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CBS Sunday Morning

by John Cole|  January 11, 20098:48 am| 44 Comments

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No idea what the good folks have on the agenda this morning.

BTW- Tunch is exceptionally ornery today. Woke up with him prodding my head at about 7 am, and since then he has been racing around the house like a crazed man. I walk into the kitchen, he tear asses into the kitchen. I walk into the living room, he comes streaking in like a laser guided missile. As I write this, I can tell I am being actively stalked.

Crazy cat.

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  1. 1.

    Dan

    January 11, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Hi John. I’ve given you a shout out over here.

  2. 2.

    Montysano

    January 11, 2009 at 8:58 am

    Doesn’t look like the most exciting CBS SM: Guilt, Bush legacy, Glenn Close. But I’ll be there like I have for….yikes…. decades now.

    BTW: the movie "The Visitor", w/Richard Jenkins, is not to be missed. Hiam Abbas, a Palestinian actor, is wonderful as well as being stunningly beautiful.

  3. 3.

    Laura W

    January 11, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Biggest and brightest full moon of 2009 last night, 10:28EST, as I recall. Tell Tunch to go watch the Conchords do Business Time. He’ll burn off some of that energy just snickering.
    Sun. Morn looks promising. Glenn Close. ’nuff said.
    Oooh, and Guilt.
    Yum.
    (Tunch may also be a tad resentful that Tyler stole his thunder last night. Perhaps a new Tunch photo for today’s thread?)

  4. 4.

    blogenfreude

    January 11, 2009 at 9:01 am

    JC – based on the antics of my cat, I’ve concluded that there is a cat satellite that passes overhead every once in a while and tells them to do crazy shit.

  5. 5.

    R-Jud

    January 11, 2009 at 9:06 am

    he has been racing around the house like a crazed man

    It’s the Wacky Half Hour. Every cat I’ve ever known has the Wacky Half Hour. Maybe they get instructions from the mothership via their whiskers. Our Zeno has his most nights after about 9:30. He’ll drop onto your head from a high place, run down your back, and then tear around the house, claws out, pupils dilated, swatting at things that aren’t there and savaging table legs.

    Which reminds me: I need to set up an electrified perimeter for the baby’s crib.

  6. 6.

    harlana pepper

    January 11, 2009 at 9:07 am

    Watching CSPAN this morning and Steve Scully, introducing Byron York of Nat’l Review, explained that Ann Coulter was going to be on to discuss her newest new book(!) but then cancelled, no explanation – so they had to go with this puny NR guy instead. Is she afeared? What gives?

  7. 7.

    donnah

    January 11, 2009 at 9:16 am

    I’m watching David Gregory and his panel of talking heads. When Paul Gigot speaks, I want to race around the house like a crazed woman, tear ass into the kitchen, streak into the living room. As I write this, I can tell I am being actively stalked by brain-dead Conservatives.

  8. 8.

    harlana pepper

    January 11, 2009 at 9:24 am

    sUNDa talKing hEdz – do not want

  9. 9.

    Libby Spencer

    January 11, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Not watching bobbleheads this morning. I can get my daily dose of stupid simply by gazing at the ad for Joe the Plumber on the side bar.

    Have you checked Tunch to see if he’s had a spy camera embedded somewhere? Redstate may have enlisted him to gather oppo.

  10. 10.

    woody

    January 11, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Winter full moons in the High ChiHuaHuan are ALWAYS spectacular in our high, cold air. Tonight’s was spectacular: nary a cloud in the sky, the moon utterly BRILLIANT. The moonlight turns the night a pale shade of blue-gray and etches the shadows on the dusty, beige-brown ground like intricate traceries meant for some enormous tapestry. If there’s any snow, it sparkles as though it were inhabited by glowing plankton…

    When I was a kid (45-or-so years ago, before there were so many folks and so much traffic), on nights like this, I’d drive home from Santa Fe (15 miles) with the headlights off. I might not see another car going either way the whole time.

  11. 11.

    Libby Spencer

    January 11, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Oh, and if I may be forgiven for a shameless b/w, some may be interested in hearing that new evidence suggests cannabis cures Alzheimer’s.

  12. 12.

    redbeardjim

    January 11, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Clearly you have been fattened up enough, and he’s now waiting for the opportune moment to kill and eat you.

  13. 13.

    Laura W

    January 11, 2009 at 9:47 am

    @woody: I lived in SW CO for 10 years, 45 miles over the NM border. Never in my life have I seen such brilliant full moons. Especially in October. When I had my home there for 6 years it would come into the dining room window every Oct and it was like my own special holiday of anticipation.

    This song was going thru my head last night. It’s from one of my fave Joni albums. Montysano led me to this version a while back.
    Night Ride Home. If you like Joni, you’ll like this one (if you don’t already).

  14. 14.

    Michael D.

    January 11, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Tunch can run?

  15. 15.

    Michael D.

    January 11, 2009 at 9:58 am

  16. 16.

    Punchy

    January 11, 2009 at 10:12 am

    @harlana pepper: I’m of the opinion that the shelf life for Annnie C is rapidly running out. When your party is in electoral shambles, the favoribility polls in the shitter, and peeps losing jobs and retirement scratch, there’s just very little audience for anorexic b#tches who write patently false shit for rednecks who cant read.

    As Hawk would say….she gone.

  17. 17.

    Libby Spencer

    January 11, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Michael D. – I see your Dr. Horrible and raise you with a 1957 jukebox.

  18. 18.

    J.

    January 11, 2009 at 10:29 am

    I warned you this would happen if you insisted on continuing to post all those Jack Russell Terrier puppy picks!

  19. 19.

    Bill H

    January 11, 2009 at 10:30 am

    I grew up in Arizona, lived there until about 15 years ago, and made many trips to the Grand Canyon. Camping on the North Rim once in a while, but usually on the South Rim for convenience and because it’s a bit warmer. One night it was completely cloudless, full moon, and I went and sat on the rim of the Canyon for a good two hours. Just sitting being in the presence of the Grand Canyon in the moonlight. Memorable experience.

  20. 20.

    Balconespolitics

    January 11, 2009 at 10:35 am

    George Stephanopoulos just felt compelled to ask Obama the silliest question … no, not what kind of dog they’d be getting (that one made sense) … but when he was finally going to start going to church again.

  21. 21.

    Betsy

    January 11, 2009 at 10:36 am

    That’s funny; my cat Chompers was absolutely insane this morning too. At least 3x her normal morning crazy. Her pupils were so dilated you could barely see any iris around the outside. She was running and leaping and pouncing on anything that moved, including my feet under the covers.

  22. 22.

    ChrisB

    January 11, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Tunch is just getting psyched for the Steelers game.

  23. 23.

    Laura W

    January 11, 2009 at 10:44 am

    For all of you fabulous BJ chefs, you can download the Inaugural Luncheon recipes here.
    I would very much enjoy reading your food porn if you try some of them next Tuesday.
    Now that I know how to cook brussels (with an "s". Who knew?) sprouts to perfection, I am feeling a teeny bit more open-minded to ruining perfectly good ingredients cooking.

  24. 24.

    woody

    January 11, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Balconespolitics

    You an Austinite? I used to know (40 years ago) some musicians from around there who called themselves Balcones Fault, iirc…

    And you are quite correct about the shallowness of Steph’s interrogative style. Who really gives a flying fuque if Mr. O is going back to church…unless he were going back to Rev Wright’s ministry. That’d rock…As he’ s a one-termer, he’s really got nothing to lose…

  25. 25.

    woody

    January 11, 2009 at 10:51 am

    Bill H @ 19: Memorable experience.

    One of the most memorable days on this continent begins with sunrise over Monument Valley, and ends with cocktails on the veranda of "El Tovar" as the sun sets…

  26. 26.

    Balconespolitics

    January 11, 2009 at 10:59 am

    @woody: Yep – my house sits in west Austin on a nice rim of a canyon that was created over the eons (if you believe in that kind of thing) by the balcones faultline dropping the ocean floor to the east, and raising it to the west, with the subsequent erosion of the limestone to the west creating the Texas hill country, like carving big cuts into a bar of soap and creating ridges where you don’t cut.

    The balcones faultline actually makes a big arc, starting around Uvalde, swinging through San Antonio, Austin, and ending around Waco. Lots of nice springs all along the fault delivered water from the pourous limestone formations above to the settlers in those towns (and all the smaller ones inbetween, like New Braunsfels, San Marcos, Georgetown, etc).

    Balcones Fault is also a pretty good beer.

  27. 27.

    Laura W

    January 11, 2009 at 11:02 am

    @Laura W:

    next Tuesday.

    A week from Tuesday.
    Overeager in NC

  28. 28.

    Bob In Pacifica

    January 11, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Could be worse:

    sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/11/MNI5151TQ0.DTL

  29. 29.

    Laura W

    January 11, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Staphylococcus has Tweety Syndrome this morning.
    Could he interrupt Obama any more if he tried?
    Probably.

  30. 30.

    Tim Fuller

    January 11, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Bush is in denial about his legacy on Fix News. He is so out of touch with reality that it would be comical if not for the trail of death, debt and destruction left in his wake.

    Enjoy.

  31. 31.

    magisterludi

    January 11, 2009 at 11:29 am

    One of our three cats, Casper (guess what color!), is terrorizing one of the other cats on a daily basis. Satch is about to have a nervous breakdown. His cat Zen is totally blown. Untenable.

    We also have three dogs which reminds me- never have more dogs than you have hands. Words to live by.

    My life is ruled by furry creatures.

  32. 32.

    JL

    January 11, 2009 at 11:34 am

    @donnah: Mark Zandi was also on. He has written a book called Financial Shock that is suppose to be excellent. Unfortunately, he did not get to speak much.

    @Laura W:
    I sent the recipes on to a friend who is planning a brunch for inauguration day. She plans to make the apple sponge cake. I think that I’ll buy an apple, maybe buy some sponge cake and ice cream. That’s close enough for me.

  33. 33.

    Bad Horse's Filly

    January 11, 2009 at 11:35 am

    @Michael D.: Michael, if I had only known, I would have pushed the show here a long time ago. I just figured this place was populated by Whedon fans, you must’ve all known. (Check out my name, now it makes sense, right?!)

  34. 34.

    Birdzilla

    January 11, 2009 at 11:58 am

    I have never watch SUNDAY MORNING its too darn liberal and too fruadulent

  35. 35.

    's "TheHatOnMyCat

    January 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    I have never watch SUNDAY MORNING its too darn liberal and too fruadulent

    Wow, that’s a heap o’dissonance there bird. Right up there with Yogi Berra’s "Nobody goes there any more, it’s too crowded."

    And "fruadulent?" Come on, you can do better than that.

    I think somebody put something in your feeder this morning.

  36. 36.

    's "TheHatOnMyCat

    January 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    I have never watch SUNDAY MORNING its too darn liberal and too fruadulent

    Wow, that’s a heap o’dissonance there bird. Right up there with Yogi Berra’s "Nobody goes there any more, it’s too crowded."

    And "fruadulent?" Come on, you can do better than that.

    I think somebody put something in your feeder this morning.

    (This comment was posted twice because your website doesn’t work. If it shows up twice, delete this one and then fix the website).

  37. 37.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 11, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    @Punchy: I pretty much agree with you. If she was smart, and there’s no reason to suspect that, she would start her journey to the left, ala David Brock and turn the money machine back on again in a major way. Then she could die with a modicum of dignity.

  38. 38.

    magisterludi

    January 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Just took a squirrel out of above-mentioned cat’s (Casper) mouth. Luckily, no permanent damage done.

    I don’t mind snakes and mice so much (or the occasional rat) deposited in pieces on my front door mat, but my heart breaks for birds and squirrels. Casper is forever getting out of his breakaway bell collar. Evil genius.

  39. 39.

    demimondian

    January 11, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    @Birdzilla: Welcome back, dude!

    Tell me, have you been writing Brick Oven Bill?

  40. 40.

    Montysano

    January 11, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    @Birdzilla:

    I have never watch SUNDAY MORNING its too darn liberal and too fruadulent

    Yeah, that Charles Osgood is the White Mumia, ain’t he? And Bill Geist reporting on elephant polo? Totally radical.

  41. 41.

    Ash Can

    January 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Sounds like Tunch just has a case of the rips. (h/t Garfield)

  42. 42.

    redbeardjim

    January 11, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    @magisterludi:

    A squirrel is nothing but a rat with a good tailor.

  43. 43.

    bago

    January 11, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    I always thought a squirrel was a rat with a better PR department.

  44. 44.

    AnneLaurie

    January 11, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    Tunch BOOOORED. Tunch need kitten! (NOT for lunch; just for distraction / exercise partner.)

    Actually the full moon probably has something to do with Tunch’s "zoomies". Obedience groups can always tell when the moon is full — even dogs with perfect manners & the title to prove it get a little freaky. And the beginners’ class with all the problem puppies turns into the canine version of Fox News, only with cuter protagonists.

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