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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Cat Blogging / It Takes Two

It Takes Two

by John Cole|  January 14, 20107:53 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

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Obligatory Ghostbusters reference.

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  1. 1.

    arguingwithsignposts

    January 14, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    So I’ll just leave this and this here, since I put it in an old and dying thread a few minutes ago. Airport kitteh blogging. In Edmonton over the weekend, not quite as exciting as S.F. for DougJ, but maybe I’ll get to see some real hockey at some point.

  2. 2.

    General Winfield Stuck

    January 14, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    So I guess you two have kissed and made up. And don’t run him off again, mr. Obot!!

  3. 3.

    Carrie

    January 14, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Awww, spooning. Gotta love it.
    I miss JSF.

  4. 4.

    Mike G

    January 14, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    Interspecies snorgling…

  5. 5.

    General Winfield Stuck

    January 14, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    @Carrie:

    I miss JSF.

    Yeah, me too. My main Huckleberry.

  6. 6.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    @Carrie: Offer him a salmon sandwich.
    He’ll be all over your shit.

  7. 7.

    Shell

    January 14, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    The Peaceable Kingdom.

    Don’t we all want it.

  8. 8.

    Mike Kay

    January 14, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Rick Santorum just fainted

  9. 9.

    Pasquinade

    January 14, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    If you’re not rightwinged out….

    http://www.operationleper.com/

    Sadly lacking in entries for Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh,
    the Haiti Haters

  10. 10.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 14, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Lovely photo of the interspecies love. Just be aware of the video from Eureka that purports to show Sophie the dog reqcting to our 6.5 magnitude earthquake last Saturday.
    Sophie’s a wonderful dog, but she didn’t pick up on those p-waves any quicker than the humans stuck on the second floor of the Times-Standard building in downtown Eureka.

  11. 11.

    amorphous

    January 14, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Oh god, 30 seconds into the Texas Republican Gubernatorial debate and you should hear the amount of crazy coming out of Rick Perry. Secession. Nullification. The government program he loves most is “the military.” I can’t get out of this state soon enough. Four weeks and counting.

  12. 12.

    Cat Lady

    January 14, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    Thanks JSF.

    Obligatory Ghostbusters reference.

    I think we better split up.
    Good idea.
    Yeah, we can do more damage that way.

  13. 13.

    Dave

    January 14, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    For some reason, this makes me miss my basset hound/ beagle mix Rufus, who we had to put down for cancer back in 2001. He had a friendly rivalry with our cat. Swatting of asses was a common theme.

  14. 14.

    mcd410x

    January 14, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    I feel a little ill.

  15. 15.

    MikeJ

    January 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    @Cat Lady: During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

    Although I believe what he actually had in mind was:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ZOKDmorj0

  16. 16.

    Carrie

    January 14, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    @Laura W: I’ll give it a shot but i think it’s the cayenne pepper massage he really wants.

  17. 17.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 14, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    Awwwwwwww!

    @arguingwithsignposts: Double-awwwwwwwwwwww!

    Was wondering about JSF just yesterday….

  18. 18.

    General Winfield Stuck

    January 14, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    So, she’s a dog…

  19. 19.

    Moonbatting Average

    January 14, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Mass Hysteria!

  20. 20.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    @Carrie: Nuthin’ but net, Carrie.
    Nuthin’ but net!

  21. 21.

    eric

    January 14, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    to all the matchers out there, i just gave the good folks at docs without borders $500. thanks

    eric

  22. 22.

    freelancer

    January 14, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Yes, Mr. Mayor. This man has no dick.

  23. 23.

    svensker

    January 14, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Giant Slor was a genius touch in that speech. Just crowned it gently and perfectly.

  24. 24.

    eric

    January 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    @freelancer: if someone asks if you are a god, you say YES.

  25. 25.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    @eric: I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that not one person here doubted that you would do this, eric.
    Thank you for that.

  26. 26.

    arguingwithsignposts

    January 14, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Since I’m taking this as an open thread, if you’re in need of new music of the folkish variety, I invite you to sample Chris Pureka. You can get her albums via emusic, too.

  27. 27.

    eric

    January 14, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    @Laura W: no prob. i find that when i give to causes, people love to match offers because it empowers everyone involved …. thanks to all of you …eric

  28. 28.

    Shell

    January 14, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    crazy coming out of Rick Perry. Secession. Nullification.

    Hmmm. I have a feeling that the those in this country ranting on how it’s Haiti’s government that should be helping it’s people, are the same ones who maintain that our government should be doing as little as possible to help our citizens. Laissez-faire, y’all.

  29. 29.

    arguingwithsignposts

    January 14, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    @eric:
    And your generosity shall be recorded in heaven, or wherever they do that recording stuff.

    But it’s been recorded here in the land of balloons and juices, so that’s just as good. Well done, sir.

    I put a call out on my professional blog today for donations, and I’ve donated by text as well. I actually like that method – as it funnels donations through an already extant channel of payments. WTG, relief agencies.

    ETA: I was in the air while this “match” thing was going on. I regret not being able to get in on that.

  30. 30.

    Cat Lady

    January 14, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    @MikeJ:

    So many to choose from. So many.

  31. 31.

    Jim

    January 14, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    @Shell:

    Hmmm. I have a feeling that the those in this country ranting on how it’s Haiti’s government that should be helping it’s people

    I was expecting that from the ‘righties. As vile as Limbaugh is, I could practically have scripted his remarks in advance, and the “both sides are equally to blame” schtick that John Harwood brought to Scabrous this morning and that David Broder is no doubt polishing up right now for tomorrow Kaplan and Hiatt Chronicle. I was sad to see a thread devoted to “Obama cares more about Haitians than Americans” at Eschaton. That place has become a sewer.

  32. 32.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: Maybe someone else will step forward and we can do it again for Oxfam!
    They were second on my give list until eric made me give twice to DWB.
    I’d give $50 to Oxfam if someone will throw up a $500 match deal a la eric. (Probably even if not, but it is worth a try.)

  33. 33.

    daryljfontaine

    January 14, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Obligatory musical Ghostbusters reference (and not the usual one)

    D

  34. 34.

    arguingwithsignposts

    January 14, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    @Laura W:
    Good idea, is there some way to get an actblue type thing going for a relief agency? That would be something, if we could give in the name of Balloon Juicers. A match would be sauce.

  35. 35.

    eric

    January 14, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: thanks for the kind words….my one real hope is that Haiti is no longer mistreated by the world (US included) and its people are not forced to rebuild shanty towns but that the world sees this as an excuse/reason to help build a real country without the onerous debt restrictions of the World Bank and the currency controls of the IMF.

    eric

  36. 36.

    mr. whipple

    January 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm

    I was sad to see a thread devoted to “Obama cares more about Haitians than Americans” at Eschaton. That place has become a sewer.

    For real?

  37. 37.

    beltane

    January 14, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    @eric: Thank you for doing this. It makes me feel like my small contribution was worth a little more than it was.

  38. 38.

    Jim

    January 14, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    @mr. whipple:

    Okay, whole thread is an exaggeration, but a good half dozen posters were petulantly using Haiti to harp on their favorite “Obama only cares about the banksters” whine.

    http://js-kit.com/api/static/pop_comments?ref=http%3A%2F%2Feschatonblog.com&path=%2F3587190236024747656

    I’m not sure how this matching thing works, but I’ll pledge 500 to Oxfam tonight if people want to do some kind of match

  39. 39.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    @Jim:

    I’m not sure how this matching thing works, but I’ll pledge 500 to Oxfam tonight if people want to do some kind of match

    $50 here!
    YAY JIM!

  40. 40.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 14, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    @Jim: I’m in for $75. Link, please?

  41. 41.

    Jim

    January 14, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Link to…? Like I said, I’m not sure how this works. But you can trust me, really.

    http://www.oxfamamerica.org/emergencies/earthquake-in-haiti

  42. 42.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 14, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    @Jim: That’s all I needed (the link to Oxfam). I trust you will match. You just wait until people pledge, and then you match. Easy peasy!

  43. 43.

    Kobie

    January 14, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    OT:

    Arguing with wingnuts on the internet can be an exhausting, if not fleetingly satisfying, distraction from work. Here was my latest exchange in a nutshell:

    WINGNUT: Argument that is specious, at best, about NYC vs. Upstate NY.
    ME: Prove it.
    WINGNUT: If you want facts and figures, get them yourself. I’m not your personal secretary. Don’t be lazy.

  44. 44.

    Lesley

    January 14, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    If this were Tunch and Lily, Tunch would be behind Lily me thinks.

  45. 45.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    @Jim: My $50 is in.
    Thank you for your generous donation.
    Please tell your friends and family about Oxfam’s ability to make real and lasting progress, empowering communities to overcome poverty and hunger.
    Gift Information:
    Date: 1/14/10
    Gift Amount: $50.00

    Thanks a ton, Jim. This is such a great idea. I started to donate last night to Doctors W. B. and Oxfam but waited. And now I know why. My donation was doubled thanks to you and eric. Awesome.

  46. 46.

    demkat620

    January 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    Dr. Raymond Stantz: Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease any, and all, supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

    Love that pic. Thanks JSF

  47. 47.

    donaquixote

    January 14, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    SO cute. I needed that.

  48. 48.

    locanicole (lurker)

    January 14, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    @Jim: $10 Thanks for the link. Even posted the link to an annoying social site that keeps sending me guilty reminders to be friends with others.

  49. 49.

    Chris

    January 14, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    “dogs and cats living together….mass hysteria!!”…i guess i broke some kinda rule..but it was driving me crazy what the line actually was…so i had to google….apologies in advance..

  50. 50.

    donaquixote

    January 14, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    @ Jim and @ Laura: I just put in $25 to Oxfam. I’ve been a supporter of this org., as they’re on the ground in many 3rd world countries as well as the U.S. Also, I get corporate matching for them, but no longer for Doctors Without Borders because they’ve changed something about their tax coding, so that’s also a consideration–doubling the $$$

  51. 51.

    Tax Analyst

    January 14, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    Super-cute photo. Thanks.

  52. 52.

    PurpleGirl

    January 14, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    Via Susie Madrak at Suburban Guerrilla (her post about the evil Robertson):

    Update: mgfarrelly points out another thing I didn’t know—the U.S. Congress is currently considering a bill called The Jubilee Act for Responsible Lending and Expanded Debt Cancellation. Part of what this bill would do is help countries like Haiti get their debt canceled, without making that cancellation conditional on things like closing down free schools or raising the cost of fresh water. May be a good time to contact your representatives about about this bi-partisan measure.

    Sounds like a useful thing to do to help Haiti. Call your Congress critter and tell them you support the Jubilee Act.

    ****************************
    That post also has a bit of Haitian history that explains why they are so poor and so helpless. Read the whole post.

  53. 53.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 14, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    @Kobie #43:

    We have trolls at BJ that say stuff like that too. But at least here we have pie filters.

  54. 54.

    DonkeyKong

    January 14, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Can Man and fish co-exist? Lemme see that picture!

  55. 55.

    Sasha

    January 14, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    Mass hysterical laughter!

  56. 56.

    CalD

    January 14, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    I have that same rug! Except mine doesn’t have varmints on it.

  57. 57.

    freelancer

    January 14, 2010 at 9:51 pm

    @daryljfontaine:

    Thank you, that made my night, and I posted it on my frontpage.

    Amazing, 21 years later and this song still holds up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhoU7lINYxk

    Ball is back in your court.

  58. 58.

    Stoic

    January 14, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    “When cats lie down with dogs.” We’re doomed.

  59. 59.

    Gozer

    January 14, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    Egon: This is big, Peter. There’s definitely something here.
    Venkman: You know Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Remember?
    Egon: That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.

    One of the all time great comedy films.

  60. 60.

    Andrea

    January 14, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    The way the Oilers have been playing, I don’t know if they qualify as real hockey…

  61. 61.

    Carrie

    January 14, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    Thanks for the ‘cern, [email protected]Laura W: but i suspect mister fuckhead gets the joke.

  62. 62.

    SIA

    January 14, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    @Laura W: I missed the matching thing too but donated 300 to UNICEF tonight after watching those heartbreaking images.

  63. 63.

    Laura W

    January 14, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    @Carrie: You misunderstood my comment, Carrie.
    Nothing but net means good shot, Carrie. Swish!

  64. 64.

    SIA

    January 14, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    The UNICEF / Haiti link http://www.supportunicef.org/site/pp.asp?c=9fLEJSOALpE&b=1023561

  65. 65.

    Carrie

    January 14, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    @Laura W: “Sawoosh” , above ma tête chérie, “sawoosh”

  66. 66.

    Comrade Mary

    January 14, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    Is that the famous bunny-killing cat and bunny-rescuing dog?

  67. 67.

    General Winfield Stuck

    January 14, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    @Carrie: LauraW is our resident Basketball expert., Wait till the NCAA tournament and the analysis will rock your world. Specially the uniforms, it’s all about the uniforms.

  68. 68.

    Mumphrey

    January 15, 2010 at 2:00 am

    Dude, take some time off. Come on, you’ve wounded yourself. Go take some nice pills, lie down and sleep for a few days. The site will be here when you get back, we swear to you. If we break anything, you can take it out of our allowance.

  69. 69.

    asiangrrlMN

    January 15, 2010 at 5:14 am

    @Jim: I kicked in mah $75.

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