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You are here: Home / Politics / The Party Continues

The Party Continues

by John Cole|  January 20, 20098:08 pm| 187 Comments

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I couldn’t come up with a new and funny variation of AC/DC lyrics regarding the inaugural ball, so this post will have to do. You go to war with the blog post titles you have, not the ones you want.

Here is another thread.

*** Update ***

Oh, it is on:

The Pittsburg Post Gazette said in today’s edition that Obama has a game ball from their victory in the AFC championship game Sunday over the Ravens. Dan Rooney and his son Jim personally delivered the football to Obama Monday night in Washington, D.C.

Obama also met with Dan and Jim Rooney in a separate room at the Hilton, where the pair gave him the game ball. “He’s a Bears fan first, he admits that,” Dan Rooney said yesterday at the Steelers UPMC training center. “But he’s a Steelers’ fan. He’s said it, and all his staff, they’re rooting for us [in the Super Bowl].”

Seems fair, since the Rooney family came out for Obama. And it is PittsburgH.

*** Update #2 ***

You can’t see it in the normal feed on CNN, but on the HD feed of Obama speaking at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, right over Obama’s right shoulder in the lower left hand corner of the screen, the gentleman standing there in the shot is Sergeant Major of the Army Kenneth O. Preston, who just so happened to be my First Sergeant when I was in A Trp, 1/11th ACR in Fulda, Germany. It has been close to 20 years and I swear he doesn’t look like he has aged a day. Even has the same expression. I spent so much time in the field with him I still could pick him out walking in the dark just from his stride.

Small world.

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  1. 1.

    TheFountainHead

    January 20, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    You’ve been THUNDERSTRUCK!

  2. 2.

    mgordon

    January 20, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Best quote of the day:

    "I’m a lefty. Get used to it"

  3. 3.

    demkat620

    January 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Seems a nice capper to a really great day, John.

  4. 4.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    All the best people are left handed.

  5. 5.

    Incertus

    January 20, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    @South of I-10: I hang left–does that count?

  6. 6.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Umm, sure?

  7. 7.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Let the gown critiques begin.
    errrr…a bit disappointed, frankly.
    He looks GORGEOUS.
    omigod.

  8. 8.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Michelle Obama looks beautiful.

  9. 9.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    My 4 year old just said Barack Obama looks handsome.

  10. 10.

    Ellid

    January 20, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    "Pittsburg" is one of my pet peeves. PittsburgH, damn it! :D

  11. 11.

    Rosali

    January 20, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    I’m not sure if this was talked about earlier, but I find it strange that no one is talking about the absence of Sarah Palin. Every two-bit mayor in the country made it to the inauguration but the Gov. of Alaska, and the 2nd half of the GOP ticket, is nowhere to be found.

    Laura W: I’m ready to join your celebration.

  12. 12.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    @Laura W:President Obama thinks she looks gorgeous and are those tears in Beyonce’s eyes.

  13. 13.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    @Rosali: O/T, but not by much…did you see the 17-yr-old kitty posted yesterday at top of thread? Our two have company.
    whoooooooo….Stevie. Everybody up!

  14. 14.

    sgwhiteinfla

    January 20, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    “But he’s a Steelers’ fan. He’s said it, and all his staff, they’re rooting for us

    Now you know this might lead to a big pissing match with John McCain and he luvsssssssssss to gamble.

  15. 15.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    January 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    I’ve been scouting out the wingnut blogs for the crazy shit and I think this one wins the day.

    Are you LISTENING President Obama? We know you’d rather have seen such babies murdered in the womb, but odes THIS message get through? Aren’t you glad YOU weren’t aborted?

    Follow the link and see the wonderful video that accompanies it. And this was only a half day. Wait until the have a full 24 hours.

  16. 16.

    Comrade Mary, Would-Be Minion Of Bad Horse

    January 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    I think Michelle looks great. There’s a bit of dorkiness to the cut of the dress, and Barack looks like an awestruck, gawky teenager dancing with her, so it’s all good.

    And I do love seeing dark skin and a white dress juxtaposed on the First Lady.

  17. 17.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    @The Grand Panjandrum: Why don’t you go post on their site and say how disappointed you were with Bush because Clinton actually lowered abortion rates more than he did. Say it nicely so you can avoid the mod people.

  18. 18.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    @JL: Michelle looks fabulous. I was just hoping for a deeply-saturated, super-striking color in her gown. She wears color like no one else. The one shoulder, off-white thing just didn’t do it for me, but that’s me.

    Beyonce is beyond-stunning.
    I have to suffer thru Ray Romano on my way to Sting?
    bleh.

  19. 19.

    Mazacote Yorquest

    January 20, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Who did George W. have for his first dance in 2001, a recorded Conway Twitty song?

    Love the "neighborhood" schtick. As in, damn right we organized neighborhood by neighborhood– you could even say we community organized. Eat of bag of moose, Palin.

  20. 20.

    Jon H

    January 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Apparently Bush gave a speech when he got to Texas. Only Fox covered it, and even they cut away before the end.

    Bush went to Midland. WTF? None of his two homes are there, it’s way out west, what’s the point?

  21. 21.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Michelle does look lovely — that dress is soft, and pretty and romantic. Very fairytale-ish, which I suppose is rather appropriate, no?

    And Barack looks goooooood.

  22. 22.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    @Laura W: I’m not crazy about the whole cold shoulder look, but she pulls it off.

  23. 23.

    Rosali

    January 20, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    @Laura W: Yes, I saw the Banshee. I love to hear about old cats.

    Has anyone heard about Sarah Palin today? Seems to me that the gracious thing to do would be to attend the inauguration of the winning candidate.

  24. 24.

    Mnemosyne

    January 20, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    "Pittsburg" is one of my pet peeves. PittsburgH, damn it! :D

    I keep meaning to get this t-shirt regarding my home state. Because it’s true.

  25. 25.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    @Laura W: Would you prefer Patricia Heaton? Do you know which Ball President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are going to next.

  26. 26.

    skippy

    January 20, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    lol, john, i used the ac/dc song for tonite’s skippy late nite music club!

  27. 27.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Can someone explain to me why Jay-Z is wearing Urkel’s glasses?

  28. 28.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    This is a slap in the face to Seattle fans everywhere!

  29. 29.

    Octavian

    January 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    I tried, but I can’t bring myself to watch the Ball(s). There’s something about the atmosphere of it all that I find unnerving. Does anyone else feel this way?

  30. 30.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    @demimondian: Seattle has fans?

  31. 31.

    Incertus

    January 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    @Laura W:

    I have to suffer thru Ray Romano on my way to Sting?

    In what universe is that guy funny? I can’t believe he had the number one show in the country for years.

  32. 32.

    Jon H

    January 20, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    "Has anyone heard about Sarah Palin today? "

    I believe her teenage daughter Spronker is having a child today.

  33. 33.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    @South of I-10: She pulls Jacquelyn Smith for K-Mart black leggings and an Isaac Mizrahi for Target hoodie off, for god’s sake.

    When I think of her on primary nights I think of one eye-popping chartreuse green suit she wore very early on, and then the gorgeous, curve-hugging, sleeveless, purpleish thing, of the fist bump fame.

    No more fashion chat. I’m done.
    Go Steelers!?

  34. 34.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    @JL: Uhh..yeah. You’ve heard about the "12th man".

    We hired him so that the team would have at least one fan.

  35. 35.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    @JL: No. No.

  36. 36.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    @Octavian: No.

    Edit: I love Alicia Keyes.

  37. 37.

    Joel

    January 20, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    I was rooting for the Cardinals, on account of their underdog status and the fact that Ryan Clark has now decked/nearly killed two players with his spearing this season. But now, I’m neutral. Anyhow, I expect Clark’s career to go the way of the last notorious spear-tackler I can think of: Eugene Wilson.

  38. 38.

    Mazacote Yorquest

    January 20, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    @Krista:
    Why is Jay-Z wearing Urkel’s glasses, you ask?
    He read National Review, and realizes that hip-hop culture is
    now dead.
    No I’m serious.
    http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=N2QyMTdhYTE4MWUyM2ZlYTYyNmQ2MzYzMTU3ZmE0NGQ=

  39. 39.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    January 20, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    What are you guys watching this on? (DH is watching some western)

  40. 40.

    John Cole

    January 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    You know what I would give to see them play DMX- Party Up at the ball just to watch the Fox news folks heads explode.

  41. 41.

    Jon H

    January 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    I would be so sad if "One Nation Under A Groove" doesn’t get played at some point.

  42. 42.

    TheFountainHead

    January 20, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    You know what I would give to see them play DMX- Party Up at the ball just to watch the Fox news folks heads explode.

    Brush ya shouldas off.

  43. 43.

    dr. bloor

    January 20, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    @Krista:

    Michelle does look lovely—that dress is soft, and pretty and romantic. Very fairytale-ish, which I suppose is rather appropriate, no?

    She looks lovely, but don’t you think she also looks a little…ANGRY?

  44. 44.

    Wini

    January 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Does anyone know of a website with pics or one that is streaming? I am in class… booooooo.

  45. 45.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    @Krista: Damn. I thought they were gonna break into Age of Aquarius there for a moment.
    Mary, Krista…we have bdays coming up this week, do we not?
    Declare now so we can embarrass you both in public, please.

  46. 46.

    Genine

    January 20, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    I love this whole "Neighborhood Party" thing. I mean the fact that the Inaugural Ball is open to the public. The whole Inaugural Wall thing is kind of annoying, but its great they’re trying to be inclusive. Its not just one person’s night; it’s everyone’s

    Its definitely different, an appreciative sort of different.

  47. 47.

    The Dangerman

    January 20, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Not a Steelers fan, per se, but if it angers Niners fans when they get one for the other thumb, I’m cool with it. Also, in the 7 or 8 hour pregame show (or whatever it is this year), maybe we will get a story on Dr. Randy Pausch (if you don’t know the name, do yourself a favor and google him; videos are better than the book) and his interaction with the team.

  48. 48.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    January 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Never mind I found it on CSpan. Gotta agree I am not too enamoured about the dress, but I have to say if anyone has any doubt whatsoever that these two people truly and deeply love each other then those dances will put that to rest. They are so obviously in love and enjoy being in each other’s company and enjoy closeness and being intimate with each other that it almost felt like we were intruding on a private moment. Excuse me if I get crude for a moment, but I am guessing the first wild hot sex in the Whitehouse is about 6 hours away.

  49. 49.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: I’m on ABC.
    And my last glass of champ.
    What next?
    uh oh…Shakira envy in progress.

  50. 50.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I hang left—does that count?

    No, that just emphasizes your right-handedness.

    SATSQ: Vol. CMXLV, Chapter VII, Section VXIX, Subsection XII(f)

  51. 51.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Mary, Krista…we have bdays coming up this week, do we not? Declare now so we can embarrass you both in public, please.

    Yep. This Saturday.

    And Litlebritdifrnt, I’m watching it on ABC, especially as I get it in high-def. (Which DH enjoyed, as he’s got a lust-on for Alicia Keyes.)

  52. 52.

    Iowa housewife

    January 20, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    @Laura W: What are the puffy bumps on her dress, is it like those old bedspreads? I can’t tell on my crappy teevee.

  53. 53.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Excuse me if I get crude for a moment, but I am guessing the first wild hot sex in the Whitehouse is about 6 hours away.

    I’m guessing not. In all the tiring days, I’m guessing that this would have been one SERIOUSLY tiring day. If any nookie takes place tonight in the White House, it’ll be the sleep-for-two-hours-then-wake-up-and-reach-for-each-other-while-barely-awake kind of things.

  54. 54.

    Dave C

    January 20, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I want to see Barack and Michelle dance to TV on the Radio’s "Golden Age" at one of these balls!

  55. 55.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    January 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    @Jon H: Here! Here!

    And the First Lady is wearing a white dress. It must be code for something … OMG! WHITEY TAPE?!

  56. 56.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    @Iowa housewife:

    What are the puffy bumps on her dress, is it like those old bedspreads?

    And that is why you and I were such fast friends in college, My Dear!
    I was thinking it was like all bumpy chenille bedspreads torn up and sewn on at random, but you know, everyone else here seemed to like it, and I am always loathe to express dissenting viewpoints and appear to be some sort of anti-social non-conformist.
    Are you drinking?
    What are you drinking?

  57. 57.

    gwangung

    January 20, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    yeah, the hot/rumple the sheets/bumping is gonna have to wait for…oh…tomorrow, at least.

  58. 58.

    Genine

    January 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    @Krista:

    Yeah! I knew your birthday was soon, but I didn’t know it was this week. Do you and DH have any plans?

  59. 59.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    Rachel mentioned that Supreme Court Justice Roberts apologized to President Obama for the flub. To me that is not enough. Roberts should now call Chris Wallace and a few of the whackos on the right because he made them look like fucking idiots for spouting off.

  60. 60.

    Iowa housewife

    January 20, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    @Laura W: Actually she looks nice in it, but I found myself looking as close as I could to not see a bedspread. Ha. I have been very busy today and could not partake of the festivities as much as I would like. On my second glass of Chard at the moment. Yee-Haa, Bush is gone. Ya-hoo. Are you off the wagon?

  61. 61.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    Yeah! I knew your birthday was soon, but I didn’t know it was this week. Do you and DH have any plans?

    Nothing too wild and crazy. We do live in the sticks, after all, and don’t dare drive too far this time of year in case the weather turns bad. But I think we’ll head down to our local with some friends, anyway. They’ve got excellent clams and chips.

  62. 62.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    They’ve got excellent clams and chips.

    Wow, that brings me back to Friday nights in my New England home.

  63. 63.

    Josh Hueco

    January 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    @Dave C:

    roflrz

  64. 64.

    Rosali

    January 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Jill Biden is looking fabulous.

  65. 65.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    @Iowa housewife:

    Are you off the wagon?

    With a thud so loud Palin can hear it from Alaska.
    (in Alaska? Krista…halp me!)

  66. 66.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    @Rosali: She always does.

  67. 67.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    I love Jill Biden’s dress. And Joe was funny, self-deprecating, and charming. Very nice.

  68. 68.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Wow, that brings me back to Friday nights in my New England home.

    Mm-hm! With a squeeze of lemon on the clams, and a shitload of salt, pepper and vinegar on the fries. Num-a-num!

  69. 69.

    Martin

    January 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Has anyone heard about Sarah Palin today?

    She’d attend, but she’s afraid the GOP will repo her dress. It ain’t easy livin on the lam.

  70. 70.

    Iowa housewife

    January 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    @Laura W: Me thinks ye may be sorry on the morrow…..but what the heck. I am telling you Obama is prez and we are no longer in subzero temps, things are looking up.

  71. 71.

    Genine

    January 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    @Krista:

    That’s cool. I’d be the last one to make fun of you, that sounds like about my speed. lol For my birthday, I just had dinner with friends at my favorite restaurant!

    Btw, I like Michelle’s dress. I wish it had some color. But overall, really nice.

  72. 72.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    January 20, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Actually I have to say that I disagree. Think about it, this night is the culmination of two years of being apart, for the most part. Of putting their lives on hold for the sake of the campaign, of him in a motel room and her back in Chicago. If it were me and my DH we would be going at it like bunny rabbits, no matter what the hour. JMHO. And of course Barack is going to say something silly like "so do you want to make love to the President of the United States" and you know its obvious what is going to happen.

    MSNBC News Anchor clutching ear piece "yes and we have confirmed that the microphones we placed on the bedsprings in the presidential bedroom have recorded squeaking, it is official first sex of the presidency"

  73. 73.

    Andrew

    January 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    Palin is busy preparing for her 2010 presidential election run.

  74. 74.

    Martin

    January 20, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    I’m guessing not. In all the tiring days, I’m guessing that this would have been one SERIOUSLY tiring day. If any nookie takes place tonight in the White House, it’ll be the sleep-for-two-hours-then-wake-up-and-reach-for-each-other-while-barely-awake kind of things.

    What do you want to bet the two of them are on dextroamphetamine for the day? If so, they should know that the carpets in the Oval Office were cleaned this morning.

  75. 75.

    Genine

    January 20, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    MSNBC News Anchor clutching ear piece "yes and we have confirmed that the microphones we placed on the bedsprings in the presidential bedroom have recorded squeaking, it is official first sex of the presidency"

    That’s a bit sleazy for MSNBC… Fox News, maybe? To break out the first scandal of the Obama adminstration? "President Obama has hot sex with wife Michelle on Inaugural Night!"

  76. 76.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    @Iowa housewife: I’m exaggerating. I’m sticking with champ. But yes, I will hurt.
    But I’ve blocked the whole day off in my Week-At-A-Glance as Misery?/Joy? Day – TBD.

    Who would’ve thunk back in the white bread UCSB college days we’d somehow hook up again, decades later, and be yakkin’ on some political blog on Inaugural Night. First Black Prez Ever.
    Life’s a trip.
    STING! Brand New Day. OK, I’m gonna lose it now big.

  77. 77.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: hahaha

    Love the MSNBC anchor image. "The people were interested in the question, and we owed them an answer."

  78. 78.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    And of course Barack is going to say something silly like "so do you want to make love to the President of the United States"

    From what I’ve gathered of Michelle, a statement like that would cause her to keel over from laughter, not from lust. Then again, laughter IS a good aphrodisiac.

    And it is nice to have a couple in the White House who aren’t like a bad soap opera (Bill and Hill) or like a 1950’s, sanitized sitcom (Dubya and Laura — can you picture her with her hair mussed, let alone giggling under the covers?) The Obamas just seem so much like couples I know, and their relationship is one that I can relate to and find inspiring.

  79. 79.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    January 20, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    @Martin: F.T.W.

  80. 80.

    Iowa housewife

    January 20, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    @Laura W: Yes it is a trip and it makes me happy. Also,too, that is proof positive that I used to have a waist and one chin.

  81. 81.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    The LATimes has an article on Obama’s speech which was quite complimentary.

    "He is our first (in the best sense of the word) aristocratic president," said author and journalist Malcolm Gladwell. "Bush was a buddy. Clinton was the kindly uncle. Obama is a prince."

    IMO Michelle looked like a princess to his prince tonight.
    It’s amazing that the first black President is considered aristocratic.

  82. 82.

    Comrade Kevin

    January 20, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    @Ellid:

    "Pittsburg" is one of my pet peeves. PittsburgH, damn it! :D

    Yes, Pittsburg is in California.

  83. 83.

    Dave C

    January 20, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Holy hell! How many terrorists did those two Sergeants have to personally kill in order to get a dance with Barack and Michelle?

  84. 84.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    I am so drunk. Blind Pig. Bling Pig. Damnation. Damnation, Trippel, and it’s not even 7 yet.

    I have so much to say, but I’ll let Al say it (and this is the shortest Al quote I could find):

    This leads me to believe that Bynum is distinguishable from Mother Sheehan’s case. In Bynum, the District court held that then-extant Capitol regulations were vague for overbreadth, wrongly prohibiting even non-disruptive activities like Bynum’s, which involved leading private, prayer tours of the corridors of the Capitol. Bynum’s small group would periodically stop unobtrusively in the hallways of the Capitol – these are outside the houses and the attached galleries – to pray quietly, in a “conversational tone.” Bynum was not attempting to stage an impromptu prayer meeting in the gallery of the House during the conduct of congressional business. Sheehan’s and Young’s situation is distinguishable, since both sought to publicize a political viewpoint in the gallery, during an official congressional function. Seems to me that is different from walking around in the halls privately praying or talking amongst friends, and attempting to co-opt a legislative function to put your own viewpoint out there. Notably, the Bynum and Lederman courts do not question Congress’ ability to regulate free speech activities within the legislative chambers, and the Lederman court clearly supports that proposition.

    FWIW, the Capitol Police stated that the reason Sheehan was arrested, is that when CP asked her to cover the shirt, she refused to do so, and in response was arrested. This is different from first leaving, then moving into the hallway to argue about the policy; the hallway being a location where Bynum – insofar as a district court holding has precedential value – might recognize one’s right to wear a statement T-shirt.

    Regarding the sometimes inane commentary of congresspersons, they are allowed to do a lot of things under legislative immunity, which protects their political speech, and presumably, their speech acts (like purple fingers or eye rolling) while congress is in session.

    As an aside, before Slide calls me a lying liar of lying lies, both cases cited above have mildly complex appellate histories that makes their reliability as precedent somewhat muddy, not to mention their status as district court cases that appear upon cursory glance to be based initially on brief preliminary injunction hearings.

  85. 85.

    sgwhiteinfla

    January 20, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Evidently the Obama’s sex life is the source of a lot of speculation

  86. 86.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    January 20, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    I remember from early in the campaign and she said that Barack was "stinky and snory" in the morning. I do not remember anyone ever describing a politician in such a way, that is what I like about them, they are real people who do not pretend that they don’t have bodily functions and stuff. It was like at that one debate, the question was what are your faults Barack said "my desk is messy" Hil and Edwards said something about world peace or some such mess, he then said "well if I knew what the game was I would have given a better answer". Personally I find it really refreshing to discover that the President farts in bed. Cause you know everyone does.

  87. 87.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Where are we going now?
    I need a channel!

  88. 88.

    Rosali

    January 20, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Frontine on PBS has a show on "Dreams of Obama" airing now.

  89. 89.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    Ooh! I’m just watching ABC’s recap, and they’re showing the first dance between the Prez and the First Lady, and well…I’m sorry, but that was seriously teh hawt.

  90. 90.

    Comrade Mary, Would-Be Minion Of Bad Horse

    January 20, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    Yeah, but does he push her under the covers after he’s done so?

    No. He’s still in one piece, so — no.

  91. 91.

    Jon H

    January 20, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    "And of course Barack is going to say something silly like "so do you want to make love to the President of the United States""

    Actually, it’d probably be more like "Make it so, Number One."

  92. 92.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    January 20, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Change you can believe in.

    Acting only hours after his inauguration, President Barack Obama has ordered a freeze on new or proposed regulations at all government agencies and departments.

    You’d think he doesn’t trust BAdmin or something.

  93. 93.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    @ @sgwhiteinfla: The parade started very late.

  94. 94.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    @Krista: Yeah, that’s about what I think, too. That’s one of those "did you know that this bed is large and will be cold and lonely without me" things wise husbands learn not to say.

  95. 95.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    @Comrade Mary, Would-Be Minion Of Bad Horse: I was wondering just WTF they were doing in the Limo. Took like an hour for that thing to get going. USA 1! USA 1!

  96. 96.

    Tymannosourus

    January 20, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Seems fair, since the Rooney family came out for Obama. And it is PittsburgH.

    Yeah, and since Pittsburgh never has any fake bandwagon fans in cities all across America, you know the Steeler love is genuine!

  97. 97.

    Rosali

    January 20, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Frontline tonight is TiVo-worthy.

  98. 98.

    Comrade Mary, Would-Be Minion Of Bad Horse

    January 20, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    srv, you think they were holding a farting contest in the limo? That seems more like something Bush would do.

  99. 99.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    @Laura W: MSNBC? Every time I put on CNN they are showing a commercial.

  100. 100.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    @John Cole:

    It has been close to 20 years and I swear he doesn’t look like he has aged a day.

    Not sure when you posted that since I’ve been drinking and dancing around the house and time is now elastic and plastic… but it’s been close to 30 years for me and Iowa Housewife and neither one of us looks like we’ve aged a day, either.
    Snort.

    Small world.
    Life’s a trip.
    It’s all happening.

    Thanks for a Great Party, John.
    And Tunch.

  101. 101.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    @JL: BUT TWEETY IS STILL BLATHERING OUT HIS ASS.
    Can I not get a break from that, for just one damn day?

  102. 102.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Bacevich, Preston, WTF, were you like in the Pansy Brigade?

  103. 103.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    @srv: I *hated* _Dick of Death_. Now I’ve got it running through my head again.

  104. 104.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    I see the Youth ball is at the Hilton, one of the few places in Washington I have been. I went one year for the Washington Mardi Gras ball and it was a blast.

  105. 105.

    Iowa housewife

    January 20, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    @Laura W: Thanks, you are sweet and so correct.

  106. 106.

    Martin

    January 20, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Every time I put on CNN they are showing a commercial.

    How can you tell?

  107. 107.

    Martin

    January 20, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    I spent so much time in the field with him I still could pick him out walking in the dark just from his stride.

    Uh, John, we didn’t ask – you didn’t need to tell…

  108. 108.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    January 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Well I am off to beddy byes seeing as I have to work in the morning (unless the snow gets worse) Nighty night everyone, it has been a wonderful day, of all days, now the work begins. May whatever god you believe in bless and protect the Obamas, may the Secret Service stay vigilant, and may Barack stay true to his message and his word. I can sleep knowing that the world is in safer hands tonight.

  109. 109.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Yeah, but does he push her under the covers after he’s done so? No. He’s still in one piece, so—no.

    I honestly wish I knew why men find that funny.

  110. 110.

    The Other Steve

    January 20, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Ok, so when do we start the campaign for 2012?

    I’m thinking tomorrow.

  111. 111.

    Incertus

    January 20, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    @Jon H: I might have to try that one. My g/f is almost as nerdy as I am–she might go for it. Of course, she prefers being Janeway and wants me to be Chakotay, so the line might not work, but it’s worth a shot.

  112. 112.

    Martin

    January 20, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    I honestly wish I knew why men find that funny.

    Some of us got past the age of 10, you know.

  113. 113.

    ChrisB

    January 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    @Krista:

    The Obamas just seem so much like couples I know, and their relationship is one that I can relate to and find inspiring.

    That’s exactly how I feel. They seem to be people you’d want to have as your friends, people you could instantly relate to.

    What a pleasure to have them in the White House.

    Meanwhile, Obama is getting exceptionally positive coverage at the military ball by, believe it or not, Fox News.

  114. 114.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Small world.

    I finally clicked thru the link there.
    Your First Sergeant is exactly 364 days older than I.
    Wow. Freaky.
    (I’ll need to recalculate that in the late morning, tomorrow, because math is not my strong suit, even when sober and fully caffinated.)
    But I DO know he is an Aquarian and you do seem to do well with the Water Bearers, John.
    Astro Chat over.
    Go Steelers!

  115. 115.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    @demimondian: Hey, I’m that old. But well, I’m not the one sitting around all night and waiting for a job to finish while watching Cindy Laupers detritus play.

    We had rubber bands and Apollo people to bitch slap us when we were waiting for the MOC to boot.

  116. 116.

    JL

    January 20, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    I spent so much time in the field with him I still could pick him out walking in the dark just from his stride.
    Small world.

    Small world indeed. It is so much fun reading Laura and Iowa H reconnect and you watching TV and seeing your former sergeant. Karma!

  117. 117.

    Brian J

    January 20, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    And of course Barack is going to say something silly like "so do you want to make love to the President of the United States" and you know its obvious what is going to happen.

    This is kind of childish, but I’ve always wondered if anybody has ever heard a presidential couple having sex? If I am remembering "The West Wing" correctly, the both ends of the White House are saturated with security, so there would probably be a Secret Service guard or something outside the president’s bedroom.

  118. 118.

    Krista

    January 20, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Some of us got past the age of 10, you know.

    True. But even the best men sometimes have moments of gleeful regression. :)

  119. 119.

    John Cole

    January 20, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    @srv: Actually, one of the most storied units in the military.

  120. 120.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: I’m way behind on the thread here but I love your verve, Sister! Aren’t you the one who is still HOT for her DH, for like over a decade now? Serving him breakfast in bed, letting him watch cowboy and sci-fi shit on teevee, lying to him about prodigal orange cats living and shitting under the bed, proudly posting videos of his marching high school band?
    You go, Girl.
    Keep representing for the perpetually-in-hot-love women of the world.
    Lord knows I can’t relate personally, but I do love your spunk and your stories!

  121. 121.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    @srv: Yeah, well, let’s not talk about old. I work surrounded by people who weren’t *born* when I started — not a pleasant experience.

  122. 122.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    @Brian J: There was a story that Dan Quayle’s hot button (that which told the SS he was in danger) was in the form of some physical monument (not his), and they knocked it over in coitus.

    SS burst into the room of an evangelical coupling. Must have been horrid.

  123. 123.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    @srv: First Pansy Divison, then Marilyn Quayle having sex. You are on a roll tonight.

  124. 124.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    @John Cole: Well, as General Hoar said in my presence, "We need to find a voice for Andrew in the Obama administration."

    Get your storied people working on that.

  125. 125.

    South of I-10

    January 20, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    I’m going to bed y’all, gotta be up early. It was a pleasure spending such a special day with you. Tomorrow is a new day.

  126. 126.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 20, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    To celebrate our new President, tonight my wife made a meal from the terrorist cookbook in his honor. Yes, Rachel Ray instructed my wife on how to build the perfect terrorist meal.

    Someone call Homeland Security! Oh, right… the loonies are no longer in control of the asylum. Oh noes!!

    We would go to Krispy Kreme for some Freedom of Choice donuts afterward but we don’t have one near us. Bummer!

  127. 127.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    @demimondian: I worked on The Space Program with people who didn’t know if WWII was before or after Vietnam. Dates aren’t that important anymore.

    Did I mention that I have a 6-pack of la fin du Monde in the frig? OMG…

    And the chick who maintained the downlink Data Acq code from the mainframe had a dad who thought the moon landings were faked.

    Smartest non-BA/BS I ever met. God, I’ve never wanted an older woman so much.

  128. 128.

    gbear

    January 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Bush went to Midland. WTF? None of his two homes are there, it’s way out west, what’s the point?

    They’d rather have him in a hotel when he gets drunk and smashes everything tonight.

  129. 129.

    Josh Hueco

    January 20, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    D’oh! [comment redacted because like srv, I’m drunk too]

  130. 130.

    John Cole

    January 20, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    Uh, John, we didn’t ask – you didn’t need to tell…

    If you think that is gay (and really, everyone who has ever spent any time in the military can tell you they can pick out their unit mates from their stride), I am not sure how you all would react to the stories about cold nights in January in Baumholder when the drip heaters in the M1A1 were broken and we slept two to a sleeping bag on the top of the turret in a make shift tent. Coldest I have ever been in my entire life.

    BTW- Tunch Update. It appears he has a new perch. For the previous few months, when he was not sleeping on top of the printer, he would sleep on the spine of the couch. Now, however, in the past few weeks, he as decided that the foot stool that is next to the couch and serves as the holder for remotes is his new designated seat. When I sit or lie on the couch, the first thing I have to do is grab the remotes because fatass is going to jump up there and fall asleep.

  131. 131.

    demimondian

    January 20, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    @Brian J: If the President and the First Spouse have children, then they’ve been overheard. It’s one of the things that having kids guarantees.

    After your own children have overheard you making love, it’s kind of hard to be embarrassed by coitus, doncha know.

  132. 132.

    Laura W

    January 20, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    @John Cole:

    In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

  133. 133.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    @John Cole: My cousin worked in the Desert Corps of SCA in the Mojave. In February. Santa Anna time. No tents. Half the team was college chicks. Even then, they didn’t get two-in-a-bag. This explains everything.

    And my apologies, it wasn’t Gen. Hoar. It was MG Myatt. Y’all were probably making fun of him at the time for having to pretend an offshore assault.

  134. 134.

    srv

    January 20, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    @John Cole:

    because fatass is going to jump up there and fall asleep.

    Uh, why is it that we get yelled at when we use those out-sized terms?

    OK, 2nd la-fin-du-monde. Me happy.

  135. 135.

    Brian J

    January 20, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    @demimondian:

    I meant specifically by White House security, but I would agree with what you’re saying regardless.

  136. 136.

    Ninerdave

    January 20, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    @Laura W:

    In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  137. 137.

    Comrade Jake

    January 20, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    So apparently this morning Brian Williams spotted Reggie Love in the crowd and went on for about five minutes about how he’s Obama’s body man, graduated from Duke, yadda yadda yadda.

    Problem was, it wasn’t Reggie Love; it was Michelle’s brother. He would be, you know, the other shaved-head black man close to Obama.

    Oopsie.

  138. 138.

    gwangung

    January 20, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    Problem was, it wasn’t Reggie Love; it was Michelle’s brother. He would be, you know, the other shaved-head black man close to Obama.

    Rigbt sport, though….head coach at Oregon State if I’m not mistaken…

  139. 139.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 20, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    Problem was, it wasn’t Reggie Love; it was Michelle’s brother. He would be, you know, the other shaved-head black man close to Obama.

    IOW, shorter Williams: "They all look the same."

    Oops!

  140. 140.

    Warren Terra

    January 20, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    In regards to the Presidential Nookie Speculation, at least tangentially, there was a somewhat funny story last year after Blair stepped down as the British PM: Cherie Blair published her memoirs or diaries or some such, and one thing she left for some reason didn’t redact was about how one summer early in Blair’s stint as PM the Blairs were invited up to stay with the Queen at her summer retreat in Scotland. Knowing the Queen’s domestic staff were going to unpack her bags for her, Cherie was too embarrassed to pack contraception. And that’s how their youngest child happened.

  141. 141.

    Comrade Jake

    January 21, 2009 at 12:01 am

    @gwangung:

    Right, Craig Robinson. He’s fairly well known in his own right.

    Williams is apparently an idiot.

  142. 142.

    Jim

    January 21, 2009 at 12:13 am

    @John Cole:

    I don’t think the stride comment was gay at all. Now, if you had mentioned something about his wide stance…

  143. 143.

    burnspbesq

    January 21, 2009 at 12:31 am

    @Krista:

    Yes, I can imagine Laura giggling under the covers. And pointing. And saying, "Houston, we have a problem."

  144. 144.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 12:35 am

    I made the mistake of going over to RedNeckState to see how the wingnuts are handling it. Ouch. Not well at all. They are in an alternative universe over there and in dire need of buckets to carry the rivers of (alligator) tears they are crying over our nation losing its way their losses. Reverend Lowery is a hating racist for hating racists, Erick the RedNeck boasting about his chance to tongue-bathe Cheney’s scrotum one last time, their welcoming the ‘rest of America’ back to political and civic involvement now that Bush is gone and they can have their librul ponies, Obama, his family and his people are greeted with "Tasteless, Pompous Asses Move In" as a headline at RedState, Leon Wolf wants Obama to be a failure, and finally, Erick the RedNeck sez that Charlie Cook is wrong, the party is not going more extremist in chasing out moderate conservatives but rather they need MORE CONSERVATIVE COWBELL!!

    When you are in a hole… awww fuck it.

    Maybe they should consider a name change. Might I suggest "BlackHate"? How about "RedNeckStates-R-Us"?

  145. 145.

    Comrade Kevin

    January 21, 2009 at 12:42 am

    @Conservatively Liberal:

    Maybe they should consider a name change. Might I suggest "BlackHate"? How about "RedNeckStates-R-Us"?

    KlanState?

  146. 146.

    Comrade Jake

    January 21, 2009 at 12:43 am

    @Conservatively Liberal:

    That’s nothing. Check out Riverdaughter.

    Talk about not being able to move on. Jesus.

  147. 147.

    Comrade Kevin

    January 21, 2009 at 12:49 am

    @Comrade Jake:

    That’s nothing. Check out Riverdaughter.

    The Klan’s female auxiliary.

  148. 148.

    Comrade Jake

    January 21, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Speaking of wingnut, where’s Atanaruat at these days?

  149. 149.

    AnneLaurie

    January 21, 2009 at 1:09 am

    Michelle looks fabulous. I was just hoping for a deeply-saturated, super-striking color in her gown. She wears color like no one else. The one shoulder, off-white thing just didn’t do it for me, but that’s me.

    According to some offhand comment by Robin Roberts, or whatevertheheck the name of the MC at the Neighborhood Ball was, the First Lady wearing white to the inaugural ball is "a tradition". Probably one of those traditions invented because two FLs in a row picked the color & now every succeeding FL is stuck with it, but that’s your American! Inaugural! Experience! reduced to its essentials…

    I’m looking for a still picture of Chief Just-Us Roberts "fluffing" the oath. All three news networks have been careful to mention (thank the Higher Power of choice) that it was Roberts who fvcked up, not Our New President, but none of them seem to want to show us Chief John’s face. Possibly because the few brief shots I *did* see suggested the thought balloon "I should’ve used Preparation H!" This is the first time Mr. Opus-Dei-in-the-Oval-Office has been seen in public without his trademark shite-eating grin, I believe, and apart from all the historisoricity of the event, knowing that Big John (and Little Nino, Clarence, and Scalito) are not happy makes me feel all warm & fuzzy.

  150. 150.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 1:10 am

    That’s nothing. Check out Riverdaughter.

     

    The Klan’s female auxiliary.

    Now that is fvcking funny!

    I note they are somewhat attached to reality by their naming the election thread there "PUMA BAWL – RED CARPET".

    It reads like the sounds of old, sick and dying cougars, incessantly yowling at each other to the bitter end. Must suck to be a racist today, eh?

    Good. I hope they choke on it.

  151. 151.

    Comrade Jake

    January 21, 2009 at 1:19 am

    @Conservatively Liberal:

    Did you read some of the comments in the top thread over at Riverdaughter? They’re talking about how Obama should have won the election by a much larger margin given how much he outspent McCain.

    The wingnut is strong with some.

  152. 152.

    theturtlemoves

    January 21, 2009 at 1:22 am

    @Comrade Jake: He’s really, really well known in my neck of the woods, what with Corvallis being being 45 miles away and their in-state rivals right here. And yes, Brian Williams did fuck it up. My wife and I were wondering how stupid he could possibly be as we watched it. I used to watch Brokaw out of a sense of South Dakota native kinship, but NBC news really does suck.

  153. 153.

    Adrienne

    January 21, 2009 at 1:23 am

    "President Obama has hot sex with wife baby-momma Michelle on Inaugural Night!

    Fixt.

  154. 154.

    TheAssInTheHatOnMyCat(Formerly Comrade Tax Analyst)

    January 21, 2009 at 1:25 am

    demimondian
    @srv: Yeah, well, let’s not talk about old. I work surrounded by people who weren’t born when I started—not a pleasant experience

    I have the same situation – almost everyone in this company is mid-30’s or under. With the seasonal temps here now I’d say perhaps there might be about 6 or 7 people over 35…out of about 65 or 70. At 58 and counting I’m the oldest by about 5 years and the next person after that is a couple years shy of 50. But I’ve actually found it very enjoyable and exhilarating to work with these really bright and hard-working young people.

    Not that there is anything wrong with old fogies, mind you…

  155. 155.

    Brick Oven Bill

    January 21, 2009 at 1:27 am

    Enjoy your evening, my friends. Enjoy your evening, just as I did 4 years ago. And congratulations to President Obama.

    Tomorrow is another day.

  156. 156.

    TheAssInTheHatOnMyCat(Formerly Comrade Tax Analyst)

    January 21, 2009 at 1:28 am

    Laura W
    @John Cole:
    In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.

    Yes. Truth.

  157. 157.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 1:29 am

    @Comrade Jake:

    Yeah, I am reading that crap now. For some reason, reading crazy shit like that goes good with getting stoned. I have been laughing my ass off at their expense and I am enjoying it immensely.

  158. 158.

    slightly_peeved

    January 21, 2009 at 1:32 am

    BTW- Tunch Update. It appears he has a new perch.

    From the pictures of that cat, "perch" is a pretty inaccurate way to describe anything it sleeps on.

    More appropriate terms would probably be "foundation", "scaffold" or "The forest moon of Endor".

  159. 159.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 1:40 am

    John, you are avoiding my question. What affiliation does Tunch have, if any, with the Trinity Unity Church of Christ and why have you been hiding this from us?

  160. 160.

    pattonbt

    January 21, 2009 at 1:44 am

    @John Cole:

    Ah the pleasures of an Abrams tank in winter. The first thing to go is the heater. But you could always fire up the engine and bask in the jet fuel exhaust of the turbine (assuming you didnt have to worry about noise discipline). Or if someone else was already back there you could throttle it up and make them a bit extra crispy with the added benefit of jet fuel cologne.

    I spent my time on the Abrams in the Rockies at Fort Carson in Colorado Springs (sounds like same time frame as when you were in the Army). Winter field exercises were dreaded. Living in a cold metal can for 30 days. At least it was better than the grunts had.

    Agreed on spotting mates by their stride. I was amazed how quickly that becomes the first way you spot someone. I would imagine its because the clothes and hair are basically the same the same so you focus on something else first.

  161. 161.

    Laura W

    January 21, 2009 at 1:48 am

    From the pictures of that cat, "perch" is a pretty inaccurate way to describe anything it sleeps on.
    More appropriate terms would probably be "foundation", "scaffold" or "The forest moon of Endor".

    I can not believe I am still up this late, but this is too freakin’ funny to pass on.
    Reserving a place for this entry in the Top xxxx (TBD) Funniest Fat Cat Jokes at Tunch’s Expense, 2009 Edition.

  162. 162.

    Ninerdave

    January 21, 2009 at 1:57 am

    @Brick Oven Bill:

    Enjoy your evening, my friends. Enjoy your evening, just as I did 4 years ago.

    Ouch, you too voted for Bush on his second term?

    Tomorrow is another day.

    Actually he started today:

    White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel stops Bush’s last-minute regs. Emanuel signs a memorandum ordering all agencies and departments to stop all pending regulations until a legal and policy review can be conducted by the Obama administration.

    This also seems apropos

    How Conservatives Should Celebrate the Inauguration
    By David Horowitz:

    That’s right. Don’t enjoy the moment as an American, here’s how you should respond:

    1) Holy F’n Sh*t, a ni**er was elected president. Don’t panic.
    2) Ronald Reagan said it was ok to think MLK was ok, so Don’t panic
    3) He’s a socialist n**ger so, don’t panic yet, we can still call him a socialist and not be labeled racist.

    Final graph…the summary as it were:

    It seems unfair that a n**ger should be the source of a new patriotism. We are the party of Lincoln! Oh yeah and Bush boned the conservative movement for many years to come so we might as well deal with it.

  163. 163.

    Screamin' Demon

    January 21, 2009 at 2:53 am

    In an earlier thread, John wondered what Archie Bunker would have said today.

    I can tell you exactly what Archie Bunker would have said. Watching the inauguration on TV with Edith, Meathead and Gloria, and listening to the three of them talk approvingly about the Obamas, Arch would eventually lose his cool:

    “The world has gone berserk! I’m all alone here! I’m all alone in this house! Isn’t anyone interested in upholdin’ standards? Our world is comin’ crumblin’ down! THE COONS ARE COMIN’!”

    Gloria would say: “I think it’s just wonderful that a black family is moving into the White House.” Arch would retort: “Wonderful, huh? Well, just wait ‘till the watermelon rinds come flyin’ out da windas!”

    (because these are the things he said in a first-season episode of All in the Familywhen he learned the Jeffersons were moving in next door)

  164. 164.

    passerby

    January 21, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Michelle looks fabulous. I was just hoping for a deeply-saturated, super-striking color in her gown. She wears color like no one else. The one shoulder, off-white thing just didn’t do it for me, but that’s me.

    and

    According to some offhand comment by Robin Roberts, or whatevertheheck the name of the MC at the Neighborhood Ball was, the First Lady wearing white to the inaugural ball is "a tradition". Probably one of those traditions invented because two FLs in a row picked the color & now every succeeding FL is stuck with it, but that’s your American! Inaugural! Experience! reduced to its essentials

    I think she looks terrific in colors too though I didn’t know about the white dress tradition. That being said,…um…I think the dress looks like a…um..cheap prom dress… um…or …um…well, the image of "Toilet Paper Bride" keeps coming to mind.

    I know, I know. It was a glorious day for USA, and I was overjoyed to bear witness to what happened today. It’s probably too early for any kind of negativity, especially superficial stuff, but I don’t think history will laud her choice of gown this evening.

    There. I said it. And now I’ll crawl under a rock where I belong.

    I suck.

  165. 165.

    Ninerdave

    January 21, 2009 at 3:08 am

    There. I said it. And now I’ll crawl under a rock where I belong.

    I suck.

    No you’re not alone. I thought the whole "Red Carpet Oscar Award" feel to the night, while not unexpected, was stupid. Then again I think most of the "celebrity gossip, what is she wearing" type crap is well…crap. It’s why I haven’t been able to watch the Oscars or Grammies in years (well that and they always award crap to the crapiest crap makers)

    Having said that, and god forbid I comment on this, I thought the dress was ugly.

    There. I made a fashion comment, Shoot me.

  166. 166.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 4:16 am

    If she wanted to wear a Hefty bag with cutouts that would be just fine as far as I am concerned. If it were me, I would dress in whatever I like and is comfortable. I am reading some are saying that they were too extravagant, others who say she wore a cheap dress and still others who said that they spent so much on the show and yet she wore a cheap dress! Oh my! Not.

    After the last eight years of governmental excesses it is refreshing to see some restraint, especially in the times we are facing. To those who wish to critique her dress, would you please post a pic of yourself so we can see if you are all talk and no action or…

    Didn’t think so. ;)

    One great point about Obama winning and being president is that I am looking forward to the next eight years of wingnut and PUMA inter/in-breeding. Those results are going to be something to see. With the wingnuts eating their moderates and sucking up to the PUMAs, the Republican party is a hollowed out shell of its former self.

    If there is anything we can thank W for it is destroying the Republican party. He fucked that party over like a cheap drunken slut. They were all united at the outset of the Cheney administration but the whole thing ended in a total disaster with each man trying to save their own ass. The lack of last minute pardons tells me that Dick and W are not getting along too well right now. Poor Scooter is a criminal forever and everyone else has to worry if Obama is going to send the dogs after them and lock their asses up.

    I bet that will make for some sleepless nights for some guilty consciences out there. If so, good.

  167. 167.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 5:40 am

    Jesus fuck. I just listened to Rick Warren’s alleged prayer (after refusing to be in the room for it last night)… What a rambling, nonsensical, third grade level mess…

    This was what we were worried about?

    I wonder whether he actually wrote that crap, or was just making it up as he went along?

    "We know that Dr King and a great cloud of witnesses are shouting in heaven".

    Perhaps, but they are shouting for you to shut the hell up, Rick.

  168. 168.

    Mwangangi

    January 21, 2009 at 5:46 am

    @pattonbt: Son, 11M FTX was for 60 days. In the desert, in Texas. Then we got the opportunity to ‘winter train’ at Fort Drum in N.Y. North of Syracuse, also known as Watertown… you know the place that gets more snow than Buffalo…
     
    It was awesome…and I’m from N.Y. (although I’m attending school in Cali).

  169. 169.

    Josh Hueco

    January 21, 2009 at 6:25 am

    @Conservatively Liberal:

    I always liked ‘Grey State.’ Sums up the geography, spirit, and ideology of the modern conservative movement perfectly.

  170. 170.

    CIRCVS MAXIMVS MMIX

    January 21, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Michelle Obama could have worn a barrel for all I care. I was just so glad the perpetually smiling automaton with vacant eyes look is finally out.

  171. 171.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Yuval Levin has this at the Corner…

    Tomorrow, no doubt, Obama will sign some papers putting the United States firmly behind international abortion efforts again, and will begin the work of enacting a massively wasteful spending bill, and our politics will begin again to take up the great arguments that have long given it shape: about the proper relationship of the state and the citizen, about America’s place in the world, about the regard and protection owed to every human life, about how we might best reconcile economic prosperity and cultural vitality, national security and moral authority, freedom and virtue. These are divisive questions of enormous consequence, and they are neither petty nor childish.

    No, what’s petty and childish is that Republicans appear to think that these issues were somehow settled during the Bush years, that they were perfectly entitled to stifle debate about them while Republicans were in power, but also to suddenly re-discover their love of full and open debate as soon as a Democrat obtains some power.

  172. 172.

    robertdsc

    January 21, 2009 at 6:49 am

    Don’t mess with the President’s BlackBerry, bitch.

  173. 173.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 6:57 am

    @robertdsc:

    Don’t mess with the President’s BlackBerry, bitch.

    Secret Service officials are among those urging Obama to give up his Blackberry habit, because it causes security worries.

    Dear Secret Service
    Re: Blackberry

    Get better security.

    Yours,

    President-Elected Obama.

  174. 174.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 7:03 am

    Jesus fuck. I just listened to Rick Warren’s alleged prayer (after refusing to be in the room for it last night)… What a rambling, nonsensical, third grade level mess…

    I just watched the ‘show’ for a second time with our daughter and I missed Rev. Ricky the first time around. He’s got something like 30,000 people who come to listen to him ‘preach’? It was like he loaded a machinegun with words and phrases that sound good to his parishioners, tossed in some other stuff that sounded interesting (to him), aimed it at the paper and started blasting away. After a barrage of blasts, silence. The smoke clears…

    "Yup, looks good to me!"

    His parishioners might thrive on that swill but for the rest of us that was some pretty thin gruel. If he is supposed to have a voice that the wingnuts want people to listen to, he better learn how to write and speak.

    Absolutely lame.

    Josh: "Grey State?" Heh. : )

  175. 175.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 7:04 am

    @Tattoosydney:

    Dear Secret Service
    Re: Blackberry

    Get better security.

    Yours,

    President-Elected Obama.

    PS. Thanks, guys. You’ve done a hell of a job so far.

    BHO

  176. 176.

    harlana pepper

    January 21, 2009 at 7:08 am

    I was walking back upstairs this morning, cup of coffee in hand, and said to myself out loud, for the first time, "President Obama." Then I sat down and watched some of his speech. And the little tears of hope and wonder finally came out.

  177. 177.

    R-Jud

    January 21, 2009 at 7:13 am

    @Tattoosydney:

    Jesus fuck. I just listened to Rick Warren’s alleged prayer…What a rambling, nonsensical, third grade level mess…

    When RW ambled up to the podium my husband (who wasn’t aware who RW is) made a face. "Will they flash his 1-800 number on the screen for donations?" he asked.

    We turned off the sound about 30 seconds in and did other things until it was clear he had gone away. Utterly forgettable.

  178. 178.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 7:15 am

    @Conservatively Liberal:

    Absolutely lame.

    To be fair, I thought Obama’s speech was a little lacklustre – although it was still stirring and touching and hit all the right notes.

    Then again, it’s probably that it was the serious, slightly down to earth, slightly less oratorical speech that we needed to hear, rather than the barn storming one I wanted.

    Lowery kicked arse.

    (The wingnuts are presumably outraged about the "white will embrace what is right" bit. I can’t really be bothered to go and look.)

  179. 179.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    January 21, 2009 at 7:16 am

    @John Cole:

    Actually, one of the most storied units in the military.

    Not bad for a leg unit.

  180. 180.

    CIRCVS MAXIMVS MMIX

    January 21, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Re: Rick Warren:

    I did happen to think that his almost shedding a tear when he mentioned that a black man could become president was a nice touch.

    I was just glad his invocation wasn’t divisive, so while I agree that it can be considered lame (what was that crap where he led everyone in prayer to pray to "the one who saved me"?? – did he have to be so self-aware?) but, I was just happy it wasn’t a flame source.

  181. 181.

    Conservatively Liberal

    January 21, 2009 at 7:27 am

    The wingnuts are presumably outraged about the "white will embrace what is right" bit. I can’t really be bothered to go and look.

    Oh they is angry but too f’ing bad. Oh well. The truth hurts for some people, but it usually only hurts the ones that need to hear it.

  182. 182.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 7:30 am

    @CIRCVS MAXIMVS MMIX:

    I was just glad his invocation wasn’t divisive, so while I agree that it can be considered lame (what was that crap where he led everyone in prayer to pray to "the one who saved me"?? – did he have to be so self-aware?) but, I was just happy it wasn’t a flame source.

    True. He said a lot of good (if platitudinous) things:

    And as we face these difficult days ahead, may we have a new birth of clarity in our aims, responsibility in our actions, humility in our approaches, and civility in our attitudes, even when we differ.

    but they’re just lost in pounds of tripe:

    It all comes from you, it all belongs to you. It all exists for your glory. History is your story.
    …

    I humbly ask this in the name of the one who changed my life, Yeshua, Isa, Jesus, Jesus (hay-SOOS), who taught us to pray…

    Ah, I’m an agnostic lapsed-Catholic… what do I know?

  183. 183.

    Tattoosydney

    January 21, 2009 at 7:34 am

    @Conservatively Liberal:

    … and the whole bit was funny and poetic and very "black".

    and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around … when yellow will be mellow … when the red man can get ahead, man; and when white will embrace what is right.

    When was the last time someone was actually intentionally funny at a Presidential inauguration?

  184. 184.

    CIRCVS MAXIMVS MMIX

    January 21, 2009 at 7:36 am

    I humbly ask this in the name of the one who changed my life

    Yeah, he was so humble he had to reference himself… right!

    I expect that from X-tys though.

  185. 185.

    harlana pepper

    January 21, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Re: Rick Warren, here’s an example of a "service" at a local mega-church. I imagine Warren’s church is no different. These people creep me out. Sounds horribly un-Christian to say, but I want nothing to do with them and there is no way I could sit through this shit every Sunday.

  186. 186.

    harlana pepper

    January 21, 2009 at 8:00 am

    The focus of the mega-church is really "self" – having a "personal relationship" with God – not helping your fellow man – this includes missions – it’s all about proselytizing and converting people. I have been around these folks and they totally creep me out. You never know whether they want to be around you because they like you, or because they want to "bring you to Jesus." I’m going with the latter. Some of them are former hard-core drug addicts and alkies – I think they just switch their addictions to people like Warren

  187. 187.

    Mo's Bike Shop

    January 21, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Sergeant Preston?

    How’s Rex doing?

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