Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The jury literally has a bell they can ring to force Trump to show up on command. Greatest thing ever!

Glad to see john eastman going through some things.

If you’re looking for someone who’s young and athletic, go watch a fucking movie.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Republicans in disarray!

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

Accountability, motherfuckers.

People are weird.

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

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  2. 2.

    General Winfield Stuck

    Thank you so much Senor Cole. Bitsy’s mug popping up on my screen was just what the doctor ordered:)

    I am voting now.

  6. 6.

    Midnight Marauder

    @beltane:

    The teabaggers/salt shakers/dumbasses not only want to kick Snowe out of the party, they want her to take Lindsay Graham with her. I’m not sure if this is funny or sad.

    Yeppers. I threw this out during another thread, but it warrants reference again for the shiny Open Thread:

    Lindsey Graham Faces Tea Party Fury: “Traitor,” “Democrat In Drag,” “Half-A-Sissy” (VIDEO)

    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) faced an eruption of rage from Tea Party activists at a town hall meeting Tuesday for his decision to work with Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) on climate change and clean energy legislation.

    At a Greenville, South Carolina town hall, angry attendees called Graham a “traitor,” of “going to bed with John Kerry,” and making a “pact with the devil.”

    The extreme reaction mirrors the sentiment perpetuating through the conservative blogosphere, where Graham’s legislative endeavors have led him to be labeled a “Democrat in drag,” a “wussypants,” and a “half-a-sissy,” among other things.

    I don’t know about you all, but I find the term “half-a-sissy” to be head-scratchingly confusing, yet simultaneously chock full of awesome. Should you be even more insulted at apparently not being sissy enough to be labeled a “full sissy”? Or is being “half-a-sissy” somehow more insulting than being a “full sissy”?

    I mean, what exactly is the hierarchy of sissy insults, and can Michael Steele help clarify this in anyway, preferably with a spankin’ new “not even really a web site” web site that grew up on the mean, mean streets? And are there GOPers out there who the wingnuts would consider “three quarters-a-sissy”? Maybe even “a full sissy and a half”?

    This is something that needs to finally be settled, once and for all.

  7. 7.

    General Winfield Stuck

    Yes, I have been slacking lately. I was having mind-fu of voting early and often in Chicago.

  11. 11.

    Demo Woman

    What a great article about Bitsy. I hope that this article helps her win this week.
    Earlier John mentioned that he was sterilizing with bleach and other stuff. Dogs are quite sensitive to odors so don’t overdo.

  12. 12.

    Martin

    Huzzah!

    At this rate the only one fit to wear the coveted ( R ) after their name will be Senator Palpatine.

  19. 19.

    Shell

    OH-MY-GOD, that face! I must of chuckled for five minutes. It’s a tonic.

    Going to vote now.

    But like John said. How long is this thing going on?

  22. 22.

    bystander

    What a great article on Bitsy. Hope the community steps in to give her a boost.

    Ahem. I will have you know Mr. Cole, that I have only missed one day’s vote when I was no where near, anywhere, I could get to a computer. Amazing those places in the US still exist, but the little local library I’d counted on was full system down that day. I even have my spouse registered to vote. Of course he never remembers so I vote Bitsy for him on his machine. We’re pulling our weight around here. With 7 rescue dogs of my own at the moment, it’d be darned hard to forget.

    Go Bitsy!!!!111!!

  25. 25.

    Laura W

    @Shell:

    But like John said. How long is this thing going on?

    The very simple, easy-to-understand rules are right next to Bitsy’s photo on the VOTE page. John knows the rules. He’s just being coy, or crabby, or something in his top post.

    If we’d all voted every single day since we started pimping her way back in week 6, we wouldn’t have to harass all y’all so often to VOTE.
    Isn’t it a tad more productive and fulfilling than bashing people all day long?
    No?
    Never mind then. As you were.

  28. 28.

    asiangrrlMN

    @slag: Very nice! ABBA is a guilty pleasure of mine.

    @JK: I knew I could count on you–and you managed to link one of my faves–Santana. Listening to them now.

    burnspbesq, me likey!

  29. 29.

    JGabriel

    @beltane:

    The teabaggers/salt shakers/dumbasses not only want to kick Snowe out of the party, they want her to take Lindsay Graham with her.

    If only one of the right-wing sites would think of mounting an oatmeal protest, we could call them the Shakers, the Quakers, and Teabag Makers.

    .

  32. 32.

    asiangrrlMN

    @asiangrrlMN: This was aimed at the rock salt thread, of course. Sneaky DougJ slid another post in there, quick-like. At least the rock salt thread was funny until the second-most annoying BJ troll came out to grunt.

    JGabriel, that is oddly catchy. I’m bopping my head to it as I type.

  33. 33.

    Demo Woman

    I just sent the article to friends of mine. Maybe this is the week. Bitsy already has over a thousand votes and a few more can only help.

    @Laura W: lol John’s been great reminding us. Maybe next year we can vote for Lily.
    If there are any posters from the Great Orange Satan here, they could write a post including the article. Bitsy would win for sure then.

  37. 37.

    Anne Laurie

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    Golf anyone?

    Looks like the local spray-paint sales restrictions are having some effect on the teenage Masshole morans, and they’ve run out of cemeteries to vandalize. Srsly, there are going to be some angry parents out there once the Secret Service explains that ‘kids blowing off steam’ can still be prosecuted for property damage, hate crimes, and/or wasting the time of people with better things to do.

    Maybe Erick Erickson can rally the Red State Trike Farce to send the defendants bags of golf tees — they’re lighter than rock salt so shipping won’t deter the Fighting Hellmice.

  38. 38.

    Penfold

    @Midnight Marauder:

    I don’t know about you all, but I find the term “half-a-sissy” to be head-scratchingly confusing, yet simultaneously chock full of awesome. Should you be even more insulted at apparently not being sissy enough to be labeled a “full sissy”? Or is being “half-a-sissy” somehow more insulting than being a “full sissy”?

    I think this is the correct interpretation. It’s sort of like, “You suck too much(/are too much of a sissy?!) to even go full-sissy; you just half ass it.” Chock full of awesome and paradox (and nuts?).

    You know, I’ve never hated Lindsey Graham as he’s just more-or-less your typical politician, not a total whackjob, but I think I’m actually drifiting towards having a lot of sympathy for him, maybe even liking him. Here’s a guy who, just for not being a total wingnut, is drawing the ire of his party. Also, let’s not forget he was saying we should think about nationalizing the banks when the Obama administration was actively discounting that idea. Hell, lately, except on health care reform, he’s been more “liberal” (by which I mean center/center-right) than the Blue Dogs. If it didn’t seem so implausible for a South Carolinian, I’d think we were looking at another Arlen Specter-style defector in the making.

  40. 40.

    Demo Woman

    @JK: Jimmy Kimmel is dating some one on his staff and as far as I know, he did not say anything about Letterman. Somehow, I missed the discussion about Kimmel’s affair on NBC or ABC. Can we say double standard anyone? In all fairness I don’t think that the Letterman or the Kimmel story is anyone’s business but it does seem odd that the stations did not cover this. Can we say ratings.
    Quinnipiac University should stay mum. Geee!

  44. 44.

    JK

    @Demo Woman:

    I’m a big Letterman fan and I won’t throw him under the bus, unless I hear credible evidence that he was harrassing any of the women on his staff.

  46. 46.

    JGabriel

    Dreggas:

    can’t see Youtube from work, is that the one by modest mouse?

    Yep. An atypically upbeat tune from them. Gotta say I love it, even as a fan going way back, despite the hipster “sellout” cries.

    .

  47. 47.

    General Winfield Stuck

    @Anne Laurie:

    Well, it’s a relief being kids. If The Peoples Republic of Massachusetts goes fascist, we’re all in a pile of hooey.

  48. 48.

    A

    I don’t want to register for more crap. Can I just adopt this dog instead? Is that what we are really looking for here?
    How will it get along with my dog, cat and ferret?

  50. 50.

    slag

    @JK: John Nichols’ sour grapes come from the fact that the Nation will never be considered news either. Watching John Nichols complain about Fox’s treatment is like watching a guy in the lower middle class complaining about taxes on the wealthy because he’s hoping to some day become wealthy. Someone should tell him to get over himself. It’s not going to happen.

  51. 51.

    Dreggas

    W00T! Fiance scored ducks tickets for the hockey game tomorrow night. Not sure what seats since her boss is givin em to her but I am guessing they’ll be good.

  52. 52.

    Dreggas

    @JGabriel:

    I admit the first I have ever heard of them was from Rockband 2. That game is responsible for turning me on to some good new (and not so new) music.

  53. 53.

    JK

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    No one is more richly deserving of a serious smackdown than Fox News, the most intellectually dishonest news organization in America.

    A regrettable consequence of Obama’s staffers taking on Fox is the knee jerk response of some of their competitors to circle the wagons and defend Fox’s bullshit, bogus brand of journalism.

    White House’s Fox News War Sparks Criticism, Surprising Backlash
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/12/white-houses-fox-news-war_n_318025.html

  54. 54.

    PETE

    John, I’m sorry. I’m a regular reader, first-time commenter, and dog lover.

    It’s funny that the repeated entreaties to Vote for Bitsy are what finally caused an emotional reaction strong enough for me to want to post a comment, but I’m just going to point out the elephant in the room: If we’re dealing in superlatives like “cutest,” here, Bitsy isn’t even in the ballpark — maybe the Pirates’ ballpark, but not, like, a real ballpark with a real team.

    I mean, I can’t be the only one. ONLY 1,000 votes so far? What’s that work out to? 8-10 votes per entreaty? Pretty low conversion rate. My theory: We progressives and liberals that frequent your site are, I have to believe, a principled lot. Unlike our counterparts on the other side of the aisle, we don’t cynically abandon our principles because some party big wig tells us to. At the same time, we’re also nice, so it’s up to me to be an asshole and say out loud what everyone, based on the paltry vote totals, must be thinking.

    I’m sure Bitsy’s owner is a lovely person, who truly loves her dog. Had she entered her in, say, a “Sweetest Dog” competition, I would have considered voting based on her doleful eyes. But I am not going to vote for a dog who is — I’ll be generous — in the 58th percentile of dogs as far as cuteness for the title of “Cutest Dog” just because someone — I’ll be generous again — “asks” me to. That’s the road to Sarah Palin, if you ask me.

    If Bitsy doesn’t win, it’ll be a testament to your readers’ convictions and independence. So you can be proud either way.

  55. 55.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @Demo Woman:

    If there are any posters from the Great Orange Satan here, they could write a post including the article. Bitsy would win for sure then.

    I posted a link to Bitsy on my Faceborg page. That should push her over the edge.

  57. 57.

    SGEW

    [W]e have been slacking . . . .

    I, too, have voted for Bitsy every day, even tho’ I have been rather frantically busy as of late.

    Honestly, I’ll be a little wistful when the contest is over, now.

  58. 58.

    JK

    @slag:

    Reading John Nichols’ column was frustrating. I can’t conceive of Fox News or any right wing nut pundit rushing to the defense of The Nation magazine, on any issue, in a million years.

  59. 59.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: As you’ve probably guessed, I am not a huge Springsteen fan, but I like both these songs, especially Badlands. The Santana songs are fabulous.
    @Penfold: No sympathy have I for Graham. He is pro-rape. I don’t want him in my party or any of the other male Republicans who currently reside in the Senate.

  60. 60.

    General Winfield Stuck

    @JK:

    If it weren’t for the fact that news orgs rate with the public somewhere just north of used car salesmen, I might be worried. Fortunately, I’m not. If CNN or the Nation, or any other news outlets wants to lay down with snakes, that’s their business. Some anti-venom might be wise however.

  61. 61.

    rikyrah

    just a random tangent-

    my 18 month old niece is obsessed with dogs right now. every animal she sees is a ‘dog’. she loves your site because of the dog pictures.

  62. 62.

    Midnight Marauder

    @freelancer:

    Michael Steele’s What Up blog now officially called “Change the Game”.

    Are they just going down their list of suggested titles from “Hip Hop Aficionado” and “Ebonics For Beginners”?

    What’s next, “Holla Back”?

  63. 63.

    Comrade Mary

    @PETE: Aw, for fuck’s sake, you haven’t seen the cocked head pose, have you? That cocked head pose is kryptonite straight to the heart, man. If you don’t respond, then you’re just a zombie, man.

    Mary, +1.5 and listening to her Tom Waits downloads.

  65. 65.

    JK

    @asiangrrlMN:

    As you’ve probably guessed, I am not a huge Springsteen fan

    Thanks for the clarification. I had actually assumed just the opposite, because my only recollection about your feelings towards Springsteen was that you were a huge fan of Rosalita.

  66. 66.

    slag

    @General Winfield Stuck: I avoided that story all day because more neo-Nazi dumbassery wasn’t a pleasant prospect. But then I read this:

    Police believe the vandals meant to carve a swastika next to President Barack Obama’s name on the 18th hole; however, the symbol was backwards and means hope and peace in some Eastern countries.

    And it actually made my day brighter. So, thank you for posting it! And thank you, dumbasses everywhere, for being so incredibly dumbass!

  67. 67.

    JGabriel

    @rikyrah:

    my 18 month old niece is obsessed with dogs right now. every animal she sees is a ‘dog’. she loves your site because of the dog pictures.

    For God’s sake, don’t let her read about the kittens…

    .

  74. 74.

    JK

    @Comrade Mary:

    And may I just add that Waits does the most fucking awesome klezmer for a goyim.

    I’m not a big Tom Waits’ fan, but I just love the way your sentence reads.

  75. 75.

    gnomedad

    I showed this to my 15 y.o. son, who loves to roll his eyes at letters to the editor, and he refused to believe it was not a spoof. You have much to learn, grasshopper.

    On a cheerier note, NPR had a wonderful interview with 79 y.o. Ernie Banks this morning.

  76. 76.

    Laura W

    @PETE: Read the link to the story, Pete. It’s not a vanity contest. Look at the previous winners on the contest site. Check out the winner named for Stephen Colbert. Not my idea of “cute”. Won primarily due to the CNN coverage of the battle between him and Mozart.

    This is a grass roots effort to get a dog who was emaciated and left by the side of the road with a broken leg into the money circle so that any dollars earned can fund the rescue work of a woman who works real estate, full-time, to fund her rescue work. For FIFTY YEARS.

    If you are the dog lover you say you are, you will re-think your hasty proclamation. Unless you were snarking. But even in that case, it still is not funny. If it bugs you, ignore the posts. Don’t vote if you find her so un-cute your conscience forbids it. But at the very least, take a minute to grasp the larger overview and absorb the ultimate goal here, which is to try to find the funds to found and support a non-profit animal rescue group in Western North Carolina. More than a quarter of a million animals die in North Carolina shelters annually, twice the national average.

  79. 79.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: Thumbs up on the Lou Reed. Thumbs down on the Steely Dan.

    Bruce Springsteen: I just really like Rosalita and a few other of his songs. The rest I can leave.

  82. 82.

    JK

    @JGabriel:

    The web masters of the GOP website wouldn’t know how to pour sand out of a shoe if the instructions were written on the heel.

  83. 83.

    SiubhanDuinne

    LOL, Keith O just described Michele Malkin as a “big mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it.”

  84. 84.

    Chad N Freude

    @JK: I read the column. To the extent that he criticizes the incredible clumsiness of the administration playing That Man Behind the News Curtain, I agree. And it is certainly true that newspapers have always been vicious to political figures. I have read parts of the book “American Aurora” about the Revolutionary era paper he mentions (at over 900 pages, the book is too big for me to finish in my copious spare time), and the paper was the Fox News of its day. I don’t know whether Obama appearing with the Fox News Werewolf Team would have a positive result, but I would expect it to result in a gold mine of out-of-context quotes for the Right to bludgeon him with. And I don’t believe for a nanosecond his assertion “If the Fox interviewers are absurdly unfair, the American people will respond with appropriate consternation.” That would only happen in a parallel universe. So I guess I partly agree, partly disagree, and partly don’t know. I hope that such a wishy-washy take doesn’t get me ostracized by the BJ slash-and-burn opinion team.

  90. 90.

    Demo Woman

    @freelancer: They separated quite a while ago. I love Sarah Silverman and think that both Kimmel and Letterman are great. The Letterman crap though is strictly because of ratings on NBC’s part. GMC and ABC have been doing a pretty good job too.

  92. 92.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Damn it. I didn’t know that pen is es was a mod word.

    Because they have small penii and it makes them feel better about themselves to be shitty to other people (or in this case, dogs).

    Demo Woman, I read a few months ago that Silverman and Kimmel were back together again.

  94. 94.

    Demo Woman

    @Just Some Fuckhead: The article was great. I sent it to all my conservative acquaintances hoping to entice them to vote. I should have just sent them the balloon juice page instead. lol

  95. 95.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: At first, I thought you were linking to Genesis the group whom I also don’t like, but then I realized my mistake. Great song!

    I don’t care as much for the second song, but Chicago is another guilty pleasure of mine.

  96. 96.

    JK

    @Chad N Freude:

    Fox News Werewolf Team

    That’s catchy. I basically agree with your sentiments. I don’t think it’s wishy washy either. I think Newton’s 3rd law of motion is worth considering regarding the Obama Fox News feud: To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. If any an Obama staffer’s criticism of Fox News generates counterattacks from Fox News’ rivals MAYBE the strategy is counter productive and should be reconsidered.

    I think the country and the world are basically fucked up beyond repair and will remain that way despite the best intentions and efforts of Obama. Thanks to Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, etc there’ll be plenty laughs as the planet plunges further and further down the drain.

  98. 98.

    Montysano

    @Cat Lady: Unfortunately, Sufan will never, ever come near where I live. Sad but true.

    I see that he finally has a new album coming out. He went missing for a few years, along with Be Good Tanyas and esp. Gillian Welch (where are you, Gillian?).

    I like his stuff, but he is not an easy listen.

  99. 99.

    Chad N Freude

    @JK:

    I think the country and the world are basically fucked up beyond repair and will remain that way become even moreso despite the best intentions and efforts of Obama. Thanks to Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, etc there’ll be plenty laughs as the planet plunges further and further down the drain.

    I would love to have a discussion with you about this over a beer (if you’re a member of the proletariat) or a glass of fine wine (if you’re an effete elitist snob).

  100. 100.

    sylvia

    Thank you, thank you for all your votes for Little Bitsy!
    Only two more weeks of voting for the chance to get her into the top 12!
    She might not be the “cutest” dog (don’t tell her!) but that’s really not what this is all about.

    So – keep voting please!!!!

    Sylvia

  101. 101.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    Happy Anniversary Bill O’Reilly! O’Reilly Falafel Suit Turns Five

    Congratulations! What’s the 5-year gift? Silver? Paper? A wetsuit and dildo set?

  102. 102.

    edsaid

    Or is being “half-a-sissy” somehow more insulting than being a “full sissy”?

    I am not 100% sure, but I think Dick Button was the first to do a full sissy in the 1948 Winter Olympics.

  103. 103.

    LD50

    @Midnight Marauder:

    At a Greenville, South Carolina town hall, angry attendees called Graham a “traitor,” of “going to bed with John Kerry,” and making a “pact with the devil.”

    I remember once upon a time, not too long ago, it was normal for Democratic and GOP senators to work together. It was considered a smart way to help legislation pass. Now, thanks to the diseased level of discourse the wingnuts have gifted us with, it makes you a ‘traitor’.

  106. 106.

    Chad N Freude

    @LD50:

    I remember once upon a time, not too long ago, it was normal for Democratic and GOP senators to work together.

    I think you mean “Along time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …”

  108. 108.

    JK

    @asiangrrlMN:

    At first, I thought you were linking to Genesis the group whom I also don’t like, but then I realized my mistake. Great song! I don’t care as much for the second song, but Chicago is another guilty pleasure of mine.

    I’m a big fan of Genesis under the leadership of Peter Gabriel. Post-Gabriel Genesis doesn’t interest me so much, but Turn It On Again totally kicks ass IMHO.

    I thought you might like Genesis by Jorma because you liked Father and Son by Cat Stevens and I Got a Name by Jim Croce. For me, these songs create a similar vibe and I can’t listen to one without thinking of the others.

    Questions 67 & 68 is my favorite Chicago song. Before they pursued a more pop oriented path, I think Chicago produced some great music. Jimi Hendrix was a big Terry Kath fan and a recording engineer who worked with most of the big acts from the 60’s once said that the best live performances he’d ever seen came from Chicago and the Who.

  109. 109.

    slag

    @Chad N Freude: That’s true. And a good point. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t want to be taken as seriously as Fox is. Or at least as seriously as even-the-liberal-New-Republic. And they are not. Which is too bad, but that certainly won’t change by people continuing to take Fox seriously.

  110. 110.

    Laura W

    @sylvia: And THIS, PETE, is Bitsy’s owner, who is a lovely person, and truly loves her newly-adopted dog.

    Thanks for stopping in, Sylvia. Know Hope!

  111. 111.

    Chad N Freude

    @slag: A long time ago (think I F Stone) they carved out a small, specialized niche for themselves and have never grown beyond it.

  113. 113.

    Chad N Freude

    @slag: It’s also worth noting that TNR has gone through a number of niche changes and expansions over the years.

  114. 114.

    JK

    @LD50:

    I thought the original saying was ‘pour piss out of boots’.

    In an impulsive act of unforgivable dickishness, I cleaned up that quote because I thought some female readers might take offense. I’m also a hypocrite, because I’ve never for a nanosecond thought of writing Forget the Yankees instead of Fuck the Yankees. But Walt Whitman contradicted himself too, so maybe I’m in good company.

  115. 115.

    Chad N Freude

    @JK:

    I cleaned up that quote because I thought some female readers might take offense.

    And now you have offended the female readers who are offended by sexist differential treatment. Dude, you better quit now.

  117. 117.

    gnomedad

    I haven’t seen Michael Moore’s latest, but it supposedly reports the practice of corporations taking out life insurance policies on employees without their knowledge. I admit this is creepy, but how can it be profitable? As Mad Magazine once pointed out, a life insurance policy is a “bet” that you are going to die, and insurance companies (also capitalist and evil) are very good at making sure the odds are in the house’s favor. So how does this make sense?

  120. 120.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @Mark S.:

    Has anyone else been following the story of Rush Limbaugh trying to buy the Rams? I find it hilarious that this guy who makes GOP senators piss in their pants is actually quite hated by the vast majority of right thinking people.

    I think the media has been very desirous that a white conservative do well. They’re interested in white conservative radio show hosts and prospective NFL owners doing well. I think there’s a little hope invested in Rush and he got a lot of credit for possible ownership of a team that he really didn’t deserve.

  121. 121.

    RedKitten

    @JK:

    I cleaned up that quote because I thought some female readers might take offense.

    Did you fall and hit your head and forget what site you’re reading? The women here can be (and have been) just as crude (if not more so) than the men.

  125. 125.

    gnomedad

    @LD50:

    I thought the original saying was ‘pour piss out of boots’.

    It seems to me that “sand” makes more sense. Is this a case of reverse bowdlerization; or is there some reason for a boot to have piss in it, except as a prank?

  126. 126.

    JK

    @Chad N Freude:

    Pissing someone off by saying/doing something I felt was inoffensive as a substitute to something I thought was offensive is not unfamiliar terrain for me. I hope to make greater progress in this area or slash my wrists.

  127. 127.

    Anne Laurie

    @PETE:

    My theory: We progressives and liberals that frequent your site are, I have to believe, a principled lot. Unlike our counterparts on the other side of the aisle, we don’t cynically abandon our principles because some party big wig tells us to. At the same time, we’re also nice, so it’s up to me to be an asshole and say out loud what everyone, based on the paltry vote totals, must be thinking…

    Dude, if you intended to produce a parody of FDL-type Correct Thinking Commentary, this is moderately brilliant. But if you’re just being painfully earnest, may I suggest that your irony meter needs re-setting?

  131. 131.

    Demo Woman

    @Just Some Fuckhead: and to add to your point, I think folks would be pleased to see Rush own a team with only white conservative players cuz we would cheer them on just cuz we could. Maybe they could play Oakland first.

  133. 133.

    Midnight Marauder

    @LD50:

    I remember once upon a time, not too long ago, it was normal for Democratic and GOP senators to work together. It was considered a smart way to help legislation pass. Now, thanks to the diseased level of discourse the wingnuts have gifted us with, it makes you a ‘traitor’.

    And what does it say about the state of the Republican Party that the base can turn so quickly and viciously on someone like Lindsey Graham and elicit even the faintest amount of sympathy for him as he tries to do something actually productive for once in his life?

    I mean, there’s nothing that can actually make me feel bad, pity, or sympathy for that devil, but if that situation doesn’t indicate how epically disastrous (for “conservatives”)/mind-bogglingly awesome (for sane folks) the 2010 midterm election process is going to be, well then, I don’t know what could. For all the talk about Republican comebacks, it’s going to be like fucking Lord of The Flies in a few months, when things really swing into gear.

    Those fuckers are going to eat each other alive, from the opening gun to the final whistle. And I, for one, am going to fucking love it.

  135. 135.

    JK

    @Chad N Freude:

    I would love to have a discussion with you about this over a beer (if you’re a member of the proletariat) or a glass of fine wine (if you’re an effete elitist snob).

    My financial status is proletarian, but I prefer the taste of wine. Don’t forget PIZZA and FRENCH FRIES.

  138. 138.

    Chad N Freude

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Thanks for the link. This leaves me speechless. Well, I have enough speech left to ask how can this be publicized — widely — beyond the self-stroking BJ commentariat?

  140. 140.

    Midnight Marauder

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Nope, just the NFL owners committee when they see this.

    Personally, I’m excited to see what comes out of that moran’s mouth the day after the NFL rejects his bid. I’m sure we could get a good game of speculation about what kind of ignorant nonsense he’s going to spew. \

    And just how heavily “the negroes” will be to blame.

  142. 142.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @Chad N Freude:

    how can this be publicized—widely—beyond the self-stroking BJ commentariat?

    Well, since we don’t have our own Drudge, we have to use sockpuppets to ask a few leading questions on WaPo Chat like “Do you agree with Rush Limbaugh when he says black people should be kept as slaves on plantations so the streets are safe at night?” When they flounder around with typically lame answers, DougJ will post about it on Balloon-Juice frontpage and then a couple of the bigger blogs point at it, then Josh over at TPM starts beating the drum slowly, but persistently. Then FDL and a couple of the shrill blogs lose their fucking minds over it. Then Joe Klein weighs in on it and explains why it isn’t as bad as it seems but it’s still way way over the line.

    Then the cable shows pick it up and we’re home free.

  147. 147.

    Cat G

    @gnomedad: One of the sleazier ideas of the Jack Abramoff/Ralph Reed cabal was for certain Indian tribes to buy life insurance on old tribal members so that the tribes could collect the payouts and afford to pay the Abramoff lobbying fees. The lobbying was over gambling issues & Abramoff was lobbying both sides…just unbelievably sleazy. p.s. the tribes refused the idea. Somebody needs to do a movie on these &%$@#.

  148. 148.

    Montysano

    @JK:

    Questions 67 & 68 is my favorite Chicago song.

    On the turntable as we speak. Thanks for that. Chicago knew what they were doing in the recording studio; it’s great sounding stuff.

  150. 150.

    JK

    @Montysano:

    I’ve never heard the album myself, but I’ve read that their Live in Japan album from the early 1970’s is supposedly much better than Live at Carnegie Hall.

  151. 151.

    Chad N Freude

    @JK: If you would like to discuss how to bring this about, e-mail me at [email protected]. It’s a mail anonymizer, and messages evaporate after some unspecified number of hours, but I’ll check it at random intervals. If you send a message and don’t get a response, try again. I have to leave now to preserve the tiny shreds of sanity I have left.

  152. 152.

    Montysano

    @Comrade Mary: I just discovered that the Tom Waits concert on NPR All Songs Considered that I linked to upthread is available as a free podcast on iTunes (as well as a bunch of other choice stuff).

  153. 153.

    Comrade Mary

    Oh, the All Songs Considered podcast? Terrific — thanks!

    (I can’t believe I just had to add “podcast” to the Firefox dictionary).

  156. 156.

    Midnight Marauder

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Yes. I like penii better, so I use that instead.

    I can’t be the only one who read that in a way it was most certainly not intended.

  159. 159.

    asiangrrlMN

    @Midnight Marauder: As the plural of pen is, the male organ, yes. That’s the way it’s intended.

    I’m in moderation for too many links about how Limbaugh’s racism is well known in the NFL world. Damn.

    @JK:

    In an impulsive act of unforgivable dickishness, I cleaned up that quote because I thought some female readers might take offense. I’m also a hypocrite, because I’ve never for a nanosecond thought of writing Forget the Yankees instead of Fuck the Yankees. But Walt Whitman contradicted himself too, so maybe I’m in good company.

    Really? Seriously? You HAVE read my posts, right?

  163. 163.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: You can make it up by posting a link to a song in the style of Leonard Cohen, but upbeat.

    GWS, I hate you for making me click on that link (even though I couldn’t bear to watch), but I’ll forgive you if you post another pic of Libby.

  165. 165.

    JK

    @asiangrrlMN:

    My intentions: Bad as always

    Words to live by. I wish I could shake your hand, give you a high five, or email you a drink for that.

    “My intentions: Bad as always” – This is a fitting motto for a blog. I also like it for an epitaph.

    asiangrrlMN, you are always on. Thanks for being money in the bank when it comes to passionate, funny, dead-on bullseye comments. I raise a pizza slice in your honor.

  171. 171.

    asiangrrlMN

    @General Winfield Stuck: I’ve been going through the pics of Libby (backwards), and I am just stunned at how ridiculously cute she is.

    @JK: That Rundgren is awesome. I’ve always liked that Simon and Garfunkel song. Thanks!

    P.S. You didn’t think I was gonna make it easy for you, did you?

  172. 172.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: Wow. I really like the Dylan/Cash song. I am surprised because I don’t much care for Dylan, but I do love me some Man in Black.

    Neil Young, eh. I could take or leave.

  175. 175.

    freelancer

    @JK

    Re: Mad Men.

    Jesus,

    This show is amazing, and I feel that though I’m power cycling through the first two seasons, I’m reminded of Jim Gaffigan and his bit on the movie HEAT.

  176. 176.

    JK

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Have you considered posting an email address on your blog for readers wishing to respond directly to you as opposed to leaving a message in your comments section?

  178. 178.

    freelancer (itouch)

    @JK:
    tmylm is a show on hbo. It explores relationships in a light I’ve never seen before. I wasn’t single when it was airing at the time and it’s a really tough show to watch “together”.

  179. 179.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: I suppose I could do that. Hm. I will see what I can do. Otherwise, I will make me techie (my bro) do it for me.

    I don’t have cable. I do not watch Mad Men. To be honest, even if I had cable, I would not watch.

  183. 183.

    Mark S.

    I love Girl From the Northern Country.

    Please see for me if her hair hangs long,
    If it rolls and flows all down her breast.
    Please see for me if her hair hangs long,
    That’s the way I remember her best.

  185. 185.

    asiangrrlMN

    @ellaesther: Yeah, I could do that. I was just hoping there was a super-stealth way I could do it so I wouldn’t have to give out my actual email addy. Oh well. It’s not like it’s a big secret, anyway.

  186. 186.

    JK

    @asiangrrlMN:

    I do not watch Mad Men. To be honest, even if I had cable, I would not watch.

    I admire your will power. With all the intense critical buzz it’s been receiving, I thought your curiosity might have gotten the best of you and you’d say to yourself “I have to check out this show that so many critics are raving about it and which has attracted such a loyal following.”

    I use wordpress.org. Any idea how I can embed it?

    Sorry, I don’t know how to embed it. I have no experience using any blogging sofware. I think it’s good for a blog to have an email contact. It’s handy if you have information to disseminate, but you don’t wish to share it with the whole blogosphere.

  189. 189.

    asiangrrlMN

    @JK: Well, I am a contrarian in that the more buzz a show garner, the less likely I am to watch it. In addition, I saw the trailer, and it didn’t interest me in the least. There ya go.

    I am gonna take ellaesther’s suggestion and just post an email addy in my about me/contact page. I’ll have it up in two minutes.

  190. 190.

    ellaesther

    @asiangrrlMN: Super stealth = open a different, free account. Et voila!

    And make sure that you do something like Your Name (at) hotmail (dot) com — so that you don’t get slammed with the spam.

    I just went over to your place again. Honesty is a good thing, my friend. A very good, if not easy, thing. Onward and upward — you’re doing good stuff.

  193. 193.

    ellaesther

    @Elizabelle: But it’s such a lovely picture of The Bean…!

    Actually I live just outside of Chicago, so I have no idea how smart or dumb the place really is. And I’m glad they didn’t get the Olympics, because I’m a pain in the and a crank. So perhaps I should withhold any further opinions I may develop….

  194. 194.

    JK

    @Elizabelle:

    I saw that item. At this point, I think these rankings don’t matter much. I feel like I’m surrounded by an avalanche of stupidity pouring forth from the Internet, radio, television, and print. Despite Obama’s election, I see no let up in the volume of rampant stupidity being produced by wingnuts and treated as credible by the Washington Press Corps.

  197. 197.

    ellaesther

    @JK: I strive to be service-y! And am so proud of the three and a half things that I know about blogging that I feel a powerful need to share…!

    I’ve been feeling so run down by the news lately, by the way, that I really feel your earlier comment about all the stupidity. I actually spent hours tonight just finding things online that would make me happy, because I was so desperate for a break from the misery. If you would like a break yourself, you are always welcome at my world of fun things and online relief….

    The fact that I forgot the word “ass” in my last comment suggests to me, however, that I must go to bed (too tired to curse? Bedtime!). So I’m off. It was brief but lovely, Balloon Juice!

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