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Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 10, 20088:47 am| 13 Comments

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I really have nothing that strikes me as worth discussing this morning. That doesn’t mean there isn’t anything, but it does mean I just haven’t found anything that hasn’t been beaten into the ground already.

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  1. 1.

    cleek

    December 10, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Chicago Machine!

    that’s all you’re allowed to talk about now.

  2. 2.

    Conservatively Liberal

    December 10, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Blogger fatigue, eh? Don’t worry, I am sure that plenty of material will be available real soon.

    That’s just the way it is. Shit happens, you write about it and everything is right in the world (ok, or so we wish).

    Good morning to you too John. ;)

  3. 3.

    Laura W

    December 10, 2008 at 9:05 am

    When I got Plouffe’s video yesterday I wondered what he’d be doing come 2009, besides penning his much-looked-forward-to book.
    This would be interesting…

  4. 4.

    Comrade Stuck

    December 10, 2008 at 9:06 am

    From the Obama worshipping Commentary Mag.

    Obama’s Heroism
    Daniel Halper – 12.10.2008 – 8:01 AM

    Jen and Abe have been all over Governor Blagojevich’s corruption, but they missed the primary reason the feds were able to catch this sleazy politico–luckily, the New York Times picks up the slack. The fine people of Illinois can thank Barack Obama, and a key (better: revelatory) telephone call he made, for the justice that’s finally being served in the prairie state:

    In a sequence of events that neatly captures the contradictions of Barack Obama’s rise through Illinois politics, a phone call he made three months ago to urge passage of a state ethics bill indirectly contributed to the downfall of a fellow Democrat he twice supported, Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich.

    Mr. Obama placed the call to his political mentor, Emil Jones Jr., president of the Illinois Senate. Mr. Jones was a critic of the legislation, which sought to curb the influence of money in politics, as was Mr. Blagojevich, who had vetoed it. But after the call from Mr. Obama, the Senate overrode the veto, prompting the governor to press state contractors for campaign contributions before the law’s restrictions could take effect on Jan. 1, prosecutors say.

    Tipped off to Mr. Blagojevich’s efforts, federal agents obtained wiretaps for his phones and eventually overheard what they say was scheming by the governor to profit from his appointment of a successor to the United States Senate seat being vacated by President-elect Obama.

    Now wingnuts, all together now. What was Obama’s relationship with the Blago?

  5. 5.

    Punchy

    December 10, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Obama being…….tied……to (can’t stop laughing)…..Blago.

    Seriously, I challenge you to try to read this link. It’s like Six Degrees of Stupidity Bacon With a Side of Idiots.

    I’m pretty sure she could find a way to tie the Magna Carta, the Holocaust, and beef jerky together, if it meant the downfall of a Democrat.

  6. 6.

    Incertus

    December 10, 2008 at 9:19 am

    It’s not much of a story, I guess, but another school principal is getting sued because he tried to control a student’s Facebook page.

  7. 7.

    dr. bloor

    December 10, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Obama being…….tied……to (can’t stop laughing)…..Blago.
    Seriously, I challenge you to try to read this link. It’s like Six Degrees of Stupidity Bacon With a Side of Idiots.
    I’m pretty sure she could find a way to tie the Magna Carta, the Holocaust, and beef jerky together, if it meant the downfall of a Democrat.

    Juggs’s ranting is harmless enough, but after listening to Isikoff’s breathless panty-bunching on Maddow last night, I worry that this turns into Whitewater II. Our craven media can handle just so much administrative competence before they get bored.

    OT: Rachel Maddow and Mark Teixeira, separated at birth. Discuss.

  8. 8.

    Incertus

    December 10, 2008 at 9:30 am

    @Punchy: Yeah, that’s a black hole of stupid going on in there. Let me get this straight–Obama and SEIU have a relationship. Blago wants something from SEIU and Obama in exchange for appointing Obama’s preferred candidate into his old seat, but gets nothing. Therefore, Obama and Blago are best friends.

    Man, I haven’t had enough coffee yet to deal with that level of stupid.

  9. 9.

    John Cole

    December 10, 2008 at 9:31 am

    @Comrade Stuck: Posted.

  10. 10.

    harlana pepper

    December 10, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Um, how about Jack Russell puppehs?

  11. 11.

    Comrade Stuck

    December 10, 2008 at 10:09 am

    @John Cole:

    Gracias

  12. 12.

    Comrade Stuck

    December 10, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Looks like the Christmas spirit is underwhelming in Louisiana this year.

    SHREVEPORT, LA (KSLA) – A 32-year-old Shreveport man is now recovering at home after he says he was badly beaten at a west Shreveport gas station for wearing a Barack Obama t-shirt.

  13. 13.

    joel

    December 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    The scaled-down holiday party at work includes sugar cookies, soft drinks, and a showing of "It’s a Wonderful Life."

    Really? The story about how a depression-era mortgage banker is really the hero of the working man?

    I think I’ll stick to Seuss this year.

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