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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / We Have Liftoff!

We Have Liftoff!

by John Cole|  June 16, 20097:42 pm| 91 Comments

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We just had our first bark, and Lily is not a yippy dog! It was an actual bark.

Thank FSM.

I was just sitting on the front porch waiting for the rain, and I’ve been bringing her out on the porch sans leash to sit with me, and someone she had never met approached and we got a quick “woof.”

Awesome.

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  1. 1.

    chopper

    June 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    a “barl”?

  2. 2.

    Linkmeister

    June 16, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Better a barl than a burl, I always say.

    Whatever it sounded like, good for the pooch!

  3. 3.

    Zuzu's Petals

    June 16, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Whoo hoo! All systems go! And a watchdog to boot.

    ‘Course now we’d like some video please. :-)

  4. 4.

    shelley matheis

    June 16, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Huzzah! She’s staked her claim.

  5. 5.

    bystander

    June 16, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Defending you and her turf is she? Then, she has – in her mind – moved in. For good.

  6. 6.

    smiley

    June 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Cool. Though it might grow to a frequency you would not prefer. My parent’s rescue dog didn’t bark or even wag his tail for nearly a year. Now, they get complaints from the neighbors about the barking. Hope that doesn’t happen to you and Lily.

  7. 7.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    That wasn’t just a bark, that was a resounding “who are you? this is my house and my master and my cat and I am putting you on notice this is my territory!” Sigh (again) Lily is home and she knows it. I am going to go away and cry buckets again. (BTW don’t forget the play bow).

  8. 8.

    Anne Laurie

    June 16, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Since our dogs say “BarOOOOO!” in the sort of circumstances where their human companions tend towards, “Jaysus Haitch Chroist Onna Cracker!”… we have decided that Baroo is the God of Small Dogs. Presumably Lily belongs to the New Reformed Church of BARL…

  9. 9.

    Laura W

    June 16, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Lily is not a yippy dog! Thank FSM.

    Word.

  10. 10.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 16, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.

  11. 11.

    Max

    June 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Congrats! My dog is not barky, but I always shed a tear of pride when he barks or growls in the right situation.

    I especially love how when we’re out walking or whatever, if anyone approaches me, he stands sideways across me, blocking me from the stranger.

    My father used to say that dogs form a closer connection to humans of the opposite sex. His female St Bernard was fiercely protective of him.

  12. 12.

    Annie

    June 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    congratulations dad!

    what’s happening with her and tunch????

    ps. he still has my heart

  13. 13.

    tinat

    June 16, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Wow, another milestone, I can’t wait til her first day of school, and when she graduates it’s party time!
    Your girl is growing up so fast.

  14. 14.

    GeneJockey

    June 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    That’s great!

    Our Greyhound took a while, but now she’ll bark. Not much, and not often, luckily.

  15. 15.

    Keith G

    June 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    “Stand by your man
    Let out a woof to claim him”

    Sorry, I havent channeled Tammy for a while. Back to work.

  16. 16.

    smiley

    June 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    I am going to go away and cry buckets again.

    The joke that many people make about naming rescue dogs is that it should be named Lucky. My parents almost did that but chose another name. Lily the Lucky? Sounds good to me.

  17. 17.

    geg6

    June 16, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    And Lily now knows she’s home and who her Alpha is. Damn you, Cole. All you do is make me cry lately. But in a good way.

  18. 18.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Oh God, John. I have tears of happiness in my heart. When I think back a few short hundred hours or so ago when she didn’t have anything to bark for and compare her to the one bark wonder she is now, I feel like barking myself in solidarity with her. No, howling.

  19. 19.

    demkat620

    June 16, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    That’s great John! She’s decided you are worth keeping.

  20. 20.

    John Cole

    June 16, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    @Annie: Tunch is freshly furminated, then got a vigorous petting and some serious skritching, and as I type this he is currently biting the hand that feeds him. Fear not about Tunch- if I had not loved him so much I would never have even thought about getting a dog.

  21. 21.

    MikeJ

    June 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Cole now obviously needs a pet mouse to complete the comedy triad.

  22. 22.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    .

    All you do is make me cry lately.

    I am going to go away and cry buckets again.

    Jeeze Cole, an encore saving Bambi and you might get a spot on the Ed Sullivan Show, if he weren’t dead as Julius Cesaer.

  23. 23.

    smiley

    June 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    @MikeJ: I’d love to see a Fancy Rat introduced into the J. Cole household.

  24. 24.

    AhabTRuler

    June 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Jeeze Cole, an encore saving Bambi and you might get a spot on the Ed Sullivan Show, if he weren’t dead as Julius Cesaer.

    Well, maybe not, but what man doesn’t want to leave a string of crying women in his path?
    Hmm, perhaps I should find another way of saying that.

    @John Cole:

    It was an actual bark.

    Thank FSM.

    You should love the bark that your dog has, not the one you’d like it to have.
    I mean, who do you think you are, my mother?

  25. 25.

    Cat Lady

    June 16, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    @John Cole:

    You’re a good man John Cole. The FSM desires that you dedicate the merit of your auspicious karma to all sentient beings, so that all may be as happy.

    w00t!

  26. 26.

    Concerned Citizen

    June 16, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    She’s just getting warmed up. Expect much more conversation in the future. Pounds dogs take awhile, but eventually their true colors come out (As long as you’re not Michael Vick).

  27. 27.

    robertdsc

    June 16, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Tunch is freshly furminated, then got a vigorous petting and some serious skritching, and as I type this he is currently biting the hand that feeds him

    Love it. And Lils, too. Good on you, man.

  28. 28.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    @AhabTRuler:

    but what man doesn’t want to leave a string of crying women in his path?

    I left a few to a string of snickers, OK! they left me.

  29. 29.

    Laura W

    June 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    @Death By Mosquito Truck:

    When I think back a few short hundred hours or so ago

    171.5

  30. 30.

    South of I-10

    June 16, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Good for Lily! I am watching tiny kitty play with my dog, who is so good. She and tiny kitty are taking turns chasing each other. Poor Hannah just got a full on tiny cat tail assault. This may be the first thing that has made me smile all day (though I think the wine is helping).

  31. 31.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    My dog barks if anyone tries to use the street out front without a car.

  32. 32.

    Laura W

    June 16, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    @MikeJ: I was thinking bird, no? A very loud, constantly yammering, squawking, chattering, blathering sort of bird.

  33. 33.

    Cat Lady

    June 16, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    @ John Cole: BTW, aren’t porches so much better than decks? Decks are for kids.

  34. 34.

    donnah

    June 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    We adopted a shelter dog eight years ago and brought her home to two established cats. The dog never barked when we were getting to know her at the shelter, she never barked in the car (too busy puking, I guess) and she didn’t bark when we stopped by my parent’s house to introduce her.

    Imagine our glee when we opened the front door of our house, led her in, and waited to see her reaction to our cat. The dog froze, raised her head like a coyote and bayed “Woo woo woo” at the top of her doggy voice.

    It sure felt great. Congrats on the milestone!

  35. 35.

    Annie

    June 16, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    You are awesome!!! Keep the Lily and Tunch stories coming. They make my day. And, I think I also am going to cry….

  36. 36.

    John Cole

    June 16, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    You guys do cry an awful lot.

    I think the last time I cried was when Bubba died in Forrest Gump. The hurt was deep.

  37. 37.

    Laura W

    June 16, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    @John Cole: I was just about to post that I think crying is the new green.
    I feel horrible. I have no urge to cry over Lily. I just feel happy. And I’m wearing black. So I just totally suck in all ways.

  38. 38.

    Krista

    June 16, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Awww…so glad to hear that Lily found her voice. And I’m interpreting it the same way as the others: she knows that that’s her home and that you’re her person. I’d say she feels very safe and secure and happy.

    And I’m also glad to hear that Tunch is still giving you attitude — he’s a fine kitty.

    Funny, it’s like Tunch and Lily represent two different aspects of your personality: the cantankerous yet thoughtful side, and the goofy, playful side. No wonder you do so well with them: you recognize yourself in them, and they in you, most likely.

  39. 39.

    John Cole

    June 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Actually, I think I lied. I misted up when the Steelers won the Super Bowl, but in a very manly way, and only briefly. General JC Christian Patriot would have approved, I’m sure.

    Herb question- I’ve been collecting herbs for the week every Sunday, washing them, and then wrapping them in moist paper towels and storing them all in tupperware. Is there a better way?

  40. 40.

    mary

    June 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    @Max: If this is true, then I can never get a male dog. Considering my little female literally follows me everywhere (seriously, she follows me into the bathroom and stares at me while I’m showering) I don’t think I can handle any more devotion.

  41. 41.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    @John Cole: The closest I came was during Radio Flyer. I punched a hole in a wall, then laughed hysterically for a few minutes. Crisis averted.

  42. 42.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Funny, it’s like Tunch and Lily represent two different aspects of your personality: the cantankerous yet thoughtful side, and the goofy, playful side. No wonder you do so well with them: you recognize yourself in them, and they in you, most likely.

    He only needs a pet Badger to be complete.

  43. 43.

    Krista

    June 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    You guys do cry an awful lot.

    I don’t know what everybody else’s excuse is. I blame the hormones.

    Hell, I sobbed when the husband made me a grilled cheese sandwich and tweaked it by putting a different kind of cheese in it, but wouldn’t tell me what kind until I tasted it.

  44. 44.

    Davebubba

    June 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    So when will Lily make her debut on ihasahotdog?

    Srsly congrats on the breakthrough!

  45. 45.

    John Cole

    June 16, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Guess we’ll file this under family values.

  46. 46.

    AhabTRuler

    June 16, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    He only needs a pet Badger to be complete.

    Snake! It’s a snake…

  47. 47.

    mary

    June 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    @Concerned Citizen:

    Actually, the Vick dogs are doing splendidly!
    http://vickdogsblog.blogspot.com/

  48. 48.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Furious that Charlie Brown seems to have gotten the upper-hand, Lucy demands that Snoopy find a way to turn him back, threatening to ‘clobber him.’ Snoopy studies the book, and after testing a number of counterspells on Woodstock (much to the little bird’s disdain), he goes about casting his counterspell in all directions, unsure just where Charlie Brown is. As Snoopy wanders into a vicinity where Lucy is setting up another place-kick, Charlie Brown happens to run by where Snoopy is practicing. Just as he is about to kick the ball again, Snoopy casts the counterspell in Charlie Brown’s direction, causing him to unknowingly become visible again. Lucy witnesses his reappearance and once again pulls the ball away as Charlie Brown winds up to kick it, and again he lands flat on his back.

    This always brings a tear. So unfair.

  49. 49.

    coffeegirl

    June 16, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    what is it with Nevada Republicants?

    Ensign admits it at least. Governor Gibbons? Still hiding from admitting his extramarital affair…. Sheesh.

  50. 50.

    Origuy

    June 16, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    @Laura W: A small yellow Tweety Bird!

  51. 51.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 16, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    @coffeegirl:

    Ensign deserves a break for not involving diapers.

  52. 52.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 16, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    @John Cole:

    chop them finely, freeze in water in ice cube trays, then store in zip lock bags, last forever, when you have a need for an herb in a dish take out an ice cube (or two). Just adjust the cooking times etc., for the time that the ice will delay the cooking while melting.

  53. 53.

    Rochelle Lesser

    June 16, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Senator Ensign has always been a ladies man . . . but in a doggy style kind of way :)

    I even have the photo to prove it.

    http://landofpuregold.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/senator-ensign-has-always-been-a-ladies-man/

  54. 54.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    @Krista:

    My excuse is menopause, well that and the wine, obviously.

  55. 55.

    John O

    June 16, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Right on.

    Big step. Kudos to you both! Next, you hope she attacks the intruder, or more precisely, makes the “intruder” think they might be attacked, so only in a way to keep you safe and give you time to get a grip on her–which I doubt will take long. Picture a baseball fight.

    You’re a good man, John Cole.

  56. 56.

    JL

    June 16, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    @John Cole: Bring a tissue when you go to see UP. Dug is a cool!

  57. 57.

    Laura W

    June 16, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Do you know why my blueberries are ripening already when the blackberries have not even begun to fully form and darken?
    It is totally back asswards from last year, and the year before, when I had no blueberries at all. I didn’t get the blues till late July, early August, last year.
    This baffles me, but tomorrow after the walk, I will be down there in the blueberry grove twisting off the ripe ones, you betcha.

  58. 58.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 16, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    @mary: now why the hell did you have to post that? I am now merrily blubbering like a baby. Thanks!

  59. 59.

    shelley matheis

    June 16, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Herbs? If you’re gonna use them within the week, you can set them in a glass or little mason jar of water, same as a bouquet of flowers. Not in the fridge and not in direct sunlight.

    Your tupperware method in the fridge, Either stripped or left on the stem, I’d make sure they were thoroughly dried. Do you have a salad spinner?

    The ice cube method posted above is excellent for long time storage. I’ve also done the ice cube tray method with olive oil instead of water for herbs like basil, parsley and sage.

    And of course there’s always drying. Having bunches of herbs hanging up in your kitchen and you feel like youre in a medieval still room.

  60. 60.

    Delia

    June 16, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    According to Josh Marshall’s site Ensign confessed because his ex-lover’s ex-husband was trying to blackmail him. Oh yeah, and he’s a member of Promise Keepers.

    I’m very happy for Lily’s latest step forward. I’m so glad dogs don’t follow the news.

  61. 61.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 16, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    @Laura W:

    Could be all sorts of things, not least a weird winter (like we have alot around here) where we have seriously high temperatures in December and then all of a sudden it freezes in January. I have never had any luck with blueberries (tried once – failed, gave up) but just down the road from my house is a massive blueberry farm (Newberries Blueberries) so obviously they can be grown around here.

  62. 62.

    bvac

    June 16, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    When I first saw Mira I thought she’d be a yip yap dog: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bvicarious/2400895205/in/set-72157601524068206/

    Fortunately the only thing that squeaks is her toys: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bvicarious/2401699642/

  63. 63.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 16, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    @shelley matheis:

    I constantly have mint, chocolate mint and lemon balm hanging in bunches in my kitchen drying, and you are right it seems like it is an old world kitchen at times.

  64. 64.

    Laura W

    June 16, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    @Delia:

    Oh yeah, and he’s a member of Promise Keepers.

    So sweet and rich it’s giving me (stomach) cramps.

  65. 65.

    Betsy

    June 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:
    Oh heaven above, I love chocolate mint. I had a roommate grow it in her window in college, and I’ve never encountered it anywhere else.

  66. 66.

    rachel

    June 16, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    @John Cole: What works for me is standing the herbs in a cup so that their stem ends (but not their leaves) are under water, wrapping the cup and herbs in plastic and then putting the whole thing in the fridge. Parsley lasts about a week this way, cilantro for a bit less.

    This is also how I keep my celery fresh.

  67. 67.

    Betsy

    June 16, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Oh, and yay Lily!! You are obviously a gifted pet caretaker, John.

  68. 68.

    CaseyL

    June 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    It’s like the first time a human toddler poops in the potty, isn’t it? You lavish on the praise while also hoping there’s not going to be, y’know, too much of what it is you’re so ecstatic about.

    At some point – on her first year anniversary with you, perhaps – you might want to compile all these Lily posts, along with photos and whatnot, and publish them. Suggested title: “Blooming Lily.”
    People [and by ‘people’ I mean, ‘softhearted saps such as all of us here at BJ] have a bottomless appetite for animal stories that a) make them cry; and b) have a happy ending.

  69. 69.

    Delia

    June 16, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    @CaseyL:

    That’s a great idea. I have cried at dog and cat stories since I was a small child and I expect I will do so to my dying day. I’m now checking BJ several times a day for Lily updates. It’s kind of sad, really.

  70. 70.

    HRA

    June 16, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Love to read about Tunch and all the commentaries brought forth. Now it’s Lily’s progress I find interesting to read and of course, read everyone’s comments.
    I will confess one way I always measured a person (male)was how they treated a pet. No tears here. Congratulations for reaching the next step in making Lily welcome.

    I do grow herbs every year. I hang them upside down across my kitchen windows to dry after I have tied them with yarn. From my own experience, it makes the kitchen look French country in design and fragrant, too.

  71. 71.

    Betsy

    June 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    @HRA:

    I will confess one way I always measured a person (male)was how they treated a pet.

    Pets and waiters/waitresses. Basically anything/anyone with less power than you. (And I apply it to both men and women). If you don’t look your server in the eye and say please and thank you (and of course leave a decent tip), I have very little respect for you.

  72. 72.

    gex

    June 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    I can’t help but be touched by Lily’s progress. I can’t believe it has happened so quickly. She seemed so damaged at the start. It’s a thing of beauty – you and Tunch taking in this dog and rehabilitating her. I can’t believe you’re all *not* crying.

  73. 73.

    Mike

    June 16, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    I like the dog posts, but, seriously, this much crying? White people are crazy about dogs.

    P.S. I cried at the end of Gran Turino.

  74. 74.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    @ Betsy / 71

    Word on how people treat waitstaff. And not only looking them in the eye and learning their face, but make a little effort and address them, or at least thank them, by name. Most waitstaff introduce themselves or the name is on the bill or something. Most checkout personnel wear name badges. I always try to use the person’s name, and you wouldn’t believe how happy it makes them! (And of course, as you say, a decent tip when a tip is appropriate.)

  75. 75.

    Betsy

    June 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Oh, that’s so interesting! I almost never call waitstaff or checkout people by the names on their tags because i feel like it’s an unequal relationship and can come across as condescending. I don’t know them, they don’t know me, and can’t call me by my first name. It seems impolite to me somehow. But that also has to do with growing up seeing my dad address (condescendingly) all checkout people by their first names. It gives me hives.

    I think basically, respect comes across, no matter what the individual actions are.

  76. 76.

    Delia

    June 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    @Mike:

    It’s very simple. Dogs are often nicer than people. And it’s such a joy to watch a previously unhappy creature blossom the way Lily is.

    I know a lot of people here don’t like Cesar Millan, but I think he has quite a few useful observations. One of them is that dogs always live in the present, which is why it’s possible to rehabilitate a dog that’s had a miserable life. She’s ready to move on into a happier present the way Lily is doing. Another, which I found very interesting, is that the best way to bond with your dog is to walk. Dogs in a natural dog pack walk many miles a day and their natural instinct is to walk. Anyone who’s ever had a dog knows how much they want their walks. And John has told us how Lily’s walks are where she first began to perk up.

  77. 77.

    Krista

    June 16, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    Pets and waiters/waitresses. Basically anything/anyone with less power than you. (And I apply it to both men and women). If you don’t look your server in the eye and say please and thank you (and of course leave a decent tip), I have very little respect for you.

    Definitely. Nothing makes me lose respect for a person more quickly than when they shit on those “below” them while suckholing those “above” them. I know a certain individual like that. He’s embarassingly fawning towards rich people, high-level politicians, and anybody with whom he’d like to curry favour, while being autocratic and patronizing towards bureaucrats, lower-level politicians, and anybody else who he thinks should be moving Heaven and Earth to make his life easier. If they fall into neither category (i.e. in no position to advance his ends), he’s cordial but utterly full of shit. The funny thing too is that people like this don’t realize that everybody sees right through that kind of thing, and it winds up garnering respect from none of the aforementioned groups.

  78. 78.

    gex

    June 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    @Betsy: A thousand times, yes.

  79. 79.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 16, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    I am not crying, and I am wearing South Park boxers. I’m just really happy that Lily is fitting in so well at the Cole household. Still, I am waiting to see Lily and Tunch romping together.

    @Betsy:

    Pets and waiters/waitresses. Basically anything/anyone with less power than you. (And I apply it to both men and women). If you don’t look your server in the eye and say please and thank you (and of course leave a decent tip), I have very little respect for you.

    Damn right.

  80. 80.

    Violet

    June 16, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    She barked! How incredibly exciting. She knows she’s home. I feel all proud, even though I had nothing to do with it at all. Just cheering from the sidelines. You’re doing a great job.

  81. 81.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 16, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    @ Betsy / 75

    I think you nailed it with your “respect comes across” observation. Hadn’t thought about it before, but of course I can get how addressing a person on the short side of an asymmetrical relationship by name could come across as pompous and condescending. So I think you’re right, it’s ultimately more about respect and tone. Thanks for a different perspective.

  82. 82.

    Phoebe

    June 17, 2009 at 12:42 am

    I’ll make you cry, tough guys:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSgRsqK4aA

  83. 83.

    passerby

    June 17, 2009 at 1:19 am

    Yay! Woof-dee-doooo! she’s staking her claim.

    [Tunch wants him some tuna.]

  84. 84.

    Glocksman

    June 17, 2009 at 2:47 am

    My dog is a flashy boxer who was one step away from the local ‘kill shelter’ when I agreed to take her in.

    She’s not much of a ‘barker’, but when she does bark, you’ll pay attention both because she’s normally not a barker and because it’s a ‘deep’ bark that has me rolling over and grabbing for the .45 in the nightstand.

    For some reason she loves kids* and is tame as hell around them but freaking hates males in hoodies.

    She saw some guy across the street wearing a hoodie and his pants halfway down his asscrack, and went beserk.

    Barking, growling, the fur on her back standing up, baring her teeth, Haley did it all.

    The idiot started yelling at the dog but stopped when I stepped out and said ‘Do you want me to open the gate?’

    *When I take her for walks, the females attracted to her seem to fall between 4 and 10 years of age.

    Personally I’d prefer a nice 40 year old. :)

  85. 85.

    Damned at Random

    June 17, 2009 at 2:52 am

    Krista-

    On my old job, we called that kiss up and kick down. Saw a lot of it, unfortunately.

  86. 86.

    Chuck Butcher

    June 17, 2009 at 3:31 am

    150 lbs of Gus barking is not an accomplishment because he believes a lot of things are his business and that belief is fairly clear…to anyone for quite some distance. He doesn’t bark just to hear himself but an awful lot of things are important.

    Hearing that on the other side of a door would be pretty dissuasive, though. I’ll be damned if I can tell if his hair stands up, tail sure does.

    Very cool that Lily is getting the idea, we’ll see where that goes, though.

  87. 87.

    Comrade Darkness

    June 17, 2009 at 3:54 am

    @John Cole: Re Ensign.

    The timing makes me suspect he’s still hoping for a 2012 run after getting this out of the way early enough.

    For the record, I’m not crying over Lily, but I do feel uplifted by the proof that redemption is achievable, all around, dog and man alike.

  88. 88.

    The Saff

    June 17, 2009 at 8:26 am

    The progress Lily is making is so heart-warming. I love these updates.

  89. 89.

    Trollhattan

    June 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Heh, indeedy, Lily stakes her claim to the hood. That’s freaking grand. There’s a good girl.

    In the next phase, in her little doggy head she’ll pump up her size to, say, fifty pounds or so and start eyeing the neighbor’s Doberman (“I could so take him”).

    The phenomenon tends to melt away with distance from the home.

    Enjoying tales of the new clan; keep ’em coming!

  90. 90.

    Betsy

    June 17, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Totally. I’m sure you don’t come across that way – I hope that was clear from my post. It is all about the respect.

  91. 91.

    The Tim Channel

    June 17, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Just checking on the hound. Sounds good. Me and my hairy gang of beasts are going to crash.

    Enjoy.

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