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Pens v. Hurricanes

by John Cole|  May 26, 20097:55 pm| 10 Comments

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Tyler Kennedy is flying around the ice like a damned madman. He really is defining hustle right now.

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  1. 1.

    bliprob

    May 26, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Go Canes! Although I know that’s not a popular policy position ’round here.

  2. 2.

    BARRASSO

    May 26, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Now I am put in the awkward position of rooting for the Blackhawks to extend their series to several hundred overtimes. Go Blackhawks/Redwings injuries!!!!

  3. 3.

    Gordon, The Big Express Engine

    May 26, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    How about a Cavs/Magic thread?

    Ha Ha, I know better.

  4. 4.

    techno

    May 26, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    So it looks like a Pens / Wings rematch. Amazing, considering what the Pens have suffered through this season. I credit Mario. Imagine finding a late-season replacement coach of that quality. I mean, the freaking Leafs have been firing coaches for 50 years and have not come up with one like Bylsma. The Owner knows more about the game than your typical idiot rich guy.

    So now we’ll see if the Kid has learned anything in a year or will Zetterberg take him to school like he did last year.

  5. 5.

    geg6

    May 26, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    First, I hope like hell my guys finish it up tonight. And then I hope the RW/BH series is over mighty quick next. I heard there would be something like a nine day wait for the final series to begin otherwise. This is a major problem, IMHO. Bad enough they’re playing hockey in June, but a nine day wait? Insane. Second, fuck Bill Cowher. I hope he’s having the worst evening of his life right now.

  6. 6.

    Anne Laurie

    May 26, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    John, I’ve been trying to contact you for a couple of days but I don’t think my email is getting through — could you check your spam filter for “Mathom Haul” Many thanks!

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    geg6

    May 26, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    Ha! And now we begin the quest for the cup. The Flower was awesome tonight.

  8. 8.

    ronathan richardson

    May 26, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    “defining hustle right now”

    Looks like you’re taking writing lessons from the great Peter King, the sports world’s equivalent of Tom Friedman.

  9. 9.

    silencebwell

    May 27, 2009 at 12:14 am

    haha I agree about sid taken to school last year, I think since, they’ve learned a few things tho, they look strong and in-tune.

    what the heck cowher. lamo Go Pens.

  10. 10.

    Manamongst Hussein

    May 27, 2009 at 11:28 am

    From a hurricanes fan here in Raleigh, let me just say that I’ve learned from football season watching games at sports bars here in Raleigh that Pittsburgh fans are almost as bad as Eagles fans. Obnoxious but extremely entertaining.
    It’s like everyone that moves from Pittsburgh (and that’s quite a bit…admit it your weather sucks) moves to NC. It’s only right…serves us right…
    since we already have a CUP here. And we didn’t mind you guys buying up the home tickets and swinging your little “terrible towels” in our faces…(with the occasional grazing of kids as well), or the colorful expletives…good luck and tone it down next year for football as well, you all are trending towards generating ridiculously high BAD KARMA for Big Ben.
    So pipe down and try not to let Alexei Malkin puss-out…or, dare I say, get hurt (no…no…not trying to jinx him) when you eventually meet Detroit.

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