Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Fear and negativity are contagious, but so is courage!

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

The Giant Orange Man Baby is having a bad day.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

American history and black history cannot be separated.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

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  1. 1.

    raff

    Heh. Funny & well done, but when the hell did Cracked become cool? Back when I was a kid, Cracked was the poorman(kid)’s Mad Magazine. The only cool thing about Cracked was John & Marie Severin’s awesome artwork…

  3. 3.

    Nicole

    "… in the arms of her Creator, Booker T Washington."

    Thank you very fucking much for making me spit my elitist chai latte all over my computer screen.

  4. 4.

    Jon Karak

    Yea, I can’t get it to play either. I guess this means that Cracked lives up to its reputation.

    /snark

  5. 5.

    Daulnay

    Very poor behaviour, folks. John McCain was gracious in defeat, instead of feeding the hate. He did our Republic a service there, and made Obama’s job slightly easier. It was an attempt to patch and undo the damage he had done earlier; much better that than the unrepentant viciousness seen from some other conservatives.

    Mocking him for that graciousness is shameful.

    Our side won, and by a landslide. McCain showed a graciousness in defeat that we should match in victory (even though many on his side are not gracious and he certainly did some pretty sleazy stuff). Obama intends to be President for the whole nation, not just us. Let’s help him out, even if we’d rather he didn’t include the ‘other side’. This vicious partisanship has to end, for the health of our Republic.

  8. 8.

    Wondermachine

    For those who think this is too much:

    Cry me a river.

    I literally have elderly relatives who are suffering from high blood pressure and bleeding ulcers because of the campaign of fear (robo-calls) that the Republican party conducted the last weeks of the campaign in South Florida. It was a shameless campaign by a shameless candidate who reached out to the very people who destroyed his chances in 2000. I have very little pity and less respect for him.

    I think the heckling yahoos in his audience were the best evidence of the campaign he wrought and the core of his support. As a friend put it, "It’s hard for him to make that speech after the kind of dirty campaign he oversaw."
    This clip is humorous and certainly doesn’t take anything away from what was a weak attempt to make up for the enormous evil the Republican Party kicked up.

  11. 11.

    Cioran Sellars

    Are you kidding me? This is "tasteless"? Have you lived in this country in the last decade? Follow the campaign? If this mild ribbing actually upsets you then I suggest taking a breather and ask yourself if you have completely lost touch. Lighten the f-up as Joe Scar. would say…

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