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This Should Be Good

by John Cole|  July 10, 20091:07 pm| 48 Comments

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For those of you who need a laugh, Mike Pence is about to appear on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Livestream here.

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  1. 1.

    cleek

    July 10, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    listen to Rush?

    fuck that.

    i’ll get a bleach and fiberglass enema, instead.

  2. 2.

    SpotWeld

    July 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Man..

    Some of us just ate.

  3. 3.

    gbear

    July 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    For the pet lovers here, MPR has a call-in, email-in show about pet care on right now (12:00-1:00 central)

    MUCH better than Rush.

  4. 4.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    July 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    One hundred new nuclear plants in 20 years! Yipeeeeeeeeeee

    Obama, Pelosi and the Democrats are really, really mean!

    Where is the fucking cheese with that whine?

  5. 5.

    Comrade Jake

    July 10, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I could only stomach a few minutes. Reminds me of a quote, I can’t quite remember it… oh yeah:

    “It’s almost like these people take pride in being ignorant.”

  6. 6.

    The Moar You Know

    July 10, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    One hundred new nuclear plants in 20 years!

    I am 100% for this, and would be totally all for it if we had the engineering skill base to build them, the infrastructure to maintain and supply them, and people educated enough to run them safely.

    Sadly, we have none of those things. Maybe we can import them from France and other countries that decided that being prepared for the End of Oil would be a good idea.

  7. 7.

    Demo Woman

    July 10, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Did I miss Mike Pence? Now they are talking about smoking in the military. We already covered that this morning.

  8. 8.

    peach flavored shampoo

    July 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I am 100% for this, and would be totally all for it if we had the engineering skill base to build them, the infrastructure to maintain and supply them, and people educated enough to run them safely.

    But didn’t Reid scuttle the Yucca Mountain project? Where does all this waste go?

  9. 9.

    Comrade Jake

    July 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    There seems to be this widely-accepted notion that Nancy Pelosi is hated by the vast majority of Americans, and if they can just get people to think of it as the “Nancy Pelosi recession”, they win. These people are simply not particularly bright.

  10. 10.

    John PM

    July 10, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    That word, “good,” I do not think it means what you think it means.

  11. 11.

    steve s

    July 10, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Are they having a Who Can Say The Dumbest Thing? national championship, or something?

  12. 12.

    inkadu

    July 10, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    @The Moar You Know: I have a friend who is working on designing six atomic plants in the next ten years… for China.

    So at least we have the engineering base.

    Unfortunately, what we will never have is the regulations to keep the plants safe.

  13. 13.

    JenJen

    July 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Do. Not. Want.

    But please tell us what was said later. :-)

  14. 14.

    Dork

    July 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    I have a friend who is working on designing six atomic plants in the next ten years… for China.

    I bet they will grow some awesome weed! The whole joint will glow!

  15. 15.

    Keith

    July 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    On a more outrageous note, anyone else catch the Washington Monthly post about the Texas schoolboard re: civil rights leaders’ prominence in textbooks?
    The part that had me hit the roof (being a resident of the state) was this:

    Barton, a former vice chairman of the Texas Republican Party, said that because the U.S. is a republic rather than a democracy, the proper adjective for identifying U.S. values and processes should be “republican” rather than “democratic.” That means social studies books should discuss “republican” values in the U.S., his report said.

    Remember, these are the same folks who freak out over alleged liberal doctrination in college.

  16. 16.

    blahblahblah

    July 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    This seems to have turned into an open thread, so here goes some youtube awesomeness:

    Radio Controlled Airplanes, Nose Cameras, and FIREWORKS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBn1h0x-37E

    That’s a whole lot of stupid fun go’n on there.

  17. 17.

    JK

    July 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    OT

    Witness List for Sotomayor Hearings

    Majority Witnesses

    Michael Bloomberg, Mayor, City of New York
    Chuck Canterbury, National President, Fraternal Order of Police
    David Cone, former Major League Baseball pitcher
    JoAnne A. Epps, Dean, Temple University Beasley School of Law, on behalf of the National Association of Women Lawyers
    Louis Freeh, former Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation
    Michael J. Garcia, former U.S. Attorney, Southern District of New York
    Wade Henderson, President and CEO of the Leadership Conference on Civil Rights
    Patricia Hynes, President, New York City Bar Association
    Dustin McDaniel, Attorney General, State of Arkansas
    Robert Morgenthau, former District Attorney, New York County, New York
    Ramona Romero, National President, Hispanic National Bar Association
    Congressman Jose E. Serrano, New York 16th District
    Theodore M. Shaw, Professor, Columbia Law School
    Kate Stith, Lafayette S. Foster Professor of Law, Yale Law School
    Congresswoman Nydia Velázquez, Chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

    Minority Witnesses

    Linda Chavez, President, Center for Equal Opportunity
    Sandy Froman, Esq., Former President, National Rifle Association of America
    Dr. Stephen Halbrook, Attorney
    Tim Jeffries, Founder, P7 Enterprises
    Peter Kirsanow, Commissioner, U.S. Commission on Civil Rights
    David Kopel, Esq., Independence Institute
    John McGinnis, Professor, Northwestern University School of Law
    Neomi Rao, Professor, George Mason University School of Law
    Frank Ricci, Director of Fire Services, ConnectiCOSH (Connecticut Council on Occupational Safety and Health)
    David Rivkin, Esq., Partner, Baker Hostetler
    Nick Rosenkranz, Professor, Georgetown University School of Law
    Ilya Somin, Professor, George Mason University School of Law
    Lieutenant Ben Vargas, New Haven Fire Department
    Dr. Charmaine Yoest, Americans United for Life

    h/t http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/2009/07/sotomayor-hearings-the-witnesses.php?ref=fpb

  18. 18.

    JK

    July 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    OT WTF

    The federal government’s most secure prison has determined two books written by President Barack Obama contain material “potentially detrimental to national security” and rejected an inmate’s request to read them. Ahmed Omar Abu Ali is serving a 30-year sentence at the federal supermax prison in Florence for joining al-Qaida and plotting to assassinate then-President George W. Bush. Last year, Abu Ali requested two books written by Obama: “Dreams from My Father” and “The Audacity of Hope.” But prison officials, citing guidance from the FBI, determined that passages in both books contain information that could damage national security.

    h/t http://www.denverpost.com/commented/ci_12801164?source=commented-

  19. 19.

    freelancer

    July 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Reminds me of a quote, I can’t quite remember it… oh yeah:
    “It’s almost like these people take pride in being ignorant.”

    That’d be elitist, Fascist, incompetent Hitler-bama

    The AM Radio Circus Clowns are dumber than Stanley Stupid.

  20. 20.

    Dennis-SGMM

    July 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    @blahblahblah:
    LOL! I miss unsafe and insane fireworks (CA resident).

  21. 21.

    The Moar You Know

    July 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    @blahblahblah: That is the single best thing I have ever seen in my life.

  22. 22.

    Ash

    July 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    @JK: Why the fuck is some hack from the NRA testifying? UGH.

  23. 23.

    geg6

    July 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    @The Grand Panjandrum:

    One hundred new nuclear plants in 20 years! Yipeeeeeeeeeee

    That reminds me. My local County Emergency Management sent me a letter the other day to remind me to pick up my new supply of iodine pills. The ones we picked up in 2003 have expired effectiveness dates.

    Love having that nuke in my backyard!

  24. 24.

    slag

    July 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    For those of you who need a laugh, Mike Pence is about to appear on the Rush Limbaugh show.

    You have an incredibly morbid sense of humor.

  25. 25.

    geg6

    July 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    I somehow doubt you would be if you had one in your backyard.

  26. 26.

    Gus

    July 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    What the hell is David Cone doing on that list?

  27. 27.

    Bostondreams

    July 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    OT, but did you know that Cesar Chavez, Thurgood Marshall, and Anne Hutchinson were not significant figures in American history?

    Texas social conservatives are trying to make social studies teachers insane.

  28. 28.

    General Winfield Stuck

    July 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    @Gus:

    Sotomayor saved baseball of course, ending the 95 strike with a court order siding with players. She gets my vote just for that.

  29. 29.

    anonevent

    July 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Waiting for PaulL to show up complaining about how liberals didn’t throw a fit when Richard Clarke showed up on the Rachel Maddow show, or some dumb shit like that.

  30. 30.

    valdivia

    July 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    totally OT but have you guys seen this cr**?

    http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/7/10/752031/-*UPDATE-II*-Free-Republic-Pulls-*then-Restores*-Thread-Bashing-Malia-Obama;-FR-Responds

    and they have the ingenuity to complain about the unique abuse Palin’s familiy gets?

  31. 31.

    Gus

    July 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Ah, yes. David Cone was the Yankee player rep. I forgot about that. Thanks, General Winfield Stuck!

  32. 32.

    JK

    July 10, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    @Gus:

    Deleted post as Winfield Stuck answered Gus’s question.

  33. 33.

    arguingwithsignposts

    July 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Minority Witnesses

    Linda Chavez, President, Center for Equal Opportunity

    Sort of like Rick Santorum and the Center for Ethics and Policy, i don’t think that word means what she thinks it means.

  34. 34.

    JK

    July 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    OT

    IG Report on Warrantless Surveillance
    http://www.fas.org/irp/eprint/psp.pdf

  35. 35.

    JK

    July 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    On a hunch, I reviewed online lists of all the men and women who’ve been elected governor of their state since the year 1900. Pored over them for a few hours. Over 1200 politicians have taken that first-term oath of office. Some soon died in office. Many resigned to accept other positions in government, including Spiro Agnew who was ‘tapped’ by Nixon after being the Governor of Maryland for about five minutes. On a handful of occasions, a first-termer was dragged off to the slammer or impeached. One was incapacitated by a nervous breakdown and one left just as impeachment came knocking on his door. So — how many out of over 1200 just up and quit before the end of their term?
    Three: Jim McGreevy, Eliot Spitzer and Sarah Palin

    h/t http://www.themudflats.net/2009/07/09/first-term-quitters-hall-of-fame/

  36. 36.

    Tom

    July 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I am 100% for this, and would be totally all for it if…

    (best Butthead voice) Uh…

  37. 37.

    Punchy

    July 10, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    @Bostondreams: Ha ha! Holy shit! Look at this winner:

    Barton, a former vice chairman of the Texas Republican Party, said that because the U.S. is a republic rather than a democracy, the proper adjective for identifying U.S. values and processes should be “republican” rather than “democratic.” That means social studies books should discuss “republican” values in the U.S., his report said.

    Oh fucking christ, is this quality wingnut.

  38. 38.

    linda

    July 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    i just can’t… i will rely on other brave and far more tolerant souls for the recap.

  39. 39.

    A Mom Anon

    July 10, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    @Bostondreams:

    Jesus Christ on a dancing pole. Don’t these morons realize that they’re crippling their kids’ future by depriving them of an actual educaton?

    If these buffoons hate the public schools so much,there are a metric asston of churches they can use to start their own schools. I’m sure most churches would love the revenue a school could produce. They’ve got no business dumbing things down for the rest of us who are fighting to give our kids a decent education. I live in GA,I have to add to my son’s classroom materials all the time because the textbooks suck and it’s hit or miss as far as his teachers go. Hell,I just found out(because foolishly I took it for granted he knew)that my kid has not been taught why the 4th of July is celebrated. So I had to get out my history books and do a little online research so he could find out.

    I really hate these people. It’s one thing to be stupid,but don’t take pride in it and try to spread the disease to my kid. Gah!

  40. 40.

    geg6

    July 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Has anyone read the TPM article re: Ensign’s pitifulness? Fracking hilarious. Worse than an adolescent.

    http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/07/hampton_religious_buddies_drove_ensign_to_fedex_to.php?ref=fpa

    That said, I think I’m gonna have to pick up the book “The Family.” It’s all sounding so weird and cultlike, but ridiculously powerful. I need to know more.

    Just an OT note about reading since I mentioned reading. I just started “Bloggers On The Bus.” And I’m devouring it like candy. I’ll be done with it by Sunday at the latest because I’m totally hooked. Highly recommended. Sadly, only one mention of our Mr. Cole (pg. 120 re: the primary fight):

    “What a contemptible wretch Sen. Clinton has turned out to be,” wrote the pro-Obama blogger John Cole at Balloon Juice. “What an asshole.”

    Short, but succinct and totally in character. ;-)

  41. 41.

    Dreggas

    July 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    @JK:

    I heard Ricci was out, turns out he sued the same fire department for discrimination several years ago.

  42. 42.

    Bender

    July 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    The Fascist Party is back at it:

    H.R.1966

    a) Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication, with the intent to coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person, using electronic means to support severe, repeated, and hostile behavior, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

    ‘(b) As used in this section-

    ‘(1) the term ‘communication’ means the electronic transmission, between or among points specified by the user, of information of the user’s choosing, without change in the form or content of the information as sent and received;

    ‘(2) the term ‘electronic means’ means any equipment dependent on electrical power to access an information service, including email, instant messaging, blogs, websites, telephones, and text messages.’.

    This bill would make it a felony to be mean to someone on a blog or Facebook. It would be the end of blogging as we know it. For example, I could no longer point out that amateur gynocologist Andi S. clearly suffers from AIDS-related dementia! LA Times “journalists” could no longer blog that they hope old Republicans die before the next election! I don’t want to live in a world like that…do you?

    The Free Speech Chillers:

    Rep. Linda Sánchez [D, CA-39]
    and 14 Co-Sponsors

    * Rep. Timothy Bishop [D, NY-1]
    * Rep. Bruce Braley [D, IA-1]
    * Rep. Lois Capps [D, CA-23]
    * Rep. William Clay [D, MO-1]
    * Rep. Joe Courtney [D, CT-2]
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    * Rep. Lucille Roybal-Allard [D, CA-34]
    * Rep. John Sarbanes [D, MD-3]
    * Rep. John Yarmuth [D, KY-3]

  43. 43.

    General Winfield Stuck

    July 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Worst kind of knee jerk legislation. I think this was spawned by the My Space teenager who committed suicide when a grown woman harassed her posing as another teenager. And probably a few other cases.

    If it passes I guess we’ll need to be nicer to our trolls.

  44. 44.

    Betsy

    July 10, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    @A Mom Anon:
    Srsly??? I would have thought that the hist of Independence Day would be prominent even in a conservative curriculum!

    Anyway, that stuff in Texas makes my brain huuurrrttt. I’m from Texas and I’m a historian, so reading that was like having my eyelashes pulled out slowly. The thing that kills me is this: we don’t *not* teach about people who did stuff we disagree with; we don’t try to erase important defenders of slavery from the history books, for example. Even if you think Chavez was terrible, he still *existed.* It’s like they’re afraid that simply acknowledging that left wing activists existed in America will somehow taint the students’ minds.

  45. 45.

    Bad Horse's Filly

    July 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    @The Moar You Know: I didn’t listen, but found it interesting that this thread dovetailed into information I was just reading (in a chemistry textbook no less):

    Even when we consider the issues of the safety of nuclear power and the waste it produces, the fourth problem – the economic cost of nuclear energy – may be the most significant restraint to commercial production of electricity….At the current rate of energy production (we) would exhaust the world’s supply of inexpensive fissionable fuel in 50 years.

    They go on to talk about how expensive it would become to use more expensive fuels and add to that the cost of building the plants. They were neither pro or con nuclear, they just outlined the issues around both arguments.

  46. 46.

    PGE

    July 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    If it passes I guess we’ll need to be nicer to our trolls.

    And the entire left wing of the blogosphere will have to be nicer to Kaus.

  47. 47.

    Anne Laurie

    July 10, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    Don’t these morons realize that they’re crippling their kids’ future by depriving them of an actual educaton?

    Seriously? I sometimes wonder how many of these “For-the-Children” conservatives actually hate / resent / despise non-rhetorical live children, including their own. Sure, they love the idea of children, at least insofar as that golden archetype of purity & innocence gives them a weapon to beat the reality-based community with — but actual kids? With all their whining, needy, boring demands for time, and attention, and breathable air, and expensive education that will just enable them to talk back and demand still more DFH crap… not so much. I’ve met a couple of libertarians who actually said they didn’t want their kids to have it “better” than they did, on the grounds that “rationality” meant not giving up any advantage however slight even to one’s own offspring. The Conservapedia anti-intellectuals act out this kind of “rationality” even as they pretend they LUUUV the next generation, as long as ‘love’ is defined as ‘just as dumb, mean, craven, and narrow-minded as their parents’.

  48. 48.

    Political Pragmatist

    July 11, 2009 at 10:48 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    The Conservapedia anti-intellectuals act out this kind of “rationality” even as they pretend they LUUUV the next generation, as long as ‘love’ is defined as ‘just as dumb, mean, craven, and narrow-minded as their parents’.

    That is seriously, utterly, completely depressing. That it’s true is beyond the pale. We are doomed as a species.

    “I have only been disappointed in three things: the Church, the State, and the species.” George Carlin

    Imagine all three in government.

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