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by John Cole|  September 2, 20098:10 am| 26 Comments

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  1. 1.

    gonzone

    September 2, 2009 at 8:24 am

    The Idiocracy is upon us.

    I shall fight in the octagon.

    Who will dare oppose me?

    Darth Cheney will flee before my might.

    His children shall be my servants forever.

  2. 2.

    PaulW

    September 2, 2009 at 8:29 am

    In the distance, dark shapes flew, coming closer.

  3. 3.

    Lee

    September 2, 2009 at 8:31 am

    This is a smack down of epic proportions.

    It has probably been linked to already, but I just wanted to share (again) with the group.

  4. 4.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    September 2, 2009 at 8:31 am

    I wonder what the silent majority is up to these days?

  5. 5.

    Cat Lady

    September 2, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Most likely the next Senator from Massachusetts will be a woman. Our AG pulled nomination papers yesterday, and unless a Kennedy decides to get in, it’s going to be hers to lose.

  6. 6.

    Fulcanelli

    September 2, 2009 at 8:33 am

    Anybody wanna bet against the wingers trying to recruit this kid to join their /birther/deather/teabagger/Joe the not a plumber/”opposite marriage” silicone beauty queen/wasilla wingnut traveling anti-Obama traveling tent show revival tour and livestock exhibition?

    Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, step inside, step inside…

    It just occurred to me just how many words I’ve had to add to my Firefox spell checker because of the wingnuts, or put up with the distracting little red lines while I’m writing. Freaks, they are…

  7. 7.

    beltane

    September 2, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Looks like the investment group that invited Sarah Palin to give a speech in Asia did so for the purpose of mocking her.
    http://firedoglake.com/2009/09/01/occams-snow-machine/

    All I can say about this is, “Doh!”

  8. 8.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 2, 2009 at 8:53 am

    I got nothin’. Here’s a little DiFranco that speaks to the day:

    now let’s get talking reefer madness
    like some arrogant government can’t
    by any stretch of the imagination
    outlaw a plant!
    yes, their supposed authority over nature
    is a dream
    c’mon people
    we’ve got to come clean

    cuz they are locking our sons
    and our daughters in cages
    they are taking by the thousands
    our lives from under us
    it’s a crash course in religious fundamentals
    now let’s all go to war
    get some bang for our buck

    i am trying to evolve
    i’m just trying to evolve

    gunnin for high score in the land of dreams
    morbid bluish-white consumers ogling luminous screens
    on the trail of forgetting
    cruising without a care
    the jet set won’t abide by that pesky jet lag
    and our lives boil down to an hour or two
    when someone pulls a camera out of a bag

  9. 9.

    Face

    September 2, 2009 at 8:55 am

    Very early Sept. and we wake up to 48F. Yeah, there’s nothing whacked about the climate nowadays.

  10. 10.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 2, 2009 at 8:59 am

    @Face: Yeah, we’ve had some unseasonably cool weather here as well. Nice, but scary too.

    Following up on my previous musical interlude, here’s something a little softer: Anais Mitchell, “Your Fonder Heart”

    A couple of minutes ago, I was just thinking about a particular fond memory, spurred by the lyrics of the difranco song, and I am again reminded how wonderful life can be, juxtaposed with the heartbreak and craziness that surrounds us.

    What a strange life we humans lead.

  11. 11.

    ericvsthem

    September 2, 2009 at 8:59 am

    Hey John, any update on the site redesign?

  12. 12.

    asiangrrlMN

    September 2, 2009 at 9:01 am

    JK, I hope you see this. I wanna both kiss ya and smack you upside the head. The former because I am listening to Cat Stevens’ Father and Son, and I am digging it all over again. The latter because I dreamed of Michele Bachmann last night, damn you!

    How is everyone else this fine morn?

    aimai, if you are ever in Minneapolis, first drink is on me.

  13. 13.

    Ann B. Nonymous

    September 2, 2009 at 9:02 am

    It’s Wednesday, so what manufactured outrage do you think will drive the news cycle till the start of the long weekend?

    I’m so bored with the current trend in reality news programming. It’s so one-note: death this and death that. I am tired of death! I want something lurid and multicultural where I can feel superior to the participants.

  14. 14.

    debit

    September 2, 2009 at 9:02 am

    @Face: Yep, 54 here in Minneapolis. It feels more like early October than early September. Soon the cats will cry in vain at the window, for it shall not open again until Spring.

  15. 15.

    arguingwithsignposts

    September 2, 2009 at 9:04 am

    @asiangrrlMN:

    I dreamed of Michele Bachmann last night, damn you!

    I am soooo sorry for you. Next time dream you’re slapping some sense into the woman.

  16. 16.

    asiangrrlMN

    September 2, 2009 at 9:06 am

    @arguingwithsignposts: If I could control my dreams, I would. I think she talked me to death instead. That’s her version of a death panel.

    I loooooove the cold! It makes me feel so alive.

  17. 17.

    debit

    September 2, 2009 at 9:06 am

    @asiangrrlMN: Father and Son is my favorite Cat Stevens song. Second is Sitting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djpnsqdNabM

  18. 18.

    Persia

    September 2, 2009 at 9:11 am

    @Lee: Every day I love her a little bit more.

  19. 19.

    Mario Piperni

    September 2, 2009 at 9:14 am

    For anyone who has a problem with conservative and republican BS.

    Bad Things

  20. 20.

    asiangrrlMN

    September 2, 2009 at 9:20 am

    @debit: That’s pretty sweet, too. It looks like I’m an Islamofascist after all! I might have to buy me some Cat Stevens.

    Now, I will go listen to Father and Son for the sixth time in a row.

  21. 21.

    RedKitten

    September 2, 2009 at 9:40 am

    Father and Son is definitely one of those songs that I could listen to multiple times.

    Moonshadow is my second-fave Cat Stevens song, purely for the nostalgia factor. (My sister took guitar lessons when she was about nine, but was too shy to sing the lyrics to any of the songs, so four-year-old me would sing along instead, and Moonshadow was one of my favourite ones to sing.)

  22. 22.

    Stephen1947

    September 2, 2009 at 9:46 am

    Something I found at the Esquire site this morning:

    A Radical Solution to End the Drug War: Legalize Everything, By John H. Richardson

    http://www.esquire.com/the-side/richardson-report/drug-war-facts-090109

    Main argument seems to be that we lose in the vicinity of 15,000 lives per year to the war, overdoses, etc., and waste more than $50 billion per year.

    Regulation rather than prohibition could solve many of the problems – just as quality control and sales of alcohol are regulated now, post-Prohibition, and we don’t waste the lives and resources that were expended on that failed experiment.

    I’m basically in agreement.

  23. 23.

    R-Jud

    September 2, 2009 at 10:32 am

    It is a grim, grim day weatherwise here in Limeyland. So grim I am listening to Nick Drake. However, there’s some jambalaya in the slow cooker, so things should pick up this evening.

  24. 24.

    freelancer

    September 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    @aimai:

    Ouch. Well argued.

    aimai, if you are ever in Minneapolis, first drink is on me.

    Seconded, if you’re in Omaha.

  25. 25.

    SGEW

    September 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    aimai, if you are ever in Minneapolis, first drink is on me.

    I’ll buy the second drink, if you’re ever in NYC.

  26. 26.

    Corner Stone

    September 2, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    @SGEW: Drinks for everyone in H-town bitchez!

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