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Open Thread

by Tim F|  May 19, 20098:03 am| 25 Comments

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As a Pittsburgher I could get used to the home team regularly winning major contests. However, as a reality check us hockey and football fans will periodically be forced to visit the closet where we keep the Pirates. Also: Cleveland.

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  1. 1.

    cleek

    May 19, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Also: Cleveland.

    but even more, Cincinnati.

    the article you need is here.

  2. 2.

    zoe kentucky in pittsburgh

    May 19, 2009 at 8:13 am

    Um, yeah, but…PNC is a really beautiful park! And tickets are so cheap they practically give them away.

    (cough, cough)

  3. 3.

    Hunter Gathers

    May 19, 2009 at 8:13 am

    However, as a reality check us hockey and football fans will periodically be forced to visit the closet where we keep the Pirates.

    They play in a nice yard, though. It’s a well furnished closet.

  4. 4.

    Napoleon

    May 19, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Proud Clevelander here.

    BTW, saw games at both the Steelers and Pirates stadiums last year and both of them have really nice places.

  5. 5.

    fester

    May 19, 2009 at 8:41 am

    Yeah but Tim, $9 bucks for AAAA ball is better than a movie (same ticket price but the minor league team allows you to drink beer during the three hours of waiting for something to happen)

  6. 6.

    arguingwithsignposts

    May 19, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Site comment question/suggestion:

    Would it be possible to install the Subscribe to Comments plug-in? I know it helps page views when we have to refresh to see if anyone’s responded to a post, or follow the discussion, but it would be nice to have an automated option.

    thnx

  7. 7.

    Jeff

    May 19, 2009 at 9:12 am

    I especially like that the link to the story about the Pens game on the MSN home page reads

    Satan’s revival helps boost Penguins

    Ahhh…….. awakening the Dark Lord to help us win at hockey.

  8. 8.

    BDeevDad

    May 19, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Can someone explain the Cleveland comment. Is it derogatory or jealousy or something else?

  9. 9.

    Agi

    May 19, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Cleveland rocks!

  10. 10.

    MikeJ

    May 19, 2009 at 9:19 am

    Ahhh…….. awakening the Dark Lord to help us win at hockey.

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Penguins R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

  11. 11.

    Napoleon

    May 19, 2009 at 9:21 am

    @BDeevDad:

    Can someone explain the Cleveland comment. Is it derogatory or jealousy or something else?

    I am not quite sure how he meant it, but at least from the Cleveland perspective the Cleveland – Pittsburgh professional football rivalry is the most important sports rivalry, and it often carries over into other areas.

  12. 12.

    Punchy

    May 19, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Yo Pens likely advance to the SCF seems all but a moot point, as the hated, Yankee-esque Red Wangs seem all but destined to smoke the Hawx and crush their SC Final oppys.

  13. 13.

    Tim F.

    May 19, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Can someone explain the Cleveland comment. Is it derogatory or jealousy or something else?

    Cleek got it. Like the Pirates, Cleveland serves as a useful memento mori, a reminder that winning franchises are not an inherent quality of the human condition but rather a fortunate circumstance which one should never take for granted.

  14. 14.

    thomas

    May 19, 2009 at 10:07 am

    as a White Sox fan primarily and a Chicago fan mostly (and an old man on top of it all) I have to say the Pirates have a hell of a lot better experience in the WS in my life-time than any of my teams – and I still think Maserowski walks on water for what he did to the Yankees in ’60.
    the bears are so ’85; the cubs are still waiting for next year; the hawks have to wait for all the wings old guys retire. Our only multi champs are Jordan’s bulls but I’m not that big of a b’ball fan.
    go Fire.

  15. 15.

    schrodinger's cat

    May 19, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Deleted, wrong thread.

  16. 16.

    Ron

    May 19, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Ah, the poor Pirates. I’d go watch them play anytime though as long as it was at PNC park. I lived near Pittsburgh for only a year. (Near=Butler,PA) but did go to one game at PNC. Damn, that’s a NICE park.

  17. 17.

    Bill Belichick

    May 19, 2009 at 10:32 am

    This is the Cav’s year. I can’t wait to see how they screw it up this time.

  18. 18.

    ericvsthem

    May 19, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Cleveland has not won a professional championship – baseball, football, or basketball – since the Browns won one in 1964. Before the Super Bowl. They also had the pleasure of watching Art Modell abandon Cleveland for Baltimore where he then won a Super Bowl as the Ravens. The Indians lost the WS to Atlanta in 6 games in 1995 and to the Marlins in 7 games when Jose Mesa infamously blew the save attempt. The Indians have not won a WS since 1948. The Cavaliers have been to one Finals in 2007. They were swept by the Spurs. Things look promising this year but Clevelanders know better than to get their hopes up.

    Cincinatti has at least won the WS in my lifetime.

  19. 19.

    BDeevDad

    May 19, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Thanks. Since this is an open thread, any Californians have a good voter guide for today?

  20. 20.

    Joel

    May 19, 2009 at 11:50 am

    If the Cavaliers don’t win then we will be forced to watch more Kobe commercials and Spike Lee’s crappy documentary. Go Cavs.

  21. 21.

    Comrade Kevin

    May 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    @BDeevDad: No-No-No-No-No-No

    There’s my voter guide, for props 1A-1F.

    Also, have a look at Calitics.

  22. 22.

    asiangrrlMN

    May 19, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Go Twins, Vikings, Wild!, and Timberwolves.

    Yeah, right. Fortunately, Pittsburgh is my adopted city so I can root for them, too (Troy Polamalu. Yum).

  23. 23.

    shpx.ohfu

    May 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/galvanick_lucipher/?action=view&current=practicallychknz2.jpg

    It’s only one game.

  24. 24.

    Paul L.

    May 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Looks like Crooks and Liars is celebrating 9/11 truther Jesse Ventura.

  25. 25.

    tom c

    May 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    I’ll bet LeBron is at least smart enough not to snub Obama when the Cavs win though.

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