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You are here: Home / The dialectics of Beck

The dialectics of Beck

by DougJ|  October 3, 20091:12 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: We Are All Mayans Now

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I didn’t see this coming:

Their writing is often dense and difficult, but Beck not only reads it, he assigns it to his staff. “Beck asks me questions about Hegel, based on what he’s read in my books,” Pestritto told me. Pestritto is the kind of guest Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity would never think of booking.

Okay, so Beck may lack Buckley’s urbanity, and his show will never be confused with “Firing Line.” But he’s on to something with his interest in serious analysis of liberalism’s patrimony. The left is enraged with Beck’s scandal-mongering over Van Jones and ACORN, but they have no idea that he poses a much bigger threat than that. If more conservative talkers took up the theme of challenging liberalism’s bedrock assumptions the way Beck does from time to time, liberals would have to defend their problematic premises more often.

[….]

Beck, for one, is revealing that despite the demands of filling hours of airtime every day, it is possible to engage in some real thought. He just might be helping restore the equilibrium between the elite and populist sides of conservatism.

No wonder those staffers don’t have time to figure how to spell “oligarchy”!

I never thought I would say this about anything, but this piece is grossly unfair to O’Reilly, Hannity, and Ann Coulter. Seriously.

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  1. 1.

    valdivia

    October 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    WTF. Hegel? Hegel?

    I am speechless. Beck understands Hegel like I understands nuclear physics.

  2. 2.

    burnspbesq

    October 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Can you say “window dressing?”

  3. 3.

    bayville

    October 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Love this part:

    About the only recent successful title that harkens back to the older intellectual style is Jonah Goldberg’s “Liberal Fascism,” which argues that modern liberalism has much more in common with European fascism than conservatism has ever had. But because it deployed the incendiary f-word, the book was perceived as a mood-of-the-moment populist work, even though I predict that it will have a long shelf life as a serious work. Had Goldberg called the book “Aspects of Illiberal Policymaking: 1914 to the Present,” it might have been received differently by its critics. And sold about 200 copies.

    This piece is also unfair to K-Lo and Andy McCarthy.

  4. 4.

    valdivia

    October 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    also–this is the same argument as Sara Palin is a deep policy thinker.

  5. 5.

    RSA

    October 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Beck understands Hegel like I understands nuclear physics.

    Beck understand Hegel like Bush understands Camus.

  6. 6.

    gbear

    October 3, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    If more conservative talkers took up the theme of challenging liberalism’s bedrock assumptions the way Beck does from time to time, liberals would have to defend their problematic premises more often.

    Because that worked out so well for conservatives when they went after Obama regarding his religion and race. Obama’s speeches SO exposed his lack of thoughtfullness, insight, and purpose.

  7. 7.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Steven F. Hayward needs to put down his crack pipe right now. Glenn Beck is a raving, drooling, bedwetting loon and a malignant media carcinogen and nothing more.

    If you want to know about Beck, don’t waste your time reading Hayward’s drivel

    Meet the man who changed Glenn Beck’s life
    Cleon Skousen was a right-wing crank whom even conservatives despised. Then Beck discovered him
    h/t http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/09/16/beck_skousen/index.html

    Salon also has a separate 3 part series on Beck

  8. 8.

    freelancer

    October 3, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Wow,

    After reading this piece, I have only one question to ask regarding Hayward:

    “With respect to Beck, did Hayward spit or swallow?’

  9. 9.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    October 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    He takes some shots at a few of them but he doesn’t cross Boss Rush:

    Rush Limbaugh adheres to Winston Churchill’s adage that you should grin when you fight, and in any case his keen sense of satire makes him deserving of comparison to Will Rogers, who, by the way, was a critic of progressivism.

  10. 10.

    Mark S.

    October 3, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Consider Hugh Hewitt (Michigan Law School), Michael Medved (Yale Law School), William Bennett (Harvard Law and a Ph.D. in philosophy from the University of Texas) — all three of these brainiacs have popular shows on the Salem Radio Network.

    And all three of them are disingenuous hacks of the first order.

    (I don’t know how the WaPo works: is this work of fellatio just online or did they actually give substantial space to it in the print edition?)

  11. 11.

    c u n d gulag

    October 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    They have to make heavyweights out of flyweights. Hence, Palin “writes” a book, and Beck reads ones without pictures.

    Next up – Mitt reads Kant. Which is perfect for the party of “Can’t.”

  12. 12.

    geg6

    October 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Holy shit. I didn’t think there was anyone in the media who was more stupid than Beck, but here he is. Jeezus Keerist. Yeah, Beck and Jonah Goldberg political philosophers more brilliant than even Jefferson and Paine. Fuck.me.

  13. 13.

    Morbo

    October 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    @freelancer: Darn, you beat me to the fellatio remark. I wonder how Beck feels about Hayek’s opinion on socialized health care (he was a big fan of it). But I’m sure using one of the leading lights of the libertarian economist wing of conservatism as a counterargument to their current policy goals is something other than challenging one of its underlying assumptions.

  14. 14.

    Tony J

    October 3, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    When you’re reduced to claiming that Jonah fucking Goldberg brings any intellectual heft to the conservative movement, you really have dug way through the bottom of the barrel and are one shallow spadeful away from dropping in on the Mole Men of Inner Earth.

    And at no point in his cri d’coeur does the author address the rather basic question of just why it is that there’s no appetite amongst the reading public for weighty tomes proclaiming the superiority of supply-side economics and neo-conservative foreign policy. So I’ll do it for him.

    Because they all failed miserably when put into practice. And people noticed. Simple, no?

  15. 15.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Will Rogers wasn’t a lying, fear-mongering, hate-mongering cocksucker like Rush Limbaugh. Steven Hayward is out of his goddamn fucking mind.

  16. 16.

    licensed to kill time

    October 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Sort of OT but re: Beck and books:

    DOG KNITS SWEATER: If it wasn’t written by a popular television host, Glenn Beck’s “Arguing With Idiots” — new at No. 1 on the hardcover nonfiction list — might be a good candidate for the annual Diagram Prize for odd book titles. The folks at the British magazine The Bookseller, which created the prize at the 1978 Frankfurt Book Fair, have collected the covers of 50 entries in “Do-It-Yourself Brain Surgery and Other Implausibly Titled Books.” A sampling: “Beyond Leaf Raking,” “Nuclear War: What’s in It for You?” “Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers,” “Reusing Old Graves” and “What to Say When You Talk to Your Self.” (Maybe that will be the name of Glenn Beck’s next book.)

    From the NYT Book Review

  17. 17.

    aimai

    October 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    I *did* see this coming. In fact I just posted this apropos of Moore’s work (which I admire) in a thread over at alicublog:

    The unspoken issue here is actually class, not art. Moore is a propagandist in a long and respectable tradition of political theater and political action through theater. Well, who is that theater aimed at? Its not aimed at intellectuals or people who arrive at their political convictions and understandings through study. And its not aimed at the proportion of the population who is getting their moral experience of politics and capitalism through a steady diet of kinder, kuche, kirche fuzzy vaseline smeared evangelical films/images/art. Its aimed at everyone who is dis-involved and dis-enchanted and dis-informed, exhausted and demoralized and who don’t get any stimulation or education from a mass popular media market that is wholly corporate owned.

    What he’s trying to do isn’t aimed at people who are choosing between high art and low brow entertainment. Its aimed at people who have little real choice offered to them and who aren’t interested in the aesthetic issues, of which clumsiness and repetition are only a few. Moore has set himself the task of alarming, enthralling, challenging, stimulating, angering, and explicating some really complicated things to people who are really busy. Limbaugh and Beck do the same thing and that is why their followers love them–they offer (however crazily) a kind of common sense explanation for the world around their listeners. It can’t be stressed too highly that the people who listen to these guys think they are getting a *free education* from someone who is *more educated* and *more connected* than they can be. [This, by the way, was one of the discoveries of Janice Radway in Reading the Romance. That the women reading pulp historical fiction actually experienced themselves as getting a powerful educational “boost” and social status boost because of the few, scattered, but valuable historical and cultural bits in the romances.]

    aimai

  18. 18.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    October 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    @JK: Cut him some slack. Rush has the power to disappear him.

  19. 19.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    @Mark S.:

    This op-ed appears in the newly minted fellatio section of the Washington Post’s print edition.

  20. 20.

    aimai

    October 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Sorry, botched the entire block quote thing. The entire thing is a self quote from a post about Moore as propagandist and educator and the important part is that Beck and Limbaugh both are thought of by their audiences as mediating between scholarly authorities, political and historical facts, and their busy listeners.

    aimai

  21. 21.

    Brick Oven Bill

    October 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    The ‘C’ was deliberate, and the peanut gallery fell for it. ‘C’ is for Czar.

    Who would the military turn the power over to if it is determined that Obama was not Constitutionally seated, and martial law is imposed to restore order? Who would the military trust to execute their oath to support and defend the United States Constitution? To promise to step down from power like George Washington?

    This is why Balloon Juice is such an important outlet for expression. It was exclusively on Balloon Juice that the first debate between O’Reilly and Beck was live blogged, and Beck declared the 5-3 winner. This was only, like, a year ago.

    Now he’s got 5 Refounding Congressmen and counting, a significant march on DC, and an organization of millions of decentralized defenders of the Constitution, spread to every corner of the country, including Sandy by the fireplace.

  22. 22.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    If God actually existed, Rush Limbaugh would suffocate under the weight of his own blubber.

  23. 23.

    Comrade Luke

    October 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Um

    Steven F. Hayward is the F.K. Weyerhaeuser fellow at the American Enterprise Institute and the author of “The Age of Reagan: The Conservative Counterrevolution, 1980-1989.”

    And his opinions surprise us…how?

  24. 24.

    licensed to kill time

    October 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    @Brick Oven Bill:

    Who would the military turn the power over to if it is determined that Obama was not Constitutionally seated, and martial law is imposed to restore order? Who would the military trust to execute their oath to support and defend the United States Constitution? To promise to step down from power like George Washington?

    I nominate Czar Commander BoB. Sandy could be his VP, and they could steep their teabags by the fireplace. She wouldn’t get to vote, though.

  25. 25.

    freelancer

    October 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    @JK:

    Didn’t you see him on Leno? (I saw the first minute on Youtube, but can’t stand that asshole) He’s actually lost some weight.

  26. 26.

    gocart mozart

    October 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Who would the military turn the power over to if it is determined that Obama was not Constitutionally seated, and martial law is imposed to restore order? Who would the military trust to execute their oath to support and defend the United States Constitution?

    I don’t really have a comment other than, can B.O.B. be any less self aware?

  27. 27.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    @freelancer:

    Total Bummer. I was pinning my hopes on that fat fuck Rush dropping dead from a heart attack before his 60th birthday.

  28. 28.

    Chad N Freude

    October 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    The last word on Hegel can be found here.

  29. 29.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    @Brick Oven Bill:

    Rick Moran just called. He’s missing a wingnut for his nuthouse.

  30. 30.

    Comrade Darkness

    October 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    If more conservative talkers took up the theme of challenging liberalism’s bedrock assumptions

    I’ll believe they are serious about challenging liberalism’s bedrock assumptions when they stop driving on public roads.

  31. 31.

    Tony J

    October 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    After reading through it one more time, what Hayward – seems – to be saying, in a roundabout way, boils down to:

    “Mr Beck, would you like something to read while I stroke your balls?”

    Did I miss anything?

  32. 32.

    Comrade Darkness

    October 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    @JK: Cheer up. Since he despises government regulators like the FDA, he’s probably taking some illicit supplement that destroys your organs.

  33. 33.

    JK

    October 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    @Tony J:

    Did I miss anything?

    No. That about sums it up.

    And to think, the Washington Post once was a great newspaper.

  34. 34.

    Shell

    October 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Over at Amazon, it’s so depressing to see so many RW screeds in the top Ten. Malkin, dough-boy Beck and of course, Rogue Palin.
    It was so nice for while, after the movie came out, to see Julia Child’s “Mastering Art of French Cooking” at #1. for a few weeks.
    No hate mongering, no wingnut tedium. Just a classic dedicated to wonderful food.

    On ‘Wait, wait, don’t tell me” today, somebody said she thought the book was called ‘Going Rouge.’ which would have made a better title.

  35. 35.

    El Cid

    October 3, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    I am quaking in my boots for fear that Glenn Beck might use Hegel to question my core assumptions.

    And I’ve read “The 5,000 Year Leap,” but although it was okay, it was aimed at people who knew basically nothing about early American history, colonial philosophy, the Founders’ views and traditions, or the origins of the Constitution itself, for that matter.

    And yet this mediocre, trivial introductory text is treated by the modern rightie movement as some insightful revelation.

  36. 36.

    valdivia

    October 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    @Shell:

    maybe some Twilight related non fiction book will come out the week new Moon in out in November and knock a few of these off the top 10 list?

  37. 37.

    srv

    October 3, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    What has really happened here is that the political non-existence of a true left results in democrats and moderates defensively defining themselves as “not the kind of liberal that Rush Limbaugh talks about.”

    Hence thinkers like Chomsky and personalities like Moyers are generally seen as being “out there” and the right is free to swing to Cleon Skousen as the new norm.

    Jon Stewart, Maddow and the John Cole’s of the interons assiduously document and humorize this reality, nod that Michael Moore is fat, and Ralph Nader is insane. They blindly support whatever policy (bailouts, debt, tax, health, Afghanistan) is served to them as long as they can convince themselves that it isn’t as crazy or stupid as what the New Birchers support. That is their dialectic.

    Perhaps the reason no great thinkers of the left are on TV or writing for the NYT’s is because they actually have no base. Perhaps democrats should think about the long-term ramifications of that.

  38. 38.

    gbear

    October 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    @JK:

    ,,,lying, fear-mongering, hate-mongering cocksucker like Rush Limbaugh

    You forgot drug-addicted.

  39. 39.

    Reason60

    October 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Beck reading Hegel reminds me of the scene in A Fish Called Wanda:
    Jamie Lee Curtis, to Kevin Kline: “You’re an ape!
    KK (smugly): “Apes don’t read Nietzche.”
    JLC: “Yes they do, they just don’t understand it!”

    Aimai had a bulls-eye observation about the followers of Beck/ Moore/ Limbaugh:
    “Its aimed at everyone who is dis-involved and dis-enchanted and dis-informed, exhausted and demoralized and who don’t get any stimulation…
    It can’t be stressed too highly that the people who listen to these guys think they are getting a free education from someone who is more educated and more connected than they can be.”

    The Palin wing of the conservative movement is not swayed or shamed by intellectuals; they are profoundly detached and disenfranchised from mainstream intellectual thought, and the occasional quotation from Limbaugh or Beck from Thomas Paine or Edmund Burke is enough stimulation for them, without the need to actually read the source or digest the content.
    Coincidently, Neal Gabler and Joe Carter on the same day published pieces making the argument that the conservative movement has collapsed into a religion or cult, informed only by anger and faith, resistant to reason or persuasion.
    This makes it both frighteningly powerful, but doomed to failure.

  40. 40.

    DougJ

    October 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    @srv

    This actually makes some sense, though of course I don’t agree. BTW, the plural of “John Cole” is “John Coles”, not “John Cole’s”. That’s my one big grammatical pet peeve this days.

    EDIT: And, by the way, I would argue that there is no “true right” either. Beck, Limbaugh, et al. are philosophically incoherent (to put it charitably) populist charlatans. There’s no more market for right-wing thinkers than there is for left. There’s no market for thinkers, period.

  41. 41.

    wasabi gasp

    October 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    I’m Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.

  42. 42.

    valdivia

    October 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    I love that the idiot liken Rush to Churchill. Huh?

    @DougJ: and I know I am always misspelling things but I caught you in one too: these days, not this days. ;-)

  43. 43.

    gbear

    October 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    @aimai: How did you ever have time to bake brownies this morning? You’ve probably written more for blog entries this morning than what Sarah Palin wrote for her own book.

  44. 44.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    October 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Just wait until Beck’s stalkers investigative reporters uncover irrefutable evidence that FDR’s policies caused The Great Depression. Liberalism is doomed.

  45. 45.

    aimai

    October 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    I’m avoiding cleaning up. That frees up a lot of time. There ought to be some kind of quantum physics theory of free time that explains it.

    aimai

  46. 46.

    DougJ

    October 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    and I know I am always misspelling things but I caught you in one too: these days, not this days.

    Let me know of any grammatical mistakes in posts. I like to correct them when I can.

  47. 47.

    licensed to kill time

    October 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    @wasabi gasp:

    “Clean-up in the backseat, Beck hit a bump and shot Hegel in the face!”

  48. 48.

    Ben

    October 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    @RSA:

    This is one of my favorite comments ever.

  49. 49.

    slag

    October 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    And Bush read 95 books a year.

  50. 50.

    JackieBinAZ

    October 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    @Tony J: the finger lovingly inserted in his anus at the same time.

  51. 51.

    aimai

    October 3, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Wow @ Gocart Motzart

    That BOB quote is almost a Zen Koan of Wingnuttery:

    Who would the military turn the power over to if it is determined that Obama was not Constitutionally seated, and martial law is imposed to restore order? Who would the military trust to execute their oath to support and defend the United States Constitution?

    Uh? If Obama was not Constitutionally seated the Military would continue to “execute their oath to support and defend the United States Constitution” by following the orders of the Vice President, and so on down the chain of command. Anything else would be a worm oroubourous of failure to execute the oath in the first place.

    aimai

  52. 52.

    valdivia

    October 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    @DougJ:

    the only problem is that I rarely catch them but I did this time because I make it all the time.

  53. 53.

    Wilson Heath

    October 3, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Liberalism’s bedrock assumptions? That people are better off when they have rights, freedoms, and a society geared towards empowering these? Horrible.

    As opposed to Conservatism’s bedrock assumption: whoa, easy there — you ever thought maybe we don’t want those things, now or maybe ever? Now that’s the ticket!

  54. 54.

    El Cid

    October 3, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    srv: Yep. We’re seriously disabled from having true debates when all sorts of arguments are ruled out of hand as unacceptable by being ‘too’ left.

    On the other hand, though it may be inconsistent and shallower intellectually, I find that now a lot of perspectives which in the 1990s would have been dismissed as unacceptably left are now discussed as part of the general liberal blogosphere range.

  55. 55.

    mclaren

    October 3, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Glenn Beck has modified Hegel’s dialetic theory of history — his version goes: Thesis, Antithesis, Dumbassedness.

  56. 56.

    (required)

    October 3, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Beck understand Hegel like Bush understands Camus.
    ———————————

    Bush’s only problem with Camus, it turns out, was remembering whether to pronounce his name Ca-MOOSE or CA-miss. Rove wanted him to do it one way on the weekend and t’other way during the week, and he had trouble remembering which was which.

    Not the pronunication, the days.

  57. 57.

    Pope Bandar bin Turtle

    October 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    He’s [Beck’s] so vain
    He probably thinks this book [Dostoevsky’s The Idiot] is about him

  58. 58.

    Mike in NC

    October 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    What are the odds that if this bowtie-wearing pseudo-intellectual AEI dweeb tried to lecture a room full of teabaggers and townhallers, they’d beat him to the ground with their “Obama = Hitler” signs?

  59. 59.

    Woody

    October 3, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Re: Will Rogers

    when Will was born, in 1879, his daddy–a full-blood, enrolled Cherokee who had served in the Civil war as a Lieutenant in a Confederate Indian cavalry regiment–was the ‘third richest man in Indian country’ (Oklahoma). Will was slated to become a minister, probably a Methodist. His family almost certainly had owned slaves, either back east or even after relocating in the Territory. Just sayin…

  60. 60.

    Db

    October 3, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Since when is Hegel a central part of Liberalism’s patrimony? I’ve read “Elements of the Philosophy of Right” and Hegel’s views are hardly what would be considered liberal, nor is he a figure contemporary liberal political theorist particularly engage with. If anything he’s more a proto-communitarian with disturbingly totalitarian tendencies (though, as ever, all that’s open to debate). I’m sure Beck is thinking something asinine like this: Hegel was a big influence on Marx, and in his fevered “brain” Marx’s communism is the main influence on liberalism today (!), so Hegel must be an even more distance influence. Fucking idiot. Maybe he should try Locke instead. He’s much easier to read and, um, actually is a key figure in liberalism’s patrimony.

  61. 61.

    Tonal Crow

    October 3, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    @Tony J:

    And at no point in his cri d’coeur does the author address the rather basic question of just why it is that there’s no appetite amongst the reading public for weighty tomes proclaiming the superiority of supply-side economics and neo-conservative foreign policy. So I’ll do it for him. Because they all failed miserably when put into practice. And people noticed. Simple, no?

    Do I have to explain *everything* to you libtards? The fact is that supply-side economics and conservatism have *not* failed. They’ve just never been tried.

  62. 62.

    Woody

    October 3, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    In BoB, you see the actual fucktard agenda peeking its vile, factulent (stet) head out. They mean, frankly, to provoke an out-right, full-fledged Constitutional crisis by deligitimizing Obama–everything about him, every act, speech,or visit– through a continuous propaganda bombardment in the cabloid 24-hour news-cycle that ALWAYS returns to the central theme of his being “other.” They mean this to end in insurrection. They mean to induce the imposition of martial law and use it to return to power. I dunno if they can do it, but that’s the plan, i’d bet the rent on it…

  63. 63.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    October 3, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Over at Amazon, it’s so depressing to see so many RW screeds in the top Ten. Malkin, dough-boy Beck and of course, Rogue Palin.

    Don’t worry. Rich right-wing foundations buy those books by the ton to drive up their sales. Then they give them away. Or try to.

  64. 64.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    October 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Glen Beck, midway through a book about Hegel: “When are they going to get to “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Knocked Up”?”

  65. 65.

    blahblahblah

    October 3, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Beck cites a Marxist philosopher to prove his so-called intellectual right-wing bone fides? Do these PR idiots even fact check before they hit “publish”?

  66. 66.

    Balconesfault

    October 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    We’ve traded in Buckley for Beck, Kristol for Coulter, and conservatism has been reduced to sound bites.

    Conservatism was bad enough off with Kristol being Kristol.

  67. 67.

    Sly

    October 3, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    If Beck can read Walter Lippman’s Public Opinion or The Phantom Republic and come away believing the man to have been a eugenicist, my mind swirls at the notion of what his conclusions are about Hegel after reading Phenomenology.

    Other than that Hegel hated paragraphs and punctuation.

  68. 68.

    Andy K

    October 3, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Who are they trying to kid? The truth is Beck doesn’t understand The Family Circus unless there are dashed lines that spell out how Jeffy got so dirty.

  69. 69.

    lethargytartare

    October 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    @Balconesfault:

    “Conservatism was bad enough off with Kristol being Kristol.”

    Frankly, Conservatism wasn’t anything special with Buckley being Buckley.

  70. 70.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    October 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Frankly, Conservatism wasn’t anything special with Buckley being Buckley.

    William F. Buckley and his magazine, defending segregation:

    http://www.j-bradford-delong.net/movable_type/2005-3_archives/001467.html

  71. 71.

    tb

    October 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Their writing is often dense and difficult, but Beck not only reads it, he assigns it to his staff.

    My ass.

  72. 72.

    dadanarchist

    October 3, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    I missed the Hegel reference.

    I stopped reading after he called Doughbob’s magnum turdus
    “a serious work” that “will have a long shelf life.”

    Anything else he said after that moment was pointless as he demonstrated he had zero judgment.

  73. 73.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    October 3, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    @freelancer:

    Hayward does work at AEI. So that partially explains it. I know, doesn’t say much for AEI.

  74. 74.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    October 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    I also meant to add, Hayward is doing one of those WaPo chats on Tuesday. Should be interesting.

  75. 75.

    Comrade Kevin

    October 3, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    @Db:

    I’m sure Beck is thinking something asinine like this: Hegel was a big influence on Marx, and in his fevered “brain” Marx’s communism is the main influence on liberalism today (!), so Hegel must be an even more distance influence. Fucking idiot. Maybe he should try Locke instead. He’s much easier to read and, um, actually is a key figure in liberalism’s patrimony.

    You’re giving Beck far too much credit there.

  76. 76.

    SGEW

    October 3, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Ahem.

    Because the stone does not think, does not even feel, its limitedness is not a limitation for it, that is, is not a negation in it for sensation, imagination, thought, etc., which it does not possess.

    – Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, The Doctrine of Being. Found underlined in Vladimir Lenin’s personal copy of the Science of Logic. (cf.)

  77. 77.

    SGEW

    October 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Also:

    [A]ll that remained to hope was that on the day of my execution there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should greet me with howls of execration.

    – Albert Camus, The Stranger.

  78. 78.

    Mike in NC

    October 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Conservatism wasn’t anything special with Buckley being Buckley.

    Bill Buckley was a wingnut dickhead when it wasn’t cool to be one. So fuck his soul. That is all.

  79. 79.

    SGEW

    October 3, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Ah, literate irony. Such a hard jewel to find in the media, nowadays; but when you do, it’s truly precious.

    In a way, I miss the Bills, Safire and Buckley. At least they were honestly well-read.

  80. 80.

    Joel

    October 3, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Where’s Voltaire when you need him?

  81. 81.

    jl

    October 3, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Hegel?? Really?? Yeah I would suppose he has unlocked the secret bedrock of modern liberalism, and progressivism, and whatnot ever non-wingnut ideologies threaten the Republic. And we should shake in our boots, now our mistaken ideology will be torn out, root and branch.

    I’ve read several times that Hegel ‘proved’ from first principles that there could only be seven planets (not sure whether that is true, though. I read it first in Bertrand Russell, who was not overly scrupulous when dinging his philosophical enemies). He did continue to slobber over the vicious and murderous goofball Napoleon into the nineteenth century, long after more sensible people (including Beethoven, a fricken artiste) had enough sense to know he was a irredeemable monster. Those nuggets indicate Hegel would fit better with modern wingnuts.

    Seems to me the only people who claimed hegel in a positive sense where irresponsible eggheads who used him to spin intellectual theories for the early communist and fascist movements.

    So, on second thought I am not too worried. I think Marilyn Monroe probably had a better handle on reality when she tried to read Schopenauer (which is a story I read once, not sure if that is true either).

  82. 82.

    Nellcote

    October 3, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    @Woody:

    That’s a little like Charles Manson’s strategy to start a race war.

  83. 83.

    Psyberian

    October 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    It just so happens that I’ve been reading Hegel – he had a “system” as and has been respected for that. In a nutshell it helps to understand other philosophers after Hegel if you understand Hegel – I was a philosohy major.

    Db is right above.

    But my understanding is that Hegel realized that pure, unleashed capitalism woud create a poverty class. His solution was that the country would help make up for that in some ways, but Marx used that idea to help justify abandoning capitalism altogether.

  84. 84.

    Nancy Irving

    October 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    I’m confused. Isn’t Hegel supposed to be the intellectual father of communism?

  85. 85.

    jl

    October 3, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    I think modern liberalism, or moderate liberalism, or conservative social democracy (taking conservative in world wide perspective, though by current US standards that kind of conservativism is considered leftist) the major influences are
    John Locke,
    John Stuart Mill,
    Adam Smith (including Moral Sentiments as well as Wealth of Nations).

    But, better to let Beck have some one tell him absurd stories about Hegel, maybe. Or maybe not. What can you say about a strange thing related in a bizarro puff piece in the Kaplan Testprep Daily Digest? (I may not have the snarklingo correct for the Washington Post, but I tried to be hip).

  86. 86.

    Psyberian

    October 3, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Nancy, one of the reasons I wanted to study Hegel is that he has been blamed for both communism and totalitarianism. But obviously he couldn’t be both himself. His totalitarianism is fairly explicit, but the communism is only inderect and paved the way (sort-of) for communist-like thinking. (Hegel would say that communism is the anti-thises of his political philosophy.)

  87. 87.

    dsc (Unreasonable liberal)

    October 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    this piece is grossly unfair to O’Reilly, Hannity, and Ann Coulter. Seriously.

    not to mention Hegel. And, my stars, Willl Rogers!

    It would be a blast to try to engage Beck (or any TV pundit) in a serious discussion of modern philosophy.

    Walter Benjamin, a thoughtful Marxist (whose writing never fails to thrill me), committed suicide at the train station of the border between Spain and Portugal while waiting for papers (which had first been denied, then were sent at the last moment but were delayed in arriving) to allow him passage to the US to escape from the Fascists–Spanish and Nazi.

    Imagine that–A commie afraid of a Fascist–I thought they were on teh same side!

    I can’t even talk to my crazy Fox-watching family members about how their careless use of words they don’t understand makes them all look like utter fools.

    But this would only further deepen my despair.

  88. 88.

    Psyberian

    October 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    (That should of course be spelled “anti-thesis” in my last comment.)

    What I found most shocking about Hegel was his belief that war is good. War brought its people together. They become unified in a common cause in war. He also talked about China with high regard since it was so unified.

    There is no room for independent factions in his political philosopy: everyone should walk in lockstep behind the leader. Disagreement causes weakness in a country.

  89. 89.

    Psyberian

    October 3, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    I detest the accusation that liberals are communists. To respond that you’re not one is to be on the defensive. It would be better to come up with a positive term or phrase on our own that at least partially explains our position. Maybe it would be better to say that I am for “regulated capitalism” rather than saying “No, I’m not a communist.”

  90. 90.

    Sly

    October 3, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    @Jl

    I always thought Schopenhauer’s musings on Hegel were apt:

    What was senseless and without meaning at once took refuge in obscure exposition and language. Fichte was the first to grasp and make use of this privilege; Schelling at best equalled him in this, and a host of hungry scribblers without intellect or honesty soon surpassed them both. But the greatest effrontery in serving up sheer nonsense, in scrabbling together senseless and maddening webs of words, such as had previously been heard only in madhouses, finally appeared in Hegel… a commonplace, inane, loathsome, repulsive and ignorant charlatan, who with unparalleled effrontery compiled a system of crazy nonsense that was trumpeted abroad as immortal wisdom by his mercenary followers.

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