I think we are going to steal Sully’s idea and roll with our own view from your la-z-boy/couch theme for a while. Two rule:
1.) Picture must include elevated feet.
2.) No porn on the tv (Punchy, I’m looking at you, boss).
Email ’em in. Here is our first entry:
I’m feeling very lazy tonight, myself. It feels like someone sucked all the motivation out of me (and no, I did not get married today). Probably watch the Pens and the Dogs 101 on Animal Planet.
asiangrrlMN
Awwww, I just know I’m going to love this idea. And, what exactly constitutes pr0n?
demkat620
Kitteh! Very nice.
A boy and his dog is on Showtime here.
General Winfield Stuck
I just want to say, that one of the few things I like about the Christmas silly season is the music. Especially Classical Choir Christmas songs. That is about all I listen to until it’s over.
Got XM tuned to “Holiday Pops” on 77 right now and it can’t be beat in my book.
And for anyone interested, here is a fresh Charlie pic from today before our walk. For once in my life I made an A plus choice on something unknown. He is a prince of sweetness and smart.
geg6
Great. Now I gotta figure out how to download pix from the phone to the computer. I’ve been avoiding this for a year because I am a tech idiot.
General Winfield Stuck
Then there is Queen of Cute. Libby — Wearing the dread cone of death.
UnkyT
Who still watches porn on their TV? Thats what the internets are for. Sure wasn’t the TV that made Tub Girl and 2 girls 1 cup (in)famous
freelancer (itouch)
Gaaaaah! Fixed the itouch (thanks Comrade Kevin) but my digital camera is dead.
It’s the most wonderful time…
SiubhanDuinne
@General Winfield Stuck
Oh, too bad that Libby got spayed today. I don’t suppose it’s reversible? ‘Cos I was just thinking that if Charlie and Libby were to make puppehs together those would be the Cutest. Puppehs. On. The. Planet. *EVAH.*
JoyousMN
Damn. I had to move my laptop so you can see my feet. Pic is fail!
UnkyT
BTW, if any of you a) don’t know what Tub Girl or 2 girls 1 cup are, and b) are squeamish, please don’t look them up.
General Winfield Stuck
@SiubhanDuinne:
LOL, thanks. Charlie was already neutered a couple of weeks before I adopted him.:)
Libby
@General Winfield Stuck: Every time I see my name on the internets I feel like I’m guilty of something. Wish I was guilty of being as cute as that girl.
And I love this meme Mr. Cole, assuming the LazyBoy is optional, since I don’t have one. I am however willing to show my feet. Libby +3
Comrade Mary
I’m off to a party tonight, although lounging and talking about pets looks really attractive, too. I think I’ll be +[some fraction] later tonight, as heavy drinking and winter cycling don’t mix.
RedKitten
This is fun! I don’t have a La-Z-Boy, but I’ll do the best I can with what I have. :)
Libby
Just noticed that John Cole has accumulated 24 million+ hits in the lifetime of this blog. I’m looking forward to 250K on mine.
Obvious conclusion. I’m doing it wrong.
SiubhanDuinne
@Libby
Cole should start planning NOW to give an awesome prize to #25 miklion.
SiubhanDuinne
25 MILLION. Sheesh.
General Winfield Stuck
This is the best I could do for this.
General Winfield Stuck
Don’t know why, but your email won’t work for me.
JoyousMN
@General Winfield Stuck:
Good pic, General. I couldn’t get my feet and my laptop in the pic, so I put down my laptop.
General Winfield Stuck
@JoyousMN:
I had to stretch beyond what is recommended.
burnspbesq
Suh or Gerhart. Please, football gods, get it right.
Yutsano
@burnspbesq: I can’t even watch. It’s gonna go to either Jesus Boy or Guy With the Pr0n Name. Sports writers are nothing if not predictable. Of course when they were on the TV last week telling how they were gonna shaft every player not playing that week I knew Gerhart was screwed.
Roger Moore
@RedKitten:
You have to take the picture with the chair you have, not the La-Z-Boy you wish you had. Or something like that.
SiubhanDuinne
I can’t wait to see how AngusTheGodOfMeat is.gona handle this rule.
Yutsano
Bah. Word Press ate my comment. Obligatory FYWP.
EDIT: Comment was to Siubhan above and went like: Elevated hooves?
Carrie
Can the feet belong to someone else?
AhabTRuler
@Carrie: More importantly, do the feet actually have to be attached to legs? Or, how shall I put this, intact?
What exactly are the limitations here?
ronin122
What the hell is wrong with you JC? Porn on the tv? Who the hell does that anymore? You’re old man.
Shell
Oh, god, In my next life can I have a working fireplace?
JenJen
I’m thinking this is going to be a beautiful feature, so long as we keep it organic. You’ll know when to snap that pic, only when that moment comes, you won’t be able to move the kitty/doggers off your lap so you can reach the cam.
Plan ahead, people.
General Winfield Stuck
DougJ’s post disappeared, or I am going insane.
AhabTRuler
@General Winfield Stuck: I have no way of disproving either proposition, but given that we are talking about WP, I think that your sanity is as secure as it ever has been.
amorphous
Of course you didn’t get married, if you had there’d be nothing* getting sucked out of you. Trust me.
*Does not apply to will to live.
mr. whipple
Why did you make me do that?
amorphous
Ingram? Bullshit.
South of I-10
I think baby Jesus just cried a tear cause Tim Tebow didn’t win the Heisman.
demkat620
I can’t take a picture of my feet, the dog is on them.
But they are elevated.
burnspbesq
Heisman this. That’s just silly.
The Grand Panjandrum
Doesn’t surprise me Ingram won. Suh was, hands down, the best player this year. Defense wins games, but obviously doesn’t win Heismans.
Yutsano
@amorphous: @burnspbesq: It went to an SEC school. Color me shocked. May they lose all their bowl games.
JenJen
Congrats to Mark Ingram and the Crimson Tide on the Heisman Trophy win! I love how he just said students have been walking by him for weeks flashing the Heisman pose.
Gosh I sure do love football.
amorphous
@Yutsano: Well, at least they’ve already lost all their teeth.
/ducks and covers
Yutsano
@burnspbesq: On the other hand, this does give Gerhart incentive to return another year just to prove how much of a badass he is.
Yutsano
Waitaminute…I SWEAR there was a thread above this one!
ET
Ingram won the Heisman!!!!!!!
VERY excited…..
burnspbesq
It’s championship weekend in high school football in SoCal. If the weather weren’t so crappy, I would be tempted to go watch a game tonight. The two left to be played are the biggest and the second-smallest of the 13 enrollment classifications. I could go see the big boys, Anaheim Servite and Huntington Beach Edison, and maybe see 25 guys who will play D1 college football. Or I could go watch St. Margaret’s Episcopal go for its fourth straight championship, led by a 5’3″, 130-pound tailback who has rushed for over 1,500 yards.
Betsy
@amorphous:
Marriage: U R doin it rong.
General Winfield Stuck
It’s hard to believe. But the photo of my stinky feet with Balloon Juice on the monitor has brought 71 hits on Flickr from this site.
Is this a cool ass blog or what?
jwb
@The Grand Panjandrum: If you play for Nebraska, defense doesn’t even win games.
Little Macayla's Friend
@geg6:
My experience is limited to one phone, but it was very easy to sync the phone and the computer.
The only hardware that was required was a Samsung USB cable that plugs into the recharge port on the phone and then the Samsung site’s free software download.
It’s only a two megapixel camera, but very acceptable daylight pictures, especially since I glued a 1/4′ nylon nut on the back (away from the antenna area) so I can put it on a tripod.
Comrade Coffin
Gerhart is a senior, so “next year” for him is the NFL.
freelancer (itouch)
@General Winfield Stuck:
You’re welcome stuck.
I have a projector instead of a tv so my cellphone camera doesn’t register anything but the frame. I need a better camera.
shoutingattherain
Saturday night with the Pens!
http://www.pensfans.com/bj2.jpg
W/ bong water chasers!
General Winfield Stuck
Up to 230 flickr hits of my smelly feets. Wonder what the record is for viewing such artistry?
stacie
Hey! Published on Balloon Juice! The cat is my lovely boy Newsprint, adopted from the good folks at LifeLine Animal Project here in metro Atlanta, where I pitch in a few shifts on weekends.
asiangrrlMN
@stacie: Newsprint. Love the name, and he’s so cute.
Steeplejack
@General Winfield Stuck:
Good on you, Stuck. I hope you have many happy years together.
Svensker
@General Winfield Stuck:
Haven’t been around much lately and missed your big decision. Cute doggie — yay!
Whammer
@comrade coffin,
Gerhart is a senior academically, but he missed most of the 2007 season with an injury, and could probably successfully petition for one more year of college football. I doubt he will do it, but ya never know…..
Yutsano
@Whammer: Okay, so that factoid wasn’t just rumbling around in my head. I had heard several commentators mention he had one year left if he wanted it but he was most likely bolting for the big leagues. Hell if I was him knowing how close the Heisman vote was he’d have something to prove before his college career ended.
RedKitten
@General Winfield Stuck:
He’s ADORABLE! Congrats, General!
Punchy
Great….now my highly respected and damn-near iconic status as a clean, upstanding G-rated peruser and commentor has forever been sullied by a completely reasonable and accurate link to pr0n.
/runs away