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You are here: Home / The Whistle Done Broke From Overuse

The Whistle Done Broke From Overuse

by John Cole|  June 30, 20095:01 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Wingnut Event Horizon

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They aren’t even bothering with dog whistles anymore:

The “evil eye” has very specific connotations in the Muslim world. Hell, it was one of the very few things I was actually taught in the Army before Operation Positive Force.

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  1. 1.

    Comrade Stuck

    June 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Better than George Bush’s “Dufus Eye”

  2. 2.

    meh

    June 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    For those of you that don’t know…

    from wiki:
    In some forms, it is the belief that some people can bestow a curse on victims by the malevolent gaze of their magical eye. The most common form, however, attributes the cause to envy, with the envious person casting the evil eye doing so unintentionally. Also the effects on victims vary. Some cultures report afflictions with bad luck; others believe the evil eye can cause disease, wasting away, and even death. In most cultures, the primary victims are thought to be babies and young children, because they are so often praised and commented upon by strangers or by childless women. The late UC Berkeley professor of folklore Alan Dundes has explored the beliefs of many cultures and found a commonality — that the evil caused by the gaze is specifically connected to symptoms of drying, desiccation, withering, and dehydration, that its cure is related to moistness, and that the immunity from the evil eye that fish have in some cultures is related to the fact that they are always wet.[1] His essay “Wet and Dry: The Evil Eye” is a standard text on the subject.

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    June 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    He really does drive them insane, doesn’t he?

    With luck, by 2012 all conservative pundits will be driven so far around the bend that they’ll be unable to even speak English, and will be reduced to grunting and throwing their own droppings. Glen Beck is the canary in the coal mine here.

    -dms

  4. 4.

    Col. Klink

    June 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    I believe His Eminence, the Supreme Sultan Hussein of the Sublime Porte on the Potomac, has proven his mystical power to drive wingnuts totally off the deep end with a mere glance.

  5. 5.

    Warren Terra

    June 30, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I actually clicked through to read the story. It’s almost inconceivably thin on substance, but at the end the author promises that the story is “developing …”, so I guess that’s all right then.

  6. 6.

    Zifnab

    June 30, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    What? No siren?

  7. 7.

    Keith

    June 30, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    How the hell does this stay as the #1 headline all day long? And he isn’t even pretending its news by linking to Breitbart; it’s just one of his Drudge “flash” pages. WTF?

  8. 8.

    mcc

    June 30, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    What’s really interesting to me here is this huge multi-panel display, and in the upper left corner by it that leeetle tiny:

    MINN. SUPREME COURT: AL FRANKEN TO SENATE…
    SENATE DEMS TO PAWLENTY: CERTIFY HIM…

    Drudge knows his priorities.

  9. 9.

    Ash

    June 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    I don’t even understand what the fuck this is about? Pictures of him looking at people? HUH?

  10. 10.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    June 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    If Obama would just show us his birth certificate this would all go away, right?

  11. 11.

    slip

    June 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    remember, barry x. is always ahead of their game. any bets that he wears a hamsa?

  12. 12.

    Josh E.

    June 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Uh oh, a baleful eye! Jack Cashill was right!

    Or maybe it’s the “stink eye” Obama picked up in exotic unAmerican Hawaii.

  13. 13.

    Death By Mosquito Truck

    June 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I can actually do the evil eye and you can ask my kids, you do NOT want to be on the receiving end of it.

  14. 14.

    jenniebee

    June 30, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Not only does he have the “evil eye” but there are dolls in the White House that are rumored to be used for “voodoo.” Sasha refers to one of them as “Ken” – which Ken? Story developing…

  15. 15.

    jenniebee

    June 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    @Josh E.:

    Or maybe it’s the “stink eye” Obama picked up in exotic unAmerican Hawaii.

    That’s not the stink eye, his face is just like that. It’s just his face.

    And we didn’t want to go to prom with him anyway.

    /Juno

  16. 16.

    Col. Klink

    June 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    I just figured out what’s inside the Kaaba stone. It’s the birth certificate!

    Call Fox, I want my own show!

  17. 17.

    Punchy

    June 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Operation Positive Force

    What the hell was this? Granada?

    Sounds like a bunch of protons running around, or a Star Wars prequel.

  18. 18.

    JenJen

    June 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Wait…


    BEWARE THE OBAMA ‘EVIL EYE’
    Tue Jun 30 2009 07:43:56 ET

    As the summer begins, White House watchers have spotted a new look by President Obama: The Evil Eye!

    Staffers have joked about the menacing glance, which comes when the president meets with world leaders who are not aligned with his progressive view.

    White House photographers have captured the “evil eye” in recent weeks, during sessions with German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Colombia’s Alvaro Uribev.

    Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi got hit with the commander’s malocchio last week in the Oval office.

    And at least one White House reporter has been on the receiving end of the daggers during a press conference.

    Developing…

    Now, forgive me if I am a little rusty on my DrudgeSpeak, but that makes it sound as though, that isn’t Matt’s writing; this is an excerpt from a “piece” that might appear in the mainstream media tonight or tomorrow. If so, that’s going to be telling. Anyone have a Wednesday column due? Anyone?

  19. 19.

    JK

    June 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Developing… Matt Drudge is an asshole.

  20. 20.

    anonevent

    June 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @Death By Mosquito Truck: That’s a dad thing for sure. My wife keeps yelling at the kids to do what they’re told, but all it takes is a look from me. Annoys the hell out of her.

    Makes me wonder what dinner time is like at the White House.

  21. 21.

    Davis X. Machina

    June 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    …and will be reduced to grunting and throwing their own droppings

    When it comes to campaign strategy who needs Sun Tzu when you’ve got fling poo?

  22. 22.

    John Cole

    June 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    @Punchy: Mop-up operation for Desert Storm.

  23. 23.

    Bulworth

    June 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Well this sounds like a promising strategery for the Repubs.

  24. 24.

    John Cole

    June 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    @JenJen: Of course.

    If I had to go out on a limb, it would be someone from the Politico or Michael Scherer.

  25. 25.

    slag

    June 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    I have to say, I’m loving that Drudge put this up. Any time Chris Cillizza, Jake Tapper, or Mark Halperin wants to publicly slobber all over Drudge, I will, in the comments of their sites (or on Twitter), link to this very page for all to see. Over and over and over again.

    Assholes.

  26. 26.

    JenJen

    June 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    @John Cole: Right, because re-reading it, I’m thinking the punctuation (and only the punctuation) rules out Maureen Dowd or Gail Collins.

  27. 27.

    blogenfreude

    June 30, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: FTW

  28. 28.

    Punchy

    June 30, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    @John Cole: Boots and Coots-type stuff, eh? Got it. Why such the cheeseball moniker know I will not.

    Couldn’t one also refer to a staredown from the O as “getting the brown eye”? See, same thing, MUCH funnier.

  29. 29.

    Colette

    June 30, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    @anonevent:

    That’s a dad thing for sure.

    Nah, I think it depends on the parents – it seems to alternate genders and generations in my family (my grandfather, my mother, and my brother all have the stink-eye down pat). I have, however, developed a Mom Look that quells 6-year-old boys instantly, even when they’re not my own. It’s my husband who has to resort to yelling.

    I suspect Sasha’s alleged sassiness and Obama’s Look are interrelated phenomena.

  30. 30.

    jake 4 that 1

    June 30, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Pasty idiots all a-quiver because they think a brown dude is looking at them funny is not news.

    The only thing developing is that stain in Drudge’s pants.

  31. 31.

    SenyorDave

    June 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    How long before the mainstream wingnuts (I know it seems like a contradiction in terms, but you have to separate the obnoxious ones form the truly lunatic fringe – kind of like the difference between Bill O’Reilly and Glen Beck) start to make some watermelon and fried chicken remarks.

  32. 32.

    Betsy

    June 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    The “evil eye” has very specific connotations in the Muslim world.

    Also, common in Mexico. This will validate them – they knew he was an illegal, they just got the country wrong. And now he’s doubly dangerous – not just a secret muslim, but a mexican too! (Since they all know there’s no such thing as a Mexican who’s here *legitimately,* no matter what the Librul Media says.)

  33. 33.

    Xanthippas

    June 30, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    So Muslims will get this and the rest of us will be like “Huh?”

    BTW, the Cherokee also are not keen on the evil eye. So I guess this will drop Obama’s stock in the drudge following Cherokee community.

  34. 34.

    Davis X. Machina

    June 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    “Beware the Obama Evil Eye”

    If true, upon the successful completion of his second term, Pres. Obama can then go and teach middle school, where it’s the only thing that really works. That, and pepper spray, which for some reason the school board frowns on

  35. 35.

    MNPundit

    June 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    TPM LOVES to show pictures of the evil eye on their front page. Almost everytime they put an Obama picture up, he’s giving someone the evil eye.

    Also who the fuck cares if it has specific meaning in Muslim culture? It has a negative meaning in ANY culture.

  36. 36.

    Svensker

    June 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    The Arabs aren’t the only ones who have the Evil Eye. The Greeks do, too, as do most of the eastern Mediterranean countries. I have Puerto Rican friends who believe in it, as well.

    So it’s not necessarily a Muslim dog whistle. But then, it’s Drudge.

  37. 37.

    Da Bomb

    June 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    @Ash: I am with you on that. I was just thinking to myself, they are criticizing Obama looking at various people. WTF?

    But then I realize that is suppose to pass as journalism. And they wonder why our national newspapers and other forms of journalism are heading straight down the toilet.

  38. 38.

    Tom65

    June 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Uppity Negro in the White House! Developing….

  39. 39.

    IndieTarheel

    June 30, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @SenyorDave:

    the difference between Bill O’Reilly and Glen Beck

    A falafel fetish? They ARE foreign, after all…

  40. 40.

    Fern

    June 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    @Colette:

    Would not be surprised if Michelle Obama has also mastered that particular art form.

  41. 41.

    maya

    June 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Sheeeet! I have a cat who can give a deadlier look than that – at the dawg.

  42. 42.

    Josh Hueco

    June 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    OT but I just went over to Sully’s place and he’s gone Full Metal Palin again. WTF?

  43. 43.

    J.D. Rhoades

    June 30, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    ‘EE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

  44. 44.

    Cat Lady

    June 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Wingnuts apparently study Obama like the ancients searched the skies. Bush was so easy to get – he was just a flat out moran and as subtle as a turd. Dick “dick” Cheney was puppeteering from his bunker, so there was nothing to puzzle about, which lulled the wingnuts to sleep for 8 years, aroused occasionally for reflexive full arm salutes. Now, Obama’s every word is parsed, every image is scrutinized, every glance is laden with meaning, and they don’t understand that Obama has turned each one of them into a self parodying Rohrschach test for our unending amusement. The most ardent sufferer of Bush Derangement Syndrome came nowhere near to being this hysterical.

    Obama-fu is strong in this one.

  45. 45.

    Zandar

    June 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    You dare question the Sultan?

    HUSSEIN BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

  46. 46.

    ADM

    June 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    That “doofus eye” comment at the top is really, really, funny.

  47. 47.

    r€nato

    June 30, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Obama’s evil eye turned me into a newt!

    …I got better…

    (JD beat me to it…)

  48. 48.

    Adrienne

    June 30, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    @anonevent:

    That’s a dad thing for sure. My wife keeps yelling at the kids to do what they’re told, but all it takes is a look from me. Annoys the hell out of her.

    Nah it’s not a dad thing. My mother gave THE best evil eye – ever. I swear all it took was one look from that woman to instill the fear usually reserved for the wrath of God.

    EDIT: I don’t have children but I’ve tried my luck at the evil eye on my nieces. I gots it. My sister? Not so much. It drives her nuts :-)

  49. 49.

    r€nato

    June 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    @Svensker:

    my nonna had the evil eye as well…

  50. 50.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    June 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    @Adrienne: It’s a cat thing. Trust me.

    And yes, this Drudge thing is basically “Keep your eyes down, boy! Don’t you be lookin at me!”.

  51. 51.

    shelley matheis

    June 30, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    He really does drive them insane, doesn’t he

    Well, according to Limbaugh, it’s Obama’s fault that Gov. Sanford went AWOL to meet his online lover.
    Uh, but new reports, from Sanford himself, say he’s met with her many times before.
    Ooops/

  52. 52.

    oh really

    June 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    For some reason I clicked on the Drudge link. During my extremely brief visit, I saw the link to Rasmussen’s latest “Presidential Approval Index.”

    Leave it to Rasmussen to come up with an “index” that is specifically designed to make Obama look as unpopular as possible.

    Apparently, Americans who merely approve of the job Obama is doing don’t count. Only those who strongly approve. The same for disapproval. Of course we know that most Wingers are going to strongly disapprove of Obama no matter what he does — it’s not like Republicans are skilled at nuance.

    Of course, even Rasmussen has the number of people who approve of Obama’s job performance exceeding the number who disapprove by 8% (by far the lowest of the major pollsters), but only those who “strongly approve” are worth counting. Hence, the “Presidential Approval Index.” I’d be curious to see their questions: “Even though Barrack Hussein Obama is an avowed Muslim terrorist who wants to rape your daughter, do you approve of his job performance?”

    I’m going out on a limb here and speculating that if Obama’s numbers shifted and the number of strong disapprovals went way down, while the number of mild disapprovals went way up, Rasmussen would discovered the “Improved Presidential Approval Index” in which strong disapprovals and approvals would be discarded. Jeebus, don’t they even think it’s important to pretend anymore?

    I’d love to see Rasmussen’s “White Supremacist’s Presidential Approval Index” — it would be sooooo informative. I suppose a close approximation could be achieved by simply looking at nothing but Republicans.

    Things have really gone to hell, when even the pollsters are faking it.

  53. 53.

    Dr. Squid

    June 30, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    If he really wants to give the evil eye, he should go Full Metal Dio and use the horns as well.

  54. 54.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    June 30, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    @shelley matheis: The evil eye gives you retroactive powers.

    I heard that he caused the recession also by looking at it.

    It’s like some giant game of Wingnut Dungeons and Dragons.

  55. 55.

    Punchy

    June 30, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    And if, of course, he instead smiles at the foreign heads of state, Drudge excoriates him for not looking serious and giving them the evil eye they deserve……

  56. 56.

    ruemara

    June 30, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    My evil eye works on cats, kids, co-workers, bosses and guild members through my frickin’ avatar. Me and Presidente Hussein could blow things up if we had a stare off. Just look at who you’d like to quell as if drawing, quartering and deboning them would be a pleasant afternoon.

  57. 57.

    maya

    June 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Looks are telling. One of the biggest reasons I never trusted GWB from the beginning was because of that furtive side to side glance he would always give whenever he was up at a podium giving some speech. With those close set beady little eyes he looked like a kid about to boost some candy on aisle 9 at WalMart.

  58. 58.

    DanSmoot'sGhost

    June 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    The evil eye article just means one thing. Obama is beating his adversaries on every front.

    Also, Drudge just likes to fuck with people.

    Meh.

  59. 59.

    jl

    June 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Well, if their desperation drives them to make damn fools of themselves to 70% of the population, I say:

    Be my guest.
    Need any construction paper and paste?
    Would you like to know how to add blingee to a pic?
    Want an extra siren with that?
    How can I help?

    Lemme see:
    Looks like brutal Sanford meltdown that will make Clinton look like “innocent life” in comparison,
    Coleman and Pawlenty try to win poor political sportsmanship championship,
    Ensign’s ensign waving too much, with moneyscandal and payoffs attached,
    The GOP twitter revolution gets Hoekstra’d,
    GOP humor revealed to be racist jokes that were lame in the 1920s,
    Palin turning into an endless well of awful.

    I like it.

  60. 60.

    jl

    June 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    I wonder if Fox news will say that Coleman is a Democrat now?

  61. 61.

    RedKitten (formerly Krista - the Canadian one)

    June 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Would not be surprised if Michelle Obama has also mastered that particular art form.

    I bet she’s also perfected the raised-eyebrow look that says, “You better think twice before you do what you’re thinking of doing, my friend.”

    I’ve got to learn how to do those particular expressions — I’d much rather be able to resort to the evil eye rather than the yelling. Or is it one of those things that you either have or you don’t, like the ability to roll your tongue?

  62. 62.

    RedKitten (formerly Krista - the Canadian one)

    June 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    One of the biggest reasons I never trusted GWB from the beginning was because of that furtive side to side glance he would always give whenever he was up at a podium giving some speech. With those close set beady little eyes he looked like a kid about to boost some candy on aisle 9 at WalMart.

    Very, very astute. That’s EXACTLY what he looked like, but I could never put my finger on it before.

  63. 63.

    jl

    June 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    @RedKitten (formerly Krista – the Canadian one): Yeah… Michelle… I’m in wuv. Everyone will have some kind of crush on Michelle by the time this is over. Add that to the evil-eye voodoo curse mojo whatever.

    BTW: I agree. Obama is to slapped fly, as cheating Obama would be to righteously pissed off Michelle. Probably wouldn’t be a video clip, which is unfortunate.

  64. 64.

    Tsulagi

    June 30, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    The “evil eye” has very specific connotations in the Muslim world.

    Yeah. Is Drudge trying to say Obama is gay? There’s a story in the Qur’an about The Evil Eye.

    Long ago two Muslim dudes, Sahl and Amir, were out in the heat when Sahl decided to ghusl (ritual bathing). Watching, Amir had a gay moment while eyeing Sahl’s light skin and tan lines essentially saying “Holy shit you’re hot like a virgin!” Always thinking of virgins, aren’t they?

    Anyway, evil eyed, Sahl face plants. Mohammed (the Prophet one) shows up and after finding Amir asks “WTF were you doing coveting this guy’s body?” In lieu of Hail Marys, Mohammed told Amir to do wudu. Sahl recovered then he and Mohammed walked off leaving Amir behind. I’m thinking maybe someone else needed to wudu later.

    Virgins and gays, they’ll be the death of us.

  65. 65.

    drillfork

    June 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    I actually see this as progress for wingnuttia. I mean, one of them must have taken the time to research and learn some small thing about the Muslim world…

  66. 66.

    TenguPhule

    June 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    Why is Drudge even taken seriously anymore?

    This not only jumps the shark, it makes the shark get up and line dance in the john with Larry Craig.

  67. 67.

    jl

    June 30, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Jump into the shark?

    Maybe GOP are going after Greek-Americans next for their demographic salvation?

    Lotta Greeks in my neighborhood growing up. And the older ones are way into evil-eye superstition. Not sure about the younger generation.

  68. 68.

    Zifnab

    June 30, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Why is Drudge even taken seriously anymore?

    Why is the Daily Show doing some of the most in-depth and legitimate coverage of Iran, while the Colbert Report seems to be the only news organization still interested in Iraq?

    We live in interesting times. Interesting stupid times.

  69. 69.

    Leelee for Obama

    June 30, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: That’s two wins in one thread, Davis!

    I practically snotted on the screen, pardon the truthtelling.

  70. 70.

    David

    June 30, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    Michelle’s mean, mean scowl has already been examined by the Wingnuts:

    http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/2009/06/08/2-photos-2-women-2-worlds-open-monday-thread/

  71. 71.

    CalD

    June 30, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Evil eye. Ha!

    That’s nothing. I heard he can also fart lightening bolts.

  72. 72.

    ZIRGAR

    June 30, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Just his mere existence is an affront to conservatives so anything he actually does is also.

  73. 73.

    Ked

    June 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    What?

    What?!

    I mean, HUH?!?

    I mean… oh, never mind, I’ll get back to you when my head stops exploding.

    A record-setting 2.5 wingularity masses.

    Can someone send the men in white coats over Drudge’s way? Quicklike, before he collages again?

  74. 74.

    Maus

    June 30, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    I can’t wait for the inevitable WorldNetDaily article where they take his “powers” seriously.

  75. 75.

    A Mom Anon

    June 30, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    The evil demon debbil eye is an italian thing too,if memory serves.

    I love that the Obamas make them so crazy stoopid. All that’s left now is the gooey creamy crazy nougat center of the whole wingnut candy bar.

  76. 76.

    shelley matheis

    June 30, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    “Beware the Obama Evil Eye”

    Beware the jubjub bird and shun, the Frumioius Bandersnatch!

  77. 77.

    monkeyboy

    June 30, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    YouTube of evil eye baby.

  78. 78.

    steve s

    June 30, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    @Zifnab: Because those two shows aren’t written for retards?

  79. 79.

    steve s

    June 30, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Yeah. Is Drudge trying to say Obama is gay? There’s a story in the Qur’an about The Evil Eye.
    Long ago two Muslim dudes, Sahl and Amir, were out in the heat when Sahl decided to ghusl (ritual bathing). Watching, Amir had a gay moment while eyeing Sahl’s light skin and tan lines essentially saying “Holy shit you’re hot like a virgin!” Always thinking of virgins, aren’t they?
    Anyway, evil eyed, Sahl face plants. Mohammed (the Prophet one) shows up and after finding Amir asks “WTF were you doing coveting this guy’s body?” In lieu of Hail Marys, Mohammed told Amir to do wudu. Sahl recovered then he and Mohammed walked off leaving Amir behind. I’m thinking maybe someone else needed to wudu later.
    Virgins and gays, they’ll be the death of us.

    Dude! We’re supposed to be seekrit muslims. Yer givin’ it away.

  80. 80.

    Rosali

    June 30, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    @monkeyboy: @77

    Thank you for the Youtube. The little kid is adorable and funny.

  81. 81.

    Redshirt

    June 30, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    This just gets better and better.

    I Hoekstra, but for reals:

    JL Iran Supme Lead shown as fony so 2 Drudge by I story

  82. 82.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 30, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    @Josh Hueco: Vanity Fair just did a lengthy article on her, so that’s probably why.

    To me, that’s not an evil eye, that’s a come-hither look, but you know, evil is a big turn on for me. <== sarcasm.

    Michelle Obama wouldn’t even have to say a word. I bet she could out-stare the prez. Heh. I think this is the tipping point (for me) because all I can do is laugh madly. I don’t get the least bit upset. It’s like the last time I saw Limbaugh on Keith’s show. Rush was sweating like a pig, plucking feverishly at his shirt and sputtering his nonsense. I busted out laughing, and I haven’t stopped.

  83. 83.

    Joe Max

    June 30, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    I have, however, developed a Mom Look that quells 6-year-old boys instantly, even when they’re not my own. It’s my husband who has to resort to yelling.

    Same situation here. My wife has the gaze that, if looks could maim, the victims would leave in a basket.

    Me, I’m the good cop…

  84. 84.

    SIA aka ScreamingInAtlanta

    June 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    @David: Eeeww. Couldn’t view the photo but made the mistake of reading the comments. Don’t go there.

  85. 85.

    BruceFromOhio

    June 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    @ruemara:

    Just look at who you’d like to quell as if drawing, quartering and deboning them would be a pleasant afternoon.

    Reminds me of that Palin interview with the turkeys.

  86. 86.

    BruceFromOhio

    June 30, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Michelle Obama wouldn’t even have to say a word. I bet she could out-stare the prez.

    That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

  87. 87.

    gwangung

    June 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Michelle Obama is a formidable women. Compared to her, Rush and the rest of the wingnuts have got to be a piece of cake…

  88. 88.

    anonevent

    June 30, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    @Adrienne: And to everyone else, I stand corrected. Around my friends, it’s the dad’s who have the stare. A lot of reason seems to be that we don’t get angry over everything, but when we do, the kids know to watch out. The mom’s around here fuss over everything.

  89. 89.

    Zuzu's Petals

    June 30, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Shorter Drudge

  90. 90.

    Bill Arnold

    June 30, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    never trusted GWB from the beginning was because of that furtive side to side glance he would always give whenever he was up at a podium giving some speech.

    It took him years to learn how to use the teleprompter.

  91. 91.

    Bad Horse's Filly

    June 30, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    This just in: Beware The Tunch Evil Eye….developing

    When I moved from the midwest to Bean Town, I looked 16 and naive. A friend taught me how to perfect a look guaranteed to stop any advances on the T. I no longer look 16, but boy has that look come in handy over the years.

  92. 92.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 30, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: Heh. Very funny.

    @gwangung: So true! Obama must laugh inside every time one of the clowns get going.

    @Bad Horse’s Filly: Man. Now that is an evil eye.

  93. 93.

    KaffeeMeister

    June 30, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    President Obama should just admit that he’s the son of Cthulu, and that his birth certificate is non-existent. That should throw some of those bible thumpers for a loop. It would also do a bit of improving the reputation of Cthulu.

  94. 94.

    KaffeeMeister

    June 30, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    President Obama should just admit that he’s the son of Cthulu, and that his birth certificate is non-existent.
    That should throw some of those bible thumpers for a loop. It would also do a bit of improving of the reputation of Cthulu.

  95. 95.

    Porlock Hussein Junior

    July 1, 2009 at 12:54 am

    @Tsulagi, #64:
    Thanks for the story; but isn’t that the Haditha rather than the Koran? (I exercise the privilege of the ancient in spelling it as it was spelled for the first 50-some years that I saw the word.) It’s the collected sayings of the Prophet rather than the actual Scripture, and officially less official, I think, though still official enough for a lot to be based on it — including the prohbition on alcohol, according to what I’ve read.

  96. 96.

    Porlock Hussein Junior

    July 1, 2009 at 1:10 am

    I can’t hear of the Evil Eye without thinking of the first context I saw it in: Evil-Eye Fleegle,
    an occasional character in Li’l Abner when I was about 7 or 8. At one point he was employed as a major-league pitcher and put his skills to use applying the double whammy to a slugger. I believe Dennis Eckersley is his bastard son.

  97. 97.

    va

    July 1, 2009 at 1:31 am

    Obama’s a closet Italian? An agent of Berlusconi? …You’d think the wingnuts would be OK with that.

  98. 98.

    Wile E. Quixote

    July 1, 2009 at 1:51 am

    And since dread Cthulhu was mentioned I have to post these.

    Who Will Be Eaten First? in which Jack T. Chick warns us about the coming of the elder gods.

    Galactus is Coming! in which Stan Lee and Jack T. Chick collaborate on a tract to warn about the coming of Galactus and how he can be propitiated by purchasing Marvel comics.

    You may now go back to your regularly scheduled thread in which we discussed how President Obama is not only a seekrit Muslim soshulist but is also a seekrit Muslim soshulist with the Evil Eye™!

    P.S. Do not taunt Happy Fun Evil Eye.

  99. 99.

    Jamie

    July 1, 2009 at 4:51 am

    Clearly Obama’s only option at this point is to open his next press conference with ZA WARUDO.

  100. 100.

    over_educated

    July 1, 2009 at 7:40 am

    I’m sure they are just upset that nowadays a black man has the gall to look white people directly in the face. It’s shocking.

  101. 101.

    Xenos

    July 1, 2009 at 9:50 am

    @Svensker: It is really a mediterranean thing. There are some analogues in African witchcraft beliefs, too, where jealous people are thought to cause (quite unintentionally) illness and injury to the people and things they covet.

    My wife has it. She claims she once caused a nice sports car, cruising through the Greek countryside, to stall out. Once she had gone through the ritual spitting and praying to remove the bad juju the car started right up and cruised away.

  102. 102.

    Marie Devine

    July 1, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Proverbs 26:28 “A lying tongue hates those that are afflicted by it; and a flattering mouth works ruin.”

    Proverbs 14:15 “The simple believe every word: but the prudent man looks well to his going.”

    Proverbs 17:4 “A wicked doer gives heed to false lips; and a liar gives ear to a naughty tongue.”

    Proverbs 29:27 “An unjust man is an abomination to the just; and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked.”

    Proverbs 17:15 “He that justifies the wicked, and he that condemns the just, even they both are abomination to the LORD.”

    Proverbs 29:16 “When the wicked are multiplied, transgression increases: but the righteous shall see their fall.”

  103. 103.

    Marie Devine

    July 1, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Proverbs 26:28 “A lying tongue hates those that are afflicted by it; and a flattering mouth works ruin.”

    Proverbs 14:15 “The simple believe every word: but the prudent man looks well to his going.”

    Proverbs 17:4 “A wicked doer gives heed to false lips; and a liar gives ear to a naughty tongue.”

    Proverbs 29:27 “An unjust man is an abomination to the just; and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked.”

    Proverbs 17:15 “He that justifies the wicked, and he that condemns the just, even they both are abomination to the LORD.”

    Proverbs 29:16 “When the wicked are multiplied, transgression increases: but the righteous shall see their fall.”

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