Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Trump makes a mockery of the legal system and cowardly judges just sit back and let him.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” is supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about it’s history.”

Republicans don’t trust women.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Come on, man.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

I’m just a talker, trying to find a channel!

President Biden is doing good where he can, and getting it done.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

American History and Black History can not be separated.

The Supreme Court is corrupt. Democrats must win in November and force court reform.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

He really is that stupid.

The revolution will be supervised.

Republicans: The threats are dire, but my tickets are non-refundable!

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

We still have time to mess this up!

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

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They Stole Our Line

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Just got an email linking to this (that one of you jackasses signed me up for, btw):

Memorandum For David Axelrod From Roger Stone

I understand how you feel. Washington can be a cold and lonely place when the Georgetown cocktail set figures out that the Emperor has no clothes. Imagine the surprise of the cognoscenti when they found out that Obama was not only not Black Jesus, but he turned out to be Black Jimmy Carter; indecisive, in over his head.

First, Black Jimmy Carter is OUR LINE. Second, everyone knows that Michael Jordan was Black Jesus.

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  3. 3.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    @bcinaz: dirty gop trickster, who goes back to the Nixon administration. A first degree sewer trout.

  6. 6.

    Kryptik

    Ahhh, another Reagan Corpse Fellater.

    Whoever signed you up for this deserves a week as Tunch’s personal bed as punishment.

  10. 10.

    Lev

    I love me some right-wing concern trolling. I suspect Stone wrote this and then slid back underneath his rock.

  11. 11.

    Napoleon

    @General Egali Tarian Stuck:

    dirty gop trickster, who goes back to the Nixon administration.

    Doesn’t he even have a tatoo of Nixon? And you can’t mention Roger Stone with out mentioning that he placed ads for himself and his wife in a swingers magazine.

  12. 12.

    JMG

    Basketball history note: Earl Monroe, not Michael Jordan, was first called Black Jesus when he played Philly high school basketball (and playground ball) at John Bartram High in the 1960s.

  14. 14.

    JayP

    Actually, Black Jesus was the playground name for Earl “The Pearl” Monroe back in Philly. Even name checked in “He Got Game” by Spike Lee.

  15. 15.

    Comrade Sock Puppet of the Great Satan

    Y’know, this Black Jimmy Carter thing is going to be a lot harder to peddle after HCR gets passed. Which it will.

  22. 22.

    Dan Robinson

    @21

    Does this make Jimmy Carter the White Obama?

    No. The black & white operator is not commutative.

    Also, they do not have an inverse property. Obama being the black Jesus does not make Jesus the Jewish Isaac Hayes, or Isaac Hayes the black Donald Trump.

  23. 23.

    Arclite

    Hmm, John. Now that Obama has broken the colored ceiling, are you suggesting Michael Jordan should run for president?

  24. 24.

    BombIranForChrist

    According to Malcolm X, Jesus was Black Jesus, right? Or was that Terminator X. Or Nat X. Can’t remember.

  25. 25.

    Bob L

    Just Some Fuckhead @ #21″ Does this make Jimmy Carter the White Obama ”

    The new intertubes mem; reductio ad Obamaum; sooner or later in an internet conversation someone gets compared to Obama.

    Examples:
    Jimmy Carter was the white Obama
    Hitler was the white Obama
    Jesus was the white Obama
    Reagan was the white Obama
    Rahm is the white Obama
    Obama is the white Obama
    ect

  27. 27.

    DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)

    Whoever signed you up for this deserves a week as Tunch’s personal bed cat box as punishment.

    Fix’t.

    I love me some right-wing concern trolling. I suspect Stone wrote this and then slid slithered back underneath his rock.

    Fix’t.

    @Dan Robinson:
    Keep that up and you are going to open a portal into another dimension, freeing Zombie Reagan.

  28. 28.

    Rebecca

    Dude, Jimmy Carter was a much better president than people give him credit for. He did some very nice, liberal things for this country. I would be perfectly happy to have a Black Jimmy Carter, as long as there’s no hostage situation for him to botch and lose re-election with.

  29. 29.

    Rebecca

    Jimmy Carter:

    1. Created the Departments of Energy and Education
    2. Established national energy policy
    3. Declared unconditional amnesty for draft dodgers
    4. Supported gay rights by opposing the Briggs Amendment (which would have outlawed gay people and people who supported gay rights from teaching school in California)
    5. Put solar panels on the White House

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