Just got an email linking to this (that one of you jackasses signed me up for, btw):
Memorandum For David Axelrod From Roger Stone
I understand how you feel. Washington can be a cold and lonely place when the Georgetown cocktail set figures out that the Emperor has no clothes. Imagine the surprise of the cognoscenti when they found out that Obama was not only not Black Jesus, but he turned out to be Black Jimmy Carter; indecisive, in over his head.
First, Black Jimmy Carter is OUR LINE. Second, everyone knows that Michael Jordan was Black Jesus.