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Stew in his muff

by DougJ|  January 24, 20109:15 pm| 21 Comments

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  1. 1.

    maye

    January 24, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Sounds like a Lady Gaga lyric.

  2. 2.

    RedKitten

    January 24, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Bwah-ha-ha-ha! I don’t really get it, but I don’t care — it’s hilarious.

  3. 3.

    Bort

    January 24, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Those NFL guys are notorious muff divers.

  4. 4.

    DougJ

    January 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    I love when they overuse notorious. Asante Samuel is a notorious ball hawk.

    (But if you can get him to bite on the underneath route you can go over the top for a big play — sorry I couldn’t stop myself.)

  5. 5.

    JasonF

    January 24, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    I assume he was thinking that it was good to go back to Reggie Bush before Bush spent a lot of time stewing over his muffed play … but that was certainly not the best way to express that!

  6. 6.

    demkat620

    January 24, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Okay so, tell me again why the Saints can’t cover Shiancothe?

  7. 7.

    Mojotron

    January 24, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    Did anyone catch during last week’s game when Dierdorf referred to a Colts’ receiver catching a ball as “having his turn in the barrel”?

  8. 8.

    mgordon1

    January 24, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    If I had access to the muff that Reggie does I would stew in it too.

  9. 9.

    ihop

    January 24, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    is “stew in his muff” an arcane frat-boy barf code?

    or is it giggity-giggity-oh-yeah?

    or is it thatsome rancid crap-bag who couldn’t tell football from a hole in the ground even if you spotted him the hole and handed him the ball is paid money and i sit here poor, drunk and….ummm…where was i?

  10. 10.

    Ellid

    January 24, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    I don’t have the slightest idea what that means, but it sounds really, really filthy.

  11. 11.

    arguingwithsignposts

    January 24, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    @Bort:

    Those NFL guys are notorious muff divers.

    We are all muff divers now.

  12. 12.

    someguy

    January 24, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Relative to other New Orleans-related fuckups by people named Bush, that one was relatively minor and casualty-free.

  13. 13.

    Narcissus

    January 24, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    It’s a pussy joke.

  14. 14.

    Zach

    January 24, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    “mull over his muff” would’ve been far more poetic

  15. 15.

    ihop

    January 24, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    grind his teeth in his muff?

    ram his fist through his muff?

    dance the can-can in his muff?

    shoot his muff in the face and make it apologize?

    okay, boys, put down the taser, i’m through….

  16. 16.

    Sentient Puddle

    January 24, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    If this doesn’t become a meme, I will be sorely disappointed.

  17. 17.

    Jim C

    January 24, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    The helicopters weren’t stewing in their muffs.

    … too soon?

  18. 18.

    Bubba Dave

    January 25, 2010 at 12:38 am

    @mgordon1:
    Win.

  19. 19.

    Porlock Junior

    January 25, 2010 at 12:53 am

    Stew in his muff? I think somebody has spent too much time watching Fart in the Duck. (Warning: NSFW, sort of.)

  20. 20.

    Morbo

    January 25, 2010 at 1:01 am

    Just remember, Sarah Palin’s degree: sports journalism.

  21. 21.

    Waynski

    January 25, 2010 at 10:14 am

    @Morbo — there’s gotta be a Starbursts reference in there somewhere.

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