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We are all Spock now

by DougJ|  November 25, 20098:54 pm| 153 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives, We Are All Mayans Now

It’s strange and troubling that we now have a president who thinks rationally:

President George W. Bush once boasted, “I’m not a textbook player, I’m a gut player.” The new tenant of the Oval Office takes a strikingly different approach. President Obama is almost defiantly deliberative, methodical and measured, even when critics accuse him of dithering. When describing his executive style, he goes into Spock mode, saying, “You’ve got to make decisions based on information and not emotions.”

I may brush up on my Mandarin over the holidays.

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Wednesday Night Rescue Thread

by John Cole|  November 25, 20096:33 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

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The story:

I live with my girlfriend here in Durham NC, and we had been together about two years when we started talking about getting a dog. We had just discussed the idea that morning when her mom calls (they live in Clayton) to tell us that there was a stray in their yard, and she was really pregnant with their boxer’s pups (I wish I had a picture of their boxer, but let me just say he is the largest boxer you’d ever meet. If you want to make a really big dog, feed it a steak every night.)

Well, lo and behold, 2 days after she told us that, the stray had the pups on their property, all 8 beautiful boxer mixes. We took one (Lola, the white and black one) and we helped to find homes for all of the rest.

Cue to 1 1/2 years later, where after months of Lola whining like there’s no tomorrow, we decide we need to get her a sibling. This time we actually got to shop around and look for the dog that would best suit us. We went for a couple of months finding dogs on craigslist and boxer rescues, but by the time we put in a bid to adopt, each dog was already taken (which is a damn good thing, so we weren’t complaining.)

We finally found a dog that was at a shelter and was a nice boxer mix, male, and the description said he was really friendly. However, when we had been looking for dogs, we also saw the ads for Sweetie, the brown and white American Staffordshire terrier mix in the other picture. All the ad said was that her name was Bebe, and she was really sweet, and that she was a boxer mix (which she’s not.) So we knew that Sweetie was at this same shelter, but we really wanted to get a male because Lola was a female.

The day comes where we get down to the shelter, and as we pull into the parking lot, my girlfriend turns to me and tells me she’s going to fall in love with the first dog she sees. Well, sure enough, we walk into the cage area and right there, first cage on the left, is Sweetie. She was stick skinny, hair matted, and the backs of her paws had blisters on them from where she constantly pawed on the cage at the people that came in there. It was a very sad sight, but we wanted to take a look at the boxer mix we had originally gone in to see. We get him into the acquaintance room, and he doesn’t pay attention to us whatsoever. He just sniffed around the room, and then peed on the wall. Needless to say, we were a bit disappointed. However, the entire time we were in the room, Sweetie could see us from her cage and she was DYING for us to pet her. She had her ears fully back and was doing the little “I gotta pee” dance to the full hilt. We had the male boxer taken back to his cage, and we said we wanted to see her as well. Well, the second we got her into the room, she was all over us, just loving being petted and licking our faces. At that moment, we knew we didn’t even have to make a decision, Sweetie was going home with us.

Little did we know that we would be adopting the world’s most hyper dog. From the moment she stepped foot in our house, she has had a ball in her mouth at least 18 hours a day, just wanting us to throw it for her. I’ve even spent 6 hours straight throwing the ball with a chuck-it, and the only reason we quit was because we had to go in and eat dinner. She was still bringing us a rope toy at the table.

We originally got Sweetie so Lola would maybe stop whining, but now Lola whines and Sweetie wants us to throw the ball, so they now both require constant attention, but I tell you, I couldn’t be happier.

They’re both about 3 years old now, and every day we spend an hour and a half at the local dog park (Pineywood dog park, it’s on facebook!) throwing the ball for Sweetie and the frisbee for Lola.

Having these two dogs in our lives is the best thing I have ever done, and I still tear up when I’m remembering how sad Sweetie looked when we first got her.

I really just want to thank you, John, for all these wonderful stories about Lily and all the other dogs. I look forward to reading your blog every day, and though I love the snarkiness, the posts about the dogs are definitely my favorite.

Cheers,
Daniel

Consider this your open thread.

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We are all Harry Reid now

by DougJ|  November 25, 20095:15 pm| 67 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

By popular demand, a post about the David Broder/Harry Reid smackdown that was detailed in Politico last night. The short summary: David Broder has had his Depends in a twist for years about Reid and he recently wrote a column (dissected by Ezra here) telling Reid and other Congressional Democrats to get off his lawn. Reid then (accurately) described Broder as “a man who has been retired for many years and writes a column once in a while.”

Broder then took some more potshots at Daschle, comparing him unfavorably to a bunch of other Senate leaders from years ago (George Mitchell, Mike Mansfield). All of this prompted an impassioned defense of Broder from Moonie columnist Tony Blankley.

Broder, in Blankley’s opinion, has advocated for a “sense of decorum in town,” has a deep interest in process — how decisions are made in the halls of Congress — and has never been one for knee-jerk judgments, whether liberal or conservative. “My sense is that he finds lurching ideological expressions to be unappealing on either side,” Blankley said.

I actually agree with Broder that Reid is not a terrific Senate Majority leader. But it’s silly of Broder not to admit that American politics is not what it used to be, that things changed irrevocably in 1994 and that the Senate is not the genial old boys’ club it used to be. Harry Reid is not going to convince Jim DeMint to support health care reform over a mint julep.

In the end, this is what is so pathetic about Broder, Cokie, etc. It’s not just that what they’re repeating is warmed over conventional wisdom, it’s that it’s all been under the heat lamps for 25 years.

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Is It Just Me

by John Cole|  November 25, 20092:16 pm| 173 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’ve read all my newspapers and online magazines, and I have nothing to write about.

I guess I’m just pretty excited about eating turkey and stuffing until I get the meat sweats.

*** Update ***

Actually, now that I have thought about it, can you get meat sweats from turkey? I’m gonna try, but after some thought I guess those are normally reserved for red meats and italian meats.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 25, 200912:00 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

nffcnnr, Window Washer.

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Grumpy Code Monkey, Calling The Game.

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Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Click on the photos for a link to the photographer’s website. To see all photo threads, click on ‘photo blogging’ at the bottom of the post.

If your computer cannot read our email links at top right, my email is (remove the zeroes): portus0jackson0ii at yahoo dot com.

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I don’t get this

by DougJ|  November 25, 200911:55 am| 97 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

You probably heard about this (via Steve Benen for example):

But Perino’s appearance last night with Sean Hannity was more noteworthy than most. The topic was the shootings at Fort Hood, and Perino, playing her usual role, criticized the White House for not having labeled the massacre as “terrorism.” She emphasized that the rhetorical description of the violence “matters,” though she didn’t say why.

More important, though, is what Perino went on to argue: “We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term. I hope they’re not looking at this politically. I do think that we owe it to the American people to call it what it is.”

You may not have heard this (via NoMoreMisterNiceGuy):

Former press secretary to President George W. Bush Dana Perino was appointed as a member of the Broadcasting Board of Governors (BBG) Wednesday evening (November 19).

The board governs all government sponsored, non-military international broadcasting outlets, such as Radio Free Europe, Radio Free Asia, and Alhurra. The BBG is a nine member, bipartisan panel.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) urged the Obama administration to appoint Perino.

Why the fuck would the Obama administration appoint this hack?

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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

by John Cole|  November 25, 200911:28 am| 102 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

We have close to 2k. We have plenty. Send any more and I will spend it on booze, gambling and loose women and what is left after that I will piss away.

Oh, and thank you. I’ve also had several emails from programmers who are going to help fix this mess once and for all.

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