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According to TPM, it isn’t just bitches and hoes for the C-Street Gangstas:

Former Congressman (and C Streeter) Chip Pickering is reportedly under police investigation for his involvement in a brawl with a rival youth league soccer coach.

Apparently, police were called to Liberty Park in Madison, Mississippi, after Pickering and coach Christopher Hester came to blows when Pickering confronted Hester over the treatment of Pickering’s son.

The kicker? Hester claims he was wearing a neck brace at the time of the incident.

Thug life. I wonder if they have prison tats and flash gang signs?

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  3. 3.

    LanceThruster

    For this crowd, “turning the other cheek” means making sure they get a shot at the other side of the guy’s head they’re pummeling.

  6. 6.

    paradox

    We both love that movie, and I was thinking just the other day it was about time to watch it again.

    I still have my rescue story to send in, John Cole, man I can’t believe what a successful publisher you now are. Please stay well.

  7. 7.

    DougJ

    For this crowd, “turning the other cheek” means making sure they get a shot at the other side of the guy’s head they’re pummeling.

    He could find that it means something altogether different in prison.

  8. 8.

    Moonbatting Average

    Hey big momma I’m leavin’ you
    you look like a horse and you gargle Lavoris
    But don’t worry
    Don’t have no remorse
    Even Marie Osmond is getting a divorce!

    -Opus

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    cmorenc

    I’ve refereed competitive-level youth soccer for many years, and used to coach it as well. The better coaches keep their head about how they treat referees and their own players, but there are an inevitable, unfortunate percentage of idiots and assholes who take as their models the too-often atrociously behaved pointy football and basketball coaches seen on TV all the time. We refs call these kinds of coaches “Stanley Screamers”.

    These kinds of men shouldn’t be allowed within a mile of coaching kids. As a ref, I have to deal with them all too often, and usually I can keep a lid on them without throwing them out, but not always.

  10. 10.

    cmorenc

    BTW, which ones are “Stanley Screamer” assholes doesn’t really have much to do with politics, other than the fact that a fair number of wingers are Stanley Screamer asshole personalities. But usually, national political inclinations DO stay out of youth sports, fortunately. Soccer club politics are vicious enough.

  11. 11.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    Can’t automatically side against the Republican here since these kiddie coaches are usually saddled with their own set of personality issues.

  14. 14.

    arguingwithsignposts

    @cmorenc:

    We refs call these kinds of coaches “Stanley Screamers”.

    Not always refs. I recall covering a h.s. baseball game where a parent thought the ump made a bad call. He berated the ump for several innings until the ump turned around and threw him out of the stands. Real a*hole. This was a small school, too, so it was doubly uncomfortable.

  15. 15.

    bago

    Dickcember is just beginning.

    The Scott County court clerk confirms a felony complaint has been filed against former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton for an incident that allegedly took place Nov. 15 in Sikeston, Mo. […]

    The complaint alleges Jetton “recklessly caused serious physical injury to ——- by hitting her on the head, and choking her resulting in unconsciousness and the loss of the function of part of her body.”

  20. 20.

    calipygian

    So just about every member living at C-Street has done something stupid and super un-Christian. Except Inhofe.

    How much you want to bet that Inhofe is keeping a bunch of 10 year olds chained to the walls, naked?

  21. 21.

    smiley

    People like Pickering are also the ones who rail against “political correctness” and the “everyone wins, they all get a trophy” approach to children’s sports. Maybe the coach simply said to Pickering that his kid just wasn’t good enough.

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    calipygian

    People like Pickering are also the ones who rail against “political correctness”

    “Political Correctness” is just code for “I’m an asshole who’s pissed I can’t just belittle people anymore”.

  26. 26.

    calipygian

    “Do you have any idea who I am?” being uttered during the altercation?

    If I heard that during a confrontation, it would just make me hit harder.

  27. 27.

    Annie

    “According to TPM, it isn’t just bitches and hoes for the C-Street Gangstas…”

    I think for once I have been rendered wordless….

  30. 30.

    Ranger 3

    Wow. They’re almost as bad as Raiders fans. By the way… didn’t the Raiders win this Sunday. I think so, hmmm, who did they beat.

    Ummm… it was, uhhhh… some crap team, I can’t remember.

  31. 31.

    Steeplejack

    @JenJen:

    I think a little piece of Cole broke inside yesterday when the Steelers lost to the Raiders.

    (And kudos to you for not rubbing it in.)

  32. 32.

    Suzan

    Thugs amuck.

    I want to see them in lineup. Naked.

    Thanks,

    S

    Thug life. I wonder if they have prison tats and flash gang signs?

  34. 34.

    The Tim Channel

    His political life was blown to hell when his extra marital relationship with one of the Creekmore girls went public. I was working for the Creekmore’s (Cellular South, etc.) at the time that the affair was still covert.

    Let’s just say that they have a much higher standard for their employees than their children.

    Enjoy.

  35. 35.

    psycholinguist

    I heard about this from my buddy who was at the game in Madison, and yes, the dude did have a neck brace on. He said it was one of those funny ass fights where they were taking these big ole round-house kind of swings at each other, and then they ended up rolling around on the ground kind of pinching and puffing. Real fights are pretty funny unless one of the guys actually knows what he’s doing, then they can be pretty brutal. This wasn’t one of those times. He did say the coach was a real jackass with his players, so the “stanley Screemer” theory may have some merit. And Chip Pickering is pretty much a joke in Mississippi.

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