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Somebody please shoot me

by DougJ|  January 23, 20099:13 am| 112 Comments

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Forbes.com has its list of the “The 25 Most Influential Liberals In The U.S. Media“. Here’s some of the people on the list: Maureen Dowd, Tom Friedman, Chris Hitchens, Andrew Sullivan, Fareed Zakaria, Fred Hiatt.

I don’t want to live anymore.

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  1. 1.

    cleek

    January 23, 2009 at 9:14 am

    Forbes is trolling

  2. 2.

    Media Browski

    January 23, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Hello, my name is media browski. This word mister Forbes– this word "liberal" you keep using–I do not think it means what you think it does.

  3. 3.

    Downpuppy

    January 23, 2009 at 9:19 am

    I don’t think they’re trolling so much as very, very stupid.

    Consider:

    After cutting his teeth on his first blog, Calpundit, and his second at the Washington Monthly, Drum now pens posts on economics and politics that are backed up by charts and stats. This geek-with-attitude briefly studied math and worked in the tech sector before turning to writing full time.

    Or maybe they stole their kid’s homework for a 7th grade social studies class.

  4. 4.

    4tehlulz

    January 23, 2009 at 9:20 am

    >>Forbes.com

    Stopped reading right there.

  5. 5.

    J.

    January 23, 2009 at 9:21 am

    BANG.

  6. 6.

    Bob In Pacifica

    January 23, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Be black and ride on BART. Someone will shoot you.

  7. 7.

    chris mohr

    January 23, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Chris Matthews? THOMAS FRIEDMAN???

    Wow. Forbes must be looking through liberal-land through Alice’s Looking Glass. Tweety eventually did turn on Bush, but so did tons of former sycophants who finally could no longer swallow the kool-aid.

  8. 8.

    Changeroo

    January 23, 2009 at 9:26 am

    What on earth qualifies Forbes to opine on this subject? More in their area of so called "expertise" is their prediction in their blog this a.m. that the Dow and S&P were headed to another 15 to 20 percent drop over the next several trading sessions, starting today. Right.

  9. 9.

    Wilson Heath

    January 23, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Forbes got punked? (Probably not, based on my web searches on the attributions for editing the list, but it was a nice thought.)

    File it under "center-right" propaganda — if this is the new media elite during the Obama era, then those of us in the actual center can still be dismissed as DFH’s.

  10. 10.

    Gunner

    January 23, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Liberal has come to mean "anyone who doesn’t march in lock-step with conservative ideology". It may be wrong, but it’s simple and easy to follow, and that’s all people care about.

  11. 11.

    The Other Steve

    January 23, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I got bigger problems. iTunes just decided that it should delete everything from my iPod and resync it. 40 gigs… All I wanted was 3 podcasts synced up, but now I have to wait 15 minutes to send 40 gigs back.

    God I hate Apple. Why on earth would it think "Hey, I know, you probably want me to delete everything don’t you?"

  12. 12.

    The Moar You Know

    January 23, 2009 at 9:32 am

    To both the magazine and their rotten subscribers, these folks are liberals. To us, they like the swastika but don’t insist on branding everyone with one.

    I’m very glad to see that Forbes still maintains their sacred tradition of gettin’ it wrong, as usual.

  13. 13.

    Ripley

    January 23, 2009 at 9:34 am

    I think the real question is: What the hell is the point of this list? What, they couldn’t just post an associate editor’s vacation slides or ahi recipes?

  14. 14.

    "Fair and Balanced" Dave

    January 23, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Maureen Dowd????? Andrew Sullivan??? What the hell is Forbes trying to do, make Bob Somerby’s head explode?

  15. 15.

    former capitalist

    January 23, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Uh, Doug, I don’t think you should be the intended target here.

  16. 16.

    Tim H.

    January 23, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Figures. Their cutoff point for liberals is around Friedman. Everyone else is a DFH and a commie.

  17. 17.

    Joey Maloney

    January 23, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Mmmmmm, ahi.

  18. 18.

    Zifnab

    January 23, 2009 at 9:38 am

    What? No David Brooks? No Brian Williams?

    [Sullivan] clings unconvincingly to the "conservative" label even after his fervent endorsement of Obama.

    Well, shit, if that’s your litmus test why isn’t William F. Buckley on that list?

  19. 19.

    Xenos

    January 23, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Forbes is ridiculous vanity project – of, by, and for the plutocracy. I will pay attention to them as soon as they admit that Malcom Forbes, Sr. was gay.

    Never mind the rumors, or the parade of cute boys marching up the gangplank to his yacht every friday night — the guy gave a purple motorcycle to Elizabeth Taylor.

    At times like this I really miss Spy Magazine.

  20. 20.

    DougJ

    January 23, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Never mind the rumors, or the parade of cute boys marching up the gangplank to his yacht every friday night—the guy gave a purple motorcycle to Elizabeth Taylor.

    That whole thing was pretty fucking funny.

  21. 21.

    jenniebee

    January 23, 2009 at 9:41 am

    In other clueless news, The Obamas do what together?

    I think it’s safe to say that the New Yorker won’t make a cover out of what that commentator says. At least, I hope they don’t. Also.

    h/t Bloggess

  22. 22.

    nonymouse

    January 23, 2009 at 9:41 am

    did they list the secsual orientation of all those people, or did they just pick a few at random?

  23. 23.

    Walker

    January 23, 2009 at 9:41 am

    I am amazed that Sullivan is illiciting more disbelief than Hiatt. At least Sullivan was not an active Bush cheerleader. I have no clue how Fred Hiatt got on that list.

  24. 24.

    Ash Can

    January 23, 2009 at 9:42 am

    "Liberal?" Head, meet desk. These people who insist upon making up and pushing their own crap definitions of words need to get acquainted with my friend, Mr. 2×4-With-a-Nail-Through-the-End.

  25. 25.

    Sam Simple

    January 23, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Part of the reason the right-wing noise machine has been so success ful is that liberals have allowed them to define us. Andrew Sullivan is about as liberal as I am a plant.

  26. 26.

    DougJ

    January 23, 2009 at 9:44 am

    @jenniebee

    Funny.

  27. 27.

    TheFountainHead

    January 23, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Shorter Forbes.com: "ZOMG! Luk @ teh Liebural monkees flewing oot uv ours asses!"

  28. 28.

    TheFountainHead

    January 23, 2009 at 9:46 am

    @jenniebee: Video of the Week

  29. 29.

    DougJ

    January 23, 2009 at 9:47 am

    @Walker

    I like Sullivan better than Hiatt, who is an idiotic douchebag. But Sullivan spends half his fucking blog talking about dead conservative guys I’ve never heard of. And he’s all about J-Critty, albeit in a Catholic rather than evangelical way. He loves him some pre-emptive wars. I could go on and on.

  30. 30.

    PattyP

    January 23, 2009 at 9:47 am

    No one could have predicted that an article in Forbes would be just completely full of shit.

  31. 31.

    Punchy

    January 23, 2009 at 9:47 am

    Chris Hitchens

    Is this the same Christopher "Drunkass" Hitchens? A liberal?

    Hey, in other news, becuase Obama didn’t propose $900 quadrillion in tax cuts and capital gains tax eliminations, Senate Republicans are unwilling to support Obama’s stimulus bill. Apparently they really want that 41 number in the Senate down to about 37 in 2010.

  32. 32.

    TheFountainHead

    January 23, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Hey, in other news, because Obama didn’t propose $900 quadrillion in tax cuts and capital gains tax eliminations, Senate Republicans are unwilling to support Obama’s stimulus bill. Apparently they really want that 41 number in the Senate down to about 37 in 2010.

    You gotta give them points for trying…

  33. 33.

    Barbar

    January 23, 2009 at 9:50 am

    I loved the comment on the Forbes thread to the effect of "now you know how conservatives feel when liberals pretend that Bush is conservative."

  34. 34.

    burnspbesq

    January 23, 2009 at 9:51 am

    @Sam Simple:

    In Forbes’ world, a conservative who has principles and sticks to them is scarier than an army of DFHs. And they have no word in their vocabulary to describe a person like that. Hence the silliness.

  35. 35.

    peach flavored shampoo

    January 23, 2009 at 9:51 am

    So I’m reading that the orchestral music at the inauguration was pre-recorded, and I feel totally vindicated. I kept telling everyone around me that it seemed impossible for them to play in such cold weather without any problems with their woodwind instruments and the numbing of their hands.

    Turns out I nailed it. They Manilli’d the whole shebang.

  36. 36.

    Rick Taylor

    January 23, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Andrew Sullivan considers himself to be a conservative. He wrote an article, "The Conservative Soul: How We Lost It, How to Get It Back."

  37. 37.

    jibeaux

    January 23, 2009 at 9:54 am

    God I hate Apple.

    My iTunes does this thing when I plug in the iPod where it says it’s syncing, getting my new nerdy podcasts, etc. But it never actually does unless I go to the pull-down menu and tell it to sync. It just lies to my face instead.

    Well, shit, if that’s your litmus test why isn’t William F. Buckley on that list?

    I think that’s Christopher Buckley…WFB died without endorsing Obama, unless I missed a pretty huge story. He also cut out his illegitimate grandson that Chris got on the side, from his estate.

  38. 38.

    TheFountainHead

    January 23, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Turns out I nailed it. They Manilli’d the whole shebang.

    Linky linky?

  39. 39.

    Hawes

    January 23, 2009 at 9:57 am

    From a strictly Poli Sci point of view, those guys are "Liberals". But the Poli Sci "Liberal" is really a moderate to conservative American political figure. Liberals believe in free trade, limited government and civil liberties. What we refer to as "Liberals" in this country are really "Social Democrats". We believe in the social contract, communal solutions to communal problems and civil rights.

    It’s yet another example of why listening to Rush Limbaugh makes you stoopud.

  40. 40.

    Bootlegger

    January 23, 2009 at 9:58 am

    @jenniebee: "fisting"! Now that is some serious affection.

  41. 41.

    DougJ

    January 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

    @TheFountainHead

    Link.

  42. 42.

    Montysano (All Hail Marx & Lennon)

    January 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

    WTF? No David Broder, the Dean of……. well, something? Methinks someone will be receiving a sharply worded letter.

  43. 43.

    Reverend Dennis

    January 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Proof positive that Forbes has experience neither with liberalism nor with being influential.

  44. 44.

    Librarian

    January 23, 2009 at 10:00 am

    I just hope that in 2010, and 2012, the Democrats remember, and remind everybody of, the explosion of right-wing hate that is currently going on, including Rush saying that he hopes Obama fails. They should repeat that line ad nauseum if they were smart.

  45. 45.

    Xenos

    January 23, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Hitchens is no liberal – he is a Trotskyist. Nowadays he has adopted some neocon positions, but the structure of his thinking remains Trotskyist, just with Jihadism replacing Corporatism as the source of evil he can cite in order to justify outrageous state powers.

    Just another version of David Horowitz, although a lot smarter and more fun at parties. Or not, maybe.

    The whole point of defining liberalism as a center-left ideology was to exclude such bomb-throwers.

  46. 46.

    Bootlegger

    January 23, 2009 at 10:01 am

    @peach flavored shampoo: They did "play" their instruments, they just weren’t miked so only those nearby could hear how out of tune the frozen strings and reeds were.

  47. 47.

    Ash Can

    January 23, 2009 at 10:01 am

    @Punchy:

    Hey, in other news, because Obama didn’t propose $900 quadrillion in tax cuts and capital gains tax eliminations, Senate Republicans are unwilling to support Obama’s stimulus bill.

    Besides the fact that, according to House Minority Douchebag Eric Cantor, it contains too many benefits for people who, you know, might actually need them.

  48. 48.

    scarshapedstar

    January 23, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Let us not forget the late great Tim Russert, and his favorite liberal insider, Dick Cheney.

  49. 49.

    jrg

    January 23, 2009 at 10:02 am

    The only way this list makes any sense at all is if you define "liberal" as "someone Republicans don’t like".

    I don’t know why that upsets everyone so much. If Forbes’ definition of "liberal" is true, then the GOP may never win an election again. If you keep calling centrists "liberals", sooner or later the centrists will believe you.

  50. 50.

    TCG

    January 23, 2009 at 10:02 am

    Everyone must take their marching orders from Arch-Liberals, Comrade Oprah and Fred Hiatt now I guess.

    You learn something new every day.

  51. 51.

    Deborah

    January 23, 2009 at 10:03 am

    I think their list comes down to "liberal = conservative who thinks Palin is an embarrassment to conservatism."

  52. 52.

    Deborah

    January 23, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Double post, huh?

  53. 53.

    random asshole

    January 23, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Have you considered the possibility that the article is blatantly making fun of liberals, essentially saying that you can’t actually be liberal and influential. Hence, to fill out any list of this type, you’re left with Christopher Hitchens, whose entire "claim" to liberalism consists of the fact that he’s not a Christian.

  54. 54.

    Face

    January 23, 2009 at 10:07 am

    God I hate Apple.

    TOS hates Apple. I had no idea.

  55. 55.

    Zifnab

    January 23, 2009 at 10:08 am

    @jibeaux:

    I think that’s Christopher Buckley…

    Ah. Yes. Thanks for the correction.

  56. 56.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    January 23, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Who were you expecting, Matt Taibbi and Katrina vanden Heuvel? Forbes was ranking liberals, not Commies!

  57. 57.

    J Royce

    January 23, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Part of the reason the right-wing noise machine has been so success ful is that liberals have allowed them to define us.?

    Exactly.

    The Right-wing is just the Ancient Regime in modern clothing. They use Establishment wealth to buy up the commons, including and most importantly the media, and then parade around pretending to be the King Daddies Who Protect You.

    It works so damn well because the Regime has had thousands of years of trial-and-error to perfect their foul tactics. What works is declaring yourself on the side of some human common good (like family, country, God) and then creating a (minority) enemy that is supposedly against these things and claiming you will fight them. It’s been done against Indians, blacks, gays, gypsies, Jews, etc., etc. Always the Right picks a minority to demonize, so they can "defeat" them and take power.

    Education provides the antidote. The nice way is properly funded public education that teaches history, civics and various cultural arts (ie, liberal arts). The hard way is war and ruin. Historically people choose the hard way, which does, admittedly, work just as well in the very long run. The people sadly alive during said "hard way education" somehow take little solace from this.

    It’s the old joke: "if you can’t be a positive role model, then you just have to be a horrible warning."

    Thank the Conservatives for making America’s current and coming period one of history’s horrible warnings. If a Conservative ever tries to grab hold of your education system, it would be a service to mankind to beat that Con electorally (easy way) because if you don’t, it will be the hard way. Again.

  58. 58.

    JL

    January 23, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Oprah made the list because she is black and likes Obama.

    Oprah makes this list because her status as an American cultural and racial icon gives her a uniquely influential position to mold political debate in the Obama era.

    Maureen Dowd meows also!
    Who edited this crap?

  59. 59.

    jibeaux

    January 23, 2009 at 10:15 am

    racial icon

    What the hell that actually means is just a headscratcher if you ask me.

  60. 60.

    The Other Steve

    January 23, 2009 at 10:17 am

    In fairness to Communism, the Soviet Union was never technically Communist. They lost their way from the glorious path under Stalin who tried to implement capitalist concepts and failed.

  61. 61.

    JGabriel

    January 23, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Walker:

    I have no clue how Fred Hiatt got on that list.

    I agree. There were a good number of questionable selections in the Forbes list, but Hiatt was the one that struck me, too, as especially egregious.

  62. 62.

    4tehlulz

    January 23, 2009 at 10:19 am

    @jibeaux: Apparently Forbes doesn’t know that white women like Oprah too.

  63. 63.

    Oliver's Neck

    January 23, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Well, see, the problem here is with the term "liberal" which is being abused by both Forbes and, frankly, everyone here. You see, in terms of political theory "liberal" means…

    Oh, hey Ash Can. I was just explaining… My, that certainly is a lovely board-with-a-nail-in-it you have there. Wait! But I’m not making it up! I’m getting a degree in poltical theory, see?!

    Ouch, my brain!

  64. 64.

    Reverend Dennis

    January 23, 2009 at 10:22 am

    @jibeaux:
    It means that she’s a popular, successful person of color who isn’t a rapper or an athlete.

  65. 65.

    Rick Taylor

    January 23, 2009 at 10:22 am

    It’s interesting that Paul Krugman tops the list. In a way I agree, he certainly had an influence on me. But before this administration I doubt anyone would have classified him as a liberal; he strongly favored free trade for example. He became a liberal for pointing out Bush was misleading the public on the effects of his tax cuts, and for opposing invading a country that did not currently threaten us. The debate has become so skewed to the right, that "liberal" seems to be a term that means "not entirely insane."

  66. 66.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 23, 2009 at 10:24 am

    The attempts to turn ‘liberal’ into a terrible word continue.. but this line of attack could work.

  67. 67.

    JL

    January 23, 2009 at 10:25 am

    @Shawn in ShowMe: Katrina might make next years list. The token females were already taken.

  68. 68.

    shortstop

    January 23, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Apart from the hilarious definition of "liberals": Is Drum influential? Who knew?

  69. 69.

    Rick Taylor

    January 23, 2009 at 10:27 am

    @Punchy:

    Hey, in other news, becuase Obama didn’t propose $900 quadrillion in tax cuts and capital gains tax eliminations, Senate Republicans are unwilling to support Obama’s stimulus bill.

    This has me baffled. Not that the Republicans would oppose the stimulus bill; that was inevitable. But I don’t understand why the Democrats started by trying to compromise with the Republicans when it was inevitable they would take any such compromise as a starting point to be negotiated further to the right. I’m hoping that Obama has some clever plan that I don’t see because I don’t understand politics very well.

  70. 70.

    Ash Can

    January 23, 2009 at 10:30 am

    @Oliver’s Neck: LOLZ! Not to worry; I wasn’t including classical terminology in my general description of "crap" definitions. My idea of a "crap" definition is more along the lines of, say, Forbes magazine saying "these people are liberals because they don’t carry pictures of Sarah Palin in their wallets/don’t make over $500k a year/won’t grant me an interview even after I’ve begged all year/write articles that their editors don’t tear to shreds and send back to them with orders to write the damned things over."

  71. 71.

    Paul L.

    January 23, 2009 at 10:30 am

    @Rick Taylor:

    Andrew Sullivan considers himself to be a conservative. He wrote an article, "The Conservative Soul: How We Lost It, How to Get It Back."

    Andrew Sullivan deludes himself.
    He also considers himself a Catholic. Even after he was outraged with Benedict became Pope.
    Nice to see Rachael Maddow’s twin Ezra Klein made the list.

    Here’s my favorite part, though. The Glamor article quotes a guy named Ezra Klein and his opinion that “while male political bloggers are known as ‘political’ bloggers, women are more often known as ‘feminist’ bloggers.” Klein then mentions two female bloggers by name (Jill Filipovic and Ann Friedman) as examples of women who are unfairly labeled “feminist” bloggers.

    I clicked on the hyperlinks of both those names to decide for myself if they were “political” and not “feminist” bloggers, and in so doing, I discovered the names of their actual blogs. And I shit you not, these two blogs, which it is apparently so very wrong to label “feminist,” are called:

    Feministing.com and Feministe.us
    Bam. Game over, pal. You lose.

  72. 72.

    The Moar You Know

    January 23, 2009 at 10:32 am

    These people who insist upon making up and pushing their own crap definitions of words need to get acquainted with my friend, Mr. 2×4-With-a-Nail-Through-the-End.

    @Ash Can: I used to have one of those, then replaced it with a neat little thing I read about the other day; Mr. 2×4-With-One-End-Wrapped-In-Barbed-Wire. Although Mr. 2×4-With-a-Nail-Through-the-End is more lethal, conservatives seem more scared of Mr. 2×4-With-One-End-Wrapped-In-Barbed-Wire. Perhaps it’s the scarring factor.

  73. 73.

    John PM

    January 23, 2009 at 10:33 am

    What, no John Cole on the list? If Friedman and Hiatt are liberals, then Cole must be a raging hippie.

    BTW, I think just as important is the work "influential." It is because the people identified are "influential" that we are in such deep sh-t.

    P.S. – I loved Andrew Sullivan’s book "The Liberal Soul."

  74. 74.

    Rick Taylor

    January 23, 2009 at 10:33 am

    (posted to wrong thread and unable to delete)

  75. 75.

    Bootlegger

    January 23, 2009 at 10:33 am

    @J Royce:

    "if you can’t be a positive role model, then you just have to be a horrible warning."

    I seem to be both.

  76. 76.

    Scott H

    January 23, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Anyone who isn’t a spittle-flecked reactionary is now a liberal.

  77. 77.

    JGabriel

    January 23, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Rick Taylor:

    It’s interesting that Paul Krugman tops the list […] before this administration I doubt anyone would have classified him as a liberal; he strongly favored free trade for example. He became a liberal for pointing out Bush was misleading the public […] The debate has become so skewed to the right, that "liberal" seems to be a term that means "not entirely insane."

    There’s also the whole aspect of Krugman calling his book, and his blog, The Conscience of a Liberal.

    Whether or not other people would have classified Krugman as a liberal, I don’t know. But apparently he always classified himself as one.

    While I agree that the debate has become far too skewed to the right – and in fact think the whole Forbes article is a classic example of refocusing the Overton Window – Krugman probably isn’t the best example to illustrate that thesis.

    .

  78. 78.

    Napoleon

    January 23, 2009 at 10:36 am

    @Rick Taylor:

    It’s interesting that Paul Krugman tops the list. In a way I agree, he certainly had an influence on me. But before this administration I doubt anyone would have classified him as a liberal . . . .The debate has become so skewed to the right, that "liberal" seems to be a term that means "not entirely insane."

    At least Krugman self identifies as a liberal unlike Sully

  79. 79.

    Rick Taylor

    January 23, 2009 at 10:36 am

    I wanted to change clever plan to subtle plan, but I couldn’t edit the above fast enough.

  80. 80.

    jibeaux

    January 23, 2009 at 10:37 am

    @Reverend Dennis:

    So why do I picture a totem of Shaft, perched on a golden column, surrounded by bowing supplicants?

  81. 81.

    Bootlegger

    January 23, 2009 at 10:40 am

    @Paul L.: Why didn’t you make the list Paul?

  82. 82.

    Tattoosydney

    January 23, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Known for her exclamatory columns, Dowd writes about politics with a biting, pop-culture-infused spin. She is much better at meowing at her own side, though, so the Obama administration could see her recover the cat-wit she appeared to have lost in her formulaic Bush years.

    What a load of old shit.

  83. 83.

    jibeaux

    January 23, 2009 at 10:41 am

    cat-wit

    It’s a good thing I didn’t actually go and read the link. That makes even less sense than racial icon.

  84. 84.

    Bootlegger

    January 23, 2009 at 10:42 am

    @Tattoosydney:

    What a load of old shit.

    Pretty much sums up the entire Forbes empire.

  85. 85.

    The Moar You Know

    January 23, 2009 at 10:43 am

    @Paul L.: Weak. Even for you, and that’s saying a lot.

  86. 86.

    J Royce

    January 23, 2009 at 10:45 am

    It is important to remember that Liberalism is what broke the hold of the Aristocracy (Ancient Regime) and forcibly put the Upper Class out of power. They hate Liberalism with the heat of a thousand suns.

    The difficulty the Right has is in hiding their true intentions from the people it plans on re-enslaving while garnering their support. That’s where the Right’s embrace of Religion comes in, and also propaganda, destroying liberal education, enthroning celebrity adulation, and mindless feel-good militarism.

    Conservative commoners are just the unwitting tools to reinstitute a ruling power of an elite. And Conservatives have done this again and again to society, because the Right appeals to tribal and primal human traits.

    In essence, the Right is an Eddie Haskel character who cozies up to the neighbor’s kids and offers to lock the babysitter in a closet so the kids can eat ice cream and watch teevee all night, when his real goal is to take the silver and get into the booze cabinet. It leaves an awful mess to clean up.

    And those kids deserve a spanking —

  87. 87.

    Joshua Norton

    January 23, 2009 at 10:45 am

    They must mean "Liberal" the way Looneytarians call themselves "Classic Liberals" and Euro wingnuts are called neo-liberal. In other words Republicans who want to smoke dope and get laid.

    However, pigs is still pigs.

  88. 88.

    Oliver's Neck

    January 23, 2009 at 10:50 am

    @Ash Can:

    Yeah, I got that. I just wanted to mock my own desire to make a serious post on the "proper" definition of the term. Thanks for providing the ground upon which I could self-mock.

    I’m off to the hardware store to get the parts for one of Moar’s version of the "political discussion stick" and then I’ll join you in your noble quest.

  89. 89.

    comrade rawshark

    January 23, 2009 at 10:51 am

    @Oliver’s Neck:

    Public Enemy fan?

  90. 90.

    Tattoosydney

    January 23, 2009 at 10:52 am

    The first term I think of when I hear Dowd’s name is not "Cat-wit", but it’s pretty close.

  91. 91.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    January 23, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Forbe’s top 5 Enemy Combatant List

    5. Robert Redford
    4. Oliver Stone
    3. Phil Donahue
    2. Howard Zinn
    1. Noam Chomsky

    Why these scary old men haven’t been sent to Gitmo is beyond me.

  92. 92.

    thomas

    January 23, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I couldn’t click thru to forbes because I’m a dfh and they would find me out, so I have to know. Did they include David Gregory? The had to because he knows Keith and Rachael. If not it’s a disservice to the radical left at MSNBC.

    And Walter Kronkite, did they include Walter??

    The stoopid, it hurts.

  93. 93.

    bayville

    January 23, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Credit to Forbes, they got the Top 2 correct…but then proceeded to roll 23 consecutive snake-eyes.
    A near impossible accomplishment.

  94. 94.

    jhh

    January 23, 2009 at 11:11 am

    All of these have their quirks. But at least they are not pathological like Coulter, Hannity, and Limbaugh.

    Hitchens is former left wingnut, who writes well, copiously, and totally unpredictably. He was a dead end defender of the fictitious (actually fraudulent) claims of a Saddam connection to 9/11. Maybe he was drunk, who knows. Likes attention.

    Friedman also writes copiously, but not so well (watch those zany metaphors) and leaps–predictably– from one well worn idea to another, making hay out of re-discovering the CW of smarter folks when it is already old hat and repackaging it for corporate types. And so he was a Iraq cake-walker ("suck on this") for quite a few 6 month Friedman units before he discovered the Iraq quagmire. [I find this surprising for someone with a degree in Arabic.] A convert to things green who lives in a >10,000 sq ft house (having a wife who used to be a billionaire helps). A camera hogging self promoter ("buy my book"). See Matt Taibbi for a recent take down.

    MoDo is a perpetually dyspeptic critic of all and sundry. W’s nickname for her was apparently "the Asp" and he exiled her out of fear of her pointed tongue (not sure this was a smart move). On good days her quips rise to Mencken level. Unpredictable, and sadly, embittered.

    Fred Hiatt is a Responsible Beltway Insider with No Apparent Original Ideas. Reliable supporter of the Bush administration, don’t know if it was real or just takin’ care of business. In any case, I no longer bother reading WaPo editorials. We’ll see if he flip flops for Obama. Seems not to be much of a personal limelighter.

    I have a soft spot for Andrew Sullivan, a hyperactive free-thinking gay Brit who is an economic liberal (in the original, Adam Smith, sense). He thinks out loud, writes almost as well as Hitchens in terms of style. (Growing up in one of the realms of HM the Queen of England, Scotland, Wales, Canada, and Australia helps heaps in that regard). He is open to having his mind changed by reality and the plight of actual, living human beings, which explodes the heads of the wingnuts at NRO. I am however, still sore at him for loudly denouncing as Fifth columnists all the "pre-mature" critics of the Iraq folly, and vilifiying the prescient Paul Krugman (who like Al Gore, is having the last laugh, courtesy of the Nobel committee and real world economic developments). Comfortable in the spotlight, but open and clear about it.

    Fareed Zakaria seems to be this year’s Wise Man of the Middle East. Not sure what to think yet. Wonder if he will get a post with the Obamans. At least he has first hand knowledge of the languages and cultures. These days, the US gets its area experts (like its laptops and a majority of its top scientists) by importing them, which is why cutting off immigration would be intellectual, economic, and military suicide. The US is the only country I know where having a foreign accent can be a big plus. (Think Henry Kissinger). As a native Yank with an acquired Aussie 2nd passport and polyglot tendencies, I love it.

  95. 95.

    The Other Steve

    January 23, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Ok, I looked at the full list and I’m not totally disagreeing.

    Some of the names are questionable(Chris Matthews!?), but they do have Josh Marshall, and Markos on there.

  96. 96.

    priscianus jr

    January 23, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Poor dears. In the face of the Obama storm, they are desperately trying to shore up the sinking unreality-based insider consensus that is the very bulwark of the MSM.

  97. 97.

    Zifnab

    January 23, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Some of the names are questionable(Chris Matthews!?), but they do have Josh Marshall, and Markos on there.

    Hiatt is on there because he runs the "liberal" Washington Post editorial section. Paul Krugman tops the list because people at Forbes Magazine actually read him (I’m sorry, but Markos has to be one of the biggest grassroots fund raisers in US History, and you’ve got him pegged at, what?, seven? – how much money does Krugman bring in?),br>

    A number of these guys flipped for Obama in the last twelve months and simply happen to have large soapboxes. But where is the leadership of the AARP that spearheaded the fight against Social Security "reform"? Where are the leaders of ACORN and MoveOn – you know, the guys that actually got politicians elected?

    This is just a who’s-who of Forbes dinner party invitation recipients.

  98. 98.

    Martin

    January 23, 2009 at 11:21 am

    You guys do realize that to the folks at Forbes, ‘media’=>’liberal’. They exclude themselves, of course, as does the WSJ, Fox, etc. when they do equally stupid shit, but they just assume as a rule that everyone in print and on teevee and radio is left of Bernie.

    I’m surprised that Forbes missed Hannity if they managed Hiatt.

  99. 99.

    rjv

    January 23, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Liberals are what they say we are. Obey.

  100. 100.

    DougJ

    January 23, 2009 at 11:53 am

    All of these have their quirks. But at least they are not pathological like Coulter, Hannity, and Limbaugh.

    I guess they must be liberals, then.

  101. 101.

    itsbenj

    January 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    well, consider the source. Forbes is a hyper-conservative all around. of course, to people like this, Chris Hitchens is ‘liberal’. because when they say liberal, they mean a special combination of ‘nuts’ and ‘perennially wrong’. which is a bad description of what it means to be politically liberal, but a pretty good description of Hitchens.

    its only been 3 days in the Obama administration though, folks, give shit like this a little time. 4 years from now the ‘most influential liberals’ list is bound to be much, much more liberal. the overton window is going to do a great deal of leftward moving in the next few years. after Clinton and Bush, our government is skewed so far right, as well as our national discourse, people barely even have a sense of what a real left-wing viewpoint is. they’ve heard nothing but right-wing caricatures of what this means for pretty much a decade nonstop now.

  102. 102.

    TenguPhule

    January 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    I don’t want them to live anymore.

    Fixed.

  103. 103.

    R-Jud

    January 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    In re "cat-wit": I think I understand how that works. My cats hack up gooey hairballs, crap in the houseplants and shred my husband’s sweaters, but still contrive to please me enough that I continue to house and feed them. MoDo hacks up a column every week and still gets paid by the NYT.

  104. 104.

    Rick Taylor

    January 23, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    @JGabriel:

    My point wasn’t that Forbes made a mistake by calling Paul Krugman a liberal. I think in this environment, he is one. But that itself is a sign of how things have shifted.

  105. 105.

    Mike

    January 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    So Forbes thinks that McCain has lost his influence?

  106. 106.

    OriGuy

    January 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    The Right-wing is just the Ancient Regime in modern clothing.

    Thinking about the fate of the Ancien Régime makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

  107. 107.

    Caladan

    January 23, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I guess anyone to the left of the colossal blow hard Steve Forbes is a "Liberal". Yet another reason why the GOP is doomed to electoral exile.

    If Sullivan is a Liberal, then I’m the Easter Bunny.

  108. 108.

    The Raven

    January 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    All right. I’m going to be really, really generous here.

    No, it wasn’t right to put Markos up at the number 10 spot, with David "Who the Hell is David Shipley?" Shipley at number 9. That was just stupid.

    Hitchens? If these are posthumous nominations, then sure. He used to be a liberal in the way that, oh, Dennis Miller used to be. Before both of them went totally batshit insane.

    Sully? I didn’t know that gay=liberal. You learn something new every day.

    MoDo? She’s psycho. Not liberal, psycho.

    But FRED HIATT? Aw, c’mon. Just put Dinesh D’Souza on the list too. Go on and add the Pope and John Ashcroft to the list while you’re at it.

  109. 109.

    Cpl. Cam

    January 23, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    I guess at Forbes "liberal" means "anyone who is not a billionare and Oprah."

  110. 110.

    warren terraj

    January 23, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    They didn’t have Olbermann on the list. Olbermann who has higher ratings than Maddow or Matthews. And they didn’t have Colbert or Maher on. Or the CNN liberals or Colmes. Yeah, whatevah???

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