I guess I missed this particular episode of wingnuttery. I’m a big fan of how after they made asses out of themselves asserting Wright and Ayers and others falsely visited the White House, they then blamed it on the WH for not warning them that different people can have the same name.
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ChrisB
Yes, this has been around for a bit. Olbermann had Ed Morrissey and others who went crazy over Ayers and Wright appearing on the list as some of his “worst persons” last night.
licensed to kill time
Fu King Fan tastic title.
Bubblegum Tate
“Teabaggers demand meeting with Mike Ock; film at 11 on the Spice Channel”
MattF
The world beyond the wingnut Schwarzchild radius is different. Everyone has a different name, fascists are liberals, the moon is made of Dijon mustard, and there’s teleprompters everywhere. Especially Kenya.
Just Some Fuckhead
How do we know it’s a “he”?
Marked Hoosier
Facts have a well known liberal bias. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
SpotWeld
They’ll never be convinced of the reality of these logs until they can check the kerning
General Winfield Stuck
Distant relations to Woody E Rection.
cleek
that was a lovely little bit of troll-baiting the WH did there.
obviously they knew the wingnuts were gonna shit themselves when the name “William Ayers” showed up.
dance, monkeys! dance!
jibeaux
I heard they were looking for, but could not find, Amanda Hugginkiss.
Brachiator
Is Prince Albert still in the can?
Cat Lady
Does anyone here know Dick Hertz from Holden?
Zifnab
And, of course, the real joke is that the White House hasn’t released all the records. Just a subsection.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33556933/ns/politics-white_house/
So rather than investigate who is not on the list, the wingnuts just go back to flinging flaming bags of poop. Lest they be accused of actual journalism.
Bubblegum Tate
Wingers seem very interested in this Ben Dover character.
jibeaux
There are a lot of Hugh Jasses in America, I hear. I bet one of them visited.
jibeaux
There was a lot of buzz about the Russian guy, Pikov Andropov, but he just turned out to be a chauffeur.
Senyordave
I believe Seymour Butt and Hugh Jazz were frequent visitors.
jibeaux
I have a very deep reserve of Simpsons episodes and Car Talk credits, so y’all can just bribe me to stop whenever.
soonergrunt
You know they’re just dying to find this guy, Michael Hunt, and find out what his counter tops look like.
D-Chance.
Re: subject title
Now, that’s Hugh Morris…
Third Eye Open
I heard that Obama has seen the writing on the wall, and has already put the crack attorneys from Dewie, Cheetum, and Howe on retainer. I can say with all certainty, that we are living through the twenty-first centuries’ first failed presidency. HUZZAH!
wlrube
Let’s comb the list for noted terrorists like Haid d’Salaami, Hous bin Pharteen, and Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr.
D-Chance.
BTW, Bill DeMott approved the above message.
slippy
I don’t know if he visited the WH, but some Stu Pedasso clearly was involved in whipping up the fires of this conflagration of idiocy.
WyldPiratd
Just Some [email protected]
gutter-minded liberal pervert. ;)
The Grand Panjandrum
The Dick Armey crowd is filled with Randy Johnson fans. This leaves them at a distinct disadvantage when teabagging as the balls go by to quickly for any real pleasure to be had. Is it any wonder they are in a perpetual state of rage?
licensed to kill time
I guess the list was the cream of Some Yung Guys.
cleek
is there an Al Coholic there ?
how about Phil MaCrackin, Al Killeu, Mike Huntstinks, Clint Toris?
Tube Bar FTW.
Perry Como
Jeff Gannon is back in the press corps?
Arguingwithsignposts - ipod touchs
@licensed to kill time: agreed. Bout laughed out loud on that one. Well played jc.
John S.
Well, maybe the records show Hugh G. Rection didn’t actually visit, but I’m sure Obama was thinking about having him visit, so the comment stands.
/wingnut
Xanthipas
If there’s a blogger equivalent to falling down while wetting your pants, that’s it. What losers.
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
Did that notice that E. Normus Johnson wasn’t on the list?
bemused
Rightwingers have to be the most gullible people on earth. They will fall for anything.
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
THEY. Did THEY notice.
(Whaddawewant? AN EDIT FUNCTION! Whendowewannit? NOW!!)
Max
Haywood Jablomey was spotted earlier this morning.
Oops, sorry, that was Bill Clinton. They look alike.
Fulcanelli
O/T…
From the new dead tree edition of the Atlantic…
Article Title Fail: “The Economic Tool That Gets Everything Wrong” by Megan McArdle.
You can’t spoof this stuff. Oh, the humanity…
burnspbesq
Alert: Andrew is on Colbert tonight. The possibilities are endless.
Brick Oven Bill
Emmanuel is smarter than to let Bill Ayres into the White House, and has the power to limit his movements on Pennsylvania Avenue. Emmanuel, however, does not have the power to keep Bill Ayres from visiting Brick Oven. I am proud to welcome Ayres as a commenter.
Kathy
@jibeaux-
Did you know that Marge N. Overa does polling for the wing nuts?
arguingwithsignposts
@Fulcanelli:
I wonder if her headline writer has it in for her. That’s priceless – a paean to herownself.
Allan
How can we expect the nation’s press corps to actually read the official statement that accompanied the release:
That would be an unreasonable request.
Shell
I noticed that Ima Pseudonym and Alias Undercover have also been guests.
Calouste
@Fulcanelli:
Autobiography title win!
The Grand Panjandrum
@Fulcanelli: I got my copy and had to look at that title twice.Quite a boner, eh? The erstwhile, Jane Galt just can’t catch a break.
Bubblegum Tate
@Shell:
What about Guy Incognito?
Mike
Walter Walcarpitz?
MikeJ
One funny thing about the list of names: the WH didn’t just release a list of everybody who visited, they released names that were specifically requested. One that I heard had been requested for release if he had visited: R. Kelly. Because, well, he’s black and stuff. So he must have gone to the White House.
Morbo
The burden of course is on the White House to prove that they’re not “that” Bill Ayers or Jeremiah Wright. I am serious there, but I’ll counteract that bit of contrarianism with more of the same and ask, so what if they were? I, for one, would also like them to clear up for the record that the Gary Bauer on the list is not “that” Gary Bauer. I’m not going to throw a shitfit if they don’t though.
kommrade reproductive vigor
I understand Harry Balls and his wife Ophelia have visited the White House. Also.
David
Everything from Michelle Obama’s belt to an anti-Global Warming agreement between China and India are Liberal Plots to Undermine the Republican Party.
Shell
And don’t forget Ivan Gottasecret. Could he be a commie?
Brachiator
Ya know, if Hugh G Rection stays over more than four hours, you have to call a doctor.
Just sayin’
Free At Last
Can we have a Bart Simpson Award competition for 2009? If so, I nominate the title of this post.
As the year comes to a close we need something to honor our wittiest comments. Maybe SamSonOfRedKitten will inspire his Mom to outdo her entry from last year.
gnomedad
@bemused:
Gullibility for their cause is a virtue. See: Iraq War.
Porlock Junior
@soonergrunt:
Well, if they want his counter tops, they can go to Helen Hunt for them.
Come on, this is getting too easy.
gnomedad
@jibeaux:
Fixt for ya. Probably my fave of the Car Talk crew.
Matthew Hooper
See, now, usually I expect a pretty high class of commentators over here at BJ, but I should have known that the title of this post would open the floodgates on the potty humor. Er, so to speak.
(Did Ivana Tinkle visit, dare I ask?)
asiangrrlMN
Love the title, Cole. The smell of wingnuttery in the
morning?afternoon? Not so much. I hope you got some decent sleep.eponymous
Next thing you know, the wingnuts will be complaining that the White House didn’t release information on the food served to the guests that visited.
Because we all know that wingnuts like fishsticks…
/South Park
asiangrrlMN
@Matthew Hooper: Really? You must be reading a different BJ than I am. Snarky and witty, yes. High-class? Not so much.
gwangung
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Brick Oven Bill
If you love me, I will change asiangrrlMN.
asiangrrlMN
@gwangung: Ok, you are high-class. I was more speaking of myself, really.
asiangrrlMN
@Brick Oven Bill: Damn you for catching my eye and making me laugh when I least expect it!
Brick Oven Bill
I promise I will never die.
freelancer
@Fulcanelli:
Permagrin.
So awesome.
Going to lunch.
soonergrunt
@Porlock Junior: Either you’re the first to get that one, or you’re the first to give it more than a raised eyebrow and a headshake.
The Dangerman
Whaddya expect; these ignorant fuckers worshipped Bush (not that that is an entirely bad thing).
The Dangerman
Worshipping Bush at 69? I’d like to thank posters 66, 67, and 68…
licensed to kill time
Brick Orgasmatron Bill, now starring in “The Night of the Living Dead”, or “Bongwater Never Dies, It Just Gets Stale”.
Fulcanelli
@asiangrrlMN: BoB as FH #3 on the horizon?
The mind boggles…
Brick Oven Bill
Plato’s Third Understanding is that, although the physical applications of mathematics may change, the thoughts themselves are eternal, and are in another realm of existence.
This being known, consider the following:
1. Only 28% of Chinese women have experienced orgasm.
2. I have had Asian girlfriends. There was no such problem with these ladies. One became a groupie.
Woody
Gen. Stuck:
A very poor relation, I assure you…
Fulcanelli
@freelancer: You just know that’s McMegan’s new nickname. Like, for Evah!
Lulz, sweet lulz.
Fulcanelli
@Brick Oven Bill: Uh-oh, this could get interesting.
asiangrrlMN
@Fulcanelli: Oh, hell no! He would be the one I keep in a cage and poke time to time with a stick. Ew. Shudder.
@Brick Oven Bill: And, you just pissed me the fuck off again. Like clockwork.
asiangrrlMN
@Fulcanelli: Yes. Economic Tool would be the perfect nickname for MM2.
Mark S.
Althouse: Jokes about women fucking rhinos = “good feminism.”
It makes even less sense if you read it.
Brick Oven Bill
Then I won’t change asiangrrlMN. Everything going forward is your fault.
asiangrrlMN
@Brick Oven Bill: Spoken like a true stalker, B.o.B.
Mark S.
Yeah, BOB, that’s kind of creepy.
gnomedad
I think BOB has an attack of near-sanity once in a while and scares himself. The whiplash is a killer.
GregB
I can’t believe none of the wingnutteratti were upset by the White House visits of known communists Hal Jalikeakik and Harry Nutsack.
-G
Ash Can
Is Oliver Klozoff on the list? If so, the RW blog-n-flailers might want to
watchalert the authorities.kay
@Mark S.:
I’d like to see the lowly state-level career public servant defend against noted law professor Althouse face to face, in a debate, or even a casual encounter, on “good feminism”.
That will never, ever happen though.
Too bad. It would be fun to watch Althouse get her clock cleaned.
binzinerator
I think Miles Long poked around some, and Wetton Reddy came too.
Also, the log noted Ali Menterycanal passing through as well.
Or was it that the log passed through her?
gnomedad
And no, BOB, 300 million Chinese women are not looking for your help.
asiangrrlMN
@GregB: Wingnutterati. I like it. I am stealing it. kthxbai.
Steeplejack
@Fulcanelli:
Fix’d.
"Fair and Balanced" Dave
@kommrade reproductive vigor:
I thought they were Teabaggers!
freelancer
My best friend’s name, no joke, is Sharon Heiny.
She hated her parents during Middle School.
mellowjohn
as long as we’re all stealing names from click and clack, has anyone mentioned Andy Horzeerodinon?
bemused
I once met someone with the name Dick Rasch. You’d think his parents would have thought twice about the nicknames before naming him Richard.
thomas
has Peter Gosinia made an entrance?
soonergrunt
I.P. Frealie? Does anybody know I.P. Frealie?
gnomedad
A few years ago, I was at a eye clinic scheduling surgery (I’m fine). The date was April 1st. Someone paged “Seymour Clearly”. FSM’s truth.
Just Some Fuckhead
@soonergrunt:
Didn’t he write Yellow Runs The River?
Ed Drone
My understanding is that two possible terrorist-sounding names had to be double-checked against the Terror Watch List:
Hassan ben Sobr
and
Mustafa Bath
But it turns out they were just poor schlubs who invested in toilet paper futures and a revolving-door company, and were wiped out before they could turn around.
(RIP U. Utah Phillips)
Ed
R-Jud
@freelancer:
I have a very good friend named Kara Mehl who also hated her parents for a long time.
Throwin Stones
One more believe it or not: my wife went to high school with a Tera Hyman. Her father was an MD and should have known better.
licensed to kill time
Some friends were having their first baby, wanted suggestions for names. Last name was Hymen, we suggested Buster.
GuyFromOhio
@Ed Drone:
Gaia help me, this thread is now officially toxic.
(Me: LOL)
(Her: What are you looking at now?)
(Me: Tera Hymen!)
(Her: I thought you weren’t supposed to look at that stuff at work anymore.)
Comrade Darkness
@Brick Oven Bill:
Death, Taxes, and Brick Oven Bill
mellowjohn
i went to high school with a guy whose brother was named stamford peden… stam. for short.
SiubhanDuinne
@gnomedad
@jibeaux #57
My personal favourite is the head of the Working Mothers’ Support Group: *Erasmus B. Dragon*
Wouldn’t you love to get Click ‘n’ Clack drunk and off-mic some night? They have me on the floor anyhow most of the time; I can hardly conceive of what they’d be like uncensored.
Jamie
Oh, my god. That is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
That is analogous to this, except, well.