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The era of prostitution

by DougJ|  February 25, 201011:16 am| 41 Comments

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Armstrong Williams is on the liberal MSNBC network trashing health care reform right now.

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  1. 1.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    February 25, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Does the host have the presence of mind to ask if he’s being paid by anyone? I really don’t have to ask., of course.

  2. 2.

    hal

    February 25, 2010 at 11:20 am

    No doubt, someone is paying him to provide his opinion.

  3. 3.

    slag

    February 25, 2010 at 11:21 am

    How do these people still have jobs? How?

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    February 25, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Is Harold Ford providing the “liberal” point of view?

    -dms

  5. 5.

    DougJ

    February 25, 2010 at 11:23 am

    @dmsilev:

    No, Ceci Connolly is.

  6. 6.

    Elisabeth

    February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am

    @dmsilev:

    Is Harold still with MSNBC? I thought they suspended him while he explores his Senate candidacy.

  7. 7.

    Kryptik

    February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am

    ….really, MSNBC? This is the guy you turn to? Someone proven to be scandal ridden and willing to whore himself out to say anything long as the dollars were enough?

    Christ.

  8. 8.

    JenJen

    February 25, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Where’s Maria Bartiromo when you need her?

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    February 25, 2010 at 11:25 am

    But what does he have to say about “No Child Left Behind”?

  10. 10.

    valdivia

    February 25, 2010 at 11:25 am

    is that the a-hole who said Reps sounded reasonable?

  11. 11.

    slag

    February 25, 2010 at 11:26 am

    OK. So far, this health care summit is going nowhere. Republicans can’t manage to read a bill. It’s too hard for them. Their teeny weeny wittle minds are too small to deal with the scope of the problem. How many times do we have to hear the same old story?

  12. 12.

    dmsilev

    February 25, 2010 at 11:26 am

    This is why online streams are so valuable. No talking windbags, except for the elected ones.

    -dms

  13. 13.

    OC

    February 25, 2010 at 11:26 am

    @JenJen:Hopefully studying up on the Medicare eligibility age.

  14. 14.

    Pasquinade

    February 25, 2010 at 11:28 am

    Information overload: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/23/health-care-summit-live-n_n_473261.html

    watch it live

    follow famous Tweeters

    Huffpo commenters

  15. 15.

    kansi

    February 25, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Cece Connelly? ARRRRRGH! And Armstrong Williams? Did the Fox gravy train get derailed this morning?

  16. 16.

    flyerhawk

    February 25, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Fox is letting the congresscritters talk without overlay commentary.

    Who needs to listen to pundits make predictions on something that hasn’t finished yet.

  17. 17.

    Pangloss

    February 25, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Armstrong Williams knows a lot about health care from his many treatments for anal warts.

  18. 18.

    jrg

    February 25, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Where’s Maria Bartiromo when you need her?

    Hopefully studying up on the Medicare eligibility age.

    Why? If you’re getting paid to confuse people, it’s much easier if you are confused. Besides, it’s not lying if you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

  19. 19.

    JenJen

    February 25, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Armstrong Williams just now: “The Democrats are not as well-spoken as the Republicans are.”

    Oh, dear. And then he said “I am actually shocked, and I don’t think I’m in the minority, that the President remains quite arrogant, and wanted to be the first President after seven to be the first to put health care into law.”

    ETA: Best tweet I’ve seen so far:

    “McCain thinks the movie sucks on this flight.”

  20. 20.

    Comrade Jake

    February 25, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Ezra just tweeted:

    A deal that all Americans could support: Democrats pass health-care reform and, in exchange, stop talking about health-care reform.

    No joke.

  21. 21.

    Zifnab

    February 25, 2010 at 11:38 am

    @JenJen: Humility is passing tax cuts.

  22. 22.

    OC

    February 25, 2010 at 11:40 am

    @jrg:I don’t think she’s purposely trying to confuse people. She’s just that stupid. It’s bad no matter how you look at it. Plus she looks like a lemur. Good grief that’s catty of me :-)

  23. 23.

    Kryptik

    February 25, 2010 at 11:40 am

    @Zifnab:

    Nah, Humility would be outlawing Medicare and Medicaid and announcing it’s immediate outsourcing to Wellpoint.

  24. 24.

    dmsilev

    February 25, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Mitch McConnell is a whiner. “Why doesn’t teacher call on me more?”.

    -dms

  25. 25.

    fraught

    February 25, 2010 at 11:50 am

    I can’t imagine who would have booked Armstrong Williams. Some young new-hire who spent the last 5 years in a brain dead coma. Doesn’t anyone at MSNBC read a newspaper? The level of discussion on Shuster’s program is moronic.
    I’m watching Fox News because they’re not interrupting with what the geniuses at msnbc must think as liveblogging in order to appeal to people who can’t remember if they’re watching on TV or the internet.

  26. 26.

    Kryptik

    February 25, 2010 at 11:55 am

    @fraught:

    It’s kinda bad when the supposed ‘liberal’ channel is worse at talking over things like this, especially when they seem to be going bad for the GOP, than Fox News is.

    Of course, it won’t exactly save them from being considered the channel of Marxists. Not that it ever keeps the ‘liberal media’ from trying though.

  27. 27.

    gnomedad

    February 25, 2010 at 11:58 am

    @JenJen:

    the President remains quite arrogant

    Uppity!

    And if I may repeat myself, we need a “your liberal media at work” tag.

  28. 28.

    Nellcote

    February 25, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    It seems that the goopers haven’t actually read either of the passed bills as they keep asking for things that are already in the bills! And why in the fuc* is McCain there?

  29. 29.

    batgirl

    February 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    I have a fascinating idea. Why not have someone who knows something about health care reform do commentary, like say, um, a health care economist or something. Is this too much to ask from our so-called news today? Instead, they cover this like it is a football game. Fuck. Them. All.

  30. 30.

    Zuzu's Petals

    February 25, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Bit of a put-down of McCain on Obama’s part. Yes Grandpa is insufferable, but I’m pretty sure the chattering class will start harping on Obama’s “snippiness” in telling people to lay off the talking points.

  31. 31.

    Zuzu's Petals

    February 25, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    @batgirl:

    Where’s Ezra Klein, I wonder?

  32. 32.

    Svensker

    February 25, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    @OC:

    Plus she looks like a lemur.

    Win.

  33. 33.

    JenJen

    February 25, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Obama to McCain: “We’re not campaigning anymore, John. The election’s over.” OH SNAP

    I like that Obama. I would like to see more of that Obama.

  34. 34.

    fraught

    February 25, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    John McCain is on now. Still thinking he’s in the campaign and someone told him this is the fourth debate and he can win if he does well. Just shut off the President of the United States curtly, “Can I just finish?” when Obama tried to interject. McC seemed to think BO is a busboy at this banquet being held in his honor, snaps back at Obama when he reminds the poor old fool that “the election is over.”
    Such a pissed off response which shows how humiliated he was by losing and not being able to sit at the head of the table and having to run for re-election for a crummy senate seat instead of living in the White House with Michelle Obama uh… what’shername.

  35. 35.

    Mouse Tolliver

    February 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    This isn’t the first time Armstrong Williams has been on MSNBC. Chris Matthews has had him on at least twice that I know of.

  36. 36.

    fraught

    February 25, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals: With all due respect, that is a perfect example of a “concern troll” comment.

  37. 37.

    JenJen

    February 25, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    @Zuzu’s Petals: Mike Pence carried the mantle, suggesting the President is being “condescending” right before the lunch recess.

    You know they would have called him “condescending” whether that exchange with McCain happened or not, right?

  38. 38.

    Zuzu's Petals

    February 25, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    @fraught:

    Well I’m glad you said that “with all due respect,” otherwise I’d think you were just being obnoxious.

  39. 39.

    Zuzu's Petals

    February 25, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    @JenJen:

    Yes on both counts.

  40. 40.

    Zuzu's Petals

    February 25, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Sort of stunning how little substance McCain brought to his remarks. Reminds me of the description of him sitting through the TARP summit in near silence and then resorting to index card talking points.

    Did we dodge a bullet or what.

  41. 41.

    Wile E. Quixote

    February 25, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    I’m waiting for the day when someone has the balls to introduce Armstrong Williams as “Closet case, GOP bagman and professional negro Armstrong Williams”.

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