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Palmetto pimp slap

by DougJ|  April 19, 200911:32 pm| 19 Comments

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The (Republican) Speaker of the House in South Carolina puts governor Mark Sanford in his place:

It makes no sense for the governor to cherry-pick the funds he will accept — such as the $50 million to make buildings more energy-efficient that he requested the other week — and oppose money for teachers and law enforcement officers on so-called “philosophical” grounds. This is inconsistent with any kind of viewpoint and goes against what most people would consider to be common sense.

This philosophical rejection could mean the firing of 2,000 to 5,000 teachers, 700 prison guards being let go, three or four prisons closed and 3,400 convicted felons released onto the streets.

[….]

During these difficult times that have sent our unemployment numbers to a record-high 11.4 percent — and consistently among the highest two or three rates in the nation — our state is in need of a true leader. Someone who is prepared to govern with decisive action, not just political rhetoric and ideology.

It’s tempting to say it’s surprising that someone so lucid and practical would be Speaker of the House of a government as dysfunctional as South Carolina’s appears to be. But there are pragmatic people everywhere, thank God. The problem with the Republican party isn’t that all of its elected officials are loons (they’re not), it’s that they’re letting the inmates, er, I mean philosophers, run the asylum.

In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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19Comments

  1. 1.

    Mwangangi

    April 19, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    Their leadership really is the CEO party… if your CEOs behave like character from a Max Barry novel (Company, Jennifer Government).

  2. 2.

    Mr Furious

    April 20, 2009 at 12:03 am

    So, how long til that guy is forced to apologize to Rush Limbaugh?

  3. 3.

    DougJ

    April 20, 2009 at 12:06 am

    So, how long til that guy is forced to apologize to Rush Limbaugh?

    Funny.

  4. 4.

    Comrade Stuck

    April 20, 2009 at 12:09 am

    In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

    The perfect virus for the Wingnut Central Resurrection Hub.

  5. 5.

    srv

    April 20, 2009 at 12:17 am

    Not that they probably needed it, but they did have something on Jane.

  6. 6.

    Fencedude

    April 20, 2009 at 12:19 am

    You know, I think that we’re going to see more and more sanity (such as it is) coming from state house/senate GOPers.

    Not that there won’t still be crazy ones, but we’ll see more and more of stuff like this.

  7. 7.

    DougJ

    April 20, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Not that they probably needed it, but they did have something on Jane.

    Pretty much exactly what I would have expected from her.

  8. 8.

    Church Lady

    April 20, 2009 at 12:22 am

    He’s pragmatic – citizens of South Carolina are going to be just as responsible for repayment of all federal stimulus funds as citizens of other states, so why not at least get the benefit of the goodies thay are going to have to pay for anyway.

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    DougJ

    April 20, 2009 at 1:03 am

    He’s pragmatic – citizens of South Carolina are going to be just as responsible for repayment of all federal stimulus funds as citizens of other states, so why not at least get the benefit of the goodies thay are going to have to pay for anyway.

    Yup. Even if Sanford were right in principle (which I don’t think he is), his decision makes no sense for that exact reason.

  10. 10.

    My Prius rolls on dubs

    April 20, 2009 at 1:30 am

    It’s the fundamental fallacy of the modern GOP writ large. Sanford really believes that the majority of voters agree with his principled stand. The Speaker, on the other hand, looks at something other than Fox News for his polling and realizes which way the wind is blowing.

    It’s not just ideological vs. pragmatic, it’s self-delusional.

  11. 11.

    Hunter Gathers

    April 20, 2009 at 2:06 am

    All Sandford is doing is positioning himself for a run at the GOP nomination for POTUS in 2012. He’s term limited as govenor. He has nowhere else to go. South Carolina will hold an early primary. And the party base loves hearing the bullshit that comes out of his pie-hole.

  12. 12.

    Calouste

    April 20, 2009 at 6:01 am

    Doug, I assume you are talking about the soon-to-be-ex-Speaker of the House in South Carolina?

  13. 13.

    uila

    April 20, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Good cop/bad cop? Keep the perps peeps disoriented and compliant.

  14. 14.

    Elvis Elvisberg

    April 20, 2009 at 9:13 am

    The problem with the Republican party isn’t that all of its elected officials are loons (they’re not),

    OK, with this fellow, and Dick Lugar, we’re down to 99.97% of GOP elected officials being loons.

  15. 15.

    Mike in NC

    April 20, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Governor Sanford is right now marginally more popular in South Carolina than General Sherman was in 1865, right after he burned Columbia to the ground.

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    Roger the Cabin Boy

    April 20, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Palin/Sanford 2012!

  17. 17.

    Cris

    April 20, 2009 at 11:15 am

    @Elvis Elvisberg: OK, with this fellow, and Dick Lugar, we’re down to 99.97% of GOP elected officials being loons.

    The sad part is that I could come up with several names off the top of my head who are non-looney (such as the so-called “Mod Squad” in the Senate). But like most humans, they behave like pack animals. When the loonies in the leadership start chewing up the furniture, the good dogs turn into bad dogs and play along.

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    LD50

    April 20, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    It makes no sense for the governor to cherry-pick the funds he will accept — such as the $50 million to make buildings more energy-efficient that he requested the other week — and oppose money for teachers and law enforcement officers on so-called “philosophical” grounds

    It’s an interesting phenomenon these days that the more extravagantly stupid a GOP politician behaves, the more likely it is that he’s positioning himself to run for president in 2012.

  19. 19.

    Enlightened Layperson

    April 20, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    This is the difference, as Doug J says, between theory and practice. People who have actual power wind up with responsibilities and have to deal with the real world. People on the outside ranting, not so much.

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