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You are here: Home / Politics / Media / Raise Your Glass High

Raise Your Glass High

by John Cole|  November 11, 20099:15 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Media, Assholes

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Let’s have a big round of applause for Joe Klein:

Now that’s a panel discussion! A heated debate between Time magazine’s Joe Klein and the New Republic’s Jamie Kirchick spilled off the dais Tuesday into a hallway confrontation where Klein called the younger pundit a “dishonest [expletive]” and a “[expletiving] propagandist.”

Klein told us today he’s not sure he uttered the “propagandist” bit — heard by a few witnesses — but stands by the “dishonest [expletive]” part.

“Absolutely. He’s a [expletive],” Klein, 62, told us. “He’s 25 years old, and he’s one of those people who has opinions but no facts or experience.”

In other words, Kirchick is perfect in his role as Marty Peretz’s jockstrap.

I’m sure the Weekly Standard and Commentary magazine will spend the next week explaining how this makes Joe Klein a self-hating jew. Joe may not be perfect, but he is on the side of angels when it comes to these assholes.

And as a fellow heater, I understand Joe and appreciate it, even when I disagree with him.

John +5

*** Update ***

Wolcott:

Klein may have his flaws and vanities, a plethora of less than charming polemical traits, but Kirchick–Kirchick is the Eddie Haskell of neoconservatives, a calculating little suck-up whose obsequious pieties drip like melted plastic. (To wit: “Reached for comment, Kirchick said ‘McCain spent five years in a North Vietnamese torture camp. He doesn’t need lessons in the horrors of war from the likes of Joe Klein.'”) If Commentary made a lunch box, Kirchick is what you find packed inside, between a banana and a hand grenade.

Brilliant.

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  1. 1.

    The Dangerman

    November 11, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Starting a post with “Let’s have a big…” after a Viagra post is probably a faux pas.

  2. 2.

    General Winfield Stuck

    November 11, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Them DLC weenies are almost as good as wingnuts when they circle one another, fangs out and shivs ready.

  3. 3.

    Demo Woman

    November 11, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I’m beginning to think that John’s not drinking root beer. If it were not so late..I would join him.

  4. 4.

    General Winfield Stuck

    November 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    @Demo Woman:

    At +9 he’ll write the Gettysburg Address.

  5. 5.

    arguingwithsignposts

    November 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    OT, but BJ has had 12 posts today. It’s hard to keep up when the FPers keep the commentary moving so quickly.

  6. 6.

    Demo Woman

    November 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    John, MSNBC is stating that President Obama has thrown out all the advice on Afghanistan. Both the WP and NYTimes are stating that Eikenberry is advising against more troops..
    We might have a real President and leader.

  7. 7.

    Demo Woman

    November 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    @General Winfield Stuck: He could do that in his sleep.

  8. 8.

    General Winfield Stuck

    November 11, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    @Demo Woman:

    That Eikenberry must be a liberal fascist toady. Oh wait….

  9. 9.

    calipygian

    November 11, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    At +9 he’ll write the Gettysburg Address.

    At +12, he’ll be giving the surrender speech given by that German general to the surrendered German troops at the Bertchesgarten in the last episode of “Band of Brothers”.

  10. 10.

    smiley

    November 11, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    He’s a [expletive],”

    I think that expletive is probably not asshole. Joe would have surely used “an” instead of “a”. I’m thinking “dumb fuck.”

  11. 11.

    calipygian

    November 11, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    @smiley: shit.

    As in “He’s a little shit”.

    Or “cocksucker”. I could see that, too.

  12. 12.

    Cat Lady

    November 11, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    @Demo Woman:

    I think that Obama has been listening to the families, and Joe Biden.

    /Hopey O-bot

  13. 13.

    MBSS

    November 11, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    a little poop vs. a big poop

  14. 14.

    Max

    November 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    @Demo Woman: Yet another instance where I feel justified in putting my trust with him. Even if his ultimate decision isn’t in line with what I’d like to see happen, I have every confidence that he isn’t making this decision lightly and has thought not only strategically, but in the best interest of this nation.

    Never, did I feel the GWB has this country’s best interest anywhere near his decision making.

    But, I’m an O-bot, what do I know.

  15. 15.

    joes527

    November 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    @calipygian:

    Or “cocksucker”. I could see that, too.

    Is Ian McShane going to play Joe Kline in the movie version? Because that would be _way_ cooler than reality.

  16. 16.

    Mike in NC

    November 11, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    Kirchick is perfect in his role as Marty Peretz’s jockstrap.

    Not to mention boy-toy to neocon godfather Chuck Krauthammer. Don’t forget the wetsuits and dildos.

  17. 17.

    catclub

    November 11, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    I did not see the interaction that got Klein mad, But I bet it was a personal insult rather than a policy one.
    The ONLY thing thing that gets JokeLine going is an insult to
    HIM.

    Kirchick could praise torture all day long and Klein would not care. Say that Klein knows nothing about it and Klein reacts.

  18. 18.

    Comrade Mary

    November 11, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    OhpleaseOhpleaseOhplease, let those reports be true, and let Obama wind down Afghanistan. I’m a badly lapsed Catholic (well, actually, I’m gotten pretty damn good at it), but I’m still reflexively looking for my rosary on this one.

  19. 19.

    donovong

    November 11, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Fuck em both. Klein has been talking out of both sides of his face for far too long, and the only writer worth a shit at TNR is Jonathan Cohn. Of course, JC summed up Kirchick precisely up above.

  20. 20.

    John O

    November 11, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Damn!

    Can only wait until you get to +infinity!

    I don’t care what anyone says, I like the John+.

  21. 21.

    Max

    November 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    MSNBC ALERT – Scozzafavva coming up on Maddow.

  22. 22.

    RedKitten

    November 11, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    At +12, he’ll be giving the surrender speech given by that German general to the surrendered German troops at the Bertchesgarten in the last episode of “Band of Brothers”.

    Nah. At +12 he’ll just put out a call for all the female commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

  23. 23.

    donovong

    November 11, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    @Demo Woman: As far as I can tell, this is based on a rather poorly sourced story from the AP. I am not getting my hopes up yet.

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iqyaFh_efr-brDq0rMLF1hkop0tgD9BTLLB80

  24. 24.

    Demo Woman

    November 11, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    @Cat Lady: I think Powell is acting more like a Secretary of State now then he did under Bush. Halperin has some of his quotes.

  25. 25.

    geg6

    November 11, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Sy Hersh on Rachel. He’s practically losing it over this Afghanistan story. He is confirming what I’ve been reading about all this on the Interwebs. And DeDe Scozzafava is coming on next. As for Joe Klein, every now and again, he finds an acorn. In this case, I applaud him. Jamie Kirchick is a shit. Did they come to blows? That would be awesome.

  26. 26.

    calipygian

    November 11, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Nah. At +12 he’ll just put out a call for all the female commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

    LOL!

  27. 27.

    MBSS

    November 11, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    chug, chug, chug

  28. 28.

    AhabTRuler

    November 11, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Nah. At +12 he’ll just put out a call for all the female commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

    And at +15 he’ll put out a call for all the male commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

  29. 29.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    November 11, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Kirchick makes Peretz seem down right reasonable. Kirchick gets treated like BOB; I personally would read his posts just to see how many different ways people could call him a goat fucker.

  30. 30.

    John Cole

    November 11, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    At +9 he’ll write the Gettysburg Address.

    At +9 it will be 70’s or 80’s videos.

  31. 31.

    MBSS

    November 11, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    how many points for a 32oz miller high life?

  32. 32.

    smiley

    November 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    @RedKitten:

    Nah. At +12 he’ll just put out a call for all the female commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

    I have no problem with that if he shares. Otherwise, it’s just sick.

  33. 33.

    MBSS

    November 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    @John Cole:

    foghat, cole.

    “love hurts…

  34. 34.

    robertdsc

    November 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    And at +15 he’ll put out a call for all the male commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

    At that point, Tunch will pull the power plug out of the socket and John will cry himself to sleep wondering where the boobs are.

  35. 35.

    General Winfield Stuck

    November 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    @John Cole:

    At +9 it will be 70’s or 80’s videos.

    Oh dear gawd,. The Apocalypse would be better.

  36. 36.

    valdivia

    November 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    @geg6:

    who is losing it over Afghanistan? and why?

  37. 37.

    MBSS

    November 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    i have a bottle of finlandia which must constitute 25 points on it’s own, but i have a vodka phobia after this past halloween.

  38. 38.

    JenJen

    November 11, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Kirchick is the Eddie Haskell of neoconservatives, a calculating little suck-up whose obsequious pieties drip like melted plastic.

    Gawd, how I love Wolcott.

  39. 39.

    demkat620

    November 11, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    I will hold out hope this Afghan story is true.

    But the warboys ain’t gonna like their money drying up.

  40. 40.

    Vince CA

    November 11, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Please don’t ask me again to find some well of compassion in my empathy engine for Joe Klein. If he’s getting hard-hit by some snot-nosed little prick, shall we just say that everyone pays their dues eventually?

  41. 41.

    PeakVT

    November 11, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    I think this post by Garry Wills describes the box Obama is in quite well.

  42. 42.

    Midnight Marauder

    November 11, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    @Max:

    Yet another instance where I feel justified in putting my trust with him. Even if his ultimate decision isn’t in line with what I’d like to see happen, I have every confidence that he isn’t making this decision lightly and has thought not only strategically, but in the best interest of this nation.

    Exactly. But on the subject of Afghanistan, I cannot express how heartened am I to hear that the president is possibly rejecting the four potential plans that have been floated in the news the past week or so. I was reading this article in The Nation about how we have (and continue in the present day) been paying off the Taliban to protect our supply convoys over there. And the entire time I read that article, all I could think was “How in the world could any sane, rational human being think committing any more troops to Afghanistan, the Graveyard of Empires, is even remotely a sensible choice?”

    And then to come home and read that the president“does not plan to accept any of the Afghanistan war options presented by his national security team, pushing instead for revisions to clarify how and when U.S. troops would turn over responsibility to the Afghan government,” my heart leaps.

    Between his late night visit to Dover the other week, his masterful Ft. Hood eulogy, and his surprise appearance at the graves of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans today–even with the neverending brouhaha regarding HCR–I know that this man is the right person to lead this country through these troubled times. It may not go smoothly all that often, but knowing that his is the mind where the “buck stops” is more comfort than I have known in recent times.

    +4

  43. 43.

    JenJen

    November 11, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    What? Lou Dobbs quit CNN?

    He says “to pursue other opportunities” but I imagine that’s a way of saying “I’ll be heading over to FNC as soon as I wait out this non-compete.”

  44. 44.

    geg6

    November 11, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    valdivia: Sy Hersh was getting quite excited over the news about Obama and Afghanistan. He was saying his sources were confirming and that THIS IS BIG NEWS.

  45. 45.

    jcricket

    November 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    And at +15 he’ll put out a call for all the male commenters to send him pictures of their boobs.

    And at +20 we’re going to see John’s moobs.

    AIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!

  46. 46.

    bago

    November 11, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Just so everyone knows, Marty Peretz’s jockstrap is openly gay.

  47. 47.

    Ash Can

    November 11, 2009 at 10:43 pm

    BTW, I have to say that I love this headline, especially after a couple of beers. (“Ein prosit, ein prosit…”)

    As for Obama and Afghanistan, I may have to make my next beer a shot of celebration-grade single-malt scotch instead.

  48. 48.

    JenJen

    November 11, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    @Ash Can: I’ll be prosit-ing my ass off if the Obama-Afghanistan stuff we’re hearing is true. May I have some of your Scotch? :-)

  49. 49.

    Ash Can

    November 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    @JenJen: Hellz yeah! Cyber-Macallan for everyone!

    ::pours shots::

  50. 50.

    Comrade Kevin

    November 11, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    I love that “Eddie Haskell of neoconservatives” bit from Wolcott.

    + 2 Beaulieu 2006 Carneros Syrah
    + 4 Chalone Chardonnay

  51. 51.

    rikyrah

    November 12, 2009 at 12:57 am

    this post cracked me up

  52. 52.

    Steeplejack

    November 12, 2009 at 3:05 am

    @MBSS:

    How many points for a 32oz Miller High Life?

    That’s +2. It would be +3, but it’s Miller High Life.

  53. 53.

    Steeplejack

    November 12, 2009 at 3:07 am

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Well said.

  54. 54.

    Steeplejack

    November 12, 2009 at 3:12 am

    @Ash Can:

    Macallan?! Faw! Oban or Dalwhinnie.

  55. 55.

    Batocchio

    November 12, 2009 at 4:05 am

    I generally try to avoid comments about someone’s looks, but that photo of Kirchick (I’ve never seen one before) oozes dipshit almost as much as his pissy little writing.

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