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by Tim F|  January 20, 200910:07 am| 29 Comments

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Millions of people have already packed the national Mall to capacity. I hope that someone remembered to bring a loaf and a fish.

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  1. 1.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    January 20, 2009 at 10:10 am

    The water looks to be frozen so I don’t know if the wine is going to flow or not.

  2. 2.

    smiley

    January 20, 2009 at 10:10 am

    I hope that someone remembered to bring a loaf and a fish.

    No shit. I’m psyched about this but the coverage is getting a little out of hand. I wish people would ramp down their expectations a bit. Okay, a bunch.

  3. 3.

    robertdsc

    January 20, 2009 at 10:18 am

    wears his brand-new campaign t-shirt received for contributing in the last weeks of the election

  4. 4.

    carsick

    January 20, 2009 at 10:21 am

    I under it’s so crowded there that President-elect Obama will have to walk across the reflecting pool to get to the podium.

  5. 5.

    gbear

    January 20, 2009 at 10:21 am

    The Mall’s capacity is over a million people. It reached capacity at 9:15. I’m lovin’ me some C-SPAN this morning.

  6. 6.

    TheFountainHead

    January 20, 2009 at 10:24 am

    Holy Jeebus! The Prexnit is a black man! Holy Jeebus! Jeebus is a black man!!

  7. 7.

    R-Jud

    January 20, 2009 at 10:26 am

    @gbear:
    I am trying to love me some C-SPAN but they keep dropping out for me. Is it because I is foreign?

    As much as I can’t stand the near-constant chatter on MSNBC (even if Rachel Maddow is doing some of the chattering), it’s working a lot better.

    Edit: ok, first shot of a little kid waving a flag and my sorry pregnant self is crying. Oy.

  8. 8.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    January 20, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Remember how rainy and gloomy and shitty a day it was when Bush took the oath?

  9. 9.

    Mazacote Yorquest

    January 20, 2009 at 10:34 am

    I still think back to Bush’s limo getting pelted with eggs, "Hail to the Thief." And yes, God made sure it rained.

    I also laugh at all the racists around the country (concentrated from Mississippi up to West Virginia), whose stomachs are knotting from the realization that the nation train is leaving White Supremacy Junction, and it’s not coming back.

  10. 10.

    dbrown

    January 20, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Why all the sarcasm? Look at the number of people who came out in temperatures that are in the low twenties just to see this event and so many came so early (yesterday!) Everyone is happy (remember the ass suck bushwhack, his puppet master, the war criminal cheney and all the smart people who had the good sense to protests those two piles of steaming dog shit?)

    Has any president in recent memory drawn such large crowds and in weather so bitter that even a Pittsburg fan would wonder why anyone would endure such conditions? Considering all of this, the coverage is hardly over blown.

    Lighten up.

    The world is hoping for better and so are we. Enjoy the ride of hope and maybe, just maybe, some good things may occur.

  11. 11.

    NonWonderDog

    January 20, 2009 at 10:36 am

    @R-Jud:
    Huh. C-SPAN is dead on my cable (Comcast in Dearborn). So maybe it’s not just because you’re from for’n parts.

  12. 12.

    Face

    January 20, 2009 at 10:39 am

    Republicans childish and bitter? Nah…..

  13. 13.

    Mwangangi

    January 20, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Greetings to all my fellow residents of the United States, and the regulars, lurkers and hosts.
     
    Why yes I am in California, and yes I started with mimosas. We switch over to beer in a few hours…

  14. 14.

    MikeJ

    January 20, 2009 at 10:42 am

    The world is hoping for better and so are we. Enjoy the ride of hope and maybe, just maybe, some good things may occur.

    Preach on. Every time some cynical fuck tells me that it’s stupid to have hope I want to hand that person a gun with which to kill themselves. If you don’t have hope, why keep living?

    The thought of Bush leaving office gave me hope for eight years. I never dreamed it would be this great.

  15. 15.

    gbear

    January 20, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Wow. They just wheeled Cheney out of the white house in a wheelchair.

    C-Span must be seriously overloaded. I switched to one of the remote feeds and now I’m having trouble getting back to the main feed. rats

  16. 16.

    slimslowslider

    January 20, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Today’s Rosettasister blog comment

    The problem is getting someone to hear the evidence. I still can’t believe he got this far. Logic tells anyone that wants to know the truth what barry is. A COMPLETE FRAUD! Man i hope berg really does have the evidence! I want to see barry and michelle in handcuffs! I want to see his followers depressed! We have been depressed watching this ass clown get away with this for so long now. I want to watch his followers just walking around stunned! “What happened?” Oh that would be great!

    LOL, as they say. The gang at Rosettasister’s has also been calling today the "noggaration," oh the wit…

  17. 17.

    Mike in NC

    January 20, 2009 at 11:07 am

    They just wheeled Cheney out of the white house in a wheelchair.

    Not strapped to a gurney? With lethal injection to follow shortly?

  18. 18.

    Adolphus

    January 20, 2009 at 11:09 am

    I am watching NBC and Brokaw et al just discussed that hats seem to be coming back and related that old trope about Kennedy all but killing the hat industry in America because he did not wear a hat to his inauguration.

    Point 1. Maybe the choice to wear hats is less a fashion statement and more a health statement. Last I heard it was 25 degrees on the mall. You lose over 80% of your body heat through your head.

    Point 2. That myth about Kennedy killing the hat industry is more hype than not.

  19. 19.

    Punchy

    January 20, 2009 at 11:12 am

    The gang at Rosettasister’s has also been calling today the "noggaration," oh the wit…

    I fully expected that shitfuck to have switched the "o" to an "i" in that made-up word.

  20. 20.

    Adolphus

    January 20, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Oh, and having no trouble with C-Span 1 or 2 here in small town Florida on Comcast.

    C-Span 3 however is a bit blurry, but then they are showing a selectmen meeting in Conway, New Hampshire where they are discussing a motion to support Truman’s decision to desegregate the military.

  21. 21.

    Michael D.

    January 20, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Sadly, the ONLY place I can get decent video is at the FoxNews site.

    I’ll disinfect my screen later.

  22. 22.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 20, 2009 at 11:16 am

    I hope that someone remembered to bring a loaf and a fish.

    Nope, I got a towel. You can’t go anywhere without a towel, it is that handy.

  23. 23.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    January 20, 2009 at 11:16 am

    What is a "noggaration"?

  24. 24.

    Michael D.

    January 20, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Bush 41 looks positively frail!

  25. 25.

    gbear

    January 20, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Bill Clinton is not smiling. He looks like he’s got a brutal hangover.

  26. 26.

    Zzyzx

    January 20, 2009 at 11:19 am

    I love this post. It took the phrase, “the unfinished work of perfecting the union," and somehow managed to make it into a code that says that Obama’s true goal is to start a Civil War. We have been warned!

  27. 27.

    Jon H

    January 20, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Big applause line at the Harvard Medical School cafeteria where about 500+ people were watching: "return science to its rightful place".

  28. 28.

    ricky

    January 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    You can’t go anywhere without a towel, it is that handy.

    You obviously have never met a Sham WOW. Beware imitators.

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