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NFL Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 10, 20101:11 pm| 282 Comments

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Go for it. I absolutely hate rooting for the Ravens, but they are up against Hitler Stalin Darth Vader Michael Moore Tom Brady and the Patriots.

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  1. 1.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Thank goodness.

  2. 2.

    Louise

    January 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    I’m glad to see your priorities are in order.

  3. 3.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Ray Rice is not supposed to be able to outrun CB’s with the angle.

  4. 4.

    DougJ

    January 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    I’m a Pats fan.

    God this sucks.

  5. 5.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    That dude has to be 260+ pounds.

  6. 6.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    Whoa. Ravens 14 – 0? What happened to the REAL Patriots?

  7. 7.

    Gravenstone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Always a pleasure to see Belichick humbled. May it be a long, painful afternoon for NE.

  8. 8.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    I am so glad that Ray Rice was my sleeper pick in my fantasy draft in 2008. And that when I tried to do it again this season, he was snatched one pick before I could strike gold again. Thanks a lot, Universe. You’re an asshole. I get it.

    Edit: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
    +2

  9. 9.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Jeebus.

  10. 10.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    And, can someone make Nance and Simms disappear, plz? kthxbai.

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    is it just me or is Ed Reed really Kimbo Slice’s skinnier brother?

  12. 12.

    You Don't Say

    January 10, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Ray Rice has redeemed the Ravens ever so slightly, but nothing or no one has redeemed the Patriots.

  13. 13.

    ajr22

    January 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    The pats are very weak at the second receiver slot. I know Wes is hurt, but you need another receiver on the outside besides Moss.

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    can someone make Nance

    I like Nantz. He’s very reliable and consistent.
    Plus he’s a Univ of HOU grad.

    ETA – Double plus – he cheated on his wife with a younger girlfriend, which lead to a messy divorce.
    Really, what’s not to like?

  15. 15.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Wow. New England really needs to get its life together today. I know it’s still very early in the first quarter and all, but still. This performance so far is not good. At all.

    @Corner Stone:

    is it just me or is Ed Reed really Kimbo Slice’s skinnier brother?

    It is definitely not just you.

  16. 16.

    Demo Woman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    As a NE fan, I have to admit that this game is getting ugly fast.

  17. 17.

    You Don't Say

    January 10, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Simms used to get on my nerves, but he’s so unlike any other football player announcer, so, uh, un-macho, that I appreciate him for that alone.

  18. 18.

    smiley

    January 10, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Drew Brees on the WaPo editorial page.

  19. 19.

    ajr22

    January 10, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    How does Vince Wilfork get out of bed in the morning following a game? It’s amazing his knees can support him. The guy is big as a house.

  20. 20.

    ploeg

    January 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    (Mute)

    Ahhhhhhhhh.

  21. 21.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Man, this BAL D is fookin’ relentless. Nasty shiz.

  22. 22.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    I’m loving the dismantling of the Pats thus far. I still loathe Nance and Simms, so I will probably have to mute soon.

    @ploeg: The problem is, I like the sounds of the game. Harumph. Still, N & S usually drive me to mute. We shall see how long I last.

  23. 23.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Whoa… nice INT. Waiting for the self-destructing Ravens to show up.

  24. 24.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    Yikes, this is ugly.

  25. 25.

    Matt

    January 10, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    The Pats are doomed. Without Welker and Moss half-assing it lately, they’re done for.

  26. 26.

    Cat Lady

    January 10, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    @DougJ:

    WORD.

    I know everyone’s hurt at this time of year, but Brady has had 3 broken ribs and has a broken finger. Still….

    Ouch.

  27. 27.

    The Dangerman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Houston Buffalo The Sequel?

    Or is New England just laying down.

  28. 28.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Houston Buffalo The Sequel?
    __
    Or is New England just laying down.

    It’s still crazy early. The Patriots need points on this drive desperately.

    And please, let’s not bring up that game ever again. Okay? Let’s never do that again.

    Edit: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

  29. 29.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Kimbo for the INT!

  30. 30.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    @The Dangerman: You’re on the list.

  31. 31.

    Pigs & Spiders

    January 10, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    I hate to say it, but this Ravens team is playing textbook Steeler football today. It’s fun to watch, and even more fun given that Tom Brady is crashing and burning.

  32. 32.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: Hol-ee sheeet! You see what I see?

  33. 33.

    The Dangerman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Hold on? I go take a piss and Baltimore is going for another TD? WTF?

  34. 34.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Don’t turn your back again, or it will be 35-0.

    This is epic fail in one quarter. Usually it takes most of a football game to fall this far, this fast.

  35. 35.

    geg6

    January 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Is there any way both these teams can lose? Please, FSM? Oh, well. If I must choose, I’ll hold my nose and hope BAL wins and then gets crushed next week. There is only one AFC team I can root for in good faith at this point, so GO JETS! I am hoping for the world’s most unlikely SB matchup: Jets v. Saints.

  36. 36.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    So, is Flacco now 0 for 1 in attempts? Dude’s got a 24 point lead and hasn’t completed a pass.

  37. 37.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Hol-ee sheeet! You see what I see?

    This is absolutely stunning. And yet, there’s still the rest of the game to play. As far as mounting epic playoff comebacks go, the Patriots are in pretty good shape.

  38. 38.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    He just planted that dude.

  39. 39.

    The Dangerman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    You’re on the list.

    I’m on lots of lists; the line forms to the Right.

    I’m just recalling the (name of game removed) because I turned it off and missed (the rest of said removed game).

    To make you feel better, I was rooting heavily for Moon and (the team that won’t be mentioned).

  40. 40.

    Cat Lady

    January 10, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    There’s plenty of time left in the game, and now we’ve got ’em right where we want ’em. :-D

    /opens the Scotch

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Bench Brady. He’s hurting his team.

  42. 42.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    I’m on lots of lists; the line forms to the Right.
    __
    I’m just recalling the (name of game removed) because I turned it off and missed (the rest of said removed game).
    __
    To make you feel better, I was rooting heavily for Moon and (the team that won’t be mentioned).

    Duly noted.

  43. 43.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    January 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    @The Dangerman: Can one say “F–k Bud Adams!!!” here? Earl Campbell and Bum Phillips still rule!!

    edit: Why don’t exclamation marks show up?

  44. 44.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    And yet, there’s still the rest of the game to play.

    Close up on Brady shows ‘panicky,’ not ‘determined.’ If NE can get that ‘not in MY house’ vibe going and get the crowd back into it, maybe they can pull it off.

    ETA: @Corner Stone: Bench Brady, perhaps. If the NE O-line can’t protect the second string guy, does it matter?

  45. 45.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Wow… what is wrong with the Pats!?

  46. 46.

    Demo Woman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    All I can say is that the helicopters aren’t laughing.

  47. 47.

    Ed in NJ

    January 10, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Ray Rice is not supposed to be able to outrun CB’s with the angle.

    Anyone who watched him play at Rutgers (saw every home game he played from the 2nd row) laughed at the pre-draft analysis of him. He doesn’t have breakaway speed, but he’s fast enough. And his quickness through the line in unparalleled in the NFL.

  48. 48.

    Maxwel

    January 10, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Goodness! Cue the Brady video.

  49. 49.

    Robin G.

    January 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    I’ve always had high respect for the Ravens’ running game, but, uh… yeah, that was an absurd first quarter.

  50. 50.

    geg6

    January 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Demo Woman: Depends on where you’re sitting. Where I am, the helicopters are in hysterics. ;-)

  51. 51.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    It may be just me – but I don’t want Harrison Ford pissed at me.

  52. 52.

    taylormattd

    January 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    My god, they are slaughtering New England. Good.

  53. 53.

    Pigs & Spiders

    January 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    @Demo Woman: No, they are mirthless…

  54. 54.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    @Corner Stone: You may be joking, but that would certainly shake things up.

    @Demo Woman: But I am!

    Shit.

  55. 55.

    Punchy

    January 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    William Belicheat getting what he deserves. A wicked beatdown of epic proportions.

    Brady and His Pats decade of dominance is so ovah.

    Officially, I just need the over.

  56. 56.

    The Dangerman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    @Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle:

    Can one say “F—k Bud Adams” here? Earl Campbell and Bum Phillips still rule!!

    Well said (except such hyphen usage on BJ is inexcusable).

    I rooted for (team removed) a lot. They got close so often; I recall one game in Pittsburgh (oh oh, dangerous territory here on BJ) and they had to play in a Monsoon and still almost won as I recall. One of my favorites was a player whose name doesn’t come to me … Barber? A wide receiver or Tight End. Fuck, it sucks getting old.

  57. 57.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:

    Bench Brady, perhaps. If the NE O-line can’t protect the second string guy, does it matter?

    That was Cole-tongue-in-cheek-esque.

    But seriously, Brady is obviously in pain and not making great decisions or throws.

  58. 58.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a ballgame! And is the sun really going to be the X-factor in this game? And seriously, how do you not challenge that? That is insane. Now the team and the crowd are back in the game. Mistake, Harbaugh. Big mistake.

  59. 59.

    ajr22

    January 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    How did the Ravens not challenge???

  60. 60.

    Ronnie P

    January 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Why did Harbaugh not challenge that?

  61. 61.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    The Turnover Deities toy with the NFL.

    Toy! Toy!

  62. 62.

    Ed in NJ

    January 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    @You Don’t Say:

    I’ve always hated the Ravens, but having Rice makes them a bit more palatable.

    The Patriots should add a Rutgers player and see if it works for them. I suggest Tim Brown, our prolific, electric, but undersized WR, who could step in for Welker.

  63. 63.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Trust Chris Carr to give the Pats some Mo.

  64. 64.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    @Ed in NJ:

    Anyone who watched him play at Rutgers (saw every home game he played from the 2nd row) laughed at the pre-draft analysis of him. He doesn’t have breakaway speed, but he’s fast enough. And his quickness through the line in unparalleled in the NFL.

    I didn’t watch every game but I did see a bunch. I love the guy but never saw that kind of leveled off speed.
    He was quick and powerful in the NCAA but he’s not supposed to be able to do that at the NFL level.
    That was eye awesome.

  65. 65.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Dropping in to second everybody, WTF is happening here! I always root for whoever’s playing the Patriots because I hate Belichick’s guts, but this is astonishing.

  66. 66.

    slashdotcom

    January 10, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Holy Christ. That was the worst first quarter I, a Patriots fan, have ever experienced. But at least they got the play off before the punt decision could be reversed.

    I eagerly await an epic comeback.

  67. 67.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    This is the time for some playaction to Moss in the corner. Make that shit happen, Brady.

  68. 68.

    Punchy

    January 10, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a ballgame!

    /double checks blowout, shutout score

    We do?

    Edit: nice pass by Brady. Still a blowout

  69. 69.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Somebody sprinkled the BAL D’s breakfast with Go-Go juice this morning.
    Damn.

  70. 70.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Sorry, missed the nuance – I was thinking they ought to give him time to get his head together. (Which shouldn’t belie a NE sympathy – as much as I despise the Ravens, Belichick is worse)

  71. 71.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Oh, nasty! SUCK THAT BEESCHAYS!

  72. 72.

    The Dangerman

    January 10, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Shit, they’re booing Brady? Isn’t that like booing Santa Claus?

    EDIT: Hit enter as the TD was scored. Still, booing Brady?

  73. 73.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    January 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Nance is one of the good ones.

    Simms should be made to die a quick, painless death. Anything to get him off the fucking airwaves.

  74. 74.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    HOT DAMN! Maybe that’s the spark they need. I also smell a well-timed Joe Flacco INT happening sometime in the near future, as well.

  75. 75.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    @slashdotcom:

    That was the worst first quarter I, a Patriots fan, have ever experienced.

    As a longtime Cleveland Browns fan, I welcome you to my ice floe.

  76. 76.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    I hope Cameron doesn’t get nervous… run the ball!

  77. 77.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    @Punchy:

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a ballgame!

    /double checks blowout, shutout score
    __
    We do?

    Hey, epic playoff comebacks have to start somewhere, right?

  78. 78.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    That is my gameplan – to discuss breakfast sausage with a smokin’ hottie in the laundry basement.

  79. 79.

    slashdotcom

    January 10, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    @BruceFromOhio

    But my skin gets dry in the cold! And my lips chap! No, no, no to the ice floe!

  80. 80.

    Punchy

    January 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Hey, epic playoff comebacks have to start somewhere, right?

    I agree, but Rice is cooking ya. They’re gunna run his fat ass all day, just destroying the clock.

    I suspect Flacco will have less than 12 pass attempts this game.

    Yup, there’s a pick. Flacco doesn’t pass the rest of the Q.

  81. 81.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    And all this time I thought it was DougJ who was sock-puppeting B.O.B..

    Uh-oh. Momentum turning in Foxboro.

  82. 82.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    I also smell a well-timed Joe Flacco INT happening sometime in the near future, as well.

    And right on cue…

  83. 83.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    January 10, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    That is my gameplan – to discuss breakfast sausage with a smokin’ hottie in the laundry basement.

    “Smokin’ hottie”. Isn’t that a double positive? Or redundant.

    If I believed this line of advertising, I’d combine talking to the smokin’ hottie about breakfast sausage while offering her a Budweiser product. She’d be in the sack in no time.

  84. 84.

    r€nato

    January 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Go Cardinals!

  85. 85.

    J.

    January 10, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    HOW ‘BOUT DEM JETS YESTERDAY?!

    Re the Ravens – Patriots game, if you guys have not read The Blind Side by Michael Lewis, do so. Wish I had read it before I bet on the Pats to win this game.

  86. 86.

    Pigs & Spiders

    January 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    I’m sitting in a bar in Manhattan, and let me tell you, you’d think the Giants were playing in the superbowl. That’s how excited they are that Brady is choking.

  87. 87.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Did anyone catch the size of the Tom Brady jersey Jim Nance is wearing?

  88. 88.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    This Ravens fan is officially nervous.

  89. 89.

    You Don't Say

    January 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    @Ed in NJ: I really like Rice. Hate when college players I like go to NFL teams I hate.

    I don’t know Tim Brown, but undersized receivers/backs are my favorite kind of player.

  90. 90.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Hey! “No Country for Old Men” is on USA at 1:30pm CT!
    Anyone who has two weeks to waste should tune in for that.

  91. 91.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    See, this is what was supposed to happen. The Patriots key in on the Ravens best player (Ray Rice) and force Joe Flacco to beat them, and let’s be honest, he can’t really do that.

    Now, you keep winning the field position game, you give Brady some time so he can get in the groove and you put a couple of scores on the board to make this a 24-21 game by halftime. Easy peezy, baby.

  92. 92.

    Punchy

    January 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I’d combine talking to the smokin’ hottie about breakfast sausage while offering her a Budweiser product. She’d be in the sack in no time.

    Isn’t “talking about breakfast sausage” redundant with getting her in the sack?

  93. 93.

    Comrade Jake

    January 10, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    I’m pretty sure neither of these teams are going to survive the next round of the playoffs.

  94. 94.

    Comrade Jake

    January 10, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I’m pretty sure DVR was invented in response to USA movies.

  95. 95.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    January 10, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    @Punchy:

    You owe me a new keyboard. I just spit taked my hoity, toity craft brewed Tastee Adult Beverage all over mine.

    When was the last time anybody saw a smokin’ hottie in a public laundry room?

    Never?

    Asked and answered.

  96. 96.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    @Comrade Jake: Please let that be true. Also: Cowboys.

  97. 97.

    Dork

    January 10, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    You’re about to see the most conservative football ever designed played out by the Ravens in the second half. I bet the run/pass ratio will be at least 10:1.

  98. 98.

    PTirebiter

    January 10, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    @Comrade Luke:
    Speaking of the Cowboys, last night made my season. Of course my expectations had hit bottom after their second loss to the Giants. I think they beat the Vikings, but if Favre is off the charts and we lose a close one, I’ll be okay.

  99. 99.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    @Comrade Luke: Aaaaaaamen

  100. 100.

    ploeg

    January 10, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    @Dork:

    As compared with how the Ravens are rolling right now. I count 26 run/6 pass so far.

  101. 101.

    PTirebiter

    January 10, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    I assume USA isn’t commercial free? I mean, it’s a terrific film.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    January 10, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage:

    When was the last time anybody saw a smokin’ hottie in a public laundry room? Never? Asked and answered.

    Hah! You are so wrong. Do you think that hotties hibernate when they are not out at the clubs?

    There used to be an old insiders guide to LA that highlighted the supermarkets that were also unofficial “where to find hot singles” hangouts.

    And unless they are fabulously wealthy, even hotties have to wash their clothes. And since some guys are too macho to want to be involved with anything domestic, there’s a good chance that some guy with half a brain is chatting up some hottie at a laudrymat while her dumbass man is back at home sitting on the sofa watching the playoffs with his buddies.

    Oh yeah, the new hot place to meet babes: yoga class.

  103. 103.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    @PTirebiter: Well, I wouldn’t pee on it if it was on fire, but YMMV.

  104. 104.

    Cassidy

    January 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Cowboys won. I”m happy.

  105. 105.

    Shell

    January 10, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Just read the article over at New York magazine about John Edward’s personal and political implosion, “Saint Elizabeth and the Ego Monster”

    Yow-eeee!

  106. 106.

    PTirebiter

    January 10, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    … I wouldn’t pee on it if it was on fire

    I wouldn’t either, I assume the Coen brothers made extra copies.

  107. 107.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Oh sweet baby Jesus, Ben Watson just got laid out. And that interception is a killer. It goes without saying that they need another field goal here. But oh man, that hit was vicious.

  108. 108.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Whoooa, Patriots intercepted. That one’s gotta hurt…

  109. 109.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    The Ravens are pretty good.

    Can’t stand wife beater Terrell Suggs or murder accessory Ray Lewis, but I could stomach them more than the Jets or Colts. At least the Stillers and Gints are playing golf.

    Patriots offensive line has just been terrible. They have no business being in this game.

  110. 110.

    Cat Lady

    January 10, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    @Shell:

    Bill never stopped cheating on Hill, and Cindy McCain was cheating on Gramps. The Village panty sniffers have been thwarted by the Obamas, and they need their scalps, so Halperin will be the toast of the Village for the next several weeks. Bullets have been dodged.

    /O-bot

  111. 111.

    adolphus

    January 10, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    When was the last time anybody saw a smokin’ hottie in a public laundry room? Never? Asked and answered.

    There are plenty in my town, which is admittedly a college town with lots of off campus apartments.

    The thing is, when smokin’ hotties do laundry they don’t LOOK like smokin’ hotties. Least not as smokin’ as they do in clubs or other overt pickup joints. They aren’t wearing the A-outfits or wearing makeup.

    Just got to know how to look.

  112. 112.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    I would gladly pay $14.50 or however much it costs to see The Wolfman, just for when Benecio Del Toro goes “I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!” That is never-ending hilarity right there.

  113. 113.

    Dork

    January 10, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    They aren’t wearing the A-outfits or wearing makeup.

    Kinda think this makes them seem hotter. They’re basically in their PJs, no bra, natty hair, completely off-guard….they seem more “regular”. Easier to approach. I’d even offer to pre-spray any of their Victoria’s Secret gear if so needed.

  114. 114.

    Dork

    January 10, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Flacco has 2 completed passes (to his own players). That must be a playoff record low if it finishes this way.

  115. 115.

    You Don't Say

    January 10, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    @Comrade Jake: Agree. @Dork: Good prediction.

  116. 116.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Who is the genius who decided the short kickoff was a good idea? New England just kicked short so with a 30-yard return, Baltimore has the ball at the 48.

    We’re scared you’re going to get a long return so we’ll give you the ball at midfield?

    P.S.: Bill Simmons, teams that can run the ball are still winning …

  117. 117.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    January 10, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    @The Dangerman: You mean the Mike Renfro catch(or would have been a catch with today’s instant replay rules)? I remember that like it was yesterday(and I was like 8 at the time). I remember Earl Campbell steamrolling Isiah Robertson. And you gotta love Bum Phillips and his cowboy hat roaming the sidelines? ;-)

  118. 118.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    January 10, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    P.S.: Bill Simmons, teams that can run the ball are still winning …

    That’s almost always the case in the playoffs. Especially games in cold weather places.

  119. 119.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    January 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    @Comrade Luke: You can say the same thing when they cover Packers(when Favre was there … now Vikings) or Colts games.

  120. 120.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    At this point, I can only hope for a Norv-Brees Superbowl showdown, with Brees throwing for 6 touchdowns against Spanos’ Chargers.

  121. 121.

    Ed in NJ

    January 10, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    @You Don’t Say:

    Here’s a little bit of Tim Brown:

    Tim Brown game-winning TD

    Great ability to get open downfield, good hands. Over 20 YPC over this college career and 1150 yds this year. But the flip side is that he’s 5’8″, maybe 155 lbs.

    Oh, and the guy throwing the ball is true freshman Tom Savage, one of the most heralded recruits in Rutgers history, who will be playing in the NFL in a couple of years.

  122. 122.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Does anyone understand how ball spotting works in the NFL? It seems completely arbitrary.

  123. 123.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    That’s pretty much ballgame isn’t it?

  124. 124.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Brilliant play by Joe Flacco. You have to give the kid that.

  125. 125.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    @Dork: Totally agree with you there. In my book a smokin’ hottie shouldn’t need make-up and special outfits to be so, really don’t get adolphus’ attitude here. But then I like natural beauty.

  126. 126.

    slashdotcom

    January 10, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Gahhhh!!! I’ll get you (next year) my pretty.

  127. 127.

    Punchy

    January 10, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Start piling the dirt on the Pats’ grave….

  128. 128.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    You can literally hear the dejection in Jim Nance’s voice.

  129. 129.

    Svensker

    January 10, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    Could not have said it better. LOOOOOVVVEEE seeing the Patsies die.

  130. 130.

    Brachiator

    January 10, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Our long national nightmare may almost be over.

    The Patriots are getting well and truly thumped.

    And it appears to be official. Jay Leno is being dumped from his 10 pm slot.

    NBC Universal Television Entertainment Chairman Jeff Gaspin said Sunday that Leno’s nightly prime-time show will end with the beginning of the Winter Olympics on Feb. 12. NBC wants Leno to do an 11:35 p.m. show each night, a return to his old time slot, Gaspin said.

  131. 131.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    @Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle: I agree. Bill Simmons does not. (I think this will be the undoing of the Pack).

  132. 132.

    Max

    January 10, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    @Brachiator: Re: Jay Leno. I can’t wait to listen to Howard Stern tomorrow morning. They’ve been counting down to Jay’s demise.

    I don’t really care about this football game, other than being glad the Pats are losing. F Tom Brady.

    ON a much brighter note…

    Big Love! Tonight!

  133. 133.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    That was the only thing going right for the Pats today.

    …I’m here all week.

  134. 134.

    Ed in NJ

    January 10, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Fuck NBC and Jay Leno. Nothing there is smart enough to figure out that the ratings for Conan tanked BECAUSE Leno was on at 10?

    The smart thing to do would be to let Conan have the post-Olympic spot and see if the ratings spike with a big lead-in. There is no way Conan can compete with Nightline and Letterman when Leno gets 5 million viewers at night and CBS and ABC get 15 million in the 10 pm spot. You can’t expect 10 million people to switch to a different news station at 11 or over to NBC after the news. Late night viewers are lazy. They stay with the station they are on.

  135. 135.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Belichick to USC (the rumor starts here!)

  136. 136.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Well, that’s it for NFL football for me this season.

    I guess I can root for Favre to ruin it for everyone.

    As long as it’s not the Colts or Jets.

  137. 137.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    This game has officially kicked its little feet up in the air. Seems like a good time to put away the Christmas decorations before the Cards game starts …

    ETA: “As long as it’s not the Colts or Jets.” SD and NO all the way!

  138. 138.

    Cat Lady

    January 10, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Well, haters, enjoy, but Tom Three Rings Brady gets to go home and nurse his injuries with Gisele and a new baby with all the money anyone would want in this life, which is probably all he ever wanted to do anyway. Not too shabby, and all you haters would trade places with him in a nanosecond.

    Geaux Saints!

  139. 139.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    From Pro Football Talk

    (With this) win by the Ravens, the Pats will have finished each of the past six years with each of the six possible outcomes to an NFL season.
    __
    Specifically, they will have missed the playoffs (2008), lost in the wild-card round (2009), lost in the divisional round (2005), lost in the conference title game (2006), lost in the Super Bowl (2007), and won the Super Bowl (2004).

  140. 140.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    My prediction to my Steelers fan cousin was 31-21 Baltimore … not too bad.

  141. 141.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    @Joel:

    As long as it’s not the Colts or Jets.

    The Colts I could stomach. If by some fluke of the FSM (may She be praised!), it’s the Jets – I will set out on a nationwide neck punching spree the like of which the world has never seen.
    Alexander the Great would be jealous of my neck punching dominance.
    It will increase on a geometric rate like SkyNet’s computing self-awareness.
    It will be truly awesome to behold. But not in a good way.

  142. 142.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    @MattR: If you were being nitpicky, you could say there are seven outcomes, with the seventh being a loss in a one-game playoff. I think the NFL eliminated that years ago, though.

  143. 143.

    Brachiator

    January 10, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    @mcd410x:

    Belichick to USC (the rumor starts here!)

    Hah! Good one.

    Mad props to Ravens Defensive Coordinator Greg Mattison.

  144. 144.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    @Corner Stone: Now now – leave my Jets alone – it’s been a long time for us. Let the Colts/Ravens inflict injuries on each while we (fingers crossed) smite the Chargers.

  145. 145.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    @blogenfreude: Apparently Vegas did not listen to Rex Ryan. The Jets opened as 9 point underdogs to the Chargers. (The Colts are favored by 6 and a half. The Vikings by 2 and a half)

    @Joel: They now use a coin toss if the first 10 or so tiebreakers don’t work. Imagine how horrible a way to miss the playoffs that would be.

  146. 146.

    gwangung

    January 10, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Family obligations impel me to root for the Cards.

  147. 147.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Boomer Esiason is about 20lbs from being mistaken for Philip Seymour Hoffman.

  148. 148.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    @MattR: Any given Sunday – as you know it’s often down to penalties and fumbles. If Sanchez doesn’t get another case of Favre-itis (picks) we could – go – all – the way. Although truth be told – if you’d told at the beginning of the season that the Giants and Steelers would be out and the Jets would be in, I’d have bet you a lot of money otherwise.

  149. 149.

    Brachiator

    January 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    @Ed in NJ:

    Fuck NBC and Jay Leno. Nothing there is smart enough to figure out that the ratings for Conan tanked BECAUSE Leno was on at 10?

    The suits outsmarted themselves. They thought that they would save a ton of money not having to put hour dramas on at 10pm, and that Leno was known and comfortable as far as viewers were concerned. But people didn’t watch Leno, instead doing stuff like watching the competition, watching shows that they had Tivo’d, cleaning their bathtubs. Local affiliates used to make big money with advertisers buying time on the local news shows and started to yell big time that Leno’s weak performance at 10 was costing them defecting viewers at 11.

    And this was all before you get to Conan starting to lose to Letterman at 11:35.

  150. 150.

    Brien Jackson

    January 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    @mcd410x:

    So…we can all agree Bill Simmons is a dumbass douchebag now, right?

  151. 151.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    @MattR: And tell me what you think of this reasoning – I’d rather the Jets face the Colts again rather than the Ravens b/c 1) we beat them, and 2) the Ravens know too many of Rex’s tricks. Makes sense?

  152. 152.

    You Don't Say

    January 10, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    @Comrade Luke: You haven’t seen PSH lately.

  153. 153.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    @blogenfreude: I agree with that reasoning, but you forgot reason number 3 – Karma. It almost seems like destiny that the Jets will end the Colts season.

  154. 154.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    @MattR: My late uncle Dom, a long suffering Jets/Nets/Mets fan, could finally rest in peace.

  155. 155.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    @MattR: And I’ll go on the line here – Green Bay by 7 (at least) maybe 10.

  156. 156.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    @Brien Jackson: I’ll find it interesting to see if his theory about passing flies next week in three domes and San Diego — i.e., no hella cold weather.

    I know plenty of people who feel that way. I enjoy his writing. His accent makes his podcasts a bit tough to stomach. And when I say a bit tough I mean unlistenable.

  157. 157.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    @blogenfreude: I didn’t realize there were Nets fans.

  158. 158.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    @blogenfreude: My wallet likes the way you think. I’m thinking something like 31-24.

    PS. Your uncle Dom would not be the only one. And I can’t imagine how much more pleasant a place the NYC area would become (at least for a couple weeks).

  159. 159.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    @mcd410x: I liked The Sports Guy a lot more before I heard him.
    I knew where he was from but I did not need to hear that.

    Still enjoy his column but his podcasts are worthless and rambling and just awful.

  160. 160.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    @Joel: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away (maybe a Ford Galaxy) ….

  161. 161.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    @Corner Stone: I liked the Sports Guy back when he was the Boston Sports Guy and his columns were about subjects like “Mr. Weebles”, the Flinstones space alien that was responsible for Jimy Williams’ insane decisions. That was a different era, for him (Digital City) and Boston sports in general.

  162. 162.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    @blogenfreude:

    a long suffering Jets/Nets/Mets fan

    There’s a joke in here somewhere. It’s hidden well but I know it’s in there.

  163. 163.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Ummm – after that pick, I might … nah – I’m stickin’ with it.

  164. 164.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    That is a terrible, terrible decision to start the game from Rodgers. Though I did think DRC was going to take it the wrong way for a TD for half a sec :)

  165. 165.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    @Corner Stone: Remember back before he mailed it in — when he wrote actual columns? Two or three a week?

    This remains a fave of mine … Vince Young Natty Championship game:

    1:07 — All right, this wasn’t just the highlight of the game, it might have been the highlight of my life. Here’s an actual transcript of Keith Jackson reading an “Emily’s Reasons Why Not” promo (10 minutes after I wished for it): “Don’t miss the season’s premiere of ‘Emily’s Reasons Why Not.’ [Mumbling to someone off-camera.] ‘Emily’s Reasons’ … I don’t know. [Back to the promo.] Starring Heather … Graham. A new comedy about love, laughter and life, premiering at Monday, 9 central, followed by an all-new ‘Jake’ … [prolonged pause] … in Progress,’ starring John Stah-mos.”

  166. 166.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    @Corner Stone: If you make it, his widow will come to your house with a dead fish.

  167. 167.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Isn’t Cromartie the name of a bad guy in the Sherlock Holmes series?
    If it’s not then it should be.

  168. 168.

    J.W. Hamner

    January 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Mad props to Ravens Defensive Coordinator Greg Mattison.

    This is a guy who nearly all of the Ravens’ faithful are deeply suspicious of… but that’s probably the worst game I’ve ever seen Brady play… so is Mattison a B-more hero? I’m guessing he’s still on probation.

  169. 169.

    HRA

    January 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Priceless to see NE lose from a fan of the team who should not be mentioned by name here in re: to winning against Houston. The wide receivers were Andre Reed and James Lofton for the team who should not be mentioned. The tight end was Pete Metsalars (sp.?)

    I did read some of the online writings from the Halperin and Heilmann book. Wow!

  170. 170.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    @blogenfreude: Sushi grade?

  171. 171.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    And yes, Jets fans, that is Anthony Becht you see on the field for the Cardinals.

  172. 172.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Go, Pack, uh, wait. That’s not the way to start.

  173. 173.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Why do the Cards have so many players with hyphened last names? Is it because they are so close to Mexico?

  174. 174.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    @Corner Stone: Luca Brasi grade.

  175. 175.

    Steeplejack

    January 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Isn’t Cromartie the name of a bad guy in the Sherlock Holmes series?

    Yes, Professor Cromartie, the Napoleon of crime. I believe Holmes brained him with a guitar at the Rickenbacker Falls.

  176. 176.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    @Corner Stone: Because they are all a bunch of married women?

  177. 177.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    @MattR: Rub it in, why don’t you?

  178. 178.

    Bob In Pacifica

    January 10, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    A bad wild-card weekend so far. I hate the Cowboys (I blame Dallas for all things wrong in the world.) And although I liked “The Wire” I’ve always disliked the Ravens. And as a Niner fan I hate Arizona and Kurt Warner. I hope the Packers pull the late game out.

    The Jets I can live with for this year.

  179. 179.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    @gwangung:

    impel me

    And see? I would’ve went with “compel” there.
    I have learned something today.

  180. 180.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    The Turnover Deities continue to toy with the NFL.

    Toy! Toy!

  181. 181.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    @blogenfreude: I was shocked that he was still in the league. I had to check online to make sure it was not some other Becht.

    BTW, if you hear a giant flushing sound, that is my money going down the toilet. Thanks Packers.

  182. 182.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Turnover, Pack, turnover.

    Looks like it’s blowout weekend … I could be wrong.

  183. 183.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    WTF?

  184. 184.

    smiley

    January 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Hey front pagers. How about a fresh thread for the second game.

  185. 185.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    This is ugly. The Cards are picking apart the Packers’ zone. Ugh.

  186. 186.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Seems the Cards have been drinking at the Ravens’ well.

    Or the Packers at the Patriots?

  187. 187.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    So, do I go with tacos for dinner, or a hamburger from Fuddruckers?

  188. 188.

    Brachiator

    January 10, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    @J.W. Hamner:

    RE: Mad props to Ravens Defensive Coordinator Greg Mattison.

    This is a guy who nearly all of the Ravens’ faithful are deeply suspicious of… but that’s probably the worst game I’ve ever seen Brady play… so is Mattison a B-more hero? I’m guessing he’s still on probation.

    Brady didn’t just play a bad game. The defense took options away from him, pressured him, put him in a position in which he couldn’t do his thing. Sometimes they rushed him with 6 guys, daring him to pass, but didn’t let him set up to get a good pass off.

    The Patriots couldn’t adjust and couldn’t cheat. The Patriot Death Star got blowed up real good.

  189. 189.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    @BruceFromOhio: Patriots front line would have given Rogers more time ….

  190. 190.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    I love football.

    +5

  191. 191.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    @Corner Stone: Are the tacos from the Drive Thru Diet menu at Taco Bell? As long as the answer is No, then I vote for the tacos.

  192. 192.

    jeffreyw

    January 10, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    [Looks in…sees football still on…quietly closes the door]

    Supper’s ready, y’all! I’m not waitin!

  193. 193.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Homemade tacos? Yes. Otherwise, run for the burger.

    And I love football esp. playoffs.

  194. 194.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    @jeffreyw: You looking for a couple tenants. My dog and I are willing to pay rent if your cooking is included.

  195. 195.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: And it’s something I just realized…when this game is over there won’t be another one on til next Sat.
    ***sniff***

  196. 196.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    @blogenfreude:

    Its that turnover thing. Haunting.

  197. 197.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    If 3 TDs first quarter – sound familiar?

  198. 198.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    No MNF thread on BJ? Aw shucks.

  199. 199.

    mcd410x

    January 10, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    I would have given up Fox and one NFL game this weekend if it meant I didn’t have to see American Idol promos.

  200. 200.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    @mcd410x:

    I would have given up Fox and one NFL game this weekend if it meant I didn’t have to see American Idol promos.

    I had this exact thought as I was looking for the remote control.

  201. 201.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    That was a HUGE strip. This is a fantastic game so far. Great form, Charles Woodson. Hand right on the ball.

  202. 202.

    blogenfreude

    January 10, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    But a fumble recovery! We might have a bit of a game here.

  203. 203.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Looks like the refs may have a bit of money on this one.

  204. 204.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    I love it when a 300lb dude runs someone down from behind.

    Gotta look back at the ball son.

  205. 205.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    I’m fairly certain that Donald Driver is Tyrese Gibson. And way to stay on your feet, Doucet. That was big time.

  206. 206.

    Sir Nose'D

    January 10, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    I’m not counting the Pack out just yet, but I am crying in my beer.

  207. 207.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Driver looks more like Terry Crews than he looks like Gibson, and he doesn’t look much like Crews.

  208. 208.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    @Andy K:

    Driver looks more like Terry Crews than he looks like Gibson, and he doesn’t look much like Crews.

    Probably because he’s too busy looking like Tyrese Gibson.

  209. 209.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Probably because he’s too busy looking like Tyrese Gibson.

    It is hard to argue with logic like that.

  210. 210.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Dude…Here’s Driver.

  211. 211.

    geg6

    January 10, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    DOUGJ, WHERE ARE YOU? TIM F? ANNE LAURIE? New thread, pretty please? It’s hard checking in on 200+ comment threads on the Blackberry. Cut a girl a break!

  212. 212.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    And here come the drops by the Packers’ receivers.

  213. 213.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    And that is why it was piss poor clock management. That penalty is meaningless. Stupid coaches and stupid announcers.

    EDIT: And a smart defensive back knows that and will gladly hold/commit pass interference instead of letting his guy catch it in the end zone.

  214. 214.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    @MattR:

    Childress-like clock management.

  215. 215.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Can we please get an agreement between Cablevision and HGTV/Food Network so I no longer have to see Bobby Flay on my TV?

  216. 216.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Somebody tell Woodson to put on a cup. For God’s sake.

  217. 217.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    @Andy K:

    Dude…Here’s Driver.

    All I’m saying is that looks like a dude who has Shia LaBeouf on speed dial, is what I’m sayin’.

  218. 218.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    That catch by Jennings was just silly. One handed, left-hand in the corner of the end zone, falling down? Get out of my face with that craziness.

  219. 219.

    Sir Nose'D

    January 10, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    I need to finish writing a grant proposal to the National Science Foundation. Its not yet a blowout, so I have a fool’s hope that the Pack is still in it.

    Prediction: Packers lose, grant not funded. Oh, how the universe mocks me…

  220. 220.

    svensker

    January 10, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    @MattR:

    And yes, Jets fans, that is Anthony Becht you see on the field for the Cardinals.

    Can’t be. He hasn’t dropped the football enough.

  221. 221.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    WHAT THE WHAT?

    That was the stupidest time to call for the on-side kick! Glad that it worked out, though.

  222. 222.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Spectacular pull in by Mr Jennings. Pack makes it 17-31 with lotsa football left, and the Christmas decorations are stowed for another year.

    RE: Stupid announcers – I put on cd’s or grab a laptop or mp3 player for the surround sound. Cut in to broadcast audio for penalty calls. I do my own announcing, generally to the disdain of the other inhabitants. Joe Buck or Chris Simms or Bobby Flay or whoever the fuck is yapping incessantly never gets the chance to make my life miserable.

    ETA: @Midnight Marauder: (laughter)

  223. 223.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    An onside kick?! I think Herm Edwards must have given the pregame pep talk to the Packers today.

  224. 224.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    The Packers are showing way more guts than the Patriots. I highly doubt they’ll talk about it like that though – wouldn’t want to hurt widdle Tom Bwady’s feewings.

  225. 225.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    If the Pack doesn’t recover that, game over.

    Now it’s down to 7. GO PACK GO!

  226. 226.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    If Chloe gets killed in this run of ’24’, I’m so in.

  227. 227.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    The way the Packers defense is playing they might as well onside kick every time.

  228. 228.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    @Comrade Luke:

    The Packers are showing way more guts than the Patriots.

    I’ll go with that – Rodgers is standing and delivering in the face of the Cards’ pass rush. This game remains very interesting.

  229. 229.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Does anyone have a recommendation for a good sports news web site?

    I can’t take espn.com anymore.

  230. 230.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    @MattR:

    That seems to be the popular sentiment where I’m watching the game. Hell, even my dad is saying it, and he likes to give the Packers 10th chances.

  231. 231.

    Joel

    January 10, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    @Comrade Luke: I don’t think he gives a rats ass.

    Once Brady starts aspiring for political office, I’ll join all y’all in hating him. But then, of course, there will be a good (R)eason.

    As for good sports media, there isn’t any. The rest of print media is just playing catchup.

  232. 232.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    That is how you win a fucking playoff game on the road. Great playcall on 4th down by McCarthy. I think he should bring in Herm Edwards every week next season. That venture seems to be paying off dividends left and right so far.

  233. 233.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    ZOMG! The defense holds ’em on third down!

  234. 234.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Bad weekend for kickers named Graham.

    EDIT: Anyone else enjoying the Patriots Pro Shop banner ad up top?

  235. 235.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    @Joel: I don’t hate Brady as much as I hate the coverage of him. It’s like he walks on water.

    Same goes for Jeter. I used to hate him, but then I realized that he doesn’t really do anything; it’s the media coverage that drives me nuts.

  236. 236.

    Sir Nose'D

    January 10, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    I am beside myself in a good way. Packers have tied it up? Driver can still juke like that in his old age? Whocouldanode?

  237. 237.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    I want a Saints-Packers NFC Championship now. The over/under is 175. Who wants some?

  238. 238.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Winner of this game gets the Saints next week. Doesn’t matter who wins…Though I have confidence that it will be the Pack.

  239. 239.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    What a great game.

  240. 240.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: Not possible, I think. Whoever wins this one will be meeting the Saints next round on saturday. And as a Saints fan, I’d like whichever team will be the easiest for them to beat. Not sure who that is right now, though.

  241. 241.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    @Andy K:

    Winner of this game gets the Saints next week. Doesn’t matter who wins…Though I have confidence that it will be the Pack.

    Touche. That slipped my mind (understandable, with the drugs and booze, I suppose). But that touchdown pass from Warner just now was mighty nice. Great response by the Cardinals. Although, I have the feeling the Packers are going to tie this thing up again in about 1:30 on a 4 play, 65 yard drive.

  242. 242.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Aaron Rodgers is straight sick wit it. Disgusting throw and catch.

  243. 243.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Yeah, that jump pass to Jennings….

  244. 244.

    Zam

    January 10, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    I do not have the stomach for the playoffs this year. This game is killing me.

  245. 245.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    It looks like this game may end up coming down to whether or not Jesus hooks Kurt Warner up on the overtime coin toss.

  246. 246.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Am I the only one whose first thought after that TD was “1:52 is way too much time to leave on the clock”?

  247. 247.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    I can haz the over naow?

  248. 248.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    @Comrade Luke: Nope, not the only one.

  249. 249.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    It’s pretty funny to think about all the people who shit on the Packers organization for letting Favre go because they had faith in Aaron Rodgers to be The Guy. This kid is straight cash, homey.

  250. 250.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    @Corner Stone: Can you believe the over for the second half (set at halfrime) was 24?

  251. 251.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Yeah, this is the kind of game where old #4 would have forced it way too much.

  252. 252.

    ploeg

    January 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Last year was enough evidence for me that seeing Favre off was the right move for the Packers.

  253. 253.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    I love Charles Woodson but he is just undersized in today’s NFL.

  254. 254.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Those posts looked tiny from there.

    ETA – Holy shit.

  255. 255.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    OVERTIME!

  256. 256.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    HOLY SHIT!

  257. 257.

    handy

    January 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Wow… Pack dodge a bullet

  258. 258.

    Brachiator

    January 10, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    The Baby Jesus likes overtime games.

  259. 259.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    You ARE B.O.B.!

  260. 260.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Damn, that was a MISS…

  261. 261.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    @Andy K: Can you please explain to me what you mean?

  262. 262.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    @Brachiator:

    This is the only game that’s ended being worth the time this weekend. Way to go Pack. And the Cards kicker better check under his car on the way out tonight.

    ETA: And the Packers win the toss, taking the defense out of the equation for the moment.

  263. 263.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, I would suggest you buy stock in Aaron Rodgers right now, because after this game, the price is never coming down.

  264. 264.

    handy

    January 10, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    @Andy K:

    A bit unfair. It’s not like Corner said Woodson was a credit to his position.

  265. 265.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    My biggest issue with Rodgers is that he tends to hold on to the ball too long. Other than that he’s teh awesome.

    And he could have just ended it on the first play of OT…

  266. 266.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Who the HELL was he throwing to, the Gaia-damned REF?

  267. 267.

    Comrade Luke

    January 10, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Wow, what a terrible way to end it. Shades of Texas/Oklahoma.

  268. 268.

    Emo Pantload (fka Studly)

    January 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Game over, man. Game over.

  269. 269.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    @Comrade Luke:

    My biggest issue with Rodgers is that he tends to hold on to the ball too long.

    … thus ending the Packers post-season.

  270. 270.

    Midnight Marauder

    January 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Ladies and gentlemen, I would suggest you buy stock in Aaron Rodgers right now, because after this game, the price is never coming down.

    Where is the “Request Deletion” button where you need one?

  271. 271.

    MattR

    January 10, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Aarghh. Did not see that ending coming. Though it may just have saved everyone the ten minutes it would have taken for the Cards to score after they got the punt.

    EDIT: After watching the replay, how was that not a personal foul for hitting the QB in the face? They have been throwing that flag all season no matter how weak or inconsequential the contact has been.

  272. 272.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: SELL MORTIMER, SELL! SELL! SELL!!

  273. 273.

    Emo Pantload (fka Studly)

    January 10, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Sudden death is a harsh bitch.

    Speaking of which, is it too much to hope for an OT Super Bowl, this year? I’ve been waiting near all my days for one of those.

  274. 274.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    @MattR:

    Though it may just have saved everyone the ten minutes seconds it would have taken for the Cards to score after they gor the punt.

    FIFY.

    Second time this year that a Packers’ loss hasn’t put me into a deep funk (the first being the loss to the Stillers). What a great game!

  275. 275.

    Nethead Jay

    January 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    Fuckin’ awful ending to a great game. Now I just hope my Saints stomp all over Kurt Warner and the rest of the birds next weekend.

    Edit: @MattR: Yup, wondered that about the hit on Rodgers too, after seeing the replay. But they’ll never admit the inconsistency.

  276. 276.

    ploeg

    January 10, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    @Midnight Marauder:

    Aaron Rodgers got the Pack to overtime. He pitched a good game, and he didn’t exactly throw it away all on his own at the end.

  277. 277.

    Andy K

    January 10, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Your statement was obviously unresearched, improvisational bullshit that, minus a snark tag, is simply inflammatory- just like most of B.O.B.’s posts.

    For the record: Woodson is 6’1″, 202 lbs.. Now take a look at two other current all stars at the cornerback position: Darelle Revis is 5’11”, 198 lbs., while Champ Bailey is 6’0″, 192 lbs.

    Woodson is actually on the big side for modern NFL cornerbacks.

  278. 278.

    Corner Stone

    January 10, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    @Andy K: Yeah, and Larry Fitzgerald is listed at 6’3″ and 217.
    And he clearly dominated Woodson on the play I was referring to, as it happened in real life when he got his ass kicked. He shoved him away like he was a little beeschay.

    So next time how about you say you disagree with me, rather than call me BoB?
    Huh douchenozzle? That good with you fucko?
    Fuck off you punk bitch.

  279. 279.

    Jared

    January 10, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Wolcott just referred to Brady as “Studly Dickmore.” Longtime Pats fan, but that made me spit my cola.

  280. 280.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 10, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Wow. I just watched the Packers-Cardinals game on DVR. Just–wow. I am gobsmacked.

  281. 281.

    2liberal

    January 10, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    Why do the Cards have so many players with hyphened last names? Is it because they are so close to Mexico?

    it’s all tied up with the no-daylight savings time thing in AZ

  282. 282.

    Andy K

    January 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    And he clearly dominated Woodson on the play I was referring to…

    No, he committed pass interference- for the second time in the half.

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