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You are here: Home / Failing upwards

Failing upwards

by DougJ|  March 12, 201012:37 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives, We Are All Mayans Now

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Andrew Sullivan had a good, if imperfectly phrased, take on Stanley Fish’s idiotic “Bush nostalgia” piece a few days ago:

But for Fish, there is no actual reality, remember, just post-modern illusions. Which is why the pomo-left and the shameless-right were made for each other.

I’m not sure “pomo-left” is the right expression here, since Fish isn’t on the left. But there are deep similarities between a certain kind of post-modern wankery and today’s post-realist rightgeist. This Lee Siegel piece (written only a few months before the 2008 election) is the perfect example:

All the postmodern qualities are present and thriving. There is historical pastiche, as Sen. Obama gives us a shmear of JFK, a sprinkle of LBJ, a smidgen of FDR and dollops of MLK, and as Sen. McCain offers up a little Reagan here, some Nixon there and a bit of Truman everywhere. There is a kind of speeding relativity, as the candidates change long-held positions in a second, and even assimilate each other’s positions. And there are fungible selves, as the two nominees respond almost hysterically to an illusion of majority opinions: a few right-wingers yell and McCain chooses a right-wing running mate to appease them (as if more than a relative handful of evangelicals were going to either vote for Obama or stay home and risk letting Obama win); a few Hillaryites scream and Obama decides not to choose a female running mate so as not to inflame them (as if more than a relative handful of disaffected Hillary supporters were either going to vote for McCain or stay home and risk letting McCain win).

[…..]

To put it another way, the jangling twists and turns, contrasts, incongruities and outright contradictions in the team of McCain and Palin make them the perfect duo for our mega-distracted culture. (The P.O.W. factor meets the WOW factor.) Obama and Biden are like the warp and the woof of a traditional stereo system — each one completes the other. Watching and listening to the Arizona senator and the Alaskan governor, side by side, or one after the other, is like listening to an iPod, instant messaging, watching TV and talking on your cellphone all at once.

Why look at things like polling data and fundraising numbers when you can wank about iPods and fungible selves?

I know it’s a cliche to make fun of Lee Siegel, but his career — in particular the fact that he still has one — says a lot about the state of our media.

Update. Apparently, Brendan Nyhan writes about conservative postmodernism fairly regularly (via MY).

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  1. 1.

    Rick Massimo

    March 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    The P.O.W. factor meets the WOW factor.

    He was SO obviously SO proud of that. Probably took him half a day.

  2. 2.

    DougJ

    March 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    @Rick Massimo:

    He should know it’s only worth doing that with titles, not with something buried in the 6th paragraph.

  3. 3.

    Alex

    March 12, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    I went to college with Frank Luntz, and encountered him in a history of science course. At the time, history of science was one of the cutting edges of academic postmodernism, and arguments about the social construction of scientific knowledge, the critical role of language and metaphor as shapers of perception and reality, etc. were Hot Hot Hot.

    Of course, the more sophisticated versions of these arguments were very serious and nuanced: they encouraged scholars to look very closely at what scientists really did in the lab, how standards evolved, how aesthetics influenced decision-making, etc.. There was a brief period of “this picture of the brain looks like Queen Victoria, this other picture of the brain looks like Kaiser Wilhelm, so English biologists believed the first and German biologists believed the second,” but by the early 80s (when Luntz and I were in college) it had pretty much passed. However, for undergraduates who were impressionable or cynical, this all collapsed into “there’s no such thing as truth, just power.”

    Michael Lewis was horrified to discover college students treating “Liar’s Poker” as career advice rather than caution; likewise, Frank Luntz’s career can be seen as the most successful exercise in the sociology of knowledge EVER. He’s done more than Thomas Kuhn, Feyerabend, Derrida, and Baudrillard put together to convince millions that there’s no such thing as objective truth, that science is just a sham, and that power is truth. I’ve always wondered what our teachers would have made of this.

  4. 4.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 12, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    I’m not sure “pomo-left” is the right expression here, since Fish isn’t on the left.

    His book about free speech was leftish, at least for the time–maybe more communitarian than left. But I think he’s on the continuum.

  5. 5.

    PeakVT

    March 12, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Obama and Biden are like the warp and the woof of a traditional stereo system

    He’s comparing Obama and Biden to… grille cloth?

    /facepalm

  6. 6.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 12, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    @PeakVT: I can’t tell if he thinks he’s being clever by making an unspoken woof-woofer pun, or if he just blew it.

  7. 7.

    AhabTRuler

    March 12, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    He’s comparing Obama and Biden to… grille cloth?

    Yeah, I hadz a little LOLWUT?! at that particular train wreck of a metaphor. I don’t think he said what he meant to said.

  8. 8.

    The Moar You Know

    March 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Use of the word “fungible” disqualifies you from being considered a sentient being.

  9. 9.

    Punchy

    March 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    And there are fungible selves

    Can I get this in english?

  10. 10.

    Rick Taylor

    March 12, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    What does the word “pomo” mean?

  11. 11.

    The Main Gauche of Mild Reason

    March 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    @Rick Taylor:

    Postmodern.

  12. 12.

    aimai

    March 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    FlipYRWhig: but by definition isn’t everyone, even hitler, “on the continuum? ” from left to right? I don’t really think of Fish as anything but a former middle aged terrible, largely apolitical insofar as politics would require caring about something larger than the self.

    aimai

  13. 13.

    booferama

    March 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Only one word matters with Lee Siegel: sprezzatura.

  14. 14.

    Citizen_X

    March 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    the warp and the woof of a traditional stereo system

    You know, I’d give Siegel a point about Obama and Biden complimenting each other, while McCain-Palin together was modern Republican cacophony. But he’s mangling metaphors, thinking about…woofers? He might have well have said, “Obama and Biden are like the warp and the woof of an exhaust system.” It’s plain lazy writing.

    And yeah, I’m in favor of corporal punishment for anyone who uses “fungible” in a non-economic sense.

  15. 15.

    Paul L.

    March 12, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Good thing Sully is taking the GOP to task over Massa/Foley 2.
    Andrew Sullivan doesn’t know Massa is a Democrat?

    With the Massa implosion, … I’m much more bullish on the Dems this fall than most. I could be wrong of the economy swoons again, and if the Dems cannot pass healthcare.

    Progressives/Democrats are showing how civil they are by downplaying the whole Massa scandal.

  16. 16.

    beltane

    March 12, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    @Rick Taylor: Oh, I thought it had something to do with apples. Pomme fruit, pomo, whatever.

  17. 17.

    QDC

    March 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Does that make Sarah Palin the Sokal Hoax of the post-realist right?

  18. 18.

    Tom Hilton

    March 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Ah, Lee Siegel–the Mary Rosch of post-modernism.

  19. 19.

    cleek

    March 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    i don’t think the entire right is shameless, as in not caring that they’re lying. though those at the top certainly are. instead, it looks to me like the right has decided that, because the underlying truth of its hallowed tenets (liberals are bad, liberals have the US and want to soshulize it, free markets are ideal, “conservatives” are for small government, etc) are secure that all they need to do is find more and more ways of symbolically expressing those truths.

    thus, they say provably untrue things like “death panels!” or “government takeover of medicine!” and merely shrug at people who point out the truth. they can do that because “death panel” is just a way of saying “liberals want the govt to take over health care”; it’s a superficial symbol of a deeper truth. and, to the faithful, you can no more disprove that deeper truth by pointing out that one of its symbols is bogus than you can disprove the existence of God by pointing out that the Bible is full of logical absurdities.

    so, they’re free to say whatever they want because they’re not trying to convince anyone of the truth of the symbols. they’re using the symbols as a way to communicate what the symbols are supposed to represent. i don’t see that as “shameless” because we’re not necessarily supposed to believe the symbols; we’re just supposed to see the symbols as examples of the underlying truth. they’re speaking to the country as if the country really is as conservative as they want it to be.

    which is to say: conservatism is a religion. and “death panels” and “Saddam had WMD” are koans.

    yes, we libs do some of this, too. everybody does. but i think the modern GOP has taken it to an extreme.

    or, i could be totally wrong. i should go eat lunch.

  20. 20.

    Snowwy

    March 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    You can take prisoners in World of Warcraft? Score!

    What?

  21. 21.

    KG

    March 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    ok, it’s been a while since I dealt with political philosophy, but if I am remembering right, “pomo-left” is really kind of redundant, just on a different spectrum. You have traditionalists (pre-modernists) on the right, modernists in the middle, and post-modernists on the left. I think that this left/right continuum formed because traditionalists tend to be social conservatives and post-modernists (especially in the early days) tended to be social liberals, if not nihilists (again, in the early days).

    That said, I think a portion of the right today, particularly what Sullivan calls the shameless-right is inherently (either consciously or unconsciously) post-modern in its own way. In that regard, perhaps what Sullivan meant is that there is a distinction without a difference between the two sides.

  22. 22.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    but his career—in particular the fact that he still has one—says a lot about the state of our media.

    Is there anything left to say about the state of our media other than: just shoot them all and let God sort them out ?
    ‘Cause I’ve had my fill.

  23. 23.

    dmsilev

    March 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    @QDC: No, because Sokal knew that he was joking. I don’t think Palin has figured that out yet.

    -dms

  24. 24.

    neill

    March 12, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Let’s ask if Lee Siegel is living in Stanley Fish’s basement. But of course there are a multitude of Lee Siegels and Stanley Fishes, and so many that I guess it is okay to go ahead and assume a “fungible” Siegel does reside in a “fungible” Fish’s asshole.

  25. 25.

    David in NY

    March 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Say what you will about Andrew Sullivan (and I’ve said or thought some stuff the Times would not print), this is the single best summary of the reign of Bush II that I have read:

    My three cents: no president in the twentieth century did as much damage to this country as Bush: in terms of unfathomable debt, unwinnable wars, political cynicism, the dangerous fusion of politics and religion, the integration of torture into the DNA of America, the squandering of American soft and hard power, the lost years on non-carbon energy, the trashing of constitutional balance, and the immiseration of most ordinary Americans, he was a disaster.

  26. 26.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 12, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    @aimai: I meant to say that Fish was somewhere on the left end of the continuum. But I’m drawing that assessment from the enveloping haze of my memory of his book There’s No Such Thing As Free Speech, And It’s A Good Thing, Too, which IIRC defended campus speech codes on the principle that to protect values like tolerance there had always been rules and definitions rather than laissez-faire rule-less-ness.

  27. 27.

    Sentient Puddle

    March 12, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    @Rick Massimo: The sad thing is, for all the strain and effort he put into working that line into prose, it still says basically nothing.

  28. 28.

    MikeTheZ

    March 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    says a lot about the state of our media.

    Its our media like George W. Bush was my president and Eric Cantor is my representative.

  29. 29.

    AhabTRuler

    March 12, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    @David in NY: Yes, but the real problem is that I could have told Sullivan that before Bush was, and I use the term loosely, elected.

  30. 30.

    David in NY

    March 12, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    @AhabTRuler: You know, I thought Bush II would be not good, but if Sullivan had written a prediction like that sentence, even after Bush v. Gore, I would have thought he was abusing hyperbole. I mean, bad at every turn, even when the badness requires rejection of your alleged principles (e.g., fiscal discipline), is really hard to imagine in advance.

    To think his administration would outdo Nixon for abuse of the constitution, corruption, and dishonesty, to think he would outdo Reagan for fiscal irresponsibility — all at once! Amazing.

  31. 31.

    Quiddity

    March 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    You dismiss Lee Siegal at your peril.

  32. 32.

    Zifnab

    March 12, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    a few Hillaryites scream and Obama decides not to choose a female running mate so as not to inflame them

    Wait, Obama picked Biden because of the PUMAs? That’s the saddest stab at false equivalence I’ve seen to date. Am I to understand that he choose an old white man from Delware to appease his female base of supporters? How on god’s green earth does that make any sense at all? Perhaps Seigel can explain whether Obama picked Hillary for Secretary of State to satisfy the ACLU or the NAACP.

  33. 33.

    Mark S.

    March 12, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    I think I’ve read three columns by Stanley Fish, and they have been the three dumbest things I’ve ever read (here is one of them). I realize he was a hot new literary critic 70 or 80 years ago, but what editor would read this drivel now and decide to publish it?

  34. 34.

    slag

    March 12, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    @Zifnab:

    Am I to understand that he choose an old white man from Delware to appease his female base of supporters?

    That was one PUMA argument back in the day. Hillary or no woman! For feminism! Funny then as it is now because no one with any sense bought into it. And you’d have to be an idiot to believe Obama bought into.

  35. 35.

    David

    March 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Obama and Biden are like the warp and the weft of a traditional weaving perhaps.

  36. 36.

    maus

    March 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    I’m not sure “pomo-left” is the right expression here, since Fish isn’t on the left. But there are deep similarities between a certain kind of post-modern wankery and today’s post-realist rightgeist

    And that’s the aggravating thing, the right has been RECREATING REALITY, using total thought-reform, media control, and domination over the school curriculum to do so. I mean, it’s always happened to some extent. But the “synergy” of control has been much more powerful now that the public has lost any pretense of objectivity and now that the general cable/print media have turned into lapdogs.

    The study of “pomo” might be in “left”-leaning departments of universities, but the modern-day political applications have absolutely been conservative in nature.

  37. 37.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    @David: Maybe “Obama and Biden are like the meow and the woof of a traditional pair of pets.”

  38. 38.

    mr. whipple

    March 12, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    Which is why the pomo-left and the shameless-right were made for each other.

    WTF is the ‘pomo-left’?

  39. 39.

    Svensker

    March 12, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    @mr. whipple:

    WTF is the ‘pomo-left’?

    Post-Modern Left, altho I’m not sure what that is either when it’s at home. I was thinking it had to do with the “faggy-left” because of the Brit/pomme thing, but ‘parently not.

  40. 40.

    Curtis

    March 12, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Misread that as porno-left. Gives DFHs a new meaning.

  41. 41.

    cleek

    March 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    @mr. whipple:

    WTF is the ‘pomo-left’?

    usually it’s a way of accusing the left of having abandoned the notion of ultimate truth or morality. good/evil, truth/lies: everything, to a po-mo lefty, is subjective. ex. if a terrorist is fighting what he thinks is evil, he can’t be evil himself. we have two opposing definitions of evil! “evil” must be subjective.

    this kind of thinking is endlessly amusing to people who believe in absolute evil – which coincidentally, America is incapable of doing.

  42. 42.

    Redshirt

    March 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    After reading this thread I feel as if I have had postmodernism forced upon me. I feel abstracted.

  43. 43.

    slag

    March 12, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    @Redshirt:

    After reading this thread I feel as if I have had postmodernism forced upon me. I feel abstracted.

    Heh.

  44. 44.

    cervantes

    March 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    A good occasion to check out the Postmodernism Generator:

    Sartre uses the term ‘cultural libertarianism’ to denote a self-sufficient whole. Thus, if pretextual dedeconstructivism holds, we have to choose between subdialectic objectivism and semioticist libertarianism.

    If one examines Batailleist `powerful communication’, one is faced with a choice: either accept cultural libertarianism or conclude that sexuality may be used to disempower the Other. Porter[1] suggests that the works of Madonna are modernistic. But several discourses concerning the role of the poet as participant may be found.

    In the works of Eco, a predominant concept is the distinction between destruction and creation. The subject is interpolated into a subcultural narrative that includes consciousness as a totality. Thus, Foucault suggests the use of subdialectic objectivism to read society.

  45. 45.

    jeffreyw

    March 12, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    Talk talk talk. Meh. Let’s have lunch.

  46. 46.

    licensed to kill time

    March 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    @Redshirt:

    Some people achieve postmodernism
    Others have it thrust upon them
    And then there are those who are born postmodern

    (anybody remember Holly and the Italians?)

  47. 47.

    Sarcastro

    March 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    What’s funny about the Siegel piece is that what he’s describing is not post-modernism, but his description – the piece itself – most certainly is. The dumb motherfucker doesn’t even realize that he’s fully internalized post-modern critical theory.

  48. 48.

    Comrade Kevin

    March 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Moe: It’s po-mo! [blank stares from all]
    Post-modern! [more staring]
    Yeah, all right — weird for the sake of weird.
    Guys: Oooh!

  49. 49.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 12, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    @Comrade Kevin:

    Yeah, all right—weird for the sake of weird.
    Guys:Oooh!

    It’s like Freud predicted. We all have DaDa and MoMA issues.

  50. 50.

    Busta

    March 12, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    No bigger fraud in the American intellectual scene than Stanley Fish.

    Equally big, maybe – but none bigger.

  51. 51.

    Michael

    March 12, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    OT, but here’s another dumbshit diary by Ministry of Truth, designed to appeal to the barrel bodied battle bots of the 55-70 demographic. As usual, it is overloaded with the sort of ridiculous Helen Reddy “I am Woman Hear Me Roar” nonsense that was nothing but FAIL in the 70s, 80s and 90s,

    http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/3/12/845485/-Women-ROAR-BACK-against-Stupak-Pitts!-EPIC-WIN!-

    And yes, once more you get that mewly, weak-assed “woman’s right to choose” verbiage which so long ago wrote off men from having any stake in the profoundly libertarian opinion that was Roe. Blackmun wrote the country a marvelous gift, and progressive activists and feminists just threw it the hell away by making it just about women.

    Dumb asses. Somebody find me a progressive from the 70s so I can go and kick them in the teeth.

  52. 52.

    Redshirt

    March 12, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: Now that’s witty. Bravo!

  53. 53.

    DougJ

    March 12, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    @Sarcastro:

    What’s funny about the Siegel piece is that what he’s describing is not post-modernism, but his description – the piece itself – most certainly is. The dumb motherfucker doesn’t even realize that he’s fully internalized post-modern critical theory.

    Yes, I agree.

  54. 54.

    Michael

    March 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    cleek

    this kind of thinking is endlessly amusing to people who believe in absolute evil – which coincidentally, America is incapable of doing.

    American exceptionalism to the conservative is because we are us, and not related to our shared institutions. Thus you find that exceptionalism to the Southern or Midwest conservative frequently rooted in ethnic and religious exclusion of “the other”.

  55. 55.

    demimondian

    March 12, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    @Michael: OK, then here are my teeth. I’m not a progressive — I’m a liberal — but I was there then.

    _Roe_ is, was, and always has been about principally about women and their rights. Go read the fracking decision, if you doubt that.

  56. 56.

    Ed Drone

    March 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    @Comrade Kevin:

    Moe: It’s po-mo! [blank stares from all]
    Post-modern! [more staring]
    Yeah, all right— Fookin’ po-mo.
    Guys: Ach, aye!

    Fixed for Glaswegians.

    Ed

  57. 57.

    Gus

    March 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: Ha!

  58. 58.

    Ed Drone

    March 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    @cervantes:

    I couldn’t have said it better!

    Ed

  59. 59.

    Svensker

    March 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    @Ed Drone:

    LOL

  60. 60.

    geg6

    March 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    @David in NY:

    You know, I thought Bush II would be not good, but if Sullivan had written a prediction like that sentence, even after Bush v. Gore, I would have thought he was abusing hyperbole. I mean, bad at every turn, even when the badness requires rejection of your alleged principles (e.g., fiscal discipline), is really hard to imagine in advance.

    Hmmm. Really? Because I was saying exactly this sort of thing in September, October, November, and December of 1999. Maybe not in so many words nor so specifically (because who knew that they’d go so far as the torture thing), but with the exception of one point there, I argued these very things with all my friends. Who pointed and laughed and referred me to a therapist for my obviously clinical paranoia. I remember telling one friend that, just wait, he’s gonna find a way to take revenge for his dad in Iraq and he screamed with laughter at such silliness.

  61. 61.

    geg6

    March 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    @Redshirt:

    WIN

  62. 62.

    Michael

    March 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    @demimondian

    Roe is, was, and always has been about principally about women and their rights.

    Suck it.

    The Constitution does not explicitly mention any right of privacy. In a line of decisions, however, going back perhaps as far as Union Pacific R. Co. v. Botsford, 141 U.S. 250, 251 (1891), the Court has recognized that a right of personal privacy, or a guarantee of certain areas or zones of privacy, does exist under the Constitution. In varying contexts, the Court or individual Justices have, indeed, found at least the roots of that right in the First Amendment, Stanley v. Georgia, 394 U.S. 557, 564 (1969); in the Fourth and Fifth Amendments, Terry v. Ohio, 392 U.S. 1, 8-9 (1968), Katz v. United States, 389 U.S. 347, 350 (1967), Boyd v. United States, 116 U.S. 616 (1886), see Olmstead v. United States, 277 U.S. 438, 478 (1928) (Brandeis, J., dissenting); in the penumbras of the Bill of Rights, Griswold v. Connecticut, 381 U.S., at 484-485; in the Ninth Amendment, id., at 486 (Goldberg, J., concurring); or in the concept of liberty guaranteed by the first section of the Fourteenth Amendment, see Meyer v. Nebraska, 262 U.S. 390, 399 (1923). These decisions make it clear that only personal rights that can be deemed “fundamental” or “implicit in the concept of ordered liberty,” Palko v. Connecticut, 302 U.S. 319, 325 (1937), are included in this guarantee of personal privacy. They also make it clear that the right has some extension to activities relating to marriage, Loving v. Virginia, 388 U.S. 1, 12 (1967); procreation, Skinner v. Oklahoma, 316 U.S. 535, 541-542 (1942); contraception, Eisenstadt v. Baird, 405 U.S., at 453-454; id., at 460, 463-465 (WHITE, J., concurring in result); family relationships, Prince v. Massachusetts, 321 U.S. 158, 166 (1944); and child rearing and education, Pierce v. Society of Sisters, 268 U.S. 510, 535 (1925), Meyer v. Nebraska, supra.
    …
    This right of privacy, whether it be founded in the Fourteenth Amendment’s concept of personal liberty and restrictions upon state action, as we feel it is, or, as the District Court determined, in the Ninth Amendment’s reservation of rights to the people, is broad enough to encompass a woman’s decision whether or not to terminate her pregnancy.

    It was actually about the right to be left alone, and was far broader than the idiot feminists of the 70s thought. Instead, they put it into a box and let it be carved at because they simply wrote the interests of men out of the doctrine of privacy that Blackmun was trying to expand.

    Had feminists not decided to make it all about themselves (a difficult concept for them, to be sure – see any published work by that fucking retard Catherine MacKinnon for an example), the US population could have made far greater strides toward gay rights and marriage equality far earlier, and maybe even addressed the war on drugs before it got out of hand. Instead, feminist activists have so screwed the pooch that Roe itself is likely to go while conservative states debate criminalizing miscarriages.

    Way to go, progressives! All win, as usual.

  63. 63.

    JGabriel

    March 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    You know, I’m pretty sure that post-modernism wasn’t originally intended to be synonymous with self-deluding hypocrisy, though I guess it’s understandable why the GOP would prefer the more philosophical term for their self-justifying paranoia.

    .

  64. 64.

    geg6

    March 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    @Michael:

    Hmmm. Well, Michael, until you get a uterus, Roe v. Wade will always be about nothing other than a woman’s right to choose.

    And as one of those 70s era liberal women who fought for that right, please go fuck yourself.

  65. 65.

    geg6

    March 12, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    @Michael:

    You really are an idiot. Blackmun himself worked hard to make the ruling as narrow as possible, which is why the vast majority of the opinion is taken with spelling out the specific circumstances to which the ruling applies. You know nothing about that case, obviously, nor the law. And to take a tiny part of the majority opinion and somehow assert that women/feminists (let alone Catherine McKinnon) had anything to do with this ruling not being some sort of sweeping libertarian manifesto just proves, once more, that libertarians are literally the stupidest dupes on earth.

  66. 66.

    Mnemosyne

    March 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    @Michael:

    It was actually about the right to be left alone, and was far broader than the idiot feminists of the 70s thought. Instead, they put it into a box and let it be carved at because they simply wrote the interests of men out of the doctrine of privacy that Blackmun was trying to expand.

    Because men in the 1970s were desperately eager to extend equal rights to women, which is why the Equal Rights Amendment passed by such a huge margin.
    /eyeroll

    Though I have to admit, it’s very pomo of you to completely rewrite history so you can manufacture a grievance about how chicks selfishly made Roe v Wade all about them.

  67. 67.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Horray for Balloon Juice! Is there any other place like it?

    Come for the snark and wit, stay for the knock-down, drag-out internecine brawls. It is like the neighborhood bar where everybody knows your name, and you’re more likely than not to get hit in the back of the head with a barstool and stagger out into the street several hours later missing several teeth and a spare organ (or two).

    And then come back the next day for more of that.

  68. 68.

    JackieBinAZ

    March 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    @cleek: No, these are exactly the kinds of connections I’ve been making in my comparative religions class. Also telling is how much these people love archetypes – look at the adoration they have for the cowboy, the daddy figure, the military hero, the Masters of the Universe and how they frame their enemies as the next Hitler or Stalin or Jimmy Carter. Everything they believe comes out of some bastardized American mythology of theocratic roots, taming of the west by people like them with hatchets and guns, our military incapable of defeat, a work ethic that scoffs at the notion of “paid vacation” and always, everything being all right when Daddy gets home. If religion is an effort to see the promises of your mythology fulfilled and affirmed, then their frame is entirely religious.

  69. 69.

    R-Jud

    March 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ:

    And then come back the next day for more of that.

    And pet pics and recipes. And Cole drunk-posting lots of 80s videos. But yeah, what you said.

  70. 70.

    Mark S.

    March 12, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Shorter Michael:

    If it weren’t for those dumb feminists, Roberts, Scalito, and Thomas would have decided there’s a constitutional right for gays to marry.

  71. 71.

    Svensker

    March 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Though I have to admit, it’s very pomo of you to completely rewrite history so you can manufacture a grievance about how chicks selfishly made Roe v Wade all about them.

    Yeah, huh? What was that all about, Michael? Do you have issues with women? Excuse us for thinking the loosening of laws against abortion was about those of us who, like, you know, GOT abortions. Silly us.

  72. 72.

    Brick Oven Bill

    March 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    There is no post-reality. The Greeks, Plato in particular, teach us that reality is a four step plan and it never ends:

    First, there is certainty.

    Second, mathematics give us the power of perception.

    Third, as mathematics are thought, they are eternal, and in another realm of existence.

    And fourth, as mathematics are thought, they can be known by everybody.

    Let us take, for instance, Barack Obama.

    Barry tells America that he will only raise the top tax bracket, and then by three point six percent. Enter the Greeks:

    The top tax bracket paid $600 billion in the good times.

    $600 billion times 0.036 equals $21.6 billion.

    Now compare $21.6 billion with the budget deficit of $1.5 trillion.

    $21.6 billion divided by $1.5 trillion equals 1.4% (one point four percent).

    Thus we learn that the Democratic Party is the Party of the Religious Zealots, as religion is belief in the absence of perception. In contrast, Teabaggers are founded in mathematics. Rock. Solid.

    Join us Rachel.

  73. 73.

    eemom

    March 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    libertarians are literally the stupidest dupes on earth.

    that has a nice ring to it.

    The proposition that Roe v Wade was a “profoundly libertarian opinion” is literally one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard said about a court opinion. Also too.

  74. 74.

    geg6

    March 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    @eemom:

    Yeah, seriously. Wish kay was in this thread to see this. She could probably use a laugh. Because that sort of “legal analysis” is certainly laughable.

  75. 75.

    va

    March 12, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Stanley Fish isn’t a product of postmodernism (he’s too old), or the left (he drove a Mercedes in grad school). Academics agree to use the word postmodernism with the understanding that it has different definitions in different disciplines, but that everyone will nod soberly along as if they know what’s going on.

    The laity uses postmodern, I guess, to mean “it’s all a dream” etc., but that’s not unique to this or any zeitgeist.

    Anyway, Andrew Sullivan is hardly one to claim the mantle of the less deceived. I suspect he and Fish would get along pretty well.

  76. 76.

    Ked

    March 12, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Not bad, BOB, I give that about an 8.5

    You know, when I saw that post by Sully this morning my first random thought was that MoDo needs to do more pomo.

    …but what’s really news here is Sullivan acknowledging the Wingularity.

  77. 77.

    Joel

    March 12, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    “Pomo lefty” is the incorrect term. The term you’re looking for is dushbag.

  78. 78.

    Brick Oven Bill

    March 12, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Does FOX News read Balloon Juice?

    So there I was, having traveled to the town TV to watch the Glenn Beck Show yesterday, and Cavuto was closing out his show. And then I saw it. Cavuto predicted a ‘Jack Nicholson Moment’ for this Administration. This was complete with images from The Shining, including the one with the axe and the bathroom door.

    Balloon Juice, of course, has been tracking Nicholas Cage Moments (NCMs), and has been awaiting the Jack Nicholson Moment (JNM) for over a year now (this will most likely come when they start taking pictures of him smoking). Also consider that Beck is getting into the Liberal Arts and equating government expenses to Nimitz-class nuclear powered aircraft carriers.

    Balloon Juice, cutting edge, ahead of its time. Accept no substitutes.

    Rachel, this can all be yours.

  79. 79.

    Sentient Puddle

    March 12, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    @Brick Oven Bill: Funny thing is, Rachel did actually cite Balloon Juice directly one day.

  80. 80.

    freelancer

    March 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    @Brick Oven Bill:

    Maynard G Krebs? Is that you? Far out.

  81. 81.

    cleek

    March 12, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    In contrast, Teabaggers are founded in mathematics.

    huh. and all this time i thought they were founded in anti-Obama hysteria.

  82. 82.

    Mike in NC

    March 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    I went to college with Frank Luntz, and encountered him in a history of science course.

    Ah, Frank “Death Panels” Luntz, one of the GOP’s leading hacks and spinmeisters. He’s getting a lot of assistance in the MSM lately pushing the notion that “everybody hates Obama” as we move closer to the 2010 elections. Republicans are “organized and energized” and will vote in huge numbers, while Democrats are “demoralized and disillusioned” and will stay home. Rinse and repeat.

  83. 83.

    Allan

    March 12, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Watching and listening to the Arizona senator and the Alaskan governor, side by side, or one after the other, is like listening to an iPod, instant messaging, watching TV and talking on your cellphone all reading tweets from a twit while listening to wax cylinders of Al Jolson on the gramophone at once.

    Obligatory “fixed.”

  84. 84.

    kay

    March 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    @cleek:

    They weren’t founded in spelling, that’s for sure.

  85. 85.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 12, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    @cleek:

    The famous Tang dynasty tea poem Seven bowls of tea, by Lú Tóng, translates into English something like this:


    The first bowl of tea moistens my throat,
    The second breaks my loneliness, and
    The third bowl racks my brains, bringing to light the texts of 5,000 volumes.
    The fourth induces perspiration whereby all ills evaporate through my pores.
    The fifth makes my muscles and bones feel light, and
    The sixth links me to celestials.
    Be careful when drinking the seventh bowl,
    as it makes you feel as if a cool breeze were coming from your armpits.

    BOB would have been well advised to stop after the 11th bowl.

  86. 86.

    El Cid

    March 12, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    @cleek:

    Teabaggers are founded in mathematics

    And occupy an imaginary set of irrational numbers.

  87. 87.

    licensed to kill time

    March 12, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ:

    BOB would have been well advised to stop after the 11th bowl.

    Though he might be improved by 11 bowls of another kind of tea.
    (or at least have some kind of excuse for his inanities…)

  88. 88.

    Slaney Black

    March 12, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    I knew some pomo-left people in grad school. Couple Lacanian Marxists, a Deleuze-Guattari freak and a bombshell 70’s French feminism scholar. They all f***ing hated Stanley Fish’s guts.

  89. 89.

    Tax Analyst

    March 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    @cleek:

    or, i could be totally wrong. i should go eat lunch.

    This.

  90. 90.

    freelancer

    March 12, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    OT- Wow, but wow.

    The Majority Leader of the Utah House took a nude hot-tub with a 15-year old employee, then paid her $150,000 and had her pledge to keep quiet, he admitted yesterday.
    …
    Maher detailed the incident in an interview with the paper. She said that in 1985, age 15, she was employed by Garn, then 30, at his business, Pegasus Records and KSG Enterprises. Garn, she said, “struck up a relationship” with her, as the paper puts it. One night, he took her to a location in Salt Lake City — it’s unclear where — where they both got in the hot-tub nude.
    …
    Garn yesterday told reporters about the incident. “I can unequivocally tell you there was no physical contact, there was no touching, there was no intercourse, there was none of those things. It simply did not occur. I’m not trying to downplay what did occur but I want to make it very plain.”
    …
    Maher now says Garn is lying about their being no contact during the hot-tub incident, although she won’t offer specifics, other than to say: “Let’s just say this. He really loves to massage.” She also says that Garn was her 4th-grade Sunday school teacher.

  91. 91.

    licensed to kill time

    March 12, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    @freelancer:

    Maher now says Garn is lying about their being no contact during the hot-tub incident, although she won’t offer specifics, other than to say: “Let’s just say this. He really loves to massage.”

    Uh oh. Garn Massage Alert.

  92. 92.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 12, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    @licensed to kill time:

    With all this massage action going on, one of these days somebody is going to get hurt.

  93. 93.

    cleek

    March 12, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    @Tax Analyst:
    :)
    heh.

  94. 94.

    kay

    March 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    @geg6:

    I’m stuck on “barrel bodied” and the weird specificity of “55 to 70” year old feminists.

    Why do they always use “barrel bodied”? I never see it in any other context. Is it a CATO word?

    What was the rest about? I lost him somewhere in there.

  95. 95.

    licensed to kill time

    March 12, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: Heh. Without even going there, Pulp Fiction, no?

  96. 96.

    geg6

    March 12, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    @kay:

    I’m still wrapping my head around the idea that he thinks Roe v. Wade (and by extension, Harry Blackmun) was some sort of libertarian’s dream that would bring about the world of gay marriage and legal marijuana back in 1973 if it wasn’t for all those bitchy women and their damn uterii who fucked the whole thing up.

  97. 97.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    @licensed to kill time:
    Two words: foot massage

  98. 98.

    Batocchio

    March 12, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    I wouldn’t tar all of postmodernism with Stanley Fish, who has had some decent ideas in his life but is mostly a dolt who makes poor arguments.

    There’s also several key differences between the right-wingers and postmodernists. The right-wingers don’t care what the truth is, but they’re certain they know it. A postmodernist is more likely to say the truth is uncertain (but here’s some different ways we can look at it, and hey, this perspective takes these assumptions for granted, etc.). The main issue is whether someone’s thoughtful or not. Keep in mind, too, that postmodernism mainly relates to the arts and humanities, and not empirical studies and hard science. The media’s eagerness to avoid fact-checking, critical thinking and qualitative judgment isn’t really “postmodern” – it’s lazy and gutless.

  99. 99.

    Svensker

    March 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    @kay:

    I’m stuck on “barrel bodied” and the weird specificity of “55 to 70” year old feminists.

    I really think Michael has issues with women. Post-menopausal women are apparently really repulsive to him and have caused all the problems for teh gay, both when we were younger, politically active and very selfish. And now, when we are just repulsive and, presumably, still selfish.

  100. 100.

    Josh

    March 12, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Isn’t Fish, like, the last guy living who can be styled a postmodern thinker (as opposed to, say, people who get labelled “postmodern artist,” which is a little different)? Rorty and Lyotard and Baudrillard are all gone.

  101. 101.

    maus

    March 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    @cleek:

    this kind of thinking is endlessly amusing to people who believe in absolute evil – which coincidentally, America is incapable of doing.

    The people who call the left PoMo are the people who exploit a false polarity, they do not *actually* believe in absolute evil.

  102. 102.

    maus

    March 12, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    @freelancer: And he got a standing ovation for “coming foward” about the likely molestation.

  103. 103.

    JenJen

    March 12, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    “Rightgeist.”

    Nice, DougJ!

  104. 104.

    maus

    March 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    @Michael: Obviously it’s those pesky feminists’ fault that the Religious Right will make it a campaign point to ONLY remove legislation that protects abortion rights if someone explicitly calls attention to that fact. Get a fucking clue and stop blaming feminism for the horrible nature of conservatives. They’re not interested in privacy, which is obvious by everything they do. Stop blaming the aggressor in every case.

  105. 105.

    maus

    March 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Stop blaming the aggressor in every case.

    Er, stop making excuses for the aggressor.

  106. 106.

    DougJ

    March 12, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    @Alex:

    Interesting comment. History of science is very interesting stuff, approached from the right point of view.

  107. 107.

    tejas_trilobite

    March 12, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    @Slaney Black:

    Yes! Ha.
    And, personally, I miss Derrida.

  108. 108.

    tejas_trilobite

    March 12, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    @DougJ:

    Interesting to watch this — the slow death of (this recently passed period of) Theory. It’s probably only the “old guard” now (certainly no one under 30) that has a first-hand experience of “pomo-left”. [Though I’ve been out the area for a while, so correct me if I’m wrong.]

  109. 109.

    Fergal

    March 15, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Warp and Woof (or, more usually, weft) is a reference to woven cloth. Siegel is confusing it with woofer and tweeter speakers, thus advertising his ignorance of both. I have a rule which keeps me from looking like an idiot more than is necessary: never use a word or phrase unless you actually know, for certain, what it means. Siegel obviously doesn’t share this rule.

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