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USA v. Canada Hockey Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 28, 20103:06 pm| 181 Comments

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My God. If Barry Melrose and Liberace were to mate, the spawn would look like Don Cherry just did a moment ago.

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  1. 1.

    Max

    February 28, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    I have no idea about the rules or strategy of hockey, but it’s fun to watch, especially when I’m jonesing for the NFL.

    Go USA! Kick some Canuck ass, eh!

    ETA – The Bills aren’t resigning TO. He’s a free agent and the Ravens have shown interest. Sorry for you Ravens fans.

  2. 2.

    Cat Lady

    February 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Pimpin’, hockey style. WTF?

  3. 3.

    moe99

    February 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    I always used to lose at Trivial Pursuit when the subject of “hockey” was selected.

  4. 4.

    JenJen

    February 28, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    We must defeat Canada for no other reason than that Don Cherry suit.

    Glad to hear you’ve got your cable back, Cole!

    CRUSH THE CANUCKS

  5. 5.

    Linda Featheringill

    February 28, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Yes, it is off topic but . . . .

    The weekend has started! Tomorrow is a day of lazxiness!

    Hooray! Hooray!

    [enjoy the game]

  6. 6.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    I see Oliver Willis is back to hilarious/furious tweeting for the game.

    Go Merka!

  7. 7.

    John Cole

    February 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    @JenJen: It really doesn’t matter how many times you see Cherry in his game day gear, it is still shocking every time.

  8. 8.

    MikeJ

    February 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Ok, I’ll be the only one here to cheer for our neighbour to the north.

    O, Canada!

  9. 9.

    John Cole

    February 28, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Besides, do you know what I would do to hear the Canadian broadcast of this game instead of Al Michaels trying to explain what the blue line means to Americans who never watch hockey?

  10. 10.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Shut up!! That man is a national treasure!!

    Seriously, I have the Canadian and American feeds alternating. It is entertaining, at least more so than comparing the coverage of Canadian and American College Football. That’s just depressing. The crowds, the graphics, the announcers….sigh.

  11. 11.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    @John Cole: probably be able to find a stream on the internets.

  12. 12.

    Max

    February 28, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    @John Cole: Leave Al Alone! Al has his Hockey Pass (much like a Hood Pass) for the 1980 game alone.

  13. 13.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    @IanY77: Don Cherry or Al Michaels?

  14. 14.

    licensed to kill time

    February 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    @John Cole: I believe he is wearing some type of wallpaper.

  15. 15.

    Max

    February 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Has Disney bought the rights to Ryan Miller yet?

  16. 16.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Omnes Omnibus: Cherry. I’m from Ottawa.

  17. 17.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Today we finish what we started in 1812. ‘Murrica, f*ck yeah!

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    @IanY77: That’s cool. There is a far better case for him as a national treasure than there is for Michaels (Miracle ’80 notwithstanding).

    All that being said, Go USA!

  19. 19.

    Tsulagi

    February 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    USA! USA!

  20. 20.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    @IanY77:
    No shit, so am i.

  21. 21.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Damn this is great. Yelling, screaming, cats running away!

  22. 22.

    Cat Lady

    February 28, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Lots of red in that crowd. I wish I was watching with my Canadian hockey loving father- he’d be crazy watching this, and he’d know every Don Cherry story, who apparently played only one game with the Broonz before he coached them. He’d love wide screen HD too – seeing the puck! What a concept!

  23. 23.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Carrie: Nice to meet a fellow Ottawaer.. ..Ottawonian.. ..Ottawaite.. ..Ottagonian.. ..whatever the heck it is we call ourselves, on one of my favourite blogs.

  24. 24.

    Punchy

    February 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    Canada ’10 is almost identical to USSR ’80. A gold is expected, and not even newsworthy. Like chicks ODing on chocolate or the Cubs overpaying for average pitching talent. WAAAAAYYY too much pressure on the Eh’s, nothing but upside for the boyz in blue.

    USA gunna win this 3-1. MillerTime in the pipes is just unfuckingreal. 0.954 save percentage? Just SICK.

  25. 25.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    I have a beer. I have an emergency backup beer. I am terrified of sitting in front of the television, beer or no beer.

    Help me, guys!

  26. 26.

    MikeJ

    February 28, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    @Josh Huaco:

    Today we finish what we started in 1812.

    February 12 – Napoleon authorizes the usage of Mesures usuelles, the basis of the Metric System.

    or

    February 27 – Poet Lord Byron gives his first address as a member of the House of Lords, in defense of Luddite violence against Industrialism in his home county of Nottinghamshire.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    @Comrade Mary: Have you considered beer? It might help.

  28. 28.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    “We” did a thrifty makeover of your presidential residence in 1812, I believe.

    And we turned you away from our border with the help of a chocolate-loving woman and her cow, too.

  29. 29.

    Max

    February 28, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Welcome to America… where our President is Black, our beer is weak and we know how to say “about”.

    Go USA!

  30. 30.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    with the help of a chocolate-loving woman and her cow

    She made the best chocolate puddin’.

  31. 31.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    @Max:

    Welcome to America… where our President is Black, our beer is weak and we know how to say “about”.

    Go USA!

    I would take a New Glarus Spotted Cow over a Carling anyday. Other than that, I agree.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    @Carrie: The US was defeated by pudding? Hmmm.

  33. 33.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Crap, that was close.

  34. 34.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    “We” did a thrifty makeover of your presidential residence in 1812, I believe.

    Nothing we can do about the arson now, but we want the Louis IX commode back.

  35. 35.

    Dan Robinson

    February 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Don’t know about Cherry, but I like Miller’s helmet.

  36. 36.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    Heh. Full disclosure: My ex- and I honeymooned in Vancouver 12 years ago and I loved it all.

  37. 37.

    MikeJ

    February 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    @Comrade Mary: And it happened because of a clear violation of the third amendment. Had the US not illegally quartered troops in her house she would have never learned their plans.

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Crap.

  39. 39.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Ok, so we spotted them 1.

  40. 40.

    Dan Robinson

    February 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Damn! Miller couldn’t get that one!

  41. 41.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    I’m telling y’a, it was good pudding.

  42. 42.

    Punchy

    February 28, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    OK, maybe not. US just gave up easy rebound goal. Yikes.

  43. 43.

    Andy K

    February 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    “We” did a thrifty makeover of your presidential residence in 1812, I believe.

    So if you’re going to take credit for that, will you also admit to running through the briars and the brambles in Louisiana?

  44. 44.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 28, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    @Max:

    ETA – The Bills aren’t resigning TO. He’s a free agent and the Ravens have shown interest. Sorry for you Ravens fans.

    Eek.

  45. 45.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    My relatives just stayed home and made some awesome tourtiere. I will give Louisianans credit for talking real pretty, though.

    (1-0? Really? Um, woo-hoo?)

  46. 46.

    Dork

    February 28, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    (1-0? Really? Um, woo-hoo?)

    Um, no.

  47. 47.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    @Comrade Mary: Try WOOT!! I’m all about the ancestral homeland today. :)

  48. 48.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Shit. Tense game. Had to see what BJers were saying aboot it! Now, back to the trenches.

    U-S-A! Or not.

  49. 49.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    @Yutsano: I see you commandeered the remote at work like you promised threatened.

  50. 50.

    Dismayed Liberal

    February 28, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Woo Toews!

    If Canada wins this game, it sets a record for the most gold medals ever won at home in a Winter Olympics. Big if at this point though. Big if. I don’t like how well the Americans are playing. Not one bit.

  51. 51.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    If Canada wins this game, it sets a record for the most gold medals ever won at home in a Winter Olympics.

    Yes, but you have to deduct 5 golds for every man killed.

  52. 52.

    Xenos

    February 28, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    @mr. whipple: That rule does not count for the luge, as those guys are certifiably suicidal. Picking off competition in the biathalon, that would count.

  53. 53.

    Dismayed Liberal

    February 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Its sister sport is called skeleton, for crying out loud.

  54. 54.

    TR

    February 28, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    These power plays are killing me.

  55. 55.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    @Xenos:

    No, stupid engineering/placing steel I bars next to the track doesn’t count as suicide.

    Plus, deduct 4 golds for the cheesy opening ceremony and 2 more for the torch thingy not working.

  56. 56.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Jeebus, we wasted this power play.

  57. 57.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Et le But!

  58. 58.

    demo woman

    February 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    not good

  59. 59.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Argh.

    Oh well, gonna go out and shovel snow.

  60. 60.

    Wile E. Quixote

    February 28, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    @John Cole

    My God. If Barry Melrose and Liberace were to mate, the spawn would look like Don Cherry just did a moment ago.

    Yeah, you can say that because you’re in West Virginia, but if you went anywhere in Canada and started dissin’ Don Cherry like that they would fuck you up one side and down the other. If Canada has a religion it’s Hockey Night in Canada.

  61. 61.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    YEE-HAW!! Where’s RedKitten she should be screaming her head off right now!

  62. 62.

    Morbo

    February 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Miller would have had to stop time to make that save.

  63. 63.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    That may have been the worst power play I’ve ever seen. Ever.

  64. 64.

    Krissed Off

    February 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    so what’s all the fuss aboat, eh?

  65. 65.

    Andy K

    February 28, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    @Wile E. Quixote:

    …but if you went anywhere in Canada and started dissin’ Don Cherry like that they would fuck you up one side and down the other.

    Not so much in Quebec. Cherry’s made some ugly statements about francophones in the past.

  66. 66.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    @Spiffy McBang: You must not have watched Finland – Slovakia last night then. Two-man power play and Finland couldn’t move the puck worth a damn. A brilliant third period is the only thing that saved their skins.

    FIGHT IN THE GOAL! FIGHT IN THE GOAL!!

    @asiangrrlMN: It’s sitting on my desk and it’s going nowhere!

  67. 67.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    @Yutsano: No, I haven’t had a chance to watch any game before this, either because it’s on MSNBC (which Comcast doesn’t carry here- wtf) or I’m not home. That’s why I refrained from calling it the worst power play in the history of organized hockey, just in case.

    At the moment, it looks like the Americans have forgotten how to play high-level hockey. There’s this “wtf do we do with this rubber thing” aspect to them that wasn’t there in the first period.

    Edit: And one minute later the broadcasters say the same thing. Get me on that television!

  68. 68.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I’ve always been a little perplexed as to why a game as violent and fast-paced as hockey is so minor here in the US.

  69. 69.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    I’ve opened my first beer and will try my first “woot!”

    Ahem.

    Woot?!

    I hope that doesn’t jinx things. Gosh, I’d feel so apologetic if it did.

    EDIT: Josh, a reporter on the CBC just showed today’s Washington Post sports section. The game was mentioned on page 13.

  70. 70.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST

    Not over!

  71. 71.

    batgirl

    February 28, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    @Comrade Mary: Hey Comrade, can you open that second beer now? Don’t need to finish the first.
    ;-)

  72. 72.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    It was my fault! It was my fault!

    (Oh God, am in more trouble for drinking or would it be worse to actually waste a nice Canadian beer by pouring it down the sink?)

    EDIT: Have forcefully peed out 2 ounces of beer. The things I do for our boys.

  73. 73.

    jacy

    February 28, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    @Wile E. Quixote:

    I have my Don Cherry action figure right here.

    Yes, I collect Hockey action figures. They’re not toys, they’re collectibles. Someday my children will fight over them at my wake.

    And I also have my Hockey Night in Canada cap – which I’m sure most people in Louisiana do not recognize.

  74. 74.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

  75. 75.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Sheesh y’all get excitable over the US getting a goal finally. You do know Canada still has two, right?

    EDIT: There’s gonna be a brawl before this game is over. The tempers are flaring out there and they’ve come close like three times already.

  76. 76.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    @Josh Huaco: No, it wasn’t over until the Swiss raided Omaha Beach.

  77. 77.

    PaulW

    February 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Anybody remember my dinner plans?

  78. 78.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Sheesh y’all get excitable over the US getting a goal finally. You do know Canada still has two, right

    2 Goal Canadian= 1 Goal American.

  79. 79.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Right. I’ve figured it out now.

    We were ahead by two because I made up a small batch of Yorkshire pudding batter, based on my Québecois dad’s recipe, but because I only baked and ate half of it, this messed with the universal balance of Yummy Baked Things in the Universe.

    So I just went to the fridge, buttered another ramekin, and preheated the oven. Once I get the rest of it baked, we’ll have scored another two goals and will be well in the lead.

    Or not, but at least I’ll have Yorkshire pudding. It’s foolproof, I tell ya.

  80. 80.

    Andy K

    February 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    @jacy:

    Dolls. They’re dolls. They sit there. There’s no action involved.

  81. 81.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    @Comrade Mary: Just out of curiosity, how do you make Yorkshire pudding without beef drippings?

  82. 82.

    Svensker

    February 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    We were ahead by two because I made up a small batch of Yorkshire pudding batter, based on my Québecois dad’s recipe,

    French in Canada make Yorkshire pudding? Life is weird.

  83. 83.

    Morbo

    February 28, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    The pace was getting crazy at the end of that period. US defense has to improve or else the back and forth is going to favor the Canadians.

  84. 84.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    My dad spent time in Britain during the war and came back an Anglophile who loved Carry On movies (well, those came after the war) and Yorkshire pudding.

    And Yutsano, the answer is, as always, butter. LOTS of butter. It’s great with beef drippings, no mistake about it, but butter is no slouch, either.

  85. 85.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    @Svensker: Just be thankful she’s not making poutine. Nastiest food from up north evah. I can’t even look at pictures of it without getting nauseous. And they scarf it up in Québec.

    @Comrade Mary: Intriguing. I may just haz to try that at some point.

    One period left and I’m getting that pit in my stomach.

  86. 86.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    @Yutsano: Scrapple.

  87. 87.

    Linkmeister

    February 28, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    I had to look: Hockey Night in Canada ball caps!

  88. 88.

    Fern

    February 28, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Damn. Sometimes I wish I had a television.

    Can’t believe I care about this game, but apparently I do.

  89. 89.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    (googles ‘poutine’—wishes he hadn’t)

  90. 90.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: For those who don’t know it: Scrapple

  91. 91.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    @Yutsano: Would love to try poutine at some point. And, I agree. There will be a fight before this game is over. BRING IT!

  92. 92.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    @Linkmeister: Holy cwap! ME WANT!!

    @Josh Huaco: I done warned you dude. Of course I don’t like most of what’s in it anyway, putting it all together like that? EEWWW!!

  93. 93.

    Svensker

    February 28, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Just be thankful she’s not making poutine. Nastiest food from up north evah. I can’t even look at pictures of it without getting nauseous. And they scarf it up in Québec.

    It doesn’t seem that bad. But when we were there, we were too busy eating amazingly delicious French food, so we didn’t try any of the local oddities. Next trip, mebbe.

  94. 94.

    MaryRC

    February 28, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    @Andy K: Cherry can be a dickhead in some ways but he was a major supporter of women’s hockey from the start, giving them recognition and respect when other commentators and sports columnists treated them like a joke.

    I’m about a mile away from BC Place and I don’t have to follow the game on TV — I can just listen to the crowd noise.

  95. 95.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Those were not the ball caps I was looking for. makes mystical hand motion

    Poutine is pretty awesome. I love how the cheese curds squeak against your teeth.

    Anthony Bourdain on poutine.

  96. 96.

    EthylEster

    February 28, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    @IanY77: Shut up!! That man is a national treasure!!

    IIRC he finished pretty high in the greatest Canadian contest. Pretty scary.

  97. 97.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    @Svensker: I love French food (I’m French Canadian, it kinda fits) and I’ve had some great meals when I’ve gone to Vancouver. But poutine I just can’t stomach. I’ve had it under my nose ONCE. Couldn’t do it. A lot of Anglos in Canada won’t touch it either even though it’s fairly easy to find up there.

  98. 98.

    EthylEster

    February 28, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    @Wile E. Quixote: If Canada has a religion it’s Hockey Night in Canada.

    yeah, and a current commercial for HNiC states that it’s the one time the nation is on the same page (or something like that). So it’s a tasteful religion…not like the ones we have in the US.

  99. 99.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 28, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    The very *thought* of poutine makes my arteries slam shut.

    But hey, that gives me an idea: could we send some to Dick “Dick” Cheney?

  100. 100.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    This is gonna be the longest twelve minutes of my life. Or the shortest.

    Oh and FYWP. I had a great response to Comrade Mary and it ate it. Ggrrr.

  101. 101.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    @Yutsano:
    A lot of places use mozza instead of curds.
    Big, big difference. You need cheese curds to make it proper like.

  102. 102.

    madmommy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    @Josh Huaco:

    The fries and gravy aren’t so bad, but I dunno about the cheese curds. We do a french fry po boy around here that is pretty full of win. It’s a freaking mess to eat, though. But damn tasty!

    Missed seeing Don Cherry. Was it one of his usual “Granny’s floral sofa” pattered suits or did he break out something really special for the occasion?

  103. 103.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    I have my complaints about decisions that the Sabres make, but let it not be said they can’t sign damn good goalies.

  104. 104.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    @IanY77:
    Sorry i missed this the first time around…
    Official Ottawa greeting.
    “Hey, how’s it goin’?”

  105. 105.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Was Cherry wearing this?

  106. 106.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Yay, they’re playing Daft Punk.

  107. 107.

    Cat Lady

    February 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    @madmommy:

    Red velvet double breasted jacket, white satin shirt with a Victorian type collar and a crazy ass red maple leaf on a white satin tie that looked like a fancy Christmas napkin, and gold cufflinks, buttons and collar pin. Stunning!

  108. 108.

    Morbo

    February 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    @Comrade Mary: He was.

  109. 109.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    I’m so glad Luongo decided to become a wall since his defence has been teh suck so far.

  110. 110.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    @IanY77:
    Sorry i missed this the first time around…
    Official Ottawa greeting.
    “Hey, how’s it goin’?”

    I’ll be better once we win the gold.

  111. 111.

    MikeJ

    February 28, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    @Comrade Mary: That’s the one.

  112. 112.

    Tom Traubert

    February 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    @madmommy:

    It looked like crushed blood-red velvet.

  113. 113.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    It’s a good thing ACORN never opened any Canadian offices. The man would have been sorely tempted.

    Gah! 4:54 left in the game and 20 minutes left on my pudding. It’s gonna be close …

  114. 114.

    YellowJournalism

    February 28, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    @madmommy: I think one of my favorite (or favourite) Don Cherry “special occasion” outfits was a red and white polka dot tux-looking thing. Just beautiful to behold. There was a striped one once that gave me a terrible headache each time I looked at the screen.

    Fries with good gravy are wonderful. I was an instant convert when I came up here. I can’t stand poutine, though. But that may be more of a cheese thing for me. I only really like cheese on pizza and in au gratin potatoes.

    BTW, there seem to be a lot of places that say they’re selling poutine but are really just selling fries with cheese chunks and gravy, not actual cheese curds.

  115. 115.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Merkins getting chances, but can’t get it in the net.

  116. 116.

    Morbo

    February 28, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    @mr. whipple: Did you submit that before or after the Crosby breakaway?

  117. 117.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Watching the US putz around their own zone, I am deeply concerned about the extra man situation…

  118. 118.

    madmommy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    That sounds like the description. Looks pretty understated compared to what I’ve seen him wear before! The last time I saw him he was wearing a very large floral print, maybe geraniums. Very vivid! I would imagine walking into his closet is like the worst acid nightmare ever.

  119. 119.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    After.

  120. 120.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oaaaaaaaal!

  121. 121.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  122. 122.

    Carrie

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    motherf…..

  123. 123.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Woo hoo!

  124. 124.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Can I get excited now?

    WOOOOOOOOOOOO

    BTW, does Olympic gold medal hockey go to a shootout if no one scores in OT?

  125. 125.

    madmommy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    OMG tie game!

  126. 126.

    PaulW

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    TIE GAME

  127. 127.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Dammit!

  128. 128.

    gwangung

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    HE SHOOTS! HE SCOOOOORRRRREEEEEES!!!

  129. 129.

    Napoleon

    February 28, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Happy, happy, happy!!!

  130. 130.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    F?ck. Just – F?CK.

  131. 131.

    Yutsano

    February 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    AWW CWAP OVERTIME!!

    @Spiffy McBang: Ten minute four man overtime, if still tied it goes to shootout. At least that’s what I heard last night during the bronze medal game.

  132. 132.

    Tsulagi

    February 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Goooooaaaaallllll!!

  133. 133.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  134. 134.

    Morbo

    February 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Damn, I should’ve predicted this when I was thinking it would happen about 5 minutes ago.

  135. 135.

    PaulW

    February 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Officially a game of the ages now. Overtime!

  136. 136.

    YellowJournalism

    February 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    My husband is probably screaming his head off right now. Good thing he’s not watching the game at home or my sons would learn a few new choice words.

  137. 137.

    TR

    February 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    WOOOOO!

  138. 138.

    JenJen

    February 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!

  139. 139.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Do you believe?

  140. 140.

    Max

    February 28, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    I hope Al Michaels has a catch phrase handy!

    Cause I’m believing in some miracles.

  141. 141.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Sudden death, 4 on 4, right?

    @Comrade Mary: Hey! What happened to your polite Canadian nature?

  142. 142.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Motherfucker.

  143. 143.

    jacy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Jumpin Jehosaphat.

  144. 144.

    Josh Huaco

    February 28, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough…[count off 10 beats]…the tough get going!

  145. 145.

    Comrade Mary

    February 28, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: He’s my dead dad, and I can refer to him any way I like. :P

    Yorkshire pudding out of the oven now.

  146. 146.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    @Comrade Mary: Hah! Good luck with the pudding.

    @Max: How about, “Suck on it, bitchez!”? I would pay money to hear Al Michaels say that on national TV.

  147. 147.

    J.W. Hamner

    February 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Damnit! I bailed from going out to watch it, and am reduced to hitting F5 on the stupid SI live blog.

  148. 148.

    Nylund

    February 28, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    “We” did a thrifty makeover of your presidential residence in 1812, I believe.

    Well, it should also be noted that this was done because the US had already burned down the Parliament buildings of Upper Canada in York (what you now call Toronto, Ontario). EVERY Canadian knows about the White House, but many do not know that they too got “burned”.

    And I say “York, Upper Canada” because Canada as the country we know today did not yet exist, so one could argue that it was actually the “British” that burned down the White House. It was most definitely the British Army that did it. Do you know if these soldiers were sent over from England for the war, or if they were comprised of people native to the colonies?

  149. 149.

    demimondian

    February 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    @Comrade Mary: Deal with it, canuckistani hoser!

  150. 150.

    SiubhanDuinne

    February 28, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Fvck fvck fvckity-fvck fvckin’ FVCK.

    Oh well. Free hockey.

  151. 151.

    Punchy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Y’allllllll believe in miracles?

    /starts writing Al the royalty check

    I just screamed so loud after that putback that my dogs hid. My future kids will hate me

  152. 152.

    Punchy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    I think Canadian Home Depot needs to stop selling rope and books on nooses and firearm usage.

  153. 153.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    I will say this, if the Canuks win, selling stuff to Canadians and marking the goods as ‘gifts’ so they can avoid taxes is right out.

  154. 154.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    If I had any beer in the house, I would so be drinking it right now.

    @madmommy: He’s somewhere around. I see him during the period breaks.

  155. 155.

    madmommy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    Is Al Michaels even at this game? I don’t know who any of these play-by-play guys are, but given the accents at least one is Canadian.

  156. 156.

    Phyllis

    February 28, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    @madmommy: He’s there, just not calling the game.

  157. 157.

    Andy K

    February 28, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    @MaryRC:

    Oh, I’m well aware of Grapes, the pros and the cons. Been watching him- whether on the satellite or on the intertubes- for decades. I’ve always liked the guy despite his prejudices.

    Here’s one of my favorite Don Cherry moments– and it’s not from Coach’s Corner.

  158. 158.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    20 minute OT! Oh geez… so much for getting this paper written before work.

  159. 159.

    Morbo

    February 28, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Pay attention time.

  160. 160.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    @Spiffy McBang: Yes, but isn’t it first goal wins?

  161. 161.

    Spiffy McBang

    February 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Yeah, but I’m just not feeling an early score.

    Oooh, a new thread!

  162. 162.

    wmsheppa

    February 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    @madmommy: The Canadian sounding one is Eddie Olczyk, a former US Olympic hockey player actually.

  163. 163.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    I heard on the radio that Obama bet the PM a case of Yuenglingfor a case Labatts.

    Trust me, Canada, you do not want to win.

  164. 164.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    F.

  165. 165.

    Andy K

    February 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    @madmommy:

    It’s Mike Emrick- who’s been the #1 play-by-play guy for nationally broadcast NHL games in the US since Fox had the coverage- with long time NHL player Ed Olczyck doing the color.

    I do wish Pat Foley would get a shot at Emrick’s spot some day. I’ve been listening to him since he called Grand Rapids Owls’ games in the ’70s.

    And…Shit.

  166. 166.

    madmommy

    February 28, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Sid the Kid does it!

  167. 167.

    asiangrrlMN

    February 28, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Well, shit. We’re number two.

  168. 168.

    TR

    February 28, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Ah, crap. Good game, Canucks.

  169. 169.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    But we have GUNS!

  170. 170.

    mr. whipple

    February 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    I can’t believe that snuck under Miller.

  171. 171.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Whooohoooo! Sidney, I officially forgive you.

    /long story
    //run-in in Halifax
    ///all is forgiven

  172. 172.

    JenJen

    February 28, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Ya know, if we had to lose, I’m glad it was to the host country. And all smack-talk aside, I’m glad the host country was Canada.

    Helluva game, helluvan Olympics. Congratulations, Canadians everywhere!

    @IanY77: Long story, nuthin’! If you had a run-in with Sid the Kid, then you better start spillin’.

  173. 173.

    Batocchio

    February 28, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Good game. What a great last minute goal by the USA, but Iglina and Crosby earned that OT game-winner. I was rooting for Team USA, but honestly, this meant so much more for Canada, so it’s hard to be too upset.

  174. 174.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    JenJen @IanY77: Long story, nuthin’! If you had a run-in with Sid the Kid, then you better start spillin’.

    Oh, it’s a hell of a story. I worked for a bar in Halifax called The Marquee Club. Sid showed up (along with 2 other NHL’ers), hammered to within an inch of his life and…..and maybe, with the proper inducement, I may share the rest of that story one day! ;)

    In the meantime, GO CANADA!!

  175. 175.

    JenJen

    February 28, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    @IanY77: Tease. :-( Good intro, though! Someday I hope you’ll dish the rest!

  176. 176.

    RedKitten

    February 28, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    @IanY77:

    Oh, it’s a hell of a story. I worked for a bar in Halifax called The Marquee Club. Sid showed up (along with 2 other NHL’ers), hammered to within an inch of his life and…..and maybe, with the proper inducement, I may share the rest of that story one day! ;)

    Fuck off — you worked at the Marquee!? I lived just down the hill from there, on Brunswick Street. We used to go there quite often! The best time was when The Lowest of the Low played there — what a great show!

  177. 177.

    SIA

    February 28, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    @SuibhanDuinne – you remember how you were commenting about Linder (R) retiring in your district. Guess who’s considering running? What is it with these ball players anyway?

    http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/02/28/smoltz_could_run_for_congress_in_georgia.html

    OT re not about hockey or can openers :)

  178. 178.

    IanY77

    February 28, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    RedKitten:

    I worked for a security company that covered a few of the bars in Halifax. Marquee, Oasis, Pogue Fado, among others.

    Marquee was my fave, both to go to and to work at. Great people, great music (real DJ’s, not top 40 crap), great bands.

    Wide Mouth Mason, Universal Soul, and the Constantines were my best shows there. Love Jimmy Swift, as well. Bedouin Soundclash was the worst. Worked that show, not fun. The music was cool, though.

  179. 179.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    February 28, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    @Svensker: If you go to Montreal, go to Restaurant Chez Claudette, on Laurier a block east of St-Denis, and get a Grosse Galvaude. Poutine made with fries, cheese curds, shredded roast chicken, lots of peas, and chicken gravy. It is the ultimate poutine experience.

    And speaking of Don Cherry, well, he was born a couple of blocks from where I’m sitting right now. I got to work with him when he was in town filming Hockeyville (a show that had various towns submit entries to win a bunch of stuff to renovate the local hockey rink), and I can say he was a true gentleman and surprisingly aware of what was going on in the city, and despite the beating that various organised christian sects (lessee… wasps, catholics, mormons, presbyterians…) when he and Ron James got into it in the green room. Feel I should point out that while the mormons and presbyterians were equal opportunity targets, Cherry was beating on the catholics while James was whipping on the wasps…. good times.

  180. 180.

    RedKitten

    February 28, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    @IanY77: My apologies if I ever sassed you after one too many. ; )

    We also went to the Remy Shand show, and that was awful — not the show itself, but just that the crowd was way too huge and way too obnoxious. I have very good memories of that place, though. Plus it was nice, because if I got too liquored, I was just a 5 minute stagger down the hill from home.

    And yeah, the Marquee had a great vibe. It’s too bad that it wound up closing. I think if Victor hadn’t kept messing with it and renovating it all the time, it would have had a very long life. But it just got to the point where we were like, “Is it open? Is it closed? What the hell is going on?”

  181. 181.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 1, 2010 at 12:15 am

    @SIA: sorry, hadn’t checked this thread in several hours, so just now saw your post about Smoltz. Big wow on that! (If any Brave or ex-Brave, I would have guessed someone like Dale Murphy.) I was actually just thinking a few days ago about former athletes who get into politics and wondering why they all seem to be GOP and/or wingnuts. (There are surely exceptions, but I can’t think of any right off. Okay, Heath Shuler in NC is nominally a Dem, but he’s about as blue as a Blue Dog can get.)

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