I thought this was an interesting piece:
Nearly a decade ago, embarrassed about reports of widespread fraud in the $1-billion-per-year sports memorabilia industry — dominated by baseball and filled mostly with fakes and forgeries, according to an F.B.I. investigation — Major League Baseball did something about it.
Now every game has at least one authenticator, watching from a dugout or near one. The authenticators are part of a team of 120 active and retired law-enforcement officials sharing the duties for the 30 franchises. Several worked the home openers for the Yankees and the Mets, helping track firsts at the new stadiums. They verified balls, bases, jerseys, the pitchers’ rosin bag, even the pitching rubber and the home plate that were removed after the first game at Yankee Stadium.
I had no idea this was happening.
Maxwel
I wonder how much I would have to pay for a ball used in the first Wang Bang in the new park?
bago
They verified balls. That is all.
David
NBA stars sell their shoes after EACH game. I worked in the home of a multi-billionaire who had collected hundreds of pairs of these giant plastic, smelly monstrosities.
mapaghimagsik
Now if they had just done that with shards of the True Cross…well, that wouldn’t have happened, because then the Church wouldn’t have made so much money.
Baseball has more integrity than the various flavors of the Catholic Church.
RememberNovember
hey stay on topic, at least reference Babe Ruth bat splinters for a segue!
r€nato
@bago:
I’m going to avoid the all-too-obvious teabag joke.
ed
How much time and money could be saved if the FBI just didn’t bother. Someone sold a bat with a phony signature on it? Who gives a fuck? It’s a fucking bat with fucking ink on it.
Punchy
I’m just stunned that the very day I yank Pedroia from my fantasy lineup due to general suckiness, he essplodez for a 4-fer-6 day and a gagillion TBs and ribbies.
/pounds salt
Gus
Probably not too much. They aren’t exactly rare.
Zoogz
Oh, yeah? Well, who authenticates the authenticators?
Dork
@Maxwel: Huh?
Tokyokie
In the sports-collecting world, this has generally been seen as a move by MLB to muscle in on the memorabilia industry. What’s the difference between an authenticated Bob Feller autographed baseball and one a fan got signed at spring training? Probably about 50 bucks, most of which won’t go to Feller. (But hey, you get an MLB hologram.) Personally, I like the approach that Catfish Hunter took with the problem. He sold his autographs exclusively through a hardware store in his hometown of Hertford, N.C. (if you wanted a particular item signed or a personalized signature, you left it with the store, and Hunter would accommodate you within a few days), with all the proceeds going to the local Lions Club’s efforts to combat blindness.
Phoenix Woman
My spouse has a baseball autographed by Johnny Mize. He watched Mize sign the ball. It was rejected as fake by a sports-memorabilia guy because the signature was shaky. Well, DUH — Johnny Mize was in his sixties, and not in the best of health, when he signed it.
MR Bill
One of Phillip K. Dick’s best novels The Man In the High Castle has as a subplot the stories of an California memorabilia seller who is busily counterfeiting such items as “Buffalo Bill’s Gun” for the Japanese conquerors who won WWII in his alternate universe. The man who tries to do something original is the one who is suspect… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_High_Castle
Along with the collapse of the Stock and Real estate markets we also see a collapse in the antiques market, which has been flooded with bogus items. We can expect an authenticator’s scandal soon. My late wife was in the antiques trade, and it mostly exists because of the credulity of the victim, I mean, buyer. I imagine sports is pretty much the same.
Once, back years ago, I saw a lady bring an “antique Chinese Ivory vase” to the Antiques Roadshow on PBS. The expert gently explained that the mold marks and sticker ‘Make in Taiwan meant it was not ivory and worth about $10 bucks, rather than the $200 she had paid..
wilfred
See Underworld, by Don Delillo.
Jason
Active law-enforcement officials. Seriously. I thought there were professional organizations that did this sort of thing, y’know, professionally. They can’t pull a notary out of the crowd? All “Baby Elephant Walk” on the PA as some bank manager inspects balls.
Balconesfault
@mapaghimagsik:
Damn – someone beat me to the “shards of the Cross” snark!
joe from Lowell
But as Plato asked, who authenticates the authenticators?
Who indeed?
redbeardjim
@joe from Lowell:
“Oh, that’s easy, sir. We authenticate each other.”
joe from Lowell
Punchy:
Not as smart as Terry Francona.
You should have heard Sports Tahk Radio up here in April 2007. “That kid can’t hit major league pitching. Look at his swing!”
joeyess
This has been another addition to the mounting evidence of our modern surveillance state that doesn’t exist.
America. Land of the
freeyou can drive from state to state without papers and home of thebraveJonah Goldberg.
Dork
This is funny on many levels, including a veiled reference to a classic Simpsons episode where Homer dances to this tune as the Isotope mascot.
Roger Moore
@Tokyokie:
The one the fan got signed actually exists. Feller is notable for hating the memorabilia market. He apparently hates the idea of people making money from his signature. His solution is to flood the market with autographs to drive down the price. If you stand close to Bob Feller with a baseball, piece of paper, or anything else that looks like he could autograph it, he will sign it without bothering to ask.
Tokyokie
The sports-memorabilia trade is probably worse. It doesn’t take a whole lot of knowledge to be able to inspect an item and determine whether it’s an antique. (Are the drawers dovetailed? Are the embellishments carved into the wood or applique? Does the hardware appear old?) But if a dealer claims the item was signed by Satchel Paige, you pretty much have to take his word for it, unless you know what his signature looked like, whether he signed with his nickname or his given name and whether his autograph deteriorated with age (Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio, at the request of their heirs, were signing hundreds of baseballs in their sickbeds pretty much as long as they were able to), you pretty much have to take his word for it. My Great-Great-Uncle Hap gave me a baseball he said he’d caught as a foul ball at the 1966 All-Star Game in St. Louis. I have no proof it’s genuine (nowadays, they use special baseballs for the All-Star Game and World Series), I just have his word, and although I have no plans of ever selling the ball, I’ll take Hap’s word over a sports-memorabilia dealer. And Hap was a renowned bullshitter.
Tokyokie
Roger Moore, I used Feller as an example because I was aware that his autograph is probably the easiest to obtain of Hall-of-Famers. Several years ago, I went to spring training in Florida, and I got him to sign a couple of postcards of the stadium. When he saw that I was an adult and was handing him two items, he said he’d only sign one, but then when he saw that I’d already filled in the names and addresses of the folks I was going to send them to, he shrugged and signed both of them anyway.
Tokyokie
But the point is, that MLB, not the ballplayers, gets most of the dough from the run-up in price.
Violet
Now if they’ll only turn their attention to performance-enhancing-substance use. Or decide they don’t care and let the players use any substance they want. Either way, I wish Congress would stop holding hearings about baseball. It’s a game, where grown men hit balls with sticks and run around in circles. Let the baseball people run it how they want. What the heck is Congress doing wasting their time and our money holding hearings about it? I figure the Congresspeople are fans and using their positions as an excuse to get close to greatness. Since they’re mostly not great.
Dork
Please explain. How does me obtaining, say, Santana’s sig standing by the dugout, then selling it on Ebay, enrich MLB?
Dennis-SGMM
@Tokyokie:
Maybe MLB is saving up for a real drug abuse prevention program.
peach flavored shampoo
That’s a bit niave. In recent years, nearly every single baseball stadium has been financed thru government-imposed taxes on hotels, rental cars, etc. It ceases to just be a “game” when those of us not playing and maybe not even interested are directly paying for their billion-dollar playgrounds, and some would argue, quite indirectly, their salaries.
If they built their own shit with their own monies, I would agree to leave them alone and let them do what they want. But that’s not the case anymore. And the taxes they’ve imposed (at least on hotel rooms) are certainly not trivial. Outrageous is more like it.
Violet
@peach flavored shampoo:
No disagreement here on all that. I think they should have to spend their own money. Although in a lot of cases, the stadiums get used for other events, some of which I might attend, so I suppose I could benefit. Slightly.
I was speaking more to the drug issues that Congress seems to feel the need to get involved in. I don’t see Congress holding hearings on the highway robbery involved in building sports stadiums, taxing rental cars, etc. Perhaps they should, as those things affect more people than if some ballplayer injects steroids.
srv
This has all the ingredients of a Will Farrell movie.
srv
Let Wall Street people run it how they want.
The Commerce Clause covers everything now. Now for someone more reputable than baseball people… I hear Elliot Spitzer is available.
flounder
I am always late to the good rackets.
MattR
Interesting stuff. I agree that for autographed items this is largely an attempt by MLB to get a piece of the pie. But for game used memorabilia it is nice to actually have something to “prove” that it is authentic.
Tlauf
I remember an auditing company I worked for several years ago had a contract to do this memorabilia authentication for MLB. There was a big contest in the San Francisco office to see which person there would be the official authenticator for Barry Bonds’ single season record breaking home run in 2001.
Funny enough, the company I worked for was Arthur Andersen, which within a few months of that home run, was nearly completely dissolved because of their role in “authenticating” Enron’s fraudulent balance sheet.
Who authenticates the authenticators, indeed!
Keith G
@Violet: Violet (27) beat me to it. A decade of surpervising the S.M. biz when they should have been supervising athltes for substance abuse.
Some day, I’l be able to care about ML baseball again, but not now.
Ryan Cunningham
Maybe I’m just crabby after all the news about not prosecuting anyone involved in torture, but I find it deeply disturbing that our culture seems to be more vigilant about securing the authenticity of sports memorabilia than it is about securing basic human rights.
DanSmoot'sGhost
So, in the middle of an impending depression, we have people with jobs who have nothing better to do than put marks on things to prop up baseball memorabilia prices?
That’s ….. just fucking wonderful. Really, it warms my heart that this is happening, and that we can know about it and feel good about it.
DanSmoot'sGhost
@Ryan Cunningham:
I think we had the same thought at the same moment.
Which, for you, is rather scary. Funny, but scary.
MattR
@Ryan Cunningham: Nobody has figured out how to make money from securing basic human rights.
canuckistani
It tells me that there’s loose money floating around, and good for those people for finding an ecological niche where they will flourish at the expense of people stupid enough to pay good money for an authenticated resin bag.
Roger Moore
@Violet:
In case you hadn’t noticed, they have. Baseball has a decent PED testing program, probably the best of the 4 big American sports. There are still some obvious holes- they don’t do good off-season testing, and they allow a ridiculous number of therapeutic exemptions for Ritalin- but it’s now much better than the NFL. I don’t understand why the NFL’s system gets such an easy ride. There’s obviously cheating on a massive scale in the NFL, but nobody ever calls them on it.
DanSmoot'sGhost
Well that’s just it. The people putting the marks on the bases aren’t the ones getting the loose money. They are just propping up the people who are getting the loose money, probably for very little wages.
If useless jobs are that easily creatable, why don’t we create jobs for people to scrape gum off the sidewalks, or invent blog mod filters that don’t work?
jerry 101
a friend of mine used to work for one of the big audit firms, and MLB was a client for a small (but fun) little practice – the group was responsible for slapping a little sticker on the authenticated items.
A little MLB hologram sticker, each one with a serial number. He had to record what the serial number of the sticker was, what it was stuck on, why the item was important, and identifying information about the item. The items were often boxed up and sent to Cooperstown afterwards, though some items had other things happen. For a charitable fundraiser, he once had to watch the entire Cubs and Cardinals team sign an object, then he slapped the sticker on, and the item was auctioned off for charity.
He basically authenticated the authenticator. The sticker proved it was the real thing.
Don’t ask me what happened if someone were to swap out the stickers. I don’t know.
But those stickers were of huge importance. If he lost any, he had to report them lost along with the lost serial numbers. If any were wasted, he had to report that.
Makes for a pretty good gig. Unfortunately, he only got to do it a few times. Most of his job sucked.
Common Sense
@Roger Moore:
I’m not saying you are incorrect — in fact I agree that anyone with two eyes can see the NFL has rampant abuse — but do you have any proof this is the case?
Tokyokie
Dork
That sort of transaction doesn’t enrich MLB because MLB doesn’t authenticate an autograph that a fan gets. (Although I believe they vouch for the authenticity of autographs of deceased ballplayers.) MLB slaps a sticker on a piece of memorabilia and voila! it’s authentic. But just as they don’t have the expertise to authenticate an actual autograph from an aging Johnny Mize, they similarly probably lack the ability to distinguish a really good forgery from an actual autograph. But if the memorabilia has that sticker on it, it’s supposed to be genuine, and for that, MLB collects a pretty penny. Good for Bob Feller for trying to subvert the whole system.
spot check billy
Heard this story about 10-15 years ago when the memorabilia market was in one of its upswings: an Orioles pitcher who had been a minor-league lifer and finally broke through to the bigs for a couple of years in his thirties was signing at some small-town community event when a mother asked where her son’s newly signed baseball could be authenticated. He tried to explain that his signature was only worth about 35 cents tops but she still got bent out of shape about it.