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Twitter Thread

by John Cole|  December 16, 20099:47 pm| 71 Comments

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If you tweet, where can we find you?

I babble at http://twitter.com/johngcole

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  1. 1.

    Woodrow "asim" Jarvis Hill

    December 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    I’m on as raqsasim. Anyone can feel free to add me, although I’m running mostly silent for the holidays.

  2. 2.

    TaosJohn

    December 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Oh, I’m already following ya. And I’m here, in a manner of speaking: http://twitter.com/TaosJohn.

    I use TweetDeck and run a “level one” list with just one column showing. That way I only see you and about a dozen others. Everyone else’s tweets & Faceborg updates appear in the upper right-hand corner of the screen for five seconds and then fade away. I’ve decided that’s the best way to experience this thing anyway. Fade in, fade out, go away. Nice.

  3. 3.

    freelancer

    December 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    xfreelancerx,

    Tonight, I’m livetweeting the last 3 episodes of Season 4 of Dexter. It’s sure to be a barnburner.

  4. 4.

    Comrade Kevin

    December 16, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    I’m already following you to. I am Talkie Toaster.

  5. 5.

    ilsita

    December 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    My twitter is TunteEntps… I’m not sure what to do there, but there I am.

  6. 6.

    Bret

    December 16, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    http://twitter.com/mtskullcrusher

  7. 7.

    skippy

    December 16, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    you can find skippy on twitter and facebook too.

  8. 8.

    jayackroyd

    December 16, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    jayackroyd.

    Like everywhere else.

    Even, finally, Second Life.

  9. 9.

    CZHA

    December 16, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    http://twitter.com/czhabbott

    Thanks for reminding me. I’m now following you.

  10. 10.

    gwangung

    December 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    twitter.com/gwangung

    But you might get bored following tweets about Asian American theatre. Well, maybe not AsianMNgrrl….

  11. 11.

    Doctor Gonzo

    December 16, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    I’m at http://twitter.com/doctorgonzo

    I know, shocking!

  12. 12.

    jake

    December 16, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    twitter.com/citizenjake

  13. 13.

    demkat620

    December 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    This is me

    http://twitter.com/demkat620

  14. 14.

    Texbetsy

    December 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    I am a sporadic twit at http://twitter.com/TexBetsy

  15. 15.

    Max

    December 16, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    find me @MaxytheDog

    Sometimes girlie stuff, a little politics, pop culture and ongoing disappointment in the Buffalo Bills.

    @Woodrow “asim” Jarvis Hill: BTW – you are very handsome.

    That’s not saying that anybody else on this site isn’t, so slow your roll fella’s.

  16. 16.

    gwangung

    December 16, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    @Max: Since I’ve tweeted that “studs” are things entirely external to my experience, I got no problem…

  17. 17.

    DaBomb

    December 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    I am at http://www.twitter.com/pashunissavvy

    I have to add you on John.

  18. 18.

    Tim in SF

    December 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    redtimmy :-)

  19. 19.

    Comrade Kevin

    December 16, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    @skippy: skippy, your twitter link goes to the site’s homepage.

  20. 20.

    KCinDC

    December 16, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    I’m at @kcivey.

  21. 21.

    arguingwithsignposts

    December 16, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    @arguewithsigns of course.

  22. 22.

    OCD

    December 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    @mightyOCD

  23. 23.

    skippy

    December 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    @Comrade Kevin: damn! try this: skippy on twitter.

  24. 24.

    Patrick

    December 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    @misternaxal

  25. 25.

    RedKitten

    December 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    You’ve already got me, but if anybody else is interested, its redkitten1975. Not that I really have anything of interest to say…

  26. 26.

    MaximusNYC

    December 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    I’m http://twitter.com/bookofsand (and my “Orwellian electropop” alter ego is http://twitter.com/maxxklaxon).

    I discovered John’s Twitter feed just the other night, via someone’s retweet.

  27. 27.

    Nicole

    December 16, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    http://twitter.com/otterbird

    One of my last tweets was balloon-juice inspired. Because I spend way too much time reading you funny people to think up anything funny on my own.

  28. 28.

    Patrick

    December 16, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    I’m @misternaxal

  29. 29.

    auntieeminaz

    December 16, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    Also already following you as azjayhawk47

  30. 30.

    Woodrow "asim" Jarvis Hill

    December 16, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    @Max: Thank you! After today’s contretemps, it’s a lovely compliment to get. :)

  31. 31.

    Lex

    December 16, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    lexalexander

  32. 32.

    Sam Wilkinson

    December 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    http://www.twitter.com/samwilkinson

  33. 33.

    MikeJ

    December 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    If you dislike the way google started adding twitter results in that godawful scrolling box on results pages, you can use firefox, greasemonkey, and a userscript some freak wrote to get rid of them.

  34. 34.

    Tim in SF

    December 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    John, maybe you should put your twitter link in the “contact” box. Like this:

    Contact
    John: email, twitter
    Tim F: email, twitter
    DougJ: email, twitter
    Anne Laurie: email, twitter

    I’d add the other links but I think the limit is three.

  35. 35.

    Darkrose

    December 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    http://twitter.com/darkrose

    I keep mine locked, but only because I frequently bitch about clients at work. I’ll add anyone who’s not obviously a spammer, or the creepy right-wing guy who opposes gay marriage and keeps sending me follow requests.

  36. 36.

    D-Chance.

    December 16, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    I’ve had an account for around 6 months… not made one single tweet, yet still have 4 followers.

    Which means, there are 4 insane people on this man’s internet who, quite frankly, scare me.

  37. 37.

    Comrade Kevin

    December 16, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    @D-Chance.: They’re probably spammers of some sort.

  38. 38.

    thomas Levenson

    December 16, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    I can be found at TomLevenson, which is to say, http://twitter.com/TomLevenson

  39. 39.

    Dave L.

    December 16, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    http://twitter.com/davemn

  40. 40.

    parksideq

    December 17, 2009 at 12:23 am

    twitter.com/parksideq

    My tweets aren’t always coherent, but hey, it’s hard to pull off in under 140 characters.

  41. 41.

    bago

    December 17, 2009 at 12:30 am

    bagofmice. Fucking shitballs HTML is a pain on my iPhone. A simple element attribute declaration has you jumping through all three keyboards all the time!

  42. 42.

    bago

    December 17, 2009 at 12:34 am

    @MaximusNYC: Anything epic happening in NYC in the next two weeks? I have 2 more weeks in DC and this is a subdued town.

  43. 43.

    Cain

    December 17, 2009 at 12:37 am

    mine is:

    sramkrishna

    cain

  44. 44.

    glasgowtremontaine

    December 17, 2009 at 12:40 am

    locked, but only from spammers & students:

    hybridGlow

  45. 45.

    silentbeep

    December 17, 2009 at 1:26 am

    mine is:

    twitter.com/fresafresca

  46. 46.

    ruemara

    December 17, 2009 at 1:31 am

    I yell at Dana Perianum as @snarkylicious

  47. 47.

    BDeevDad

    December 17, 2009 at 1:43 am

    A lot of health care, special needs issues and med research @BDeev

  48. 48.

    Studly Pantload

    December 17, 2009 at 1:59 am

    Already followin’ ya, John. I’m http://twitter.com/WobblinRobin

    Hey, do you follow http://twitter.com/Strwbrry_Blonde ? She’s a snarky lib delight, and she’s sane. Not enough of that goin’ around in the twitterverse, these days.

  49. 49.

    TooManyJens

    December 17, 2009 at 2:43 am

    I’m tealdeer.

  50. 50.

    Yutsano

    December 17, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Never in a million years. And no that ain’t my Twitter tag.

  51. 51.

    AngusTheGodOfMeat

    December 17, 2009 at 2:45 am

    Yes, I desperately need another addictive, non productive activity that requires me to fuck constantly with an electronic device and all of the administrative crapola things that go with it and the service and the activity itself. I need yet another reason to finger my Blackberry all the frigging time. I need to be even more connected than I am. I need to be connected when I am asleep, or under anesthesia, or taking a dump.

    Otherwise, I might accidentally smell a flower growing by the side of the road, or see a sunset, or read a book. And if that happens, the tourists win.

    Sign me up.

  52. 52.

    TooManyJens

    December 17, 2009 at 2:52 am

    BTW, I’ve been added by 2 Twitter spammers since posting to this thread ten minutes ago. Curious.

  53. 53.

    D-Notice

    December 17, 2009 at 3:00 am

    I’m on there as @dnotice http://twitter.com/dnotice

  54. 54.

    Comrade javafascist

    December 17, 2009 at 6:18 am

    You can follow me at @javamanphil. @comradejavafascist was a bit much.

  55. 55.

    debit

    December 17, 2009 at 6:31 am

    Already following you @debinmn.

    I seem to follow people from both camps, so am getting whiplash from the “kill the bill!” and “you people are fools!” tweets.

  56. 56.

    Buffalopundit

    December 17, 2009 at 6:45 am

    @buffalopundit for news and views from the shores of sunny whiteout-y Lake Erie

  57. 57.

    DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)

    December 17, 2009 at 7:22 am

    @Yutsano:

    Same here Yutsano, I will let everyone else enjoy the ‘fun’ of being twits. ;)

  58. 58.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    December 17, 2009 at 7:25 am

    You can find me at http://twitter.com/TheGrandP. I don’t spend a lot of time tweeting but I do enjoy reading some of them. One of my favorites is Jesse Taylor of Pandagon. One of the funniest people I follow and a must read on Sunday’s if you are a football fan.

  59. 59.

    dr.hypercube

    December 17, 2009 at 8:19 am

    @drhypercube

  60. 60.

    Pigs & Spiders

    December 17, 2009 at 8:33 am

    http://www.twitter.com/RyanHindinger

  61. 61.

    Shinobi

    December 17, 2009 at 8:39 am

    Truly revolutionary naming conventions for me:
    http://twitter.com/shinobi42

    I have been enjoying your tweeting John.

  62. 62.

    Remember November

    December 17, 2009 at 9:30 am

    twitter.com/johnnymags

    I’m following you jc
    :stalkstalkstalk….thwap!
    :

  63. 63.

    Incertus

    December 17, 2009 at 9:32 am

    I’m on at briankspears.

  64. 64.

    Michael D.

    December 17, 2009 at 9:35 am

    http://twitter.com/mldemmons

    Though I tend to not use it.

  65. 65.

    cdmarine

    December 17, 2009 at 10:13 am

    cdmarine. I used to tweet all the damn time. Even did a music show on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Lately, not so much. Maybe I’ll pick it back up.

    I’m surprised that I was only already following two people here. Maybe there’s less of a Kossack/Balloon Juice crossover than I thought? (I am “hyperbolic pants explosion” at dkos, FYI.)

  66. 66.

    JenJen

    December 17, 2009 at 10:43 am

    I’m http://twitter.com/TavernWench

    I also maintain a list of “Balloon-Juicers on Twitter,” so if you find me over there, feel free to follow the list! I’m off to go add a bunch of you now. :-)

  67. 67.

    Macha Maguire

    December 17, 2009 at 10:57 am

    and me – just put you on follow. I’m @hare_wood

    enjoy

    m

  68. 68.

    Jason

    December 17, 2009 at 11:10 am

    http://twitter.com/jstuart1031

  69. 69.

    TexBetsy

    December 17, 2009 at 11:32 am

    @Comrade Kevin:

    They’re all my ex-husband.

  70. 70.

    jnfr

    December 17, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    http://twitter.com/jnfr

    I don’t post often, though.

  71. 71.

    Blue Raven

    December 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    My Twitter name is Lysana. But I’m thinking of splitting a few things off of that to another account, as at least half of that one’s traffic is Second Life and personal stuff with the rest being culture and politics.

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