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Thanks for helping my sister out, she met her goal. Dinner was great, and this about sums up the general mood at Casa de Tunch:

This is a much better version, but you can’t embed it. Dunno if I have ever mentioned how much I like Waylon and actual real country music, but now I have. One of these days we will have to talk about the relationship between outlaw country and their defense of rap musicians, but we can leave that for some other time.

They don’t make ’em like Waylon anymore.

Also:

And in a completely different vein, if I were to ever propose, I would do it with this in the background:

I just love that song.

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  1. 1.

    Mr. Tactful

    My weenie dog’s name is Waylon, after Mr. Jennings.

    For those who don’t know WTF “outlaw country” is, the Jennings song “Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way” contains lyrics which explain it just about perfectly.

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    @Mr. Tactful: I’ve seen the world with a five piece band looking at the back side of me…

    I was just listening to that. I broke out the Waylon discs. Up next is Delbert McClinton.

  3. 3.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    Sometimes it’s heaven, sometimes it’s hell
    Sometimes i don’t even know
    Sometimes i take it as far as i can
    Sometimes i don’t even go

    My front tracks are headed for a cold water well
    My back tracks are covered in snow
    Sometimes it’s heaven, sometimes it’s hell
    Sometimes i don’t even know

    If I had to I could live on nothing but Waylon, Merle, and opera.

  6. 6.

    Mr. Tactful

    Cole, why don’t you Twitter? It seems like you’d be perfect for it.

    Atrios makes it look easy: “president gingrich sure has a lot of interesting ideas”

    I’ve been chuckling about that one all day.

  7. 7.

    Fulcanelli

    Some musicians, when you hear and watch them perform, just seem like they belong doing what they’re doing, it’s so effortless and natural. Waylon Jennings was one of ’em.

    Lonesome, orn’ry and mean…

  9. 9.

    John Cole

    @Mr. Tactful: I’m too volatile and too much of a heater. Twitter would really be a dangerous platform for me. I don’t get to count to ten. Or as it is in some cases, thirty-six thousand. You never see some of the drafts I write while in a white hot rage. Thank god.

    Some days, I think only JSF (or Mosquito Truck or whatever his handle is now) understands me.

  12. 12.

    TenguPhule

    Open Thread- Lovable Losers Edition

    Hijacked for Rincewind and Corporal Knobs.

  13. 13.

    Mr. Tactful

    Mr. Cole, I believe I can relate to your predicament.

    “Mr. Tactful” came about after the 300th-odd conversation I had that began “It isn’t that you’re wrong….”

  14. 14.

    Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

    I don’t know Outlaw Country and related things anywhere near as well as I want to. Another thing to catch up on when I have the time.

    In other news, if I ever get a cat, I think I’ll name him Hercules. Because then he’d be a cat named Hercules.

  15. 15.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    Some days, I think only JSF (or Mosquito Truck or whatever his handle is now) understands me.

    Fuck, my mind seizes up whenever I think of you sitting on the floor grooming kitty. I ain’t the one.

  17. 17.

    AhabTRuler

    Some days, I think only JSF (or Mosquito Truck or whatever his handle is now) understands me.

    And other days he just trolls the shit out of ya.

  19. 19.

    Indylib

    Well, hell, finally! I didn’t think from earlier discussions about music on this here blog that anyone had any use at all for any county.

    I grew up on this stuff. By high school I was into headbanger everything, but when I quit drinking at 26 I decided a change was in order and headed back toward county. I like the outlaw stuff, and some of the modern stuff and even some bluegrass. This is one of my all time favorites.

    I’m trying to talk my husband into going with me to see Dylan and Willie at Summerfest in Milwaukee in June, but he’s not big on concerts and daughter for all of her eclectic taste in music, does not have a real appreciation for this type of music.

  20. 20.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    @John Cole:

    Fuck off and die. You are the only one who recognizes how volatile I am, prick.

    Well, yeah, sure on that. I thought you were talking about a more comprehensive, empathetic understanding. Not that one character defect we share.

  21. 21.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Death By Mosquito Truck: Wait, you’re Just Some Fuckhead? I’m very confused.

    Hey, I’m still open to suggestions for books that are dark, twisted, haunting, etc. One caveat: I’m not much of a sci-fi person. Thanks in advance.

  24. 24.

    patrick

    I grew up hating country music, which was a staple around the house. My dad was a huge fan.

    Now, of course, I love it – the music I grew up with: Bakersfield, Outlaw, Hank Sr., Possum, that kind of Country music.

    I wouldn’t spit on what they pass off for country music today if it was on fire.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Ygm9bvjUE

    Buck Owens Rules.

  25. 25.

    Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

    @asiangrrlMN: I’m still open to suggestions for books that are dark, twisted, haunting, etc.

    You might like Ben Elton’s stuff, though it might be kind of hard to find in the States. He had a hand in a fair amount of Brit TV comedy in the 1980s, stuff like Blackadder, but his books are much darker (no less funny). Not very sci-fi-ish, IIRC – even Stark, which is about a space travel venture, is actually about the reasons behind it and the people involved.

  26. 26.

    John Cole

    @Death By Mosquito Truck: I’d argue a clear recognition of that core trait is pretty much a prerequisite for understanding anything about me. You can take or leave the rest of the shit, but without recognizing that facet, you don’t understand anything about me.

  27. 27.

    asiangrrlMN

    @AhabTRuler: So do you go by any other names? I think it would be confusing if I tried to have several personae. Mebbe I could just let my other personalities come out and play sometime.

    For John Cole and Mosquito Truck:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo

    First word on the screen? Rage.

    John Cole, and your ooey-gooey spot for your cat. Is your middle name really Galt? That would be great.

  29. 29.

    John Cole

    @patrick: Country music is really hurting right now, IMHO. I guess their commercial sale are good, but outside of David Allen Coe and Reba McEntire- Fancy, what anthem for country music can you think of? For me, it all went to hell when I was forced to listen to that god damned Lee Greenwood song on AFN every 20 minutes when I was in theatre. Other than Allison Krauss and a few others, I would almost give up on the entire genre.

  33. 33.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    @John Cole: I’ve indicated many times before I get that part. I’d like to think I played a small part in bringing it to your attention. Did you get my last two emails?

  35. 35.

    stickler

    Country music (hell, you could make a case that ALL music) has been on a steady, downward slide since a man in black sang about shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

    I hear some of this chromed-up “country” music crap, all about their trucks and shit, and I want to … well, shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

  38. 38.

    AhabTRuler

    @stickler: O RLY? Johnny Cash as the high water mark of civilization? I mean, he’s good, but don’t you think that is going a bit far?
    One could also argue that music has been in the shitter since J.S. Bach took a dirt nap, but one shouldn’t.

  39. 39.

    Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

    @asiangrrlMN: Hm, haven’t read Popcorn. I’m not sure what to recommend – for 75 cents Stark is worth a try, likewise This Other Eden, both of which are about the end of the world – if you like that kind of thing.

  40. 40.

    Ninerdave

    They don’t make ‘em like Waylon anymore.

    I used to hate country, then I started playing in a Country-Punk band. It expanded my view of Country from the rock-pop-yodel of Garth Brooks to Nelson, Hank, Waylon and Coe.

    Check out Straight To Hell by Hank III. F’n awesome modern country record. The flat pickin’ on that record is amazing.

  41. 41.

    patrick

    @John Cole

    Yeah, it’s a shame what Nashville has become.

    There is still a lot of good country music out there, but you gotta find it yourownself, because Nashville has washed its hands of it.

    The Nashville product is simply pop music with a fiddle (or banjo, or steel guitar).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT1EbMTqYek

  42. 42.

    Studly Pantload

    Not a huge CW fan, but the Mrs. and I have “Walk the Line” on, and of course the soundtrack’s terrific. We do like Neko Case a lot.

  44. 44.

    Tattoosydney

    @Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist:

    You might like Ben Elton’s stuff, though it might be kind of hard to find in the States. He had a hand in a fair amount of Brit TV comedy in the 1980s, stuff like Blackadder, but his books are much darker (no less funny). Not very sci-fi-ish, IIRC – even Stark, which is about a space travel venture, is actually about the reasons behind it and the people involved.

    He has an unfortunate tendency toward the preachy though.

  50. 50.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Wait, you’re Just Some Fuckhead? I’m very confused.

    I was quite proud of Death By Mosquito Truck when I thunked it up. I’ve been working on a better handle since the early 7000s.

  53. 53.

    Cain

    @Wini:

    Well I finally made 40, and still wearing jeans… (I think the original was 30?)

    Welcome to 40! I turned 40 about 2 weeks ago! :)

    cain

  54. 54.

    TenguPhule

    @Tattoosydney

    “Revolutions always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions.”

    “That was my egg, you bastard!”

  56. 56.

    asiangrrlMN

    @TenguPhule: Maybe you two need to get a room? I don’t mind sharing my fake hubby. <== That would be Tattoosydney, in case you don’t know.

  60. 60.

    AhabTRuler

    @asiangrrlMN: I was actually thinking the exactly same thing. It’s like the fucking Big Chill around here.

    And why is there bold creeping across the website? Did somebody spill a jar of India ink?

  61. 61.

    Ninerdave

    Welcome to 40! I turned 40 about 2 weeks ago!

    NOOOOO NOT 40!!! You can’t MAKE ME TURN 40!! I REFUSE TO!!! I have about 8 months left until I start looking at Porsches (over my wife’s dead body I might add).

  63. 63.

    Fencedude

    Closing the Bold tag.

    Ok, it worked. Nevermind.

    …..ok this is dumb, it didn’t work, then it did work, now its not working again.

  64. 64.

    asiangrrlMN

    @AhabTRuler: Heh. I would say you and I should get a room, but it seems to be only the boys hooking up tonight.

    I am going to shock you know–what exactly was the Big Chill about? I never saw it. Oh, and I like your India ink line.

    Did I do the bold thing? Sorry if I did.

  67. 67.

    AhabTRuler

    I start looking at Porsches (over my wife’s dead body I might add).

    There is no way you’ll fit it in the trunk (hood, boot, whatever).

  68. 68.

    AhabTRuler

    @asiangrrlMN: Aging hippies turning 40, in a nutshell. Oh, and Kevin Costner’s most compelling performance (he plays a corpse).

    And I really think we should keep things platonic, but I would be happy to play you some more Orbital. ;-)

  69. 69.

    Ninerdave

    @AhabTRuler:
    She’s quite petite, unlike her fat ass husband. I could fit her in a lot of places so long as the rigor has subsided (and thankfully she does not read this blog after the last half of that statement.)

  70. 70.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Great. Who else are you? The whole time I’ve been missing you, have you been posting under another name?

    No, took some time off.

  72. 72.

    Cain

    @Ninerdave:

    NOOOOO NOT 40 You can’t MAKE ME TURN 40!! I REFUSE TO I have about 8 months left until I start looking at Porsches (over my wife’s dead body I might add).

    It ain’t so bad! Although I’ve started to fuck up my numbers now and I can’t seem to get a good work out anymore. Dammit.

    Nice to see so many ’69 children here! :)

    cain

  73. 73.

    Studly Pantload

    Who needs jeans? I’m finding my 40s to be a great time for kilt wearin’.

  74. 74.

    Tattoosydney

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Preachy? In what way?

    He’s so… ugh… earnest and well meaning. Every message needs to be hammered. A bad guy can’t just want to make money, he needs to hate babies and not recycle as well. “Gridlock” was fun. “Blind Faith” is tugid, lumpen and leaden.

    Carl Hiaasen writes similar, twisted, nasty books, but a thousand times better than most of Ben Elton’s books.

  75. 75.

    Mister Colorful Analogy

    attempting to close strong tag in 3…2…1…

    Umm. Hmm. Doesn’t look like it worked in preview.

    Hocus pocus
    Flippity flam
    A razzamataz
    And alacazam!

    Yer welcome.

    Umm. WTF? What I said before? Not so much. Oh well, I tried.

  81. 81.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Tattoosydney: Oh, crap. I don’t like that kind of preachy. Like I said, I couldn’t make it past the first chapter of Popcorn. Oh well. I might as well give him a shot. I didn’t like Carl Hiaasen. Oh, as for enraging, I meant the subject matter, not the book. The book was good.

    @AhabTRuler: Cool. I will take good music any day. Kevin Costner is perfect for a corpse. Isn’t that typecasting?

    JSF, well, I hope it wasn’t serious. Welcome back.

  85. 85.

    Cain

    @6”>Jeanee: ORLY?

    You’ve done it now. And damn I know I’m a geek when I read that as the flags to the “open” function in the C language.

    cain

  87. 87.

    Cain

    @AhabTRuler:

    @John Cole: 6 inches of what?

    Why do you want to know? I don’t want to see anything that small at la casa cole.

    cain

  89. 89.

    Studly Pantload

    @Ninerdave:

    Actually, that would kind of make me a kiltload, wouldn’t it?

    Oh, yuk — that was one rumination too far.

  92. 92.

    BruceFromOhio

    @Death By Mosquito Truck:

    Not that one character defect we share.

    @John Cole:

    I’d argue a clear recognition of that core trait is pretty much a prerequisite for understanding anything about me.

    Cats in a handbag, what … did you guys run a meth lab and get cranked listening to country? Sheesh. Whatever the hell that noise is on the ‘country’ station today, it ain’t ‘country.’

    Alison was hot long before that long-haired hippy guy showed up. And just what the hell is Mary Chapin Carpenter up to these days, anyway?

  94. 94.

    Ninerdave

    @Cain:

    I don’t want to see anything that small at la casa cole.

    That’s because all we’ve seen is pictures of Tunch. There is nothing less than 6″ about that cat. I’m convinced that the futon we always see him on would fit Shaq comfortably.

  95. 95.

    Cain

    okay, one more time == >

    that’s what happens after you get those lotions for penis enlargement.

    cain

  96. 96.

    Pavlov's Dog

    John Cole – Being a fellow Waylon fan from way back, check out on youtube the stuff he did with Jessi Colter, and also the stuff she did solo. IMO some of his best work (and hers) outside of what he did with Willie Nelson or his band the Outlaws. Not sure how I would have made it that year at Texas A&M before transfering without those three. Well, throw all little JJ Cale into the mix…

  99. 99.

    BruceFromOhio

    @Ninerdave:

    NOOOOO NOT 40 You can’t MAKE ME TURN 40!! I REFUSE TO I have about 8 months left until I start looking at Porsches (over my wife’s dead body I might add).

    Ohferchrissakes, grow up. You’ll still be 15 in your head until you croak.

  101. 101.

    asiangrrlMN

    @AhabTRuler: Mmmmm, I love me some Tricky. That was smoooooth.

    @Tattoosydney: Hurry back, fake hubby.

    Is everyone else seeing things in bold? I’m not. Except for my preview.

    What the fuck did I do? I’m sorry that I broke the board, y’all!

  102. 102.

    Cain

    @Ninerdave:

    That’s because all we’ve seen is pictures of Tunch. There is nothing less than 6” about that cat. I’m convinced that the futon we always see him on would fit Shaq comfortably.

    Haha! I got nothin to add to that!

    cain

  103. 103.

    Ninerdave

    @AhabTRuler:

    I can only count to 21, and it ain’t because I play cards.

    Sadly, I had to think about that for a second. That’s what you get when you program for a living. Computers are so pedantic.

  104. 104.

    Cain

    @BruceFromOhio:

    Ohferchrissakes, grow up. You’ll still be 15 in your head until you croak.

    Promise? I wish sometimes I was 15 even though getting an erection for NO reason was very inconvenient especially during class.

    cain

  106. 106.

    Ninerdave

    BTW, anyone have any idea why that came out like that. All I did was click the arrow next to her comment.

    bug in the commenting code? Wouldn’t be the first one. haha.

  107. 107.

    gbear

    Can I throw in a plug for Kelly Willis?

    Her albums are mostly pretty terrific, but the stuff posted on YouTube isn’t very strong, so no links. Her 1993 self-titled album is the best place to start.

  112. 112.

    Jane_in_Colorado

    The first time I ever saw an Alaska Airlines jet, I swear to God I asked my traveling companion, “Why is there a picture of Waylon Jennings on the tail of this aircraft?”

  114. 114.

    Tattoosydney

    @asiangrrlMN:
    @AhabTRuler:

    Maybe you two need to get a room? I don’t mind sharing my fake hubby.

    You had to make our platonic music love a dirty, dirty thing, didn’t you?

    Aaaagh. I was cleansing the stinking hound and now the thread is 30 posts longer than it was.

    Why is everyone shouting?

  118. 118.

    Screamin' Demon

    I grew up hating country music, which was a staple around the house. My dad was a huge fan. Now, of course, I love it

    I grew up hating country music, which was a staple around the house. My mom was a huge fan. Now, I still hate it. I’d rather listen to the baddest band ever on the planet.

  119. 119.

    Ninerdave

    @gbear:

    Oh man, I just got back from a gay bar. Enough of that.

    When I lived in Phoenix, there was a liquor store and a non-desrcript building next to it with an old pepsi sign hanging off the front. It took me a while to figure out that it was a bar. On a halloween night I stumbled in there looking for a night cap.

    As I walked in, I saw two really HOT chicks talking on the phone. I walked up to the bartender and ordered a Bud, he said that’ll be a quarter.

    I’m like, HOLY SHIT!!! WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN A FIXTURE IN THIS PLACE!!!??!

    So I’m sipping my bud looking around and I noticed the hot chicks had left. The more I looked around, I saw it was all guys…getting cozy with each other.

    Well I ain’t getting laid I thought, but I sure as hell am getting drunk off of quarter beers. I was a fixture there ever Thursday night on quarter beer night.

    About 10 years later I moved to the Castro in San Francisco. I’ve lived in most areas of the city, and the Castro and Mission are my two favorite, although my wife used to get a little annoyed when the guys would steal her People magazine, read it then return it to the mailbox.

  126. 126.

    gbear

    @Ninerdave:

    The couple times I’ve been to SF I stopped in at the Lone Star. Just loved the mix that the older DJs came up with there. Mostly modern stuff but filtered thru a summer-of-love sensibility. Loose, cool and rockin’.

  127. 127.

    AhabTRuler

    @Tattoosydney: No, the other THIS, the first THIS (although I agree it is confusing with all the shouting), but I warn you, you might not like it.

    @gbear: Would you believe that I’m not gay, I don’t dance, and I have little interest in DJ’ing. I just love techno of all types and stripes.

  133. 133.

    AhabTRuler

    We can haz new thred that not have so much noise in it

    @Tattoosydney: Hey, nobody gave me the keys to the blog, and I think Tunch ate the rest of them. Maybe John passed out over his 6″ of dangling furry.

  135. 135.

    Tattoosydney

    @AhabTRuler:

    Hey, nobody gave me the keys to the blog, and I think Tunch ate the rest. I think maybe John passed out over his 6” of dangling furry.

    Yeah, I know. I thought he might see my comment in passing when he was heading to the bathroom to clean up.

  138. 138.

    Ninerdave

    @gbear:

    The couple times I’ve been to SF I stopped in at the Lone Star.

    Yeah apparently SF has become a DJ mecca along side of the UK. I suppose that makes sense when you think of the 60s where the majority of music came from either England or San Francisco.

    Warning soap box ahead!!

    I know a lot of DJs, some of the tops in the Bay Area, and I’ll admit it, I don’t get it. I get electronic music, I love it, I get playing in a band ( I do ). I even get scratch DJs who make the turn table an instrument.

    I do not get why people follow certain DJs that simply mix other people’s music into a flow of music for an hour. I mean I used to DJ on radio. I did it quite for quite a few years. I understand how to program a show, how to fit the mood, but it’s really not that hard and I don’t think takes anything more than keeping in touch with what’s popular and then dictating a tempo.

    Yeah I get that it takes some thought, but I scratch my head at the thought that some douche makes $$$$ a night at Ruby Skye, while a band that can write a tune, works their ass off to perfect the performance gets paid…usually a beer.

    …and yes there are a lot of shitty bands playing shitty songs. But there are also a few bands playing some awesome songs. Yet some guy gets up on a platform puts a few CDs in and he’s a rock star.

    Don’t get it.

    end soapbox

    oh and nothing to do with you gbear…you just triggered a pet peave of mine. haha

  139. 139.

    asiangrrlMN

    Sheesh. A grrl steps out for a second, and a gay dance club breaks out.

    Ninerdave, way to bring the mood down!

  140. 140.

    hamletta

    Gawd, you guys are such party poopers!

    I live in Nashville, and though I don’t get out much these days, there’s some great music here, though you’re right that it ain’t coming from Music Row.

    And Kevin Costner did too give a better performance than that of a corpse, in Fandango.

    There are roses all over the place when you know where to look.

  144. 144.

    Ninerdave

    Oh and breadcrumb trail…for those who’ve read the thread, area awake and care.

    Disco->Kiss Disco->Solid Gold->Robert John performance on Solid Gold-> one of my favorite songs as a 9 year old.

    Soon after I discovered Slayer.

  145. 145.

    Tattoosydney

    @Ninerdave:

    Yet some guy gets up on a platform puts a few CDs in and he’s a rock star.

    Often you are right. There are a lot of DJ’s in dance music where I just don’t see the value add. Pete Tong, for example, is shit. He can barely mix, and has no idea about track selection.

    I would argue though, that some DJ’s (my personal favourites are Dave Seaman, Desyn Masiello and Steve Lawler) do as much with their track selection and mixing – some of Seaman’s mixes between two tracks last minutes – as any band towards creating a live experience.

    The drugs may help as well.

  146. 146.

    DougJ

    All right, fixed the bolding problem.

    Great Willie song, John. I’d never heard it before.

  147. 147.

    AhabTRuler

    @Tattoosydney: Screw that, the EP is on iTunes (although it is easier to find if you go to the Tiny Sticks website and follow their link). I have already purchased it. You are costing me mucho dinero m’bucko.

    The drugs may help as well.

    DING DING DING We have a Winner!

  149. 149.

    DougJ

    ..and yes there are a lot of shitty bands playing shitty songs. But there are also a few bands playing some awesome songs. Yet some guy gets up on a platform puts a few CDs in and he’s a rock star.

    Yeah, I agree.

  153. 153.

    Ninerdave

    @Tattoosydney:

    I would argue though, that some DJ’s (my personal favourites are Dave Seaman, Desyn Masiello and Steve Lawler) do as much with their track selection and mixing – some of Seaman’s mixes between two tracks last minutes – as any band towards creating a live experience.

    Admittedly, I have no idea of any of the above, and like I said I know and understand how to create a mood and flow, but simply doing a segue (and maybe that’s not all they do) seems like a pre-requisite for calling your self a DJ.

    Side note, the ultimate segue when I was at the radio station was going from the white noise to filtered swoop of Have A Cigar (Pink Floyd) to the “take off white noise” of “Cool the Engines” by Boston. The idea as that you couldn’t hear the transition. I was the only one that ever pulled it off.

  154. 154.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Ninerdave: The Sad Eyes song. Mood-buster. Now you have to post something danceable!

    @DougJ: Sorry about that, DougJ. No more bolding for me tonight.

  159. 159.

    Ninerdave

    @AhabTRuler:

    @Ninerdave: This one is for you (I have no idea about the video, and who cares?).

    You have no friggen idea how SPOT. ON. YOU. ARE.

    A) I like Jet and the music is apropos.
    B) The video: That’s Cloud and Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII…the whole reason I bought a PS 2 and got back into gaming after the 80s full of Zork and the Atari 2600 (remember I’m almost 40…see above)

  160. 160.

    Tattoosydney

    @Ninerdave:

    segue (and maybe that’s not all they do)

    Some do – for many it’s just five seconds while one track stops and another starts. A good DJ (and I know little except what I like) will spend an inordinate amount of time carefully mixing the two or even three or four tracks together in a seamless mix.

    When it comes down to it, it is just playing other people’s tracks one after the other, but some people do it damn well.

    The idea was that you couldn’t hear the transition.

    That’s the one.

  161. 161.

    Steeplejack

    @asiangrrlMN:

    I’m still open to suggestions for books that are dark, twisted, haunting, etc.

    Okay, here’s one for you that I just read a few weeks ago: Heart-Shaped Box, by Joe Hill.

    Synopsis: Reclusive, aging rock star buys a ghost on eBay. Bad things ensue.

  165. 165.

    AhabTRuler

    @Ninerdave: I like about half their songs, but Rollover DJ cracks me up every time. It’s not that beat matching and track selection doesn’t take skills, it’s that the ego of many DJ’s outpaces their import.

    Also, however good a DJ Paul Oakenfold is, his album blows and he looks like a Class-A douche.

    @Tattoosydney: I am usually leery of mix CD’s, but I will put it on the shopping list and give it a try.

  166. 166.

    Ninerdave

    @AhabTRuler:

    @Ninerdave: The husband of a friend of mine DJ’s (mostly industrial yawn), and was initially described to me as a musician [head*desk].

    Yeah I used to go on industrial nights when I lived in Chicago in the mid 90s. I love industrial music, but after a while, it was go see an actual industrial band, for less than half the cover or drink at my local with friends and put some Skinny Puppy or Ministry on later back at my place with a sixer.

  169. 169.

    AhabTRuler

    @Ninerdave: Well, that takes me back to the Anthrax-Megadeth-Slayer concert in ’90 or ’91. Good times.

    I didn’t really get Ministry until after that one night with the good Dr. Hoffman’s brainchild. Then it all made sense (I think).

  170. 170.

    Ninerdave

    @asiangrrlMN:

    @Ninerdave: Perfect! A little Slayer will certainly lull me to sleep.

    Well you did say danceable. I took that to mean you were going to be up for a while. See my previous post if you need a sleep aid.

  171. 171.

    Tattoosydney

    @AhabTRuler:

    Also, however good a DJ Paul Oakenfold is, his album blows and he looks like a Class-A douche.

    This is true. Also, John Digweed has stupid hair, and Sasha is a bit of a wanker (and Airdrawndagger is a much worse album than Bunkka).

  173. 173.

    Ninerdave

    @AhabTRuler:

    Nice! I saw them at the Stone in SF around 89. Was completely nuts!!! Skinny, scared kid walks into a club with a bunch of hulking dudes with spikes on their arms.

    On the other hand, once I got used to the place I met James Hetfield more than once, although he was so drunk/high that his autographs I got from him looked like:

    ~~—~~~

  175. 175.

    AhabTRuler

    I know this isn’t 4chan, but furries are the dress up in mascot costumes and fuck people people, while there is a different term for the dress up like Japanime chicks and fuck people people.

    @Ninerdave: Sadly, Metallica died under a bus in Sweden.

    Musicians whose deaths bummed me out for days after I found out, even though it was years after the fact:
    Cliff Burton – Metallica
    Mary Hanson – Stereolab
    Nick Drake – Himself

  176. 176.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Tattoosydney: Now I am intrigued. I know a furry. Were you talking about furries as, what, bears? Women? Pets? I am totally confused.

    AhabTRuler, what is 4chan? Huh? I am really lost now.

  177. 177.

    Ninerdave

    @asiangrrlMN:

    @Ninerdave: I was being serious. Slayer is perfect for sleep.

    To change subjects completely…since I lived in Phoenix for a year (back in the late 90s) I got used to having the AC on all the time and the white noise it produced. I have a hard time sleeping without white noise now. I have to have a fan running when I go to sleep even it it’s pointed at a wall.

    Funny how that works, eh?

  179. 179.

    Ninerdave

    @AhabTRuler:

    I know this isn’t 4chan, but furries are the dress up in mascot costumes and fuck people people, while there is a different term for the dress up like Japanime chicks and fuck people people.

    That was a CSI episode!! and that I think is the most apropos of the thread’s title: Lovable Losers Edition

  180. 180.

    AhabTRuler

    I got used to having the AC on all the time and the white noise it produced.

    In that theme, the ocean and the Bronx-Queens Expressway serve virtually the same purpose for me, and both work equally well.

  181. 181.

    Ninerdave

    @asiangrrlMN:

    @Ninerdave: I use a white noise machine to sleep. And ear plugs. And an eye mask. And a mouth guard. Good times.

    Yeah I use a black pillow case over the eyes recently. Should use a guard as I grind my teeth, which drives the wife crazy.

  182. 182.

    Tattoosydney

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Were you talking about furries as, what, bears?

    Hello? Are you ok? Have you been drinking? Do you need to lie down?

    I was just referring back to John’s 6 inches of dangling fury, which quickly descended into jokes about what he had been doing with his 6 inch furry, and aspersions as to his potency.

    It’s all horribly juvenile.

  185. 185.

    Steeplejack

    @hamletta:

    Fandango was a great little movie.

    And, please, haters, ease up on Kevin Costner. Yes, he did give us The Postman–and Waterworld, eek!–but he has done some good stuff. Check him out in Clint Eastwood’s A Perfect World.

  186. 186.

    Ninerdave

    @Ninerdave: @AhabTRuler:

    In that theme, the ocean and the Bronx-Queens Expressway serve virtually the same purpose for me, and work equally well.

    Funny, now that I think about it, the only time I didn’t use a fan was when we lived at Baker Beach in San Francisco. I could hear the waves and fog horn. Extremely sleep inducing.

  187. 187.

    Ninerdave

    @Tattoosydney:

    Good god woman – what do you get up to in bed?

    Quote from TextsFromLastNight.com

    (402): So she couldn’t stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
    (1-402): Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what’d you do about it?
    (402): Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out… She got the point.

  191. 191.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Tattoosydney: Ah, ok. I was trying to fit furries into a gay night club. Sorry. Sadly, I am + 0–just confused.

    Mouth guard–I grind my teeth.
    @Ninerdave:
    You should wear a mouth guard. Grinding your teeth is really bad for them.

    That dragging your teeth text was funny.

    @Steeplejack: I answered you in the other thread as to what I read.

  192. 192.

    Steeplejack

    @Tattoosydney:

    I think Dances with Wolves will hold up over the long haul as a good movie, maybe even a great one, although now it is still radioactive–overly adored by some, reviled by others.

    And don’t get me started on extended “director’s cuts.” Maybe that used to mean something, when the studio was butchering an actual masterpiece by Erich von Stroheim or Orson Welles, but now it’s just an opportunity to gouge more money out of a market that already bought the “regular” version of the movie–which usually sucked anyway.

    All of which is to say I wouldn’t scream if you forced me to sit through the director’s cut of Dances with Wolves–unlike anything by Michael Bay. I mean, c’mon, you want “never forget, never forgive.” Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, The Island, Transformers. There are worse criminals walking around than Kevin Costner.

  199. 199.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Tattoosydney: I’m not a big fan. I prefer fantasy. I am really into mysteries and non-genre fiction.

    I’ll check back in on this thread tomorrow.

  200. 200.

    Tattoosydney

    @AhabTRuler:
    @asiangrrlMN:

    Gaoooooooooooooooooool!

    Do I make fun of how you lot spell “aluminium”? No.

    ETA: Or how you pronounce “herbs”?

    EATA: And what is it with you lot and this “cilantro” stuff? Good god, people! It’s called coriander. Sheesh.

  201. 201.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Tattoosydney: You mean aluminum? I do spell theater theatre. I prefer torch to flashlight. I like flat and petrol. Then again, I have a thing for Brits. Oh, I know you’re an Aussie, but you still speak and write the Queen’s English.

    “We say H-erbs because there’s a fucking H in it.” I love Eddie Izzard.

    Eggplant, fake hubby. It’s an eggplant–not an aubergine.

  202. 202.

    Anne Laurie

    Whoever posted the TVTrope wiki in the last thread, thanks for sucking my evening down the link hole. It was indeed Awesome, for certain tragically Gnerd values of awesome.

    Country music’s fine in my ears, as long as it’s women voices. Everybody have a good night’s sleep in preparation for their weekend…

    Top of the World

    When We’re Gone Long Gone

  203. 203.

    AhabTRuler

    All right my fellow travelers. Bedtime

    Yeah, I think you have the right idea. Everybody have a lovely whatever part of the day or night you are in, you are all darlings.

    And what is it with you lot and this “cilantro” stuff? Good god, people! It’s called coriander. Sheesh.

    leaf vs. seed.

  208. 208.

    Tattoosydney

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Eggplant, fake hubby. It’s an eggplant—not an aubergine.

    Believe it or not, it’s “eggplant” over here too.

    @AhabTRuler:

    leaf vs. seed

    Yeah, I get that. We solve that particular problem by referring to them as, respectively, “coriander” and “coriander seed”.

    See what we did there?

  212. 212.

    Steeplejack

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Balderdash. He was fine in J.F.K., Tin Cup, No Way Out, The Untouchables, Bull Durham and maybe even Silverado. I think the problems are with auteur Kevin Costner and not so much with actor Kevin Costner. I’m not sayin’ he’s got the greatest range, but he can hold up his end. But, yes, he has made some god-awful movies, too.

  214. 214.

    Xenos

    Wow. The night-time crowd gets so… friendly. We bitter, snarky, mean morning people hardly recognize it around here sometimes. Difference between caffeine and ecstasy at drug of choice, I guess.

  215. 215.

    D-Chance.

    Ted Rall: Obama is cute. He is charming. But there is something rotten inside him. Unlike the Republicans who backed George W. Bush, I won’t follow a terrible leader just because I voted for him. Obama has revealed himself. He is a monster, and he should remove himself from power.

  216. 216.

    Blake

    Dunno if anyone’s mentioned this to you, but Swingin’ Doors at KEXP in Seattle is an astonishingly good weekly country show. I didn’t think anything interesting was going on in C&W, either, until I started listening. There’s a podcast link at the bottom of the page for the current show, you should definitely check it out!

  217. 217.

    2th&nayle

    Dammit! I always miss the good stuff! First time I’ve been able to retire early and sleep through the night in ages, and ya’ll throw an all-nighter. Figures! I don’t know why exactly, but I never figured to see a Willie post at BJ. Saw him and Bob Dylan back in ’05 during the “Save the Minor League Ballparks” tour, at Ray Winder Field. Four and a half hours of magic and cold beer. Something to tell the grand kids about!

  218. 218.

    JFitz

    John, if you like outlaw country you really ought to check out the new John Doe album “Country Club”. Great playing, great production of some old classics as well as some new stuff that has that great old country feel.

  219. 219.

    Wini

    @Cain : @53 – I was attempting to quote a Waylon song, but have no idea how to do italics or any of that fancy stuff, so I blew it. I guess I could have used quotations marks. Next time!

  222. 222.

    gbear

    @JFitz:

    I’ll second that John Doe album. Just bought it. Great songs, great playing and Doe’s great voice (and attitude).

    @Ninerdave:

    Ninerdave, Way late in responding to your comment but I was a full-time musician (drummer) in the mid and late 70’s when disco was moving into the bars and taking away our gigs. I know exactly where you’re coming from. ‘Star’ DJs tend to piss me off too.

    In the early days of disco at Sam’s (the bar that was to become First Avenue), they used to hire a drummer to play along with the records to augment the beat. Lol, what a gig from hell that must have been. That was in the days before sound systems became huge and deafening.

    I found it incredibly strange when I found out that Bob Mould from Husker Du had become a DJ in the DC area.

  227. 227.

    patrick

    @2th&nayle:

    Been in the Rock most of my life. Grew up in SWLR.

    Living in Cammack Village now.

    Nice to see a fellow Arkansawyer around here.

  228. 228.

    2th&nayle

    @patrick: Yeah, back at cha, Pat! That’s one of the things I like about this blog, folks from all over come here to mistreat John, and marvel at the wonderfulness that his master, “Tunch the Great and Powerful”.

  230. 230.

    2th&nayle

    @Polish the Guillotines: Well, just so you don’t think all your bragging, and boasting, is falling on deaf ears, I’ll say that I don’t intend to fight you, or spite you, or lay a hand on the bay, because I thought Fred Rose wrote that song.

  231. 231.

    PanAmerican

    The form lasted a while longer as southern fried rock, but outlaw was the last reactionary gasp under the country banner.

    I’d like to leave this God forsaken city
    but I can’t go no matter how I try
    but once again I’ll be in Oklahoma tonight
    when I lay down and close my eyes
    I’ll be standing in that Oklahoma sunshine

    Sure there are artists doing modern derivatives or paying homage but the popular form for rural southern whites has passed.

    The industry tracked the demographic echo into the suburbs – where it’s morphed into lite rock for the over thirty set, increasingly without a twang (Chicago and Philly are the largest markets for country radio).

  233. 233.

    kay

    I like country music. I listen to it in my office when I have to draft something long and complicated, because it keeps me in my chair.
    I have two 22 year old interns this summer, one male, one female.
    Their budding romance is going to be based on their shared disdain of the music I listen to.
    They quote the lyrics to each other, then laugh hysterically.
    I’m happy to help.

  234. 234.

    What about

    What about Waylon’s son, Shooter?

    He rocks some outlaw country.

    First album: “Put the O back in C untry.”

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