Jim Treacher got hit by an SVU and broke his knee, and while I don’t really have anything nice to say about his politics, after what I’ve been through the last couple of weeks, I hope he gets well soon. Pain like this sucks. On the other hand, this is going to be the next conspiracy:
One last thing: I’m told by multiple people that the SUV that hit me was Secret Service. If this is true, I want to know why that happened. I was crossing legally, and they just left me there. At the very least, I want an apology. What happened to me was wrong.
I give it an hour before Breitbart is accusing Rahmbama of trying to run over his critics. Chicago style politics! Who else has the Kenyan Killer run over? Cue the Obama death list.
*** Update ***
Should have read the comments. It has already started:
This is what happens when you’re critical of a socialist leader and his polices. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. You’ll have participated in several marathons before you get an apology from this bunch.
***It’s the Chicago way. It’s called a drive by. Barry and Big Sis are watching ya.
LOLS.
TenguPhule
Unpossible! Everyone knows teh Liberals refuse to drive fuel hog SUVs!
thomas Levenson
I lost two cats to cars over the last eleven years. Now I know who to blame.
Can I haz wingnut welfare now?
IndieTarheel
Was it Stabler, Benson, or both?
ppcli
Just wait until the FDL crowd turn this into an Obama negative in the other direction. Obama’s sold out the right wing! Spineless centrist. You can just bet that if *Cheney* had targeted this guy, he wouldn’t still be alive to tell the tale….
Martin
Nigga ran him down with his Escalade! Drop the crack pipe Barry and where the fuck is that birth certificate or are you driving illegally too?
(On a serious note, I too hope Jim has a quick recovery and they sort out what happened here.)
El Cid
The Obama Mau Mau war begins.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
What’s really stunning is that they sincerely believe this D-Lister is on somebody’s radar as a threat (“are we really that small a sliver of the party?”).
And of course best wishes for a speedy recovery to this person who if memory serves recently got hired as a stringer on C-Lister TrustFundBaby Tucker Carlson’s latest wingnut welfare experiment.
Ash
I wonder what kind of rims were on that thing? It’s the only way to verify if it truly was Barry’s ride or not. Somone call up Xzibit.
Zuzu's Petals
I have a friend who is blind, walks with a white cane. He was crossing the street with the signal one rainy twilight when he was knocked down by an SUV. The driver called out for him to try to get to the curb. Then he drove away.
Really, is there anyone more despicable that someone who would knock down an obviously blind man and then drive off?
My friend had a broken knee and was wheelchair bound for some time. As someone who was dependent on public transportation, this must have made life living heck that whole time.
norbizness
After reading the Rahm comment thread, I suddenly developed a great deal of sympathy towards commentless blogs. After reading this post, I’m now behind blogless internets.
demo woman
John, How did the dr.’s appt. go?
Matt
A couple of things:
First of all, I thought Republicans were tough guys. Shouldn’t he be gritting his teeth and refusing to make a sound or let tears well in his eyes, lest others think him weak?
Second, when do we hear the GREATEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD meme?
eastriver
If it was an Escalade, I hope Treacher has a Cadillac heath insurance plan. (rim shot)
Zuzu's Petals
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Let’s hope Carlson spent some of that welfare $ on employee health insurance.
bemused
They’re so predictable.
JGabriel
Nothing will build up the credibility of The Carlson Pest as quickly as a columnist who starts conspiracy theories that the Secret Service is attacking him. Look at how well it worked for Ross Perot!
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28 Percent
John Cole if that is your real name it is shamefult he way you and this “Treacher” fellow are putting down suvs what is your problem anyway huh? with other people havings something NICE. It is not enough that you have to live off of others now you are jealous that you do not have a nice car so you try to tak ethem away from everybody else and make them all drive LeCars or something because you do not like it that they do not give in and give up they’re FREE SPEECH by driving a LIEBERAL-APPROVED sub-compact. This is a DEATH BUBBLE PANEL and it will not stand. We will TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK and you will not be able to stop us because you’re electric Gore-mobiels only have a 50 mile range LOL!
southpaw
I’m from L.A., but . . . YOU’RE DOIN IT WRONG!
The Grand Panjandrum
No way this was the Secret Service. He would be dead. Now if the claim was the CIA did it I might buy it. That would make a lot more sense …
John Cole
@demo woman: Very well- the x-rays show my shoulder healing nicely, no hairline fracture in my knee (just a messed up bursa sac or something), he says my range of motion is really good and that using my ice machine for basically 12 hours every day has really helped (apparently most people hate icing their injuries- for me it is a godsend, but I played sports for 20+ years and like ice), and they took my sutures out. I am allowed to shower tomorrow when the suture holes fill up, I need to keep my arm in my brace and not overdo it, I can start using the hot tub in a week, I need to keep going to rehab and see him in a month, and I can start riding the exercise bike and walking long distances on the treadmill Monday.
I’m pretty psyched.
JGabriel
@28 Percent: You are one of my favorite pseudo-trolls.
You really have to change your handle, though. By now, everyone knows you’re a faux-con.
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toujoursdan
@28 Percent: Brilliant spoof.
John Cole
Real men pop their broken bones back into place themselves and then drive themselves to the hospital. Or so I am told.
Or maybe that is real idiots.
freelancer
Mariska Hargitay is teh ebil Hollywood Lib! I knew it. Y @Blumenthal NOT reportg THS?! Details 2 come. @Det. Benson, Retracto gnaws UR @ass!
satby
Chicago drive-bys are done with guns; they can’t even get their slander straight.
And I’m sick of them slandering my city.
ThresherK
Real men pop their broken bones back into place themselves and then drive themselves to the hospital.
You lost me at “real men” and “hospital”.
Real men make a sling from branches and strips of what used to be a shirtsleeve, and the bone gets better cos it knows what’s good for it.
fraught
Treacher is sadly lacking in imagination about how political hits are done. In his fantasies, everyone in the SS drives a big black limo and bumps you off as you’re crossing a crowded street. Why would anyone want to x a humor columnist for a blog that noone reads?
Next he’ll be imagining someone coming up behind him in the subway and jabbing him with a hypo full of poison truth serum.
Woodbuster
I’m sorry, but if this gasbag is actually stupid enough to believe the Secret Service ran him down, then whoever it was should have backed up and gotten the job done. Amateurs!
The Republic of Stupidity
Well… that certainly cinches it… clearly, it was a bungled hit by the Admin… perhaps it wasn’t such a good idea to paint those hammer and sickles on all govt vehicles after all.
*Somebody needs to check and make sure those ‘multiple people’ AREN’T Breitbart, Beck, Limbaugh, etc, etc… just sayin’…
Joel
Maybe he got run over by Bubb Rubb and ‘Lil Sis.
Church Lady
Wouldn’t really surprise me if it was the Secret Service – hasn’t Biden’s detail already run over and killed someone?
slag
@John Cole: I’d be surprised if your doctors didn’t yell at you for that little doorknob maneuver. It sounds like just the kind of thing they’d be against. Hippocratic Fascists.
me
Don’t you see? Now he knows the pain of and can speak for soldiers in the field. It’s like he’s been in the shit.
The Republic of Stupidity
@fraught:
There… more accurate that way… no?
Bill Rutherford, Princeton Admissions
matt
I thought the president got 3 blame free murders each term as part of the presidential benefits package.
slag
@matt: He’s starting pretty small then. Would you use up one of your murders on that guy?
brantl
I wouldn’t use one of my hits on this guy. You could put Preparation H on his chair, he’d vanish and you could claim it was an accident.
Jay B.
Oy. It’s bad enough when conservatives try and shoehorn poltical rightthink into movies and cultural debates — but now even the traffic has the wrong politics.
Anyway, I hope he lives, but even more than his politics, he just seems like a giant douche.
MattF
Hey, how come nobody seems to care about the jack-booted black helicopter blah blah blah any more? Or whatever.
Citizen_X
Excuse me, but how the hell does anybody know something like that? Is it on the plates? OK, then, how about reporting some useful information like the fucking plate number?
See, if somebody tells something me that, and does not have the plate number, I don’t care how much pain I’m in, I’m going to bite their goddamned feet off at the ankle or something for bothering an injured person with useless crap.
That Treacher reports it credulously, without comment, kind of weakens my sympathy for him.
madmatt
The SS has problems with the first amendment, thats why a bad bumper sticker could get you arrested during the bush years…this is just a continuation of that policy, and a bit more direct.
David
It’s just part of a much, much bigger plot. If you just look you can see endless signs of a decades long, global, anti-Republican Party conspiracy.
Roger Moore
@ThresherK:
A Real Man wouldn’t be injured by something as trivial as being hit by an SUV; it would be the SUV that would need the emergency help. And BTW, I’m questioning Treacher’s conservative credentials. What True Conservative(R) walks to the store to buy a public transit pass instead of driving everywhere in an enormous SUV, lets some nanny state crossing signal tell him when he’s allowed to cross the street, and depends on socia1ist paramedics to get him to the hospital instead of a private ambulance service?
Drive By Wisdom
Jim Treacher is a man with many enemies, who unfortunately doesn’t get to ride on Air Force jets or get shuttled around in limosines.
I hope you recover soon John, but maybe you should put a little more thought into killing “vegetative” people.
Nikki
@John Cole: When I tore the meniscus in my right knee while playing volleyball at an office picnic, I drove myself home and made it down 2 flights of stairs into my apartment. The slightest pressure I put on my right leg caused my knee to collapse inward. It was cute. Does this make me a real woman??
The Republic of Stupidity
@matt:
That’s the old policy, before the Clintons… do try and keep up.
JGabriel
Citizen_X:
On their plates? That wouldn’t be very secret.
In fact, you can tell they’re Secret Service by the way they don’t have it on their plates, Citizen_X.
And what kind of handle is Citizen_X, anyway? That’s the kind of userid someone from the Secret Service would choose!
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Xenos
I thought the President was out of town last night… if this allegation is true, then whose detail could be responsible?
What a shame that Treacher and Tucker Carlson lack the resources and contacts to get to the bottom of this.
Warren Terra
“drive by”?
“drive thru”, more like! (rimshot!)
I love how some neanderthal must have remembered stories of scary urban dusky people doing “drive-bys” and so applied it to this unfortunate incident.
Citizen_X
@JGabriel:
Oh crap! Busted!
JGabriel
Nikki:
You live in a sub-basement? How very cyberpunk of you.
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David
No backwards “B” scratched into his face?
General Winfield Stuck
@Drive By Wisdom: Moran. there is a difference between someone being in a vegetative state where the brain structure is normal, and one that was so starved for oxygen it shriveled to half it’s normal size or so, such as with Schiavo/
Notorious P.A.T.
Running people over and leaving them there is just what Democrats do.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp
(#1 and #2, learn to fucking spell. Jesus Christ.)
Ash Can
@Drive By Wisdom: Yeah. When you hit ’em in the crosswalks, they stay down.
Bad Horse's Filly
@Martin: Oh would I love to see you post that over there.
Ash
@Church Lady: Yes, though Biden wasn’t around.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/11/AR2009111110628.html
If they did hit someone on purpose, they’d at least finish the job. I don’t think hit and runs are really their style.
freelancer
(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)
BREAKING NEWS: TREACHER ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION CAUGHT ON TAPE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gt8DUmaD-A
(^)(^)(^)(^)(^)
/drudge
The Republic of Stupidity
@Xenos:
Yes indeedy… how unfortunate that J O’Keefe is grounded at the moment. Perhaps some deep pockets conservative will hire the geniuses who made Carly’s FCINO ad to make a searing expose about this, revealing the seamy underbelly of political drive-by hits…
LuciaMia
I thought that was Homer Simpson’s blog.
Good news on the shoulder, John. You deserve good news.
********************
After reading this and the previous Pelosi post…. Jesus, it must suck to live in that kind of paranoid-ridden reallity.
Admiral_Komack
If this were really the work of the Evil Kenyan Socialist, they would have run over and killed the whiny bastard.
RSA
I wondered about this, too. But maybe all black SUVs are Secret Service in DC.
Drive By Wisdom
@General Winfield Stuck:
Thank you for your Fristian ex-post facto autopsy analysis, Dr. Stuck.
It is OK to cling to science, as you are always want to do, but you should at least keep current with it. Unless that makes you uncomfortable.
licensed to kill time
What a scary world those people live in, someone’s always out to get them and keep them down and silence their truth-telling and flying the black helicopters and crashing their SUV’s and ZOMG!
(But at least someone’s in charge, no? That must be a relief to them…)
burnspbesq
I’m not buying a word of his story.
IIRC (I worked at 20th and M a number of years ago), that CVS (2240 M Street, Northwest) is on the south side of M, in the middle of the block (not on the corner of 23rd and M).
He says he was crossing legally, and got hit by a vehicle making an illegal left turn. I’ve diagrammed it, and there are only two ways that could be true.
(1) If he were crossing legally from the southeast to the northeast corner of 23rd and M (i.e., crossing M), then 23rd would have a green light; a left turn from southbound 23rd to eastbound M would be illegal only if there is a separate control for the left turn lane and the left turn arrow is red.
(2) If he were crossing legally from the southeast to the southwest corner (i.e., crossing 23rd), then M would have a green light; a left turn from westbound M to southbound 23rd would be illegal only if there is a separate control for the left turn lane and the left turn arrow is red.
I’ve probably driven through that intersection at least 500 times. I honestly don’t remember whether there are separate controls for left turn lanes, but I can tell you two things with absolute certainty: (a) if there aren’t separate controls, then by definition no left turn with a green light is illegal; (b) if there are separate controls, trying to turn left after the left turn arrow goes red is suicidal (that is a very busy intersection at any time between 6:00 a.m. and midnight).
I’m betting he carelessly stepped out from between two parked cars and the driver had no chance to avoid hitting him. And if he got hit by a Suburban and came out of it with only a broken knee, he should consider himself lucky.
Comrade Darkness
I think they should look into where Bob Novak was at the time.
General Winfield Stuck
@Comrade Darkness: He was having tea with Satan, discussing Dick Cheney’s arrival in the not so distant future.
General Winfield Stuck
@Drive By Wisdom:
Fairly good spoofery. Are you taking notes BoBaloo?
liberty60
@Citizen_X:
Carly Fiorino reported that the SUV was being driven by a red eyed sheep.
RSA
Will someone put a simulation up on youtube? :-)
Boy Ga Ga
@burnspbesq: Maybe we can borrow Confederate Yankee’s sandbox and start running simulations.
I hope it was the SS, and the driver says he thought it was a dog.
Morgan
@burnspbesq: I just looked it up on Google maps. CVS is on the south side of the street, so he if was “right across the street” from it he wouldn’t have been on the south side as he would have to be in any of your scenarios. Regardless, 22nd, 23rd, and M are all one-ways, so there’s really no such thing as an illegal left turn and there are no green arrow lights. The SUV could have been trying to go the wrong way down a one way, but you’d think he’d mention that, wouldn’t you?
On top of that, he claims he was sprawled out on the yellow line, which, as you can see plainly in street view, don’t exist at either of those intersections. I hate to feel like I’m getting all Michelle Malkin-Graham Frost on the dude, but his story doesn’t exactly add up.
Mark S.
So it was Hillary after all:
Comrade Darkness
@Mark S.:
Oh, so Blackwater/Xe. Well, they get automatic immunity, so all good.
@Drive By Wisdom:
Seriously, but wtf? Or are you just acting blind out of some kind of ideological cultism?
@General Winfield Stuck: They don’t call him Novakula for nothing you know.
General Winfield Stuck
@Mark S.: No No No
It was an ACORN vehicle driven by Reverend Wright with Bill Ayers riding shotgun.
Original Lee
@burnspbesq: I think I love you.
Notice that he says he was lying next to the yellow line. M Street is one-way at that point. Both 22nd and 23rd Streets are also one-way at that point. What yellow line?
Warren Terra
Joking aside, why is anyone doing the kerning on this? I don’t care if he sneaked into moving traffic, he’s hurt and hit-and-run is very uncool. We don’t have to care, let alone prove, who’s at fault.
mellowjohn
“I’m told by multiple people that the SUV that hit me was Secret Service.”
more like the multiple voices in your head.
btw, shouldn’t this be called a drive-over, and not a drive by?
Bill Rutherford, Princeton Admissions
“Joking aside, why is anyone doing the kerning on this?”
I dunno, because the person hit is a colossal piece of shit who likes to joke about the Obama daughters being raped?
Ash Can
@General Winfield Stuck: With a real shotgun, too. Also.
El Cid
Has anyone done the sandbox test with toy SUV’s yet?
Jamey
He’s still alive?
Play on.
Boy Ga Ga
@Warren Terra: It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
I’m wondering if he was trying to make some protest around a motorcade and got more than he was expecting.
GregB
PUMA Alert Defcon 4!
State Dept. Employee!
Obama is setting Hillary up so she won’t challenge him in 2012!
Get Harriet Christian on the line stat.
-G
Xenos
It is time to go the full Beachamp here and construct a sand table with scale buildings and hotwheels and those little trees used by the model railroad hobbyists. We can then demonstrate that it must have been Michelle’s Secret Service detail overreacting to her having one of her trademark ‘get whitey’ moments when she was late getting to Sidwell Friends for her daughters cello recitals.
Throw in some of BOB’s geometry lessons and connect them to the Masonic conspiracy to design streets that will force people to run over conservative columnists named after pirates/fried fish and chips franchisors, and we have our own little wingularity at hand.
Colette
@Mark S.:
And after that’s disproven, they’ll move on to the theory that it was the NSA, and then the bought-and-paid-for District police, then the Capitol police (efil Democrats!) and then that it was the Trilateral Commission (SUVs dropped from helicopters!). They will never realize that it was actually the DC street cleaning department, whose employees mistook Treacher for a piece of dog poop and were just trying to do their job.
JGabriel
burnspbesq:
We really need floating dioramas for this, like the Japanese had in Pearl Harbor.
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Paris
Prospero
You are too fucking nice.
kay
He must be really important. The State Department tried to kill him.
I have no earthly idea who he is, and I’m hoping I can keep it that way.
ruemara
Oi fraking vey. Good health to him and may he develop good sense too.
someguy
Gee, I hope the State Department employee is unhurt.
gwangung
You need to drop him on his head a few times. He might make a LITTLE more sense after that.
Speedy
In truth he was probably hit by Andrew Breitbart when he went for another bottle during his drunken Twitter rage last night. Anyone knows you don’t get between Andy and his Ten High when he’s having a bourbon fueled psychotic break.
mak
Dude was doing his grocery shopping at CVS. Bread and milk. How very sad.
trollhattan
I’m waiting for a license plate kerning evaluation of this Zecret Zervice ess you vee before deciding on whether this outrage was committed by our kommie preznit or Iran.
Almost forgot: who is Jim Treacher?
Nellcote
@JGabriel:
Are you saying Tucker Carlson had him run over?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
aimai
Damn, Comerade Darkness (no relation) beat me to the Novak/Prince of Darkness joke. Also, kerning. You people are the best.
aimai
Catsy
The guy must not be a very good shot. That sure blows the whole Secret Service angle out of the water.
Davis X. Machina
State Department contract security employee? Then it was Blackwater! Why are Treacher’s own people trying to take him out? Was he getting ready to talk?
srv
@Nellcote:
I would like to point out that isn’t listed in the BJ lexicon.
licensed to kill time
@srv:
It is, actually – look under “Is it irresponsible to speculate?” and cross-referenced w/Nooners and “keep on walking”.
catclub
Morgan @ 73 said:
“The SUV could have been trying to go the wrong way down a one way, but you’d think he’d mention that, wouldn’t you?”
It was Doug Christie! New Gov of NJ
Jrod
It couldn’t have been Rahmbama. He makes his hits with a bus.
CalD
If it really was the Secret Service, don’t you think they would have at least taken him aboard Obama’s mothership for a quick anal probing before they let him go? I mean OK, whoever was in the SUV might have been late for a death panel or something, but it’s not like they don’t have black helicopters for that sort of thing.
Superluminar
But were those black helicopters laughing, also?
burnspbesq
@Original Lee:
Sorry. I’m taken.
goblue72
@JGabriel: I’d prefer it he used some toy cars in a sanbox. With the part of Jim Treacher played by Snake Eyes, with the Kung-Fu Action Grip.
Warren Terra
@aimai:
I’m one of the best! I am!
Anne Laurie
@Speedy:
He was hit by one of Breitbart’s minions, because Andrew is furious at Tucker Carlson for poaching one of “his” intended columnists.
Barry
“The Daily Caller has been told by federal law enforcement sources that the Secret Service was not involved, and is working to confirm that driver of the vehicle which struck Jim Treacher was a State Department security employee.”
Wouldn’t that be Blackwater?
Mnemosyne
@Drive By Wisdom:
So you have one study of 23 people. Of those 23 people, 4 of them are able to maybe respond to researcher requests by changing their brain waves. Of the 4 who were able to respond at all, 1 was able to respond to the researchers enough that they were able to formulate yes/no questions.
Yep, that sure proves that Terri Schiavo’s parents were right and she was speaking to them!
Citizen Alan
@John Cole:
Ten years ago, my dad (who has not voted for a Republican since 1988) was run over by an idling tractor that had slipped out of neutral and was rolling down a hill. He pulled himself 100 yards across a muddy field, hauled himself up onto the tractor seat, and drove three miles to a neighbors house to get help. Thank God he’s a lifelong progressive union member with guts and moxie instead of some whiny, pussified Republican.
fourlegsgood
@brantl: Awesome.
Zuzu's Petals
Tucker Carlson has descended into full countertop-checking mode on this one.
And lordy, he doesn’t even make sense:
It actually makes me feel a little sorry for the guy…even he must realize how pathetic this is.
I know it’s catty, but I can’t resist noting that Treacher looks like the epitome of a mom’s-basement-blogger.
k_michael
“Jim Treacher got hit by an SUV and broke his knee…”
Who is Jim Treacher? And if he’s a right wing extremist, why should I care about him more than he probably cares, for example, about people who literally die because their insurance company drops them the instant they develop cancer?
I wish him, however, neither ill nor well; to be honest, I’m indifferent. There are other things n which, and people on whom, I much prefer spending my tie, energy, and thought.
Wile E. Quixote
@John Cole
Fuck Jim Treacher, I’ve been in more pain than that worthless little Republican piece of shit has ever been in and I hope that he ends up with a MRSA infection and that they have to amputate his leg at the hip. Jim Treacher is a worthless little self-aggrandizing shit that deserves all of the pain the world can hand him, the driver of the SUV should have backed up and had another go at him.
Wile E. Quixote
@Zuzu’s Petals:
Yes, someone who would run Jim Treacher down and then, once they found out who he was, not get back in the car and finish the job.
kc
One last thing: I’m told by multiple people that the SUV that hit me was Secret Service. If this is true, I want to know why that happened. I was crossing legally, and they just left me there. At the very least, I want an apology
At the very least I want to know why they didn’t back up and run over him again.
KIDDING!
Rebecca
@Citizen_X:
Obviously the SUV has the words SECRET SERVICE engraved on the side. You know, like the Torchwood car ;)
Wile E. Quixote
@Jim Treacher
I got hit by a truck while riding my motorcycle and had my leg broken in four places below the knee, two simple and two compound fractures. I didn’t scream once. Eight weeks later I walked out of the hospital on crutches and without a left foot. Two years after the accident I started riding my bicycle again and the following summer completed my first Seattle to Portland ride, 206 miles in two days, with a prosthetic limb and a broken wrist from a bicycle accident I had been in two days before. Jim Treacher is worthless and weak.
Wile E. Quixote
@Barry:
It would be perfect if it was, especially if they decided to silence Treacher before he could sue.
Jim Treacher
Thanks, John. Going into surgery tomorrow morning at 10. Then, after the liposuction, they might look at my knee.
General Winfield Stuck
@Jim Treacher:
Brain surgery is no tea bag party.
cat48
“An agent in the vehicle, Mike McGuinn, did not identify himself to Medlock at the scene, or apologize for running him down. Indeed, Washington, D.C., police drove to a local emergency room to serve Medlock with a jaywalking citation as he lay prostrate in a hospital bed, while a man who identified himself as “special agent” stood by watching and taking notes.”
Appears that it was not a hit-n-run. McGuinn (State Dept ‘special agent’) called the police at the scene. WATB Treacher got story wrong.
Tenzil Kem
But the important questions is, was the SUV OK?
KCinDC
Eric Boehlert at Media Matters on right-wing “journalists” baselessly smearing the Secret Service and spreading the “hit-and-run” lie.
Remember November
It was the ghost of Robert Novak!
milhous451
he got hit by a special victim’s unit?
i realize these guys are special — since we are no longer allowed to use the word retarded — but …
Socraticsilence
Now if I remember the TNR “Dog hit by Bradley” thing correctly we need to use a matchbox Suburban to disprove this whole thing happened in the first place.
satyr9us
@Drive By Wisdom
Wise one, the word you want is “wont”.