Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

This fight is for everything.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Republicans do not trust women.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

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  2. 2.

    Punchy

    Wow. That took me WAY longer to figger out what the hell you’re talkin about than it should have. I ackshullay went to ESPN to see what game started at 9…

    /palmhead

  6. 6.

    J.

    Talk about OBSCURE REFERENCES. Jeez, John. Hey, if you are planning on moving to San Diego, better start rooting for the Toreros and/or the Aztecs.

    In the meantime, gooooo Jets and Giants! (Don’t have a college team since we moved from Evanston and stopped rooting for the Northwestern Wildcats.)

  7. 7.

    bago

    Is John secretly japanese and havine trouble with his l’s? Yeah, I know an apostrophe for a plural is wrong, but otherwise it looks like ls, which is a distinct and common command in many shells, and just looked wrong.

  8. 8.

    Bill H

    Well it’s better than football that runs until 1 o’clock in the fucking morning.

    And rooting for the Aztecs gives new meaning to the term "an exercise in futility."

  9. 9.

    Steve

    Hey, if you are planning on moving to San Diego, better start rooting for the Toreros

    Divison II non-scholarship football: feel the excitement!

  10. 10.

    br

    Hah.

    Hey, if you are planning on moving to San Diego, better start rooting for the Toreros and/or the Aztecs.

    Even better, John, you’ll have to root for the Chargers. I shudder to think…

  13. 13.

    mellowjohn

    one of the nice things about going to a school where the football team sucked (at least while i was there) is that you can adopt a team or osmose one by marriage.
    so, on behalf of all the michigan fans on my wife’s side of the family, you can have rich rodriguez back any time. (i think my brother-in-law would buy the ticket!).

  15. 15.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    OT: Yes please!

    Sarah Palin is juggling offers to write books, appear in films and sit on dozens of interview couches at a rate astonishing for most Hollywood stars, let alone a first-term governor.

    She’s the gift that keeps on giving.

    Just this past week, shortly after conducting a string of national TV interviews and skipping a state education conference, she was scolded by the Anchorage Daily News.

    And giving…

  18. 18.

    Linkmeister

    Football here (Hawai’i) starts at 0600 on Saturday mornings, and at 0800 on Sundays. In practice, what the Sunday schedule used to mean (before Sunday Night Football) was that you could watch two games and be done by 1300, in time to spend the afternoon at the beach.

    Not such a hardship.

  19. 19.

    Jennifer

    I’m really, really going to miss Pat.

    Hoping to make it to Morgantown for the White Out in his honor 12/6.

    Also hoping Pitt crushes Cincy this evening.

  20. 20.

    Comrade Kevin

    @Steve:

    Divison II non-scholarship football: feel the excitement!

    Actually, USD are I-AA or whatever they call it these days. The NCAA, in their infinite wisdom, went out of their way to destroy small-college football on the West Coast back in the 90’s, when they decided to make it impossible for schools to have Div 2 football teams but Div 1 in everything else. It forced my alma mater to drop their football team.

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