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Stay Classy, Teabaggers

by John Cole|  September 8, 20094:33 pm| 76 Comments

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  1. 1.

    vacuumslayer

    September 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Funny how fast they go to the “massa” stuff. Funny and creepy.

  2. 2.

    licensed to kill time

    September 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    I see that he’s a Plumber – coinkydink?

  3. 3.

    Joshua Norton

    September 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Teabaggers wear the name with
    http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NDMxZGQ1Mzc0OTFiMGZkNDBmMWNlZTMzNzFhNDNkNGY=

    Clueless. Forever clueless.

  4. 4.

    Crashman06

    September 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Classless and dumb, of course, but not a particularly inventive or involved racist hate-mail, I must say. I give it a 5.5 out of 10 on the Wingnut Hatemail scale.

  5. 5.

    Sue

    September 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Well, at least the moran spelled everything right. And did the math correctly. Perhaps they’re evolving. And it will probably take evolution-standard time to get to second grade level, so sit tight, folks. It’s going to be a long haul.

  6. 6.

    Joshua Norton

    September 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Try it again.

    Teabaggers wear the name with pride.

  7. 7.

    Bubblegum Tate

    September 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Clearly, this is the work of liberal plants.

  8. 8.

    Napoleon

    September 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    @licensed to kill time:

    It must be that the lead rubbing off the pipes makes it into their blood stream and renders them stupid.

  9. 9.

    ricky

    September 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    And the purpose of this is…..?

  10. 10.

    Brick Oven Bill

    September 8, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    The discussion of evolutionary forces and their effect on voting and economic patterns should not be considered ‘racist’ in my opinion. It is really sociology if people are willing to have the honest discussion on race that Eric Holder accuses us of being to cowardly to have. I think ‘racism’ is a code word to silence discussions of items important to the future of the nation.

    ‘Racism’, in my mind, is illustrated by people like Hines Ward who, as an Asian-African descendent, has established a charity that excludes those who do not share his genetic background.

    In either case, if this is the most effective imagery that the Left can paint of ‘teabagger hate’, it speaks to the movement’s character. See Jeremiah Wright or Van Jones for a comparison. These two have made the choice to be openly public figures. This guy just seems to be fed up with the growth of the government, which is his right as a private Citizen.

  11. 11.

    donovong

    September 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Yet another idiot destined for a visit from our friends at the Secret Service. Can you imagine just how fucking BUSY those guys are lately?

  12. 12.

    licensed to kill time

    September 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    @Napoleon:

    I wonder if brick dust has the same effect? (@Brick Oven Bill: )

  13. 13.

    John Cole

    September 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    @Joshua Norton: Nordlinger is a clown. They got the name teabaggers because of the kid with the “teabag the liberal dems before they teabag you” at the Free Republic. Then they started calling themselves that.

  14. 14.

    Sentient Puddle

    September 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I’m trying to make sense of that “2 + 2 = 4” sign. My first thought is that it’s some sort of truth to power thing where he’s protesting Obama trying to make 2 + 2 = 5. But really, I think it’s more likely that he’s trying to draw attention to that 2 + 2 = 5, but screwed the math up.

  15. 15.

    blahblahblah

    September 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    This is a personal spat between a blogger and a reader. The commenter individually wrote an offensive comment on his blog. Who cares?

    When it’s a media personality with millions of readers or viewers, **then** it matters.

  16. 16.

    JK

    September 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    This takes my breath away. I fully expect some asshole like Michelle Malkin, Glenn Reynolds, Andrew Breitbart, or someone from National Review or Weekly Standard to find an incident from the 8 yrs of George W, Bush’s presidency to try to establish some type of false equivalence and conclude by saying Obama supporters enaged in behavior as bad as the behavior they now denounce.

  17. 17.

    gyma

    September 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Oh ick. This creep lives within spitting distance of me.

  18. 18.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    @John Cole:

    Don’t forget about Griff “LEERRRRROOOOYYYYYY!” Jenkins:

    “Gonna send Teabags to DC, Teabag the White House.”

  19. 19.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    2 +2 = 4

    Fucking Jethro with a gun.

  20. 20.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    September 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    @donovong: Teabaggers = Full employment guarantee for Secret Service agents.

  21. 21.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    September 8, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck: IOW he’s an overachiever in that crowd.

  22. 22.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    @The Grand Panjandrum:

    IOW he’s an overachiever in that crowd.

    They ain’t exactly brain surgeons.

  23. 23.

    dmsilev

    September 8, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Sadly, this sort of drivel is par for the course for a certain segment of the population these days. The Great Orange Satan has taken to posting choice hate emails every week; mid-day Saturdays, usually. Some of those are quite a bit worse than this one.

    -dms

  24. 24.

    joes527

    September 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    @gyma: Then spit man, spit!

  25. 25.

    dr.luba

    September 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck: Cipherin’ is hard work!

  26. 26.

    JGabriel

    September 8, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Speaking of Teabaggers staying classy, Orly Taitz has a Brand! New! Obama! Birth! Certificate!

    It was submitted by a Lucas Daniel Smith. Apparently, even WND admitted that it doesn’t match up with Kenya Birth Certificates from the 60’s, which prompted my comment in the thread, from Claudia:

    [Smith] stood up to WND and that alone, took courage, now I am really suspecting that he does indeed, HAVE THE REAL GOODS, in this Hopsital generated at the point of Birth, BC.

    Yes, there are people who actually believe that World Nut Daily is a leftist tentacle of the Obama conspiracy.

    The world is filled with wonders that we never imagined, that we never could imagine.

    .

  27. 27.

    JGabriel

    September 8, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    “which prompted my comment” is supposed to be “which prompted my favorite comment”.

    No, it’s not a freudian slip.

    .

  28. 28.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    @JGabriel:

    in this Hopsital generated at the point of Birth, BC.

    If it’s signed by his mothers vagina, Obama is toast.

  29. 29.

    gyma

    September 8, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @joes527:

    It would a Herculean effort but it might be worth it!

  30. 30.

    Joe Lisboa

    September 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    This just in: white, Southern Senator urges black President to show the requisite “humility” before Congress in tomorrow’s joint address.

    No, it’s not the Onion.

    Link

  31. 31.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    @Joe Lisboa:

    Can we launch missiles into Dixie yet. Oh puhleaseeeee?

  32. 32.

    chopper

    September 8, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    @licensed to kill time:

    apparently, when you spend half your day wrist-deep in feces you learn to appreciate the metaphorical kind a bit more.

  33. 33.

    JGabriel

    September 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    If it’s signed by his mothers vagina, Obama is toast.

    It’s not, but it does have: Obama’s baby footprint!

    Aieee! We’re doomed! The PATRIOTS have discovered our evil 49 year (including pregnancy) plot to takeover and dismantle America! Aieee!

    .

  34. 34.

    Bob (Not B.o.B.)

    September 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    It is amazing that the teabaggers who are opposed to the huge amount of stimulus “spending” often do so on anti-tax grounds. Wasn’t over 40% of the stimulus actually tax cuts?

  35. 35.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    Can we launch missiles into Dixie yet. Oh puhleaseeeee?

    What about our French Resistance brethren like SiA and South of I-10, among many, many others? I’m not prepared to write them off just yet.

  36. 36.

    JK

    September 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    @Joe Lisboa:

    Wow. Talk about a swine. How the hell does Saxby Chambliss manage to look himself in the mirror after the nauseating, despicable campaign he ran against Max Cleland?

  37. 37.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    @freelancer:

    Good Point. Darn, seemed like good idea.

  38. 38.

    Sue

    September 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    If he does give a humble speech, I hope Michelle shows up in a sleeveless shirt and shorts. The mixed messages will cause heads to explode all over the country.

  39. 39.

    r€nato

    September 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Shaun the Racist Plumber may be a douchebag, but Oliver is at least half a douchebag for publishing his address and phone number.

    If you think someone is threatening your life, call the police and provide the proof. Don’t incite a web mob to harass (or worse).

  40. 40.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    @JK:

    How the hell does Saxby Chambliss manage to look himself in the mirror after the nauseating, despicable campaign he ran against Max Cleland?

    Maybe he does but has no reflection.

  41. 41.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    Darn, seemed like good idea.

    I’m not saying we won’t get our hair mussed! But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

  42. 42.

    JGabriel

    September 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Joe Lisboa:

    This just in: white, Southern Senator urges black President to show the requisite “humility” before Congress in tomorrow’s joint address.

    Saxby Chambliss (via TPM):

    “What you’re seeing is folks on my side anxious …”

    White Southern Conservatives anxious around a black man? Say it ain’t so!

    “… to see what the president has to say tomorrow night,” Chambliss said. “I think he’s gonna have to express some humility …”

    Because those uppity black presidents never show enough humility.

    “… based on what we’ve seen around the country this August …”

    Humble armed conservatives?

    “… and that’s not his inclination.”

    … that arrogant ni-ni- (looks around self-consciously) uh, beral. Niberal. I mean, uh, liberal.

    Wow, that packs a whole lotta white code in two sentences.

    .

  43. 43.

    kay

    September 8, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @Joe Lisboa:

    Once you bar the schoolhouse door, all bets are off, really. We’ll be lucky if the southern Senators allow the President to address them at all tomorrow night.

  44. 44.

    JGabriel

    September 8, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @JK:

    How the hell does Saxby Chambliss manage to look himself in the mirror after the nauseating, despicable campaign he ran against Max Cleland?

    He doesn’t – he’s a bloodsucking vampire.

    .

  45. 45.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    September 8, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck: I’ll bring the garlic.

    BTW here is the video of Obama indoctrinating our children.

  46. 46.

    JK

    September 8, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    OT

    Nazi sympathizer Pat Buchanan is on Hardball defending asshole and airhead Sarah Palin over her death panel charge

  47. 47.

    GregB

    September 8, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    It is interesting how the rightwingnuts feel so justified in their anger towards the government after being out of power for a little over six months.

    It’s more repulsive how they have spent decades ridiculing Black Americans for their justifiable anger towards a government that has disenfranchised them for 400 years.

    -G

  48. 48.

    GregB

    September 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    And yes, President Obama should pull a Dick Cheney on Chumpbliss and tell him to go f*ck himself.

    -G

  49. 49.

    Joshua Norton

    September 8, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    @JGabriel:

    Ugh. Orly Taitz is like Forrest Gump and Nell had a booty call.

  50. 50.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    @Joshua Norton:

    Orly Taitz is like Forrest Gump Special Ed from Crank Yankers and Nell Alex Jones had a booty call.

    Fxd.

  51. 51.

    D-Chance.

    September 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Nobody cares if all these rednecks die. The entire GOP is a bunch of racists homophobes. They should do us all a favor and rid of country of themselves so we don’t have to.

    Yes, and Ollie’s follies are equally classy… and threatening (“… so we don’t have to”?).

  52. 52.

    Demo Woman

    September 8, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck: At TPM they have a Saxby video warning Obama to show humility tomorrow night. I’m sure that Saxby gave the same advice to Bush.

  53. 53.

    kay

    September 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    @JGabriel:

    There’s a skeptic posting on that site. She has some questions. She was TOLD the Kenyan government removed all of Obama’s records, so how did this turn up?

    I love that she’s this far in and she’s nitpicking details. What the hell. Just go all in, honey. It doesn’t really matter.

  54. 54.

    The Populist

    September 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Funny how the righties call Obama creepy yet defend guys like this?

    Wow…Shaun is an embarassment.

  55. 55.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    @Demo Woman:

    How does a winger know what humility is? They are shameless and boastful about their outright ignorance.

  56. 56.

    The Populist

    September 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    “Yes, and Ollie’s follies are equally classy… and threatening (“… so we don’t have to”?).”

    Hey dude, Ollie didn’t post the comment about rednecks. He posted the information of a dumbass who THREATENED him with violence.

    Sorry, if you did that to me, I’d be blogging the same info.

  57. 57.

    Colette

    September 8, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    @Joshua Norton: Ugh indeed. Thank you for an image I may never be able to scrub from my brain.

    As for Oliver Willis’ response to the estimable Shaun the Plumber: I used to think publishing wingers’ names and e-mail addresses would just be sinking to their Malkinesque level, but the threat level from the right has risen so high that a Sunshine in Wingnuttery law is in order. If they want to issue actual threats – or make statements they are too stupid to realize are threats – they can’t be allowed to hide from the consequences.

  58. 58.

    The Populist

    September 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    The right better wake up. I know young people who do not like any of this crap. I know young conservatives who think this is all nonsense and will hurt the party.

    The people whining the loudest are 30somethings to 90 year old white people.

    As a 40 year old pasty white guy, I am ashamed these people are so bitter.

  59. 59.

    The Populist

    September 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    “Can we launch missiles into Dixie yet. Oh puhleaseeeee?”

    Why don’t we let them secede and see how well their “free market approach” works in real time.

    My guess is that the south would be a new 3rd world nation begging the rest of us for handouts.

    Who wants to bet against that?

  60. 60.

    scarshapedstar

    September 8, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Only slightly OT:

    Saxby Chambliss, in re: Obama’s health care speech:

    “I think he’s gonna have to express some humility based on what we’ve seen around the country this August and that’s not his inclination.”

    Yes suh, boss! I’s not gonna be uppity or nothin’, sho’ nuff!

    Seriously, though, after haranguing Mary Landrieu’s office I need to call up Saxby and tell him that he needn’t inform the entire world that Obama’s dick is bigger than his.

    We already knew that.

  61. 61.

    EvolutionaryDesign

    September 8, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    That racist rube be from the hills around here. I swear a good chunk of the state isn’t like that!

  62. 62.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Shorter description of Teabaggers for Medicare:

    Will: You like that stat?
    Josh: I do.
    Will: Why?
    Josh: Because nine percent think it’s too high and shouldn’t be cut. Nine percent of respondents could not fully get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, “I have utterly no idea what you’re talking about. Please, God, don’t ask for my input.”

  63. 63.

    Bad Horse's Filly

    September 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    I feel like I should apologize for the entire Northern Front Range of Colorado. He’s really not representative of who we are here. I mean for every 4 or 5 of him there’s at least one of me…oh, wait…

    Seriously, he’s from a district that felt Marilyn Musgrave deserved to be in congress. What could you expect?

  64. 64.

    Mister Papercut

    September 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    @Brick Oven Bill:

    ‘Racism’, in my mind, is illustrated by people like Hines Ward who, as an Asian-African descendent, has established a charity that excludes those who do not share his genetic background.

    Not so quick to the Fainting Couch, Bill. Have you heard about what mixed-race children are subjected to in Korea? You might want to read up.

  65. 65.

    freelancer

    September 8, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    @Bad Horse’s Filly:

    I think most people here can do a collective facepalm for their elected congressional representation.

    As for my own district, I would like to apologize for Ben Nelson, Mike Johanns, and Lee Terry.

    Though this Colbert segment with Terry is a classic, IMHO.

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/68929/may-10-2006/better-know-a-district—nebraska-s-2nd—lee-terry

  66. 66.

    IndyLib

    September 8, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    @scarshapedstar:
    FTW

  67. 67.

    Colette

    September 8, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    @freelancer:

    I think most people here can do a collective facepalm for their elected congressional representation.

    Not moi. Mine’s Nancy Pelosi.

    And BoB, on behalf of my son adopted from Korea, fuck you. With a jung bong.

  68. 68.

    DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)

    September 8, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    I think most people here can do a collective facepalm for their elected congressional representation.

    Wyden/DeFazio here, no complaints. :)

  69. 69.

    gwangung

    September 8, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    @Colette: BOB should be invited to speak his mind, personally, with you.

    I will admire your restraint if he has any teeth left.

  70. 70.

    robertdsc

    September 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    I think most people here can do a collective facepalm for their elected congressional representation.

    Linda Sanchez signed the House letter barring passage of a bill without a PO. Barbara Boxer is OK. Dianne Feinstein can take a flying leap for all I care.

    Two good, one bad. Oh, and I have Arnold the Norquistian as my Governor. Balance, young Jedi. Balance.

  71. 71.

    Mike G

    September 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    President Obama: “Don’t be a fool – stay in school!”

    John Birthers: “COMMUNIST! SOCIALIST!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  72. 72.

    Makewi

    September 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Possibly racist, certainly in bad taste, but I think calling it a threat is a stretch.

  73. 73.

    John S.

    September 8, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    @Makewi:

    You keep pulling the trigger on stupid, and I’ll be pulling the trigger on you!

    What? No threat there…I’m merely stating that if you keep saying stupid shit, that I will shoot you with a gun.

  74. 74.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    September 8, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    I think most people here can do a collective facepalm for their elected congressional representation.

    Webb/Warner/Nye

    Not too many complaints.

  75. 75.

    General Winfield Stuck

    September 8, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Hi stranger/

  76. 76.

    Zuzu's Petals

    September 9, 2009 at 4:29 am

    @JGabriel:

    Yes, there are people who actually believe that World Nut Daily is a leftist tentacle of the Obama conspiracy.

    For some reason I thought this said “the left testicle of the Obama conspiracy.”

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