WURZELBACHER: For Pelosi to write about us bein’ un-American and disprespectful — I’ll tell ya what: I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt. They want me to be respectful toward them? Please!…You know, I’m not the most civilized person: Those kind of people, I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em.
Palin/Joe the Plumber 2012!
ominira
So…Joe the Plumber plans to beat the living tar out of Nancy Pelosi? While her secret service detail watches perhaps? That should be fun. Seriously, could you please stop giving that idiot airtime? He doesn’t need any additional blog coverage.
The Moar You Know
But at least he’s no longer a liar.
Joshua Norton
Is he talking about those wild and crazy Bushies again?
Blogger please.
matoko_chan
The excellent thing about Sarah (When Facebookers Attack) Palin is thatthis means she will be running for 2012…shooot…..she has already started..
Mebbe Obama excised the death panels to encourage her to run?
that is illin’.
RSA
I think there are places on Earth (perhaps Somalia?) where political discourse actually does work this way. I suspect Joe the Plumber wouldn’t last long there, despite being in his own fantasy world.
matoko_chan
The excellent thing about Sarah (When Facebookers Attack) Palin is that this means she will be running for 2012…shoot…..she has already started..
Mebbe Obama excised the death panels to encourage her to run?
now that is ill.
Sentient Puddle
I don’t think this quite reaches the level of cognitive dissonance of Sarah Palin not quitting but quitting because she wanted to make a statement about media attacks on her family, but certainly the same ballpark, no?
General Winfield Stuck
That Joe
Master at self promotion.
Zandar
Beating the tar out of San Fran Nan is not violence. It’s a “teachable moment.” As in “I’m gonna teach that &#$^%@ a thing or two with the back of my hand.”
Many Republican voters can relate to this.
dom
Or you can try protesting against healthcare reform with some SEIU thugs present and, you know, actually DO get beat down.
The Grand Panjandrum
It could be a fist fight at the 2012 GOP convention if the Christian God starts talking to some of these folks:
More proof the FSM loves us and wants us to be happy.
Rob in Denver
Who still has a woodshed in suburban Toledo these days?
norbizness
At some point before hitting publish, do you ever stop and say “come on, nobody could possibly be interested in this warmed-over nonsense”?
Notorious P.A.T.
“I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt. ”
You mean like someone who claims to be a plumber but isn’t?
The Moar You Know
@dom: You call that a beatdown? Hell, me and my buddies back in elementary school used to do worse than that to each other every day.
I guess it’s really true what they say about Republicans; they’re all crybabies.
John S.
No doubt.
Every wingnut I have ever known turned out to be all hat and no cattle when it came to displays of machismo. They are the most loudmouthed, obnoxious assholes that will turn, flee and cry “victim” when push comes to shove.
Real “tough guys” don’t have to constantly talk tough or talk about being tough. They just are.
Notorious P.A.T.
“Or you can try protesting against healthcare reform with some SEIU thugs present and, you know, actually DO get beat down.”
Which has happened where?
Da Bomb
All i hear in the background, is a the Beverly Hillbillies theme and the screeching howls of HEE-HAW.
wasabi gasp
If only I didn’t have to go out now and buy new tights for my interpretive dance class, I’d totally kick his ass.
Legalize
The fact that anyone reports on the musings of this shit-for-brains is illustrative of the premise that we get the country we deserve.
Roger Moore
@dom:
Fixt.
Joshua
More like Joe the Internet Tough Guy, amirite?
Cain
“I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt. ”
Like George Bush?
cain
Notorious P.A.T.
Here is what teabagger morons consider a “beat down” by “union thugs”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3aTQt1XEWY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmediamatters.org%2Fblog%2F200908080004&feature=player_embedded#t=33
Look out for the woman with the cane! ! !
Idiots.
Notorious P.A.T.
@Joshua:
LOL that’s hilarious
Paul L.
@The Moar You Know:
@dom: You call that a beatdown? Hell, me and my buddies back in elementary school used to do worse than that to each other every day.
I guess it’s really true what they say about Republicans; they’re all crybabies.
Is that why progressives wanted to “Free the Jena 6” and made excuses for their actions?
After all they only sucker punched and kicked the crap out of the guy. But They only kicked the guy with sneakers and he was able to attend the prom later that night.
JK
John,
It’s great to have you back. Doug, Tim, and Annie did a wonderful job in your absence.
I greatly respect your opinion, but I’ll stick with Palin/Bachmann 2012 – The Dimmer Sisters
ellie
Suddenly the guy is talking all country? He’s from Toledo. Not at all country. What a phony asshole.
PaminBB
I had the same thought as Rob in Denver – he’s got a woodshed? Really? And he has regularly taken people out behind them and “beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em”?
“Joe” seems to have a very active if rather sick fantasy life.
Notorious P.A.T.
“he was able to attend the prom later that night”
And yet some people got mad when those six kids were charged with attempted second-degree murder! So touchy!
Anne Laurie
@John S.:
Bingo. In the working-class Bronx neighborhood where I grew up, the rule went “Never pick a fight with a smaller person. If they lose, you’re a bully — if they win, you’re a wimp.” This is also covered in OF MICE AND MEN, which I thought was still taught in junior high.
If Sam Wurzelbacher ever actually “confronted” Nancy Pelosi in person, I suspect she’d give him a hard stare (aka ‘the Granny Glare’) and he’d fall on his arse wailing about emotional trauma and unprovoked Demoncrat aggression. He’d lose a shoving match with Grahm Frost. He’d break out in a painful rash if left alone in the same room with a scary dark-skinned person like Whoopi Goldberg.
On the other hand, put a couple of these pathetic flapmouths together and it’s goodbye, Matthew Shepard. They always run in packs, because they don’t have the brains or the guts to survive on their own. That’s why the fReichtard/Talibangelical/Robber Baron Rethuglican Triangle has done so well among the Heartlanders(tm) — the concept of a hive mind comes naturally to these insects.
Brick Oven Bill
Mock Joe all you want. He beat Obama in a debate. It was Joe’s iron gaze. Obama cracked, as evidenced by his shoulders shrugged forward in submission.
Demo Woman
So is Joe the real American that Sarah mentioned?
Montysano (All Hail Marx & Lennon)
Why does the best blog on the Net have the worst trolls?
mutt
yeah, slappin around an old lady sure is all he-manly.
I grew up in NYC, and I tangeled w/ the VC. Between the two, I learned not to run my mouth & throw my weight around. And I sure as hell consider threatening women to be the mark of the serious scumbag in search of a death panel…..
if he wouldt be a complete danger to the soldiers around him, Id suggest he join up.
guys an embarrassment to us stand up white trash types…..
Turgidson
“I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt. ”
Wow, he must realllllly not respect Republicans then. What a tool.
Mike G
I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt.
So he’s not voting Republican anymore?
Turgidson
@Anne Laurie:
You have a way with words. You should write a collection of short stories.
At the very least, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
shelley matheis
Bubblegum Tate
Why does the best blog on the Net have the worst trolls?
Because the best troll dropped his character and became a co-blogger.
asiangrrlMN
Please. For all that is good and somewhat holy, let this man be stricken with permanent laryngitis. Barring that, let me have the strength not to listen to or read anything he says.
freelancer
BOB owes my office a new keyboard.
JK
@asiangrrlMN:
Let Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann be stricken with permanent laryngitis first.
Tax Analyst
Re:
“WURZELBACHER: For Pelosi to write about us bein’ un-American and disprespectful — I’ll tell ya what: I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt. They want me to be respectful toward them? Please!…You know, I’m not the most civilized person: Those kind of people, I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em.”
I’m putting $20 on Pelosi here. I’m also betting that the last thing Joe teh Plumber took out behind the woodshed to beat anything out of was his meat.
And it’ll probably be the next thing, too. The guy has got NOTHING but a punk mouth.
tom c
Hey, see that old Grandma looking lady over there. I’ll bet I could totally take her in a fight.
asiangrrlMN
@JK: I would agree with that. Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann need to STFU.
tc125231
Joe, the “All talk, no walk” Plumber? Coming to my house to show me who’s boss?
What an asshole.
Bad Horse's Filly
Meanwhile in AZ:
The Associated Press is now reporting that there were actually about a dozen armed people among the protesters in Phoenix
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/17/man-carrying-semi-automat_n_261279.html
Bad Horse's Filly
Oops, that was also suppose to include the phrase: At a Presidential Event today.
How’s our new site makeover coming?
cliff
I usually *took* behind the woodshed *and just beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em.*
so, he admits to assault and battery, looks like its time for some people to come out of the woodwork and tell the cops they got beat on by this thug.
ZIRGAR
@John S.:
Amen, John. I used to be a “bouncer” at a redneck bar and even drunk almost all of them back down when you confront their “mouthyness”. Of course, after they’ve sobered up, a few of them would come gunning for me, but only after waiting a few days and only with some buddies to back them up. All bark, no bite. Sad little men.
Ash Can
If this is indicative of what all went on at that pathetic me-too right-wing “convention” in Pittsburgh (and I’m sure it is), that must have been quite a shindig.
REN
Let em talk. I doubt they score many converts. They are more a plus for our side than theirs.I actually believe that the more people see these clowns the less they will support them. The toughest guy I ever knew was about five foot five. Always minded his own business, but heaven help the tough guy who picked on him. Probably wasn’t much fun staring blankly at the ceiling for a
REN
while after. My typing fingers are too big. Hit three buttons at once and this is what you get.
General Winfield Stuck
That’s because Joe brought a mighty wind of stoopid.
russell
I got $50 that says Wurzelbacher hasn’t been in, much less won, a fight since he was about 8 years old.
Not that that’s a bad thing, in fact it’s fine. It’s just another way for him to be full of sh*t.
For that matter, my guess is that he doesn’t have a freaking woodshed. People don’t, anymore.
It’s just a cute thing to say.
Assuming, of course, that “beating the tar out them” strikes you as cute. Apparently, for many folks, it does.
russell
“Mock Joe all you want.”
Don’t mind if I do.
RSA
I’m gonna go with a variation: I’ll bet the last time Wurzelbacher won a fight, it was against an 8-year-old.
Martian Buddy
Add “…and gets people killed in bullshit foreign adventurism” and he just summed up my feelings toward the Republican party perfectly.
IndieTarheel
@Tax Analyst:
I’m thinking he’s reliving a bad memory, except he wasn’t the one doing the beating, and he probably got told he had a “purdy” mouth as opposed to a punk one.
Brick Oven Bill
Joe The Plumber is the real deal. Why do you suppose you liberals are so afraid of him.
Laura W
@Brick Oven Bill:
Ass Crack.
Ed Drone
Yes, when faced with that much ignorance, I’d slump in submission, too.
Ed
The next-to-last samurai
Let’s play Name That (ma) School! I can gag Joe in 6 moves or less. Anyone else? Mind you, we aren’t permanently silencing him–when he taps out, we remove the gag.
KaffeeMeister
Wurzelbachel?
He’s a small sausage. I wouldn’t give him any special attention.
KaffeeMeister
@Brick Oven Bill
Liberals are not afraid of JTP. If he had some mental or political understanding, or was an ubertrool, then we might be concerned.
Otherwise, he’s just a stooge and tool of Palin and the most idiotic part of the Reactionary Right.
John K
LOL @ all you tough libs hiding behind your anonymous blogs!
At least Joe’s got the guts to say what most people are thinking in public.
TruthOfAngels
What, that it’s a good idea to beat up on women? Smooth move, dickwad.