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You are here: Home / Open Threads / …And If We Stop Student Loan Reform, It Will Be Exactly Like When Martin Luther King Beat Up Robo-Hitler

…And If We Stop Student Loan Reform, It Will Be Exactly Like When Martin Luther King Beat Up Robo-Hitler

by Tim F|  March 17, 20108:40 am| 23 Comments

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Steve King delivers some quality Hoekstroika.

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  1. 1.

    Zifnab

    March 17, 2010 at 9:03 am

    Steve King was the wanker whining about having to come in a full 5 days a week to work, because then he wouldn’t be able to spend quality time with his family.

    He’s a consistent fountain of petty complaints and stupid comments.

  2. 2.

    SGEW

    March 17, 2010 at 9:05 am

    Jeez ,Tim. Everyone knows that MLK Jr. beat up Zombie Jefferson Davis. George Washington beat up Robo-Hitler and Mega-Tojo.

    History iz important stuff, you know.

  3. 3.

    Mike Kay

    March 17, 2010 at 9:07 am

    RIGHT NOW – at this moment, Dennis Kucinich’s presser is being carried LIVE on all three news channels

  4. 4.

    atlliberal

    March 17, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Could someone please ask him, specifically which freedom this bill takes away? I don’t understand why professional journalists don’t ever challenge them on their over the top rhetoric.

  5. 5.

    4tehlulz

    March 17, 2010 at 9:11 am

    @Mike Kay: This may be the most attention he’ll ever receive.

    Well played Dennis, well played.

  6. 6.

    Mike Kay

    March 17, 2010 at 9:12 am

    TIMBER!!

    Kucinich falls.

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  7. 7.

    El Cid

    March 17, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Kucinich declares his criticisms and doubts, not the bill he wanted to support, however, after careful discussions with Obama, Pelosi, wife & friends, he’s voting yes.

  8. 8.

    Mike Kay

    March 17, 2010 at 9:13 am

    @atlliberal: Which freedoms? Graft and Corruption.

  9. 9.

    Mike Kay

    March 17, 2010 at 9:14 am

    WOW!

    Dennis is now coming out with a strong defense of Obama and the bill, and slapping down the culture of republican fear

  10. 10.

    jibeaux

    March 17, 2010 at 9:15 am

    Liberty.
    Freedom…..from health care.
    At some point, we just HAVE to stop demanding that we get screwed.

  11. 11.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    March 17, 2010 at 9:17 am

    Ruh-oh, the Firebagger embolism is about to burst. And with John Boehner declaring that HCR will pass over his dead body I’d say this day is starting to shape up pretty darn nicely. But, I can’t get my hopes up yet. We are talking about Democrats here.

  12. 12.

    Napoleon

    March 17, 2010 at 9:17 am

    @Zifnab:

    That was not King that was Kingston (sp?) from GA.

  13. 13.

    El Cid

    March 17, 2010 at 9:22 am

    @The Grand Panjandrum:

    with John Boehner declaring that HCR will pass over his dead body

    I think that Boehner has been undead for quite a while, and the orange paint is just the cheapest fleshtone paint they can afford on an hourly basis.

  14. 14.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    March 17, 2010 at 9:26 am

    @El Cid: With all that big tobacco money he was handing out you’d think they could afford a little higher quality paint job, eh? But you know, he does kind of have that faded tobacco stain look ..

  15. 15.

    Bootlegger

    March 17, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Nobody’s jamming DC. Most of the nation’s couch potatoes and weekend warriors are going cuckoo for some college hoops.
    You too can play along and help distract the tea baggers, join the Balloon Juice NCAA tourney pool. You’ll need the group ID# in the group label below.

    BALLOON JUICE GROUP ID# 61659
    “Consistently Wrong Since 2002”

    Don’t forget the “seed bonuses” when you make your picks.

  16. 16.

    Llelldorin

    March 17, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Having criticized Kucinich harshly in the past as a useless wanker who’d be happy to let the country burn as long as he got to hold on to his shiny little toy unicorn of purity:

    I have to admit that I was wrong, and I apologize.

  17. 17.

    Citizen_X

    March 17, 2010 at 9:45 am

    George Washington beat up Robo-Hitler and Mega-Tojo

    Plus, he killed his Sensei in a duel and he never said why.

  18. 18.

    Redshift

    March 17, 2010 at 9:52 am

    I only wish the article Sully excerpted had been honest enough to say “Congressman Steve King (R-IA), to a tiny crowd of tea-partiers.”

  19. 19.

    Felonious Wench

    March 17, 2010 at 10:02 am

    @Llelldorin:

    I have to admit that I was wrong, and I apologize.

    Me too. Dennis, I salute you, sir.

    @The Grand Panjandrum: Win/win all around. Can he take Cantor too?

  20. 20.

    Gregory

    March 17, 2010 at 10:31 am

    @SGEW:

    Jeez ,Tim. Everyone knows that MLK Jr. beat up Zombie Jefferson Davis. George Washington beat up Robo-Hitler and Mega-Tojo.

    And Ronald Reagan beat up Megalon and Gigan, of course.

  21. 21.

    S. cerevisiae

    March 17, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    When I think of Steve King I think of horror.

  22. 22.

    Mister Colorful Analogy

    March 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    @Felonious Wench:

    OT: I rather like your nym. Any interesting stories behind it?

  23. 23.

    debbie

    March 17, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    A commenter over at Obsidian Wings said King’s remarks pretty much constituted sedition. It would be great if someone brought this up in Congress. (Hello, Alan Grayson?)

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