I just got back from being an extra for a photoshoot for some local candidates. They started with the classic coffee table shots, then moved onto to the kitchen. From a distance, the countertops look like they might be granite. I went over to feel them and it turned out they were regular countertops made to look like granite. People looked at me a bit quizzically but I didn’t feel like explaining.
Later I realized that it didn’t matter whether or not they *were* granite, it just mattered whether or not they looked like granite, since this was a photoshoot.
Maybe I should have said something. It’s probably not too late to photoshop them out.