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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Cat Blogging / Nothing Has Changed

Nothing Has Changed

by John Cole|  March 2, 20105:17 pm| 94 Comments

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Figured I owed you all a Tunch update. Nothing has changed:

He was actually making so much noise cleaning himself (purring and licking and purring and licking) that I turned around and got the first picture, and then Lily walked into the room and distracted him.

Also, don’t forget about the Balloon Juice store, where you too can purchase your own Tunch gear (all proceeds go to Charlies Angels)!

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  1. 1.

    asiangrrlMN

    March 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Oh my god oh my god oh my god! I love you, Cole! Behold, the magnificent Tunchie! He warms the cockles of my dark and cynical heart, he does!

  2. 2.

    Bulworth

    March 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Yeah, Tunch!

  3. 3.

    kindness

    March 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Tunch can haz blankit to lay onz.

    (if daddy will wash it and put it on the couch)

  4. 4.

    Chyron HR

    March 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Watch out, I hear Obama was bad-mouthing fat cats the other day.

  5. 5.

    harlana peppper

    March 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Yes! That’s what I’m talkin’ about! He’s gorgeous and he knows it. Deal with it, bitchez.

    (also, that is some lovely paw porn, sigh)

  6. 6.

    Punchy

    March 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    One of our greyhounds has taken to licking herself to the point of developing a hotspot on her leg. Unable to cone a sighthound and a muzzle being too restrictive, we placed a girl’s shirt (with shorter sleeves) on her to prevent further lickage.

    So I order pizza last nite, and even the goddamn pizza guy clowns on me about it. Says my dog looks “ghey”. Couldn’t even stick up for her, for fear of what they might do to my next ‘za should I cause trouble.

  7. 7.

    jacy

    March 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    I just had my S/O bookmark the Balloon Juice store for all his and the kids’ Mother’s Day shopping needs. Can never start shopping for Mother’s Day too early. I suggested he start with a DIAF mug filled with chocolates.

  8. 8.

    SIA

    March 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Rajah Tunch looks magnificent. So perfectly groomed, fluffy and impressive. Cuddle, cuddle [NOT]

    The Democratic candidate for KY Senator (Jack Conway) is on Hardball – seems pretty intelligent compared to the GOP numbnuts.

  9. 9.

    Betsy

    March 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    @jacy:
    Lady, I like the way you think.

  10. 10.

    mr. whipple

    March 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Tunch is looking mighty handsome.

  11. 11.

    Max

    March 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Max the wheaten is very loud when he licks himself. Fortunately, one “knock it off” from me and he stops.

    How sad is my life? I actually brushed my hair today with his dog brush because that is all I could find in my purse. Such is the life of a dog person.

  12. 12.

    Face

    March 2, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    How many days (weeks?) does it take for Tunch to completely clean himself?

  13. 13.

    ksecus

    March 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    That cat looks sooo much like my cat…its uncanny.

  14. 14.

    SIA

    March 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    @Punchy: Try organic apple cider vinegar. It cures everything. Use it topically and if you can mix with some canned food she can take it internally. Wish I’d know about this when my yellow lab spent his latter years chewing himself to pieces.
    http://www.earthclinic.com/Pets/acvfordogs.html

  15. 15.

    jeffreyw

    March 2, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Toby wonders if Tunch has a Facebook page.

  16. 16.

    Punchy

    March 2, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    @SIA: Thanks! I will certainly give it a try!

  17. 17.

    cat48

    March 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    Tunch sure is purty……still think my Kippie might be girthier.

  18. 18.

    asiangrrlMN

    March 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    @jeffreyw: Aw, that is so cute! We should set up a BJers’ animals Facebook page!

  19. 19.

    Mike Kay

    March 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    He looks bored now that Helicopter Harold has closed his clown show.

  20. 20.

    Mike Kay

    March 2, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    How old is Tunch and how much does he weigh?

  21. 21.

    CynDee

    March 2, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Tonguech, you’re adorable! (Don’t tell him I said that.)

  22. 22.

    Mike Kay

    March 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    GREAT PHOTOS!

  23. 23.

    cat48

    March 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    @Mike Kay: Did you hear helpful Helicopter Harold trash Gillibrand and the rest of the Dems on Morning Ho today? So helpful of him……sure the Democratic bosses he complains of appreciate that. Hope they show him how much…….since they are from Chi town and all.

  24. 24.

    Mike Kay

    March 2, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    @cat48: Like McCain, he has such a sense of entitlement. Since he never did anything in congress, I can only think his inflated sense of self-worth must have been built up by the Village media who adores turncoat Dems.

  25. 25.

    freelancer

    March 2, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Semi-OT, Tunch may soon be weighed in a possible new metric prefix called “Hellakilos“.

  26. 26.

    asiangrrlMN

    March 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    @ksecus: Need photo evidence, please.

  27. 27.

    cat48

    March 2, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    @Mike Kay: Yep, Joe and Mika and all their friends encouraged him to “go for it.” Called him “the next Senator from NY.”

  28. 28.

    LuciaMia

    March 2, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    That is one massive meringue of a cat. Sheer whipped goodness.

  29. 29.

    MikeJ

    March 2, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    @freelancer: Hella sounds too much like the existing unit, the Helen, usually used in millihelens, the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.

  30. 30.

    ellaesther

    March 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    @LuciaMia: There you go. Best description I’ve read of him yet.

  31. 31.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    March 2, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    One thing has changed. We won’t be bugging you for more Tunch-Cam for at least … 24 hours or 4 new posts, which ever comes first.

    @Mike Kay: If the first number is anywhere close to the second number John needs to call the Guinness world records – World’s oldest pets division.

  32. 32.

    Roger Moore

    March 2, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    I hear Obama was bad-mouthing fat cats the other day.

    Tunch isn’t fat. He’s big boned.

    …

    I almost managed to say that with a straight face.

  33. 33.

    demkat620

    March 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    After three days with the flu, that is making me feel better.

    Thanks John, I needed that.

  34. 34.

    suzanne

    March 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    How much I do adore your cat, John Cole. ***sigh***

    My little (ha) Scout is quickly approaching Tunch-esque dimensions. Just charming as all get-out, it is.

  35. 35.

    Lurker

    March 2, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    I ♥ that cat.

  36. 36.

    trollhattan

    March 2, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    “All fluffed up and ready to g…awww, who am I kidding? Zzzzzzzzz.”

    Tunch: The Fluffinator.

  37. 37.

    jeffreyw

    March 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    @Mike Kay: THANKS!!

  38. 38.

    RedKitten

    March 2, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    The fur on Tunch’s chest just looks like fluffy, plushy delightful softness, doesn’t it?

  39. 39.

    robertdsc

    March 2, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    <3 the Tunchinator! Thank you, John.

  40. 40.

    MikeJ

    March 2, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    @Lurker:

    I ♥ that cat.

    I ♠ my cat.

  41. 41.

    SGEW

    March 2, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    That second pic is particularly endearing. Gives me a real desire to “pile upon the cat’s white hump the sum of all the general adorableness and love felt by my whole race from Adam down; and then, as if my chest had been a mortar, burst my hot heart’s shell upon it.”

    Of course, while I enjoy a few fat cat jokes as much as anyone (e.g., “I eeted her“), I have to admit that my own kitteh has become a l’il . . . well . . . chunky around the hips, over the last year. Just a little extra weight, really, that she wears really well, actually (it just puts a little more sashay in her stride, people!), so I suppose there’s only so much fun I can poke.

  42. 42.

    Martin

    March 2, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    @MikeJ:

    I 8 my cat.

  43. 43.

    gogol's wife

    March 2, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Tunch is balm for the soul after a two-hour inane faculty meeting. My Tunch mousepad gets me through the day — he hypnotizes me with his beauty and makes up for the fact that there are no cats in my office.

  44. 44.

    robertdsc

    March 2, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    makes up for the fact that there are no cats in my office.

    That’s one thing I miss from work. I miss my KC. She’s a good cat and I enjoyed spending time with her while i worked.

  45. 45.

    gogol's wife

    March 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    @robertdsc:

    You had a cat in the office? That sounds great. I’m sorry about your losing your job. I hope things get better.

    I guess I could have my cats in the office, but they wouldn’t like it one bit.

  46. 46.

    SIA

    March 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    @18 asiangrrlMN, I’ve never given joining Facebook the slightest consideration, but a BJ pet facebook would be AWESOME!

  47. 47.

    Keith G

    March 2, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    You have cockles? Who knew?

  48. 48.

    Laura W

    March 2, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    My Tunch mousepad Tile Coaster gets me through the day night—he hypnotizes me with his beauty scorn, disdain and contempt, and makes up for the fact that there are no cats in my office compelling me to DRINK, DRINK, DRINK, you loser!

    Hot off the CafePress press tonight, tile coasters! Tunch’s FEED, Lily, Bitsy, and one of the two logos are up. (Ahab took some interesting poetic license with “Hot air and ill-informed opinion“, so we’ll have a little do-over on that one.

  49. 49.

    Jenn

    March 2, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    @Punchy:

    Have you tried the inflatable Elizabethan collars? They’re not appropriate for some injuries, but if they are, they’re a whole lot more pleasant for the dog than wearing a lampshade.

    http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3185093

  50. 50.

    gnomedad

    March 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    @Face:

    How many days (weeks?) does it take for Tunch to completely clean himself?

    It’s like painting the Golden Gate Bridge — never stops.

  51. 51.

    demo woman

    March 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    @Laura W: Tunch is a star. I love the coasters. I was going to wait until next month to order since I just paid for a crown (ugh) but now I’m reconsidering.

  52. 52.

    gnomedad

    March 2, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    @Max:

    I actually brushed my hair today with his dog brush because that is all I could find in my purse.

    I use a metal dog comb on myself because there’s no static and it feels good on my scalp. Haven’t spotted a metal comb for humans so far, though I assume they exist.

  53. 53.

    kc

    March 2, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Tunch is most handsome.

  54. 54.

    Tax Analyst

    March 2, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    @gogol’s wife:

    You had a cat in the office? That sounds great. I’m sorry about your losing your job. I hope things get better.

    We have a poodle in our office. It’s the boss’s dog – cute little thing named “Sydney”

    I guess I could have my cats in the office, but they wouldn’t like it one bit.

    Yeah, it’s hard for me to picture a cat taking to all the activity around here during Tax Season. Would probably just go hide in a corner and snooze as much as possible.
    Now during the off-season a cat might be OK with this place – the pace is much more languid.

    BTW – robertdsc – Also sorry about the loss of your job.

  55. 55.

    Bad Horse's Filly

    March 2, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    …and Tunch makes all things better. Although it’s been a nice day, 59 degrees, short work day, nice walk (okay, too lazy to ride today). Loaf of bread rising so I can bake it tonight. So handsome Tunch was just icing on a pretty good day.

  56. 56.

    Morbo

    March 2, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Yeah, keep your distance, little dog. You don’t want to be within sitting range.

  57. 57.

    harlana peppper

    March 2, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    One of my cats has a lesion at the base of her tail which the vets and I have tried to treat through meds, has not worked very well – I am having it removed tomorrow – whatever we have tried, it works for a couple of weeks and then she starts working on it again and it starts bleeding

    Anyway, the point of this post is I am dreading her wearing the collar, looking at me like “why the hell are you doing this to me? what did I ever do to you?” Ten full days of feeling like the worstest mom in the whole world

    Need support, advice, help!

  58. 58.

    MikeJ

    March 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    @harlana peppper: Wear one yourself in a show of solidarity.

  59. 59.

    Max

    March 2, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    @harlana peppper: I couldn’t take that look from Max when he had to wear it (can’t remember what for). I was a bad mom and took it off him way too early.

    However, considering I can’t even remember why he was wearing it, it would appear my lack of will didn’t have much impact.

  60. 60.

    jacy

    March 2, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    @Laura W:

    Ooh, yay, coasters! I need coasters, several of them. Why, in fact, my coasters need coasters. You can never be too safe.

  61. 61.

    Pedinska

    March 2, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Some friends who knew I was going to be laid up shortly for ankle surgery, and therefore dependent on hubby for lots of things, sent me a pair of undies with Tunch on the front and the word “Obey” right under him.

    It’s worked pretty darn good so far!

  62. 62.

    Cat Lady

    March 2, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    @Morbo:

    Tunch is hoping mr. whipple’s Punkie will sit next to him to make him look svelte.

  63. 63.

    We ae so F**ed

    March 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    So – 10 Billion for unemployment is bad. However – 128 Billion for the oh so oppressed ruling class estate tax relief is another matter. You know – was Madame Guillotine really so bad?

  64. 64.

    gnomedad

    March 2, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    @harlana peppper:

    Anyway, the point of this post is I am dreading her wearing the collar, looking at me like “why the hell are you doing this to me? what did I ever do to you?”

    Maybe this is an opportunity to expand the BJ product line — a collar with a picture of Tunch and “Humans Suck” on it. At least you could feel like your kitty can express herself.

  65. 65.

    harlana peppper

    March 2, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    @MikeJ: I’ll have the vet measure me for one :)

  66. 66.

    Annie

    March 2, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    @harlana peppper:

    This is a difficult one. I, too, took the collar off one of my cats early because she just hated the damn thing. Maybe some extra kitty treats??? Cats are worse than dogs when sick. For one kittie, we had to give him pills and a shot daily for several months. We still have the scars.

    Love the Tunch pictures, especially the second one. He seems to being telling us that John stretches the truth — see how sweet and gentle I am. It is really John who is difficult to live with….

  67. 67.

    AhabTRuler

    March 2, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    @Laura W:

    (Ahab took some interesting poetic license with “Hot air and ill-informed opinion“, so we’ll have a little do-over on that one.

    I thought we agreed to not do this in public anymore!

    @Face:

    How many days (weeks?) does it take for Tunch to completely clean himself?

    Much like painting the Golden Gate Bridge, the process never really ends.

  68. 68.

    MikeJ

    March 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    @harlana peppper: I’m still waiting to see a picture of our host post op wearing a cone.

  69. 69.

    harlana peppper

    March 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    @gnomedad: Can you imagine Cole’s quality of life if Tunch ever had to wear one of those? And then, what happens after the collar comes off? ((shudder))

  70. 70.

    harlana peppper

    March 2, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Wonder if I can take the collar off some of the time, like when I put her on my lap, wonder if that would be counterproductive

  71. 71.

    AhabTRuler

    March 2, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    @gnomedad: Bastard! or Great minds think alike, not sure which. I’ll get back to you on it.

  72. 72.

    Bob K

    March 2, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    Plz tell peeps that Republiskumz are throwing tantums over 10 B for unemployment while at same time they are trying to give themselves 138 B in Estate Tax exemtptions. I haz a sad.

  73. 73.

    gnomedad

    March 2, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    @AhabTRuler:
    Great bastards think alike.

  74. 74.

    Boo

    March 2, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    i love him

  75. 75.

    Carrie

    March 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Oh you gorgeous little beastie you…love that cat.

  76. 76.

    Tazistan Jen

    March 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    Woo hoo! Mark Udall has signed the public option letter. We are into the thirties, right?

  77. 77.

    Drive By Wisdom

    March 2, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    Heh, knowing his master well, Rahm throws Obama under the bus first.

    This is going to be a great year of finger pointing.

  78. 78.

    Ash Can

    March 2, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Oooh, big soft mushy kitty!

    You know, all in all, he’s been pretty mellow about having a doggie move in with him, hasn’t he? At least, John hasn’t recounted any bench-clearing brawls, walls getting kicked in, or furniture through windows that I can recall.

  79. 79.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 2, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    @demo woman #51

    You had a coronation?

  80. 80.

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    March 2, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    @harlana peppper: Um … There’s this guy, who I hardly really know at all. Yeah, that’s it.

    Anyway, this acquaintance (who is NOT me) had a cat who needed surgery. So he sewed a couple of little robes to avoid the whole lampshade collar/being clawed to death thing.

    It worked. And the look on the vet’s face was priceless.

    So I’m told.

  81. 81.

    Jenn

    March 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    @harlana peppper:

    Well, they do make those inflatable Elizabethan collars in some pretty small sizes, and you can find them in the cat section, too; it might be worth checking out. They seem pretty tough, so if the nails are trimmed, they might work fine.

  82. 82.

    schrodinger's cat

    March 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    @SGEW: Tunch looks like he ate Jenny, the Geico gecko and the cavemen too

  83. 83.

    SIA

    March 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    @80 kommrade reproductive vigor. You are adorable.

  84. 84.

    Anne Laurie

    March 2, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    @harlana peppper:

    One of my cats has a lesion at the base of her tail which the vets and I have tried to treat through meds, has not worked very well – I am having it removed tomorrow – whatever we have tried, it works for a couple of weeks and then she starts working on it again and it starts bleeding

    As you probably know already, the go-to diagnosis for recurrent sores like this is “allergies”. If switching the cat’s food hasn’t helped, and you’ve already stopped using commercial cleaning products on your floors / bedding etc., is there a lotion or cream you’re using that the cat might be licking off your skin? (Sounds weird but for a ‘sensitized’ animal it doesn’t take much.) The other off-the-wall suggestion… some 25 years ago we had a neutered male cat who kept licking sores on his belly, and the final cure turned out to be hormonal. Don’t remember the details, but if Arik didn’t get his birth-control pills twice a week, he’d go back to frenetic hot-spot-producing grooming. One more thing to suggest to your vet if the excision doesn’t solve the puzzle.

  85. 85.

    Annie

    March 2, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    @kommrade reproductive vigor:

    What an awesome idea — little kittie robes. We could make a fortune — or sell them through BJ, with Tunche’s picture around the collar. If the robes have strings, the kitties would be to occupied to worry about their sores. Hours of fun…

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    LOL. Perfect.

  86. 86.

    Steeplejack

    March 2, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    I love that second picture of Tunch. My cats used to do that. It’s the “I’m chillaxin’ but I can still swing on you in an instant–just get close enough because I’m too comfortable to move” look.

  87. 87.

    Steeplejack

    March 2, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Win.

  88. 88.

    Yutsano

    March 2, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    Obligatory KITTEH!!

    My cat gave me a heart attack last night by staying out. Usually he’s asleep curled up at my feet snoozing or grooming. I bawled him out about it this morning and of course all I got back was the innocent “What?” look.

  89. 89.

    trollhattan

    March 2, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    Iz no mah kitteh, but is cute kitteh that will be seeking revenge on whomever tossed him in snow:

    http://c.img-dpreview.com/0194734-01.jpg

  90. 90.

    asiangrrlMN

    March 3, 2010 at 12:02 am

    Want Tunchie plushy! That would be so cool. I will settle for a DIAF mug and OBEY coaster for now.

    @Pedinska: So you are the other one with a Tunch thong! I hope you heal quickly.

    @trollhattan: That cat is stunning.

  91. 91.

    asiangrrlMN

    March 3, 2010 at 2:48 am

    @Keith G: I most certainly do have cockles in my heart! Doesn’t everybody?

    @SIA: Wouldn’t it be funny? A group for the animals of BJ with Tunch as their overlord. Hah!

  92. 92.

    Gatsby

    March 3, 2010 at 9:49 am

    You made my day! Tunch is awesome!

  93. 93.

    Gravenstone

    March 3, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    @Pedinska: So you are the other one with a Tunch thong! I hope you heal quickly.

    Eeekk!! That was my first thought on reading that, like – the thongs cause injury? Great, because I just sent one as a b-day present. Then I remembered the linked post and suddenly your comment made rather more sense…

  94. 94.

    asiangrrlMN

    March 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    @Gravenstone: Yeah. Read the linked comment first! No, the thong does not cause injury. I am glad that Tunch thongs are selling so briskly!

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