With French subtitles and a foreword written a goat.
8.
Krista
"Be proud to share it with your friends and family"…as they quietly go into another room to call up the nice men in the white coats.
9.
Zifnab
@Krista: Don’t forget, 47% of the nation voted a resounding, "You Betcha!" for McPalin. Those people need comfort. The fine publishers of this coloring book will be happy to provide.
10.
Andrew
I was watching the Air Force One special on Nat Geo last night and they had an interview with W about the plane. Given the past 8 years, you’d think that I couldn’t be surprised by the stupid things that he might say, but he managed to fail below my lowest expectations yet again. He said something to the effect of Air Force One was so awesome, ’cause in what other plane could you go and lie down in a bed whenever you wanted to? Hint to W: They’ve been doing it since 1934.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the Moonie Times had to shutter its doors thanks to the great economy of the GW Bush years it’s been trying to peddle?
12.
Karen
We saw the Nat Geo special last night as well. Less than inspiring, W was. Had we known (or I thought) it would have HIM in it, we wouldn’t have watched it. The only good part, besides about the plane itself, was at the end.
As far as spending $25.00 on a book about Bush, I have better uses for it.
If they pay me 1000 dollars I’ll review it for them. See LGM if you don’t believe that ever happens.
aimai
14.
Maus
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the Moonie Times had to shutter its doors thanks to the great economy of the GW Bush years it’s been trying to peddle?
Oh god yes. Someone shut down the abusive Moonies and Scientologists for good while we’re at it.
15.
Comrade Dread
With a forward by Osama Bin Laden thanking Bush for bankrupting the Great Satan, dragging the United States down to Bin Laden’s level, and making his originally pissant organization a more legimate actor in the eyes of the Muslim world.
16.
Svensker
I didn’t know you could sell books dripping with blood. Dubya: the legacy only a vampire could love.
I’m currently listening to Alberto Gonzales explaining how he was misunderstood, how waterboarding is not torture, how the US attorney firings were not politically motivated, how there was nothing wrong with domestic spying, and generally how the last eight years have been wonderful. So far I’ve managed to keep my breakfast down, but that’ll depend on how much longer he keeps talking.
Seriously? In the US? If so one more reason not to eat it.
27.
amocz
Evidently, the Moonie Times thinks that the market for a glossy, slick-finished brand of toilet paper is … under-saturated, or something. It would be OK, if the point was to smear the sh*t around, instead of, you know, wiping it off.
28.
Zifnab
@KCinDC: I’m just amazed he had the presence of mind to remember all of that.
Had we known (or I thought) it would have HIM in it, we wouldn’t have watched it
Same here. I DVR’d it, what a waste of DVR memory. National Geographic advertised it with shots of Obama and not a one of Shrub. I had to fast forward through all the parts with Bush.
OT but this is an amazing photo of the inauguration.
h/t Sully
Completely OT, but since some of you admitted to playing Fallout 3, I provide for your interest this photo. Yes, it is mine and yes it has a job beyond being beautiful.
33.
Comrade Darkness
Hm, a book about the Shrub era with no reading required. Why am I surprised?
With a forward by Osama Bin Laden thanking Bush for bankrupting the Great Satan, dragging the United States down to Bin Laden’s level, and making his originally pissant organization a more legimate actor in the eyes of the Muslim world.
Etcetera, etcetera.
35.
Mike in NC
Having just been laid off last Friday, I cannot wait to scrimp and save to buy a goddamn book about that maggot.
@Lev: Not gonna happen. They’ve been operating in the red for years but as long as there’s one born every minute…
37.
pattonbt
When you create the turbulent times you lead through I dont think you should crow. Maybe its just me, but methinks they should rethink playing this ‘steady hand in troubled times’ theme because all fingers point to them for creating the trouble in the first part.
They may get a bye for 9/11 (shared communal responsibility is appropriate for that), but the rest of the clusterf*ck of the last 8 years is pretty much at their feet.
The book should be called "W: A paint by numbers program to destorying everything you touch".
38.
Delia
I got that very same email. At first I thought it was another Nigerian scam. Then I thought about calling the NSA to see if they’d been selling my email to the goopers. Finally, I just dropped it in the spam filter where it belongs.
39.
Just Some Fuckhead
Looks like they accidentally switched the modifiers "extraordinary" and "turbulent"
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Incertus
I can’t wait to not buy that book!
The Moar You Know
I’m not spending that much money for a four-page book that’s printed upside down.
And you know it will be.
@Incertus: I can’t wait to not buy it either.
par4
From the ‘Moonie Times’ that says it all.
Face
I hope the whole thing is printed in Arabic
JenJen
Actually, I think maybe I’ll buy it for my coffee table. And place a box of Crayolas right next to it, for the pleasure of my guests.
TenguPhule
Are we that desperate for toilet paper as a nation already?
The Grand Panjandrum
@Face:
With French subtitles and a foreword written a goat.
Krista
"Be proud to share it with your friends and family"…as they quietly go into another room to call up the nice men in the white coats.
Zifnab
@Krista: Don’t forget, 47% of the nation voted a resounding, "You Betcha!" for McPalin. Those people need comfort. The fine publishers of this coloring book will be happy to provide.
Andrew
I was watching the Air Force One special on Nat Geo last night and they had an interview with W about the plane. Given the past 8 years, you’d think that I couldn’t be surprised by the stupid things that he might say, but he managed to fail below my lowest expectations yet again. He said something to the effect of Air Force One was so awesome, ’cause in what other plane could you go and lie down in a bed whenever you wanted to? Hint to W: They’ve been doing it since 1934.
Lev
Wouldn’t it be ironic if the Moonie Times had to shutter its doors thanks to the great economy of the GW Bush years it’s been trying to peddle?
Karen
We saw the Nat Geo special last night as well. Less than inspiring, W was. Had we known (or I thought) it would have HIM in it, we wouldn’t have watched it. The only good part, besides about the plane itself, was at the end.
As far as spending $25.00 on a book about Bush, I have better uses for it.
aimai
If they pay me 1000 dollars I’ll review it for them. See LGM if you don’t believe that ever happens.
aimai
Maus
Oh god yes. Someone shut down the abusive Moonies and Scientologists for good while we’re at it.
Comrade Dread
With a forward by Osama Bin Laden thanking Bush for bankrupting the Great Satan, dragging the United States down to Bin Laden’s level, and making his originally pissant organization a more legimate actor in the eyes of the Muslim world.
Svensker
I didn’t know you could sell books dripping with blood. Dubya: the legacy only a vampire could love.
J.
Better than "My Pet Goat," with fewer words!
Cain
@JenJen:
Ha, i was thinking the same thing. A great doodling book!
cain
blogenfreude
@Maus: That paper will never fold (sorry) – Moon will support it no matter what it loses. He’s got the sushi market cornered, after all.
mazzy
And to think a beautiful tree will have to die for this garbage.
sean
Pee-wee: Come on, Dottie. Let’s go.
Dottie: Let’s go? Don’t you wanna see the rest of the movie?
Pee-wee: I don’t have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.
KCinDC
I’m currently listening to Alberto Gonzales explaining how he was misunderstood, how waterboarding is not torture, how the US attorney firings were not politically motivated, how there was nothing wrong with domestic spying, and generally how the last eight years have been wonderful. So far I’ve managed to keep my breakfast down, but that’ll depend on how much longer he keeps talking.
Laura W
@Svensker:
I’m planning to put my copy right next to If I Did It by Orenthal James Simpson.
amorphous
@Zifnab: There you go again, assumin’ those folks can read, also.
Reverend Dennis
Hell, who needs CERN? These people have mastered printing Black Holes.
Napoleon
@blogenfreude:
Seriously? In the US? If so one more reason not to eat it.
amocz
Evidently, the Moonie Times thinks that the market for a glossy, slick-finished brand of toilet paper is … under-saturated, or something. It would be OK, if the point was to smear the sh*t around, instead of, you know, wiping it off.
Zifnab
@KCinDC: I’m just amazed he had the presence of mind to remember all of that.
Indylib
@Karen:
Same here. I DVR’d it, what a waste of DVR memory. National Geographic advertised it with shots of Obama and not a one of Shrub. I had to fast forward through all the parts with Bush.
OT but this is an amazing photo of the inauguration.
h/t Sully
terry chay
Check this version out instead. Nice and balanced.
http://morris.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall/?hp
terry chay
Check this version out instead. Nice and balanced.
http://morris.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/25/mirror-mirror-on-the-wall/?hp
Chuck Butcher
Completely OT, but since some of you admitted to playing Fallout 3, I provide for your interest this photo. Yes, it is mine and yes it has a job beyond being beautiful.
Comrade Darkness
Hm, a book about the Shrub era with no reading required. Why am I surprised?
slag
@Comrade Dread:
Etcetera, etcetera.
Mike in NC
Having just been laid off last Friday, I cannot wait to scrimp and save to buy a goddamn book about that maggot.
jake 4 that 1
@Lev: Not gonna happen. They’ve been operating in the red for years but as long as there’s one born every minute…
pattonbt
When you create the turbulent times you lead through I dont think you should crow. Maybe its just me, but methinks they should rethink playing this ‘steady hand in troubled times’ theme because all fingers point to them for creating the trouble in the first part.
They may get a bye for 9/11 (shared communal responsibility is appropriate for that), but the rest of the clusterf*ck of the last 8 years is pretty much at their feet.
The book should be called "W: A paint by numbers program to destorying everything you touch".
Delia
I got that very same email. At first I thought it was another Nigerian scam. Then I thought about calling the NSA to see if they’d been selling my email to the goopers. Finally, I just dropped it in the spam filter where it belongs.
Just Some Fuckhead
Looks like they accidentally switched the modifiers "extraordinary" and "turbulent"