Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

We can show the world that autocracy can be defeated.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Republicans in disarray!

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

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The smell of Noonan in the morning

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It sure doesn’t smell like victory. (When I tried to embed the video, the site got screwed up so just go over to Wonkette and watch it there.)

Weiner does a good job of handling all the bullshit (some of which comes from St. Howard), til the idiotic hosts jump in on Nooners’ side.

At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins.

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  2. 2.

    John Cole

    At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins

    Priceless.

  4. 4.

    JCT

    I’m with John, Doug that is a truly wicked comment. The imagery!

    And boy, I love the way Weiner looks at them like they are all complete idgits.

    And for those of you who don’t usually read Wonkette, the comments for the Weiner-Noonan slapdown are inspired, the dislike of that horrid bat runs deep over there. Some of the best threads over there have featured old Peggers. They should have found a way to bury her with her hero Ronnie.

    JT

  5. 5.

    Sentient Puddle

    @JCT:

    And boy, I love the way Weiner looks at them like they are all complete idgits.

    No kiddin’. Like, “Do you morons even know how legislation even works? Scarborough, I’m especially looking at you, kid.”

  6. 6.

    JGabriel

    DougJ:

    Weiner does a good job of handling all the bullshit … til the idiotic hosts jump in on Nooners’ side.

    Actually, it was only Joey Scar that jumped in on Nooner’s side. At the very end you can hear Mika saying of Weiner, “He’s making sense.”

    .

  7. 7.

    Parole Officer Burke

    At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins.

    That is officially fucked up.

  8. 8.

    Arclite

    At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins.

    Thanks, Doug. The FBI has files on all of us now. Hear that sucking sound? That’s the sound of Carnivore vacuuming up every letter we type…

  9. 9.

    Cat Lady

    Does anyone skewer Peggington Noonington better than Wonkette? No, no they don’t. Don’t even try.

    +4

  10. 10.

    catatonia

    After Joe Scarborough dies, he should get 72 Noonans. Of course, that sick bastard might like that, especially if one or two are interns.

  11. 11.

    Anya

    At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins.

    DougJ, I am already related to people named Mohamed and such, I do not need to be associated with this kind of talk. On second thought, that was truly brilliant.

  12. 12.

    ChrisB

    How anyone can watch Peggy Noonan on Morning Joe is beyond me. You are infinitely tougher than I.

    And let’s not give Dumber Than A Doorknob Mika a pass either. She’s the one at the end of the clip saying she can’t find any insurance company ads opposing the health care bill.

  13. 13.

    JCT

    @ChrisB:

    I think the trick is to guess how much Peggy has imbibed that morning, double the amount for yourself and then watch.

    And 2-handed facepalm for that nitwit Mika.

  14. 14.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @JGabriel:

    Actually, it was only Joey Scar that jumped in on Nooner’s side. At the very end you can hear Mika saying of Weiner, “He’s making sense.”

    Concerned Mika is concerned.

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    kyle

    if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins.

    Coulteresque.

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    bob h

    Also, David Brooks is very visibly upset (Newshour Friday). He cannot conceal is disappointment at the coming victory for Obama and Democrats.

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    serge

    Thanks for the Wonkette link as I would hate to have had to watch that damned show to get to this point. Apart from a secretive desire to view the sweater pups, on tuning in I am usually greeted and turned off by Pat Buchanan with his karate chop gesticulations and spittle flying about. (Who has to clean the set?)

    Now, if they promised an on-air disembowelment of Miss Peggy, I’d TIVO it and also watch live. Anthony Weiner does the next best thing.

  20. 20.

    JCT

    @bob h:

    Freaking Bobo, I enjoy pointing out to my U of Chicago undergraduate that the mere existence of this nattering nincompoop devalues her eventual college degree.

    Ticks her off to high heaven.

  21. 21.

    DC in ME

    At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins.

    That just fucking wins the internet. WIN!!!!!!!!!

  22. 22.

    Blow Riley

    At this point, if a suicide bomber can sneak onto the set of “Morning Joe” I’m going to set up an ActBlue page to get the guy his 72 virgins

    Actually, it’s not 72 virgins but a 72-year-old virgin. Error in translation way back when.

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