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C Street

by DougJ|  June 26, 20098:06 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

One of the things from the Sanford presser that I didn’t understand at the time was his mention of C Street. The AP had a piece about C Street a few years ago:

Six members of Congress live in a $1.1 million Capitol Hill town house that is subsidized by a secretive religious organization, tax records show.

The lawmakers, all Christians, pay low rent to live in the stately red brick, three-story house on C Street, two blocks from the Capitol. It is maintained by a group alternately known as the “Fellowship” and the “Foundation” and brings together world leaders and elected officials through religion.

[….]

The six lawmakers—Reps. Zach Wamp, R-Tenn.; Bart Stupak, D-Mich.; Jim DeMint, R-S.C.; Mike Doyle, D-Pa.; and Sens. John Ensign, R-Nev. and Sam Brownback, R-Kan.—live in private rooms upstairs.

Rent is $600 a month, DeMint said.

What a scam. A bunch of hypocrites getting their rent subsidized by some bogus nonprofit.

Here’s a bit more from the Post:

Although Sanford visited the house, there is no indication that he was ever a resident; when he was in Congress from 1995 to 2000, the parsimonious lawmaker was famous for forgoing his housing allowance and bunking in his Capitol Hill office. But it is not uncommon for residents to invite fellow congressmen to the home for spiritual bonding. There, Sanford enjoyed a kind of alumnus status. Richard Carver, president of the Fellowship Foundation, said, “I don’t think it’s intended to have someone from South Carolina get counseling there.” But he posited that Sanford turned to C Street “because he built a relationship with people who live in the house.”

[….]

The house’s residents mostly adhere to a code of silence about the place, seldom discussing it publicly, lending an aura of mystery to what happens inside and a hint of conspiratorial speculation. In a town where everyone talks about everything, the residents have managed largely to keep such a refuge to themselves and their friends. On a street mostly occupied by Hill staffers and professionals in their 20s and early 30s, some of the Democratic staffers nicknamed it “the Prayer House.” On summer evenings, the congressmen would sometimes sit out front smoking cigars and chatting, but what went on inside stayed inside.

Who would Jesus get to pay his rent?

If it were up to me, I would audit these fuckers.

Update. Here’s a longer article about the group that funds this, from Harper’s.

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The Last Social Safety Net

by Anne Laurie|  June 25, 200910:45 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Politics

Between the comments on the ‘Rethinking Retirement’ post this morning, and the ‘Say What’/gay-marriage comments this evening… it occurs to me that for a lot of Americans, marriage has become the last social safety net. The heavy hand of tradition — I’m talking law, not religion, because the ‘religious’ component to marriage has been secondary to its political ramifications for at least the past several centuries — has ensured that a married couple have a boatload of “rights” and privileges not available outside that state-sanctioned status. And many of those rights, in our capitalist culture, involve money, or rather some form of ‘safety net’ to protect the partners inside a marriage from the dire effects of not having money. Married people get tax breaks just for being married, but these days the real bonus to signing the government’s paper is that married people can get covered under each other’s health plans, contribute to each other’s retirement programs, and inherit not only physical assets but “survivor rights” to each other’s pensions and Social Security.

Right now, I’m not employed, but we’re surviving because my Spousal Unit *is* — and praise goddess his company has a group insurance plan, because otherwise I’d probably be uninsurable, at least at a price we could afford. For a few years, he had been unemployed, and we got by on my (much lower) salary, my company-sponsored group health insurance, and by gutting our miniscule 401(k)s. (And I don’t even want to think about where we’d be if we had kids, of course. There have been very few days over the last 8 to 10 years when I didn’t think, ‘At least we don’t have kids to worry about.’) It seems like there are quite a few fellow BJ-ers who are in the same situation… making it, if only by the skin of our teeth, because we have the advantage of patching together our spotty part-time, contract-based, on-and-off “careers” plus the government- and corporate-sponsored tax / benefit advantages (limited as they are).

Given this situation, is it really that surprising that suddenly (/snark) gay couples are very publicly demanding access to the last American safety net?

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 25, 20098:56 pm| 216 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Off the Wall or Thriller?

*** Update ***

There is no point in trying to be funny on the intertrons when the master still breathes.

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Say What?

by John Cole|  June 25, 20097:56 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Sullivan gives this Mike Potemra quote a “Yglesias Award” nomination, which is given to “writers, politicians, columnists or pundits who actually criticize their own side, make enemies among political allies, and generally risk something for the sake of saying what they believe.” The quote:

“As someone who favors gay marriage, I think this Sanford scandal underscores a central truth. The anti-gay-marriage forces are stuck making a slippery-slope argument when, in fact, we’re already at the bottom of the slippery slope. Here’s a guy, Sanford, who has not just not a moral and religious incentive to keep his marriage vows, but also a political-survival incentive. Yet the public sense of the sacredness of marriage has declined to the point that even he couldn’t do it. How much more could this institution be eviscerated, by letting a tiny, tiny minority of same-sexers join it? (Gays are a small fraction of the population, and the percentage of them who want to get married is a small fraction of the small fraction. The issue is, as the lawyers say, de minimis.)”

We’ll call this the “What’s another torpedo in a sinking ship?” approach. He still is claiming that allowing gays to marry will “eviscerate” the institution of marriage, all he is claiming is that it won’t be by much. I reject that. I think letting people who love each other enter into marriage strengthens the institution. And it doesn’t matter if they are gay or straight.

*** Update ***

Mike writes in:

I’m not saying gay marriage will eviscerate marriage. As a supporter of gay marriage, I was confronting one of the arguments against it by asking a rhetorical question. I was pointing out that the consequences some fear will result from gay marriage have already in fact happened, so they do not constitute a strong argument against gay marriage.

Fair enough.

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Détente

by John Cole|  June 25, 20097:37 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging

100% not posed:

I turned around and there it was. Thank goodness the camera had charged batteries and was right next to the computer, so I did not need to move.

I like how they are exploring all the space of the futon. You can still see a pile of furmination remnants in between them. They are using it as a border, I think.

And I hate posting this, because I know you pricks are going to pick on Tunch’s not-so-girlish figure and that will upset me.

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The king of pop is dead

by DougJ|  June 25, 20096:48 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Music

When I was 14, my aunt gave me a tape of “Thriller” for my confirmation. I know every song on the record and still think that “Billie Jean” may be the best pop R&B song ever, a perfect mix of bravado, anxiety, and danceability. Ta-Nehisi Coates had a great post about Michael Jackson last week with some great video.

When you listen to innocence of the early Jackson 5 stuff and think of how oddly his life ended up, it’s pretty sad.

(link)

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 25, 20094:09 pm| 111 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’ve had enough of this crap. I’m out to play with the dog. Behave.

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