There is a new defense in town:
Steeler Defense Renamed ‘Mid-Level White-Collar Curtain’ To More Accurately Reflect Contemporary Pittsburgh
TAMPA BAY, FL—Just days before the Super Bowl, the Pittsburgh Steelers’ public relations department announced that the team’s vaunted “Steel Curtain” defense would be renamed to more accurately reflect their city’s current vocational demographics.
Did I mention the Steelers won the Super Bowl? Again. Six.

