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Balloon Juice Store

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Just a reminder that the Balloon Juice store (all proceeds go to animal rescue) is now open:

You can use that link, or you can use the permanent one to the right.

Also, in our excitement to unveil the store last night, we forgot to also thank commenters SGEW and Bartkid’s help with the graphics. Sorry guys! And thanks!

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  5. 5.

    General Winfield Stuck

    right now I have to scrape enough coin together to buy new tires for the StuckTruck, after that in a month or so, I get me a Lily Pad for my mouse. Don’t know Bartkid, but thanks, and always to SGEW who I love to kick shins with from time to time.:)

  6. 6.

    beabea

    Yay! A permanent link to the store. Perfect.

    My precarious financial situation is going to have to improve a bit before I can go shopping, but now it will be super easy to find!

    Can’t wait to get my large Tunch mug, Feed apron, Lily dog shirt, Little Bitsy mouse pad, BJ clock…and…and…and…

    Great job on the store, y’all. And for a good cause. So much win.

  10. 10.

    Laura W

    @Carrie: That’s a great question, and an obvious omission on their part, as I am all about the black.
    NO black tanks. Weird, huh?

    @jeffreyw: I would like to thank and acknowledge you for being the VERY FRIST BJ’er through the doors last night. You were our very first sale(s)!

  11. 11.

    Comrade Jake

    Why can’t I buy a pair of those shoes that you will occasionally see worn by those folks you’ll routinely find at the circus?

    And yes I am avoiding the filter, damnit.

  17. 17.

    Yutsano

    @jeffreyw: Someone has been watching “Worst Cooks in America”. I thought that soup looked delish as well, though I’m partial to Asian soups. Heck I don’t think I’ve had a soup I didn’t like, save a few of the canned varieties.

    Oh and that chicken in wine sauce recipe had better get posted with BHF soon or else I will sic my wifey upon you. I’ll do it.

  24. 24.

    EvolutionaryDesign

    All kinds of awesome. I will be ordering the Tunch FEED tote and Balloon Juice water bottle shortly. Rock on sir!

  25. 25.

    bystander

    Ouch and oops! Adding SGEW and Bartkid to that list of folk for whom I burn joss sticks for good fortune. If, what goes around comes around, then SGEW and Bartkid are entitled to have some nice things turn up along their path. Putting this store together could only have been real work. A lot of work with little personal reward suggests special people to me. So thanks from me, too, SGEW and Bartkid.

  26. 26.

    SGEW

    Recognition for my meager efforts! That’s all we can ask for; thank you for the nod (tho’ we should be giving a hat tip to Shepard Fairey as well, I suppose).

    Looking forward to buyin’ some swag, all right. I OBEY!

  28. 28.

    Laura W

    @SGEW: We really wanted to use that one but couldn’t get it to the degree of resolution and clarity needed. (Did I say that right, Ahab?) The nitpickiness of CP when it comes to the size and state of the images was something I never expected, but I did not know what to expect. Ahab put half of his life into resizing and creating new graphics out of them.

    I emailed your sock puppet yesterday. Very sorry for leaving you out of the OBEY/FEED concept chronology. All my fault.

  29. 29.

    John PM

    I think I will be ordering the “I am aware of all internet traditions” mouse pad.

    BTW, can you post when someone orders one of the thongs? And are those unisex?

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