The webmistresses were tinkering with the site (I think, they told me something about kernels or what not and my eyes instantly glazed over), so we were a little slow today and had some page not loading issues, but I think things are back to normal. As such, a kitty:
Claim your pets.
Pixie
Auw I love the kittehs! I just want to kiss each one of them on their little noses! /kiss /kiss
Laura W
Ahhhhhh! The site is back to speedy zippy and those be my kittehs doing their geriatric synchronized sleeping demonstration.
As a matter of fact, if you just put me and my MacBook, (sans make-up, clean hair, and bra) into that shot, it’d be like you were right here, now, in fake life!
Hey, JasonF — Willie and Bianca thank you for allowing them to ride on the heady winds of your famous coattails! This oughta drive traffic to their blog. Bianca (on the outside) was 16 in August and Willie will be 17 on NY’s Eve. They started life with me as small kittens in Monterey, CA. Not related by blood, oddly enuf. Both hyperthyroid and getting uber annoying in their old ages, what with all the bizarre howling at odd hours and screaming at me for food and attention.
They’re sweet. Seen me through a shitload of dark hours and multi-state moves. I can at least be tolerant of them in their golden years.
Thanks for pimping my geriatrics, John.
Comrade Stuck
Slow blog and slow news. Oh well. Though we did learn that Big Dawg Bill shaved his beard off, and now since he’s moving to Washington, we New Mexicans can relax driving our highways and not have to worry about being run over by our maniac Gov driving near the speed of light..
srv
Perhaps JasonF can do a Haiku next time, it will load faster.
ninerdave
Actually, that’s two kitties.
Punchy
Those cats look like enantiomers of each other. Or perhaps they’re meso compounds.
J.
That’s two — TWO! — two cats for one (blog post)!
Are you trying to double our pleasure, double our fun?
Meowci.
And, btw, the pages are loading MUCH faster now. Been really bad/slow the past few days.
JasonF
Why do I get blamed?
John said it was a problem
With the site’s kernel.
(Haiku-ey enough for you, srv)?
Frank
Firestats wasn’t playing nice.
Since I’m my own webmaster, I perk up at the prospect of learning the details.
Zifnab
Kernels? Glaze? You have popcorn and donuts?
Incertus
Don’t cats look like that most of the time? Mine do, anyway, unless they’re screaming at me for food.
OT, but Bill Donohue is shitting himself over some statuettes, umm, shitting themselves in Nativity scenes. It’s a Catholic thing, apparently.
Ann (and Maggy & Zoey)
Noting the fact that Bianca and Willie are two favorites of ours (along with their human, another favorite) we had to stop in and comment on their new celebrity status, as brief as it may be… autographs please?
Ash Can
Thank goodness. I was afraid Rachel had throttled the system once and for all.
@Incertus: "OT, but Bill Donohue is shitting himself…"
LOL! That is just too damned funny. Thanks for that; I never knew about that tradition. Bill Donohue can go take a flying leap. (I’m Catholic, and I approve this message.)
jnfr
Synchronized sleeping! A kitty specialty.
MarkusB
I’m seeing double. It’s too early for this.
Pixie
That made me LOL. I would say this is more a cis-geriatric kitteh molecule. /nerd
Common Sense
That Sun Sentinel Article was from 2002.