Tbogg finds a great screenshot from the Carlsonington Post:
What is there to say? Besides that the tag “Pass the douchies on the right-hand side” is good.
by DougJ| 60 Comments
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arguingwithsignposts
OMFG. Project much? Jeez, couldn’t they dig up the photo of the agents taking Elian Gonzalez? Fuck, these people are stupid. They shouldn’t be allowed near keyboard!
parksideq
Until I re-checked the masthead, I thought it actually was HuffPo (the layout is eerily similar).
This is yet another bullet point on the checklist of fail commomly known as Tucker Carlson’s life. He should be grateful that Jon Stewart is off this week.
Urza
The problem is, there’s plenty of people who are going to believe that picture without question.
Now that we’ve got healthcare, can we work on some sort of laws that require all programs on television, radio, newspaper, whatever to be required to say they are entertainment or opinion every 10 minutes unless they follow some sort of very strict guidelines for providing factual information. With footnotes to all their sources.
DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)
I look forward to our Chinese IRS overlords sending their warriors out to collect their fees from us.
I wonder what form our country would have taken if the internet had been discovered in the 1750’s.
Pigs & Spiders
They’re coming for your twinkies!
They’re coming for your Doritos!
They’re coming for your Cheetos and your Diet Coke!
Aiieeeeeeee!!
ChristianPinko
But “Obama Akbar” is an even better tag.
Violet
How’s that Daily Caller website doing anyway? Does anyone go there? I haven’t seen it mentioned around teh intert00bs all that much. Don’t tell me Tucker is in danger of being fired from yet another job.
MikeJ
I thought conservatives supported the troops and now they seem to hate them.
kdaug
I just… can’t. Overloaded on the stupid.
These people aren’t going away, are they?
Comrade Kevin
I had completely forgotten that the “Daily Caller” even existed. Thanks a lot, DougJ.
freelancer
I hear that’s the plot of the new Ghost Recon game.
rob!
Tucker Carlson, just as useless on teh internets as he was on TV.
AnotherBruce
What are you guys talking about? I just had some health care thugs threaten me with a stroke if I didn’t take my blood pressure medication. It was scary, I had to comply.
Brick Oven Bill
Flash news, ’Flash Mob’:
Teabaggers punch a lady 40 (forty) or fifty (50) times and kick her 20 (twenty) times more at South Street in Philadelphia.
“She had a broken nose and they knocked out two teeth,” said Good Samaritan Rick Almeid, who aided the victim. “She was just an innocent young girl.”
South Street from Wikipedia:
“The stretch of South Street between Front Street and Seventh Street is known for its “bohemian” atmosphere and its diverse and urban mix of shops, bars, and eateries.”
I wonder who is providing John’s health insurance plan. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Brian J
So, Tucker Carlson is still a fucking douchebag? I see little has changed.
Really, where does that asshole get off promoting a picture like that? Does he think that Obama is suddenly going to arm these guys with weapons like that? What sort of drugs is he on? And when some right wing extremist takes matters into his own hands and starts shooting, will he take responsibility?
Doctor Science
But TBogg has a totally wrong headline: “Tucker Carlson wants to rule Mark Halperin’s world and this is not a sexual euphemism”
— oh, I think *so*.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I can’t remember why I thought of Pudge Carlson today, but it led me to remembering when Rachel was a regular contributor to his short-lived afternoon show. She clearly made him nervous and she slyly and sweetly mocked him a couple of times. Now she’s on in primetime, with a steady stream of elected official and A-list pundits as her guests, and he’s been fired by every cable network. Hee.
Carlsonington Post is too nice. How ’bout The Bird’s Eye (Heir’s) View? Too cumbersome?
kommrade reproductive vigor
Ya know, if I were a bow-tie wearing fucknugget who looks like a stereotype of an IRS official, I’d cool it with the ZOMG, IRS AGENTS COME 2 KILL U hysteria. But that’s just me.
At this point you can be certain that ReaLAMErica will freak the fuck out when Obama starts bring troops back from Iraq because it will be a sure sign that he’s instituting martial law.
arguingwithsignposts
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
We need something about a bow tie – The Bow Tie of Understanding?
Mike in NC
From the comments:
Attended first day of Census Bureau worker training today. Were fingerprinted, issued badges, and took the oath to uphold the Constitution. Still waiting for the Kevlar underwear. One guy recounted how he almost had a gun pointed at him last year while checking addresses.
rob!
How about “Tucker Carlson: A Douchebag and His Dream”?
jl
OmiGod! Help me! There’s some government goons breaking down my door! They saying my kidneys are a match for some cigarette smoking Chicago politician who wrecked his!
Help help.
I thought I was on the safe list.
Help….alperhiih ?jrdopi63
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32jhoa .
Remember remember the midth of Marchvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Edit: Never mind. Showed em my ACORN ID. Everyone double check they are on the safe list.
freelancer
TBogg’s first commenter ftw:
freelancer
@rob!:
and you’re as big a dick on the internet as you are in this thread!
/Stewart
@Mike in NC:
Mindmeld
Epicanis
Wait, so health-care reform passes AND there will be thousands of new jobs as a result?
Pigs & Spiders
@freelancer: Damnit, now I need to go watch that brilliant clip again!
shecky
Carlson needs to out-Breitbart the competition. Wait till you see the depictions of those SEIU and ACORN thugs Obama’s gonna use to get you into soshulized medicine.
freelancer
@Pigs & Spiders:
I make no apologies. Enjoy.
General Egali Tarian Stuck
Tucker Carlson is an idiot. Everyone knows IRS agents always carry big suitcases to cart away your cash. geesh.
and pencils too, lots of pencils.
GregB
It looks like the GOP has found their new enemy..the men and women of America’s law enforcement community.
I’m sure Wayne LaPierre will be warning us all about these jackbooted thugs in a mass mailer and G. Gordon Liddy will be advising his listeners to aim for their heads.
Seems like old times.
ajr22
This would bother me if i thought there were more than 10 people who read Carlson’s sight. The man is a failure at life. He has shifted to the internet because he is ashamed to put his face on tv after being fired by every network, and that john stewart ether is still burning slow.
Jon H
@Brick Oven Bill: ““The stretch of South Street between Front Street and Seventh Street is known for its “bohemian” atmosphere and its diverse and urban mix of shops, bars, and eateries.””
It’s more touristy-bohemian, I think.
And it just isn’t the same since Zipperhead went away.
Brick Oven Bill
Women do not get publically beaten in my neighborhood Jon H.
I would still like to know from whom Cole gets his insurance benefits.
We should like to know if money helps to shape positions.
jnfr
@parksideq:
Speaking of Jon Stewart, dammit, why is he off this week…. AGAIN?
burnspbesq
Damn – we didn’t get any of that cool GI Joe shit when I worked for the IRS.
General Egali Tarian Stuck
OT
I do believe the MUP has harshed the Mittsters delicate wingnut sensibilities
And all it took was winning an election by promising healthcare reform, and then passing a HCR bill like he promised with 200+ GOP amendments. Silly we.
Urza
Ok, my morbid curiosity made me decide to check out Tucker’s rag there. But oddly at 12:30 am EST, 9:30 PST the site is undergoing maintenance.
Wonder if they might take that blatantly false article down. Probably not, but I have these fantasies of a sane world that I just can’t seem to shake.
arguingwithsignposts
@burnspbesq:
You obviously weren’t clapping hard enough. :)
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
@General Egali Tarian Stuck: all it took was winning an election by promising healthcare reform, and then passing a HCR bill like he promised with 200+ GOP amendments.
Hehindeed. Makes me wonder where Mitt’s campaign promise to Double Guantanamo! would end up.
Polish the Guillotines
I swear on Pelosi’s gavel, it takes every ounce of my inner Obama not to go hunting these people down and punch their junk.
I mean, for fuck’s sake… This might as well read: “IRS to hire thousands of agents to enforce payroll laws.”
These screaming douches are so fucking lucky they were born in this country. Anywhere else and they’d receive an object lesson in what it means to be oppressed by a tyrannical government.
Joshua Norton
Mr. Carlson – your Death Panel is here.
Smile.
wasabi gasp
Yeah, but, those new nurses!
Jacquelyn
And yet if you try to see this page firsthand, the Daily Caller politely reads, “Undergoing Maintenance.” I wonder if they are insured for cosmetic upgrades….?
FMguru
Carlson needs to out-Breitbart the competition.
This is true. His boring, pedestrian Republican news site was making no buzz, he only has so much funding to burn through before his site has to be self-sustaining, and all the action is on the Drudge/Breitbart/RedState/Townhall/WND end of the crazy spectrum – so it makes perfect sense that he’s reduced to trying to out-wingut the usual suspects, just to get some traffic and pay his bills.
Ash Can
Has Tuck burned through his start-up funds already?
Citizen_X
Well of course IRS people have to outfit themselves like that. Wingnut motherfuckers are suicide-flying planes into their buildings these days. Those guys are just showing up for a day at the office.
(Seriously, though: where is that picture really from?)
Ash Can
Carlson’s last birthday party.
Yutsano
@Citizen_X: Honestly? It looks like a bunch of hardcore paintballers. That was the first impression I got anyway. The pink tips on the guns look ridiculous.
bago
Here’s a picture that’s been making the rounds.
phantomist
When FreeRepublic just doesn’t get you hard anymore.
Who ya gonna call.
General Egali Tarian Stuck
IRS agents with guns are no vice when facing Armageddon
And kudos to Shep Smith
fucentarmal
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OriGuy
It looks like a scene from last week’s South Park, actually. I just watched it. Towards the end, where they’re looking in Independence Hall for the wizard alien who released the virus that causes sex addiction.
Zuzu's Petals
So what I keep wondering is whatever happened with Jim Treacher’s so called “hit and run” knee incident.
I mean he and Carlson were flogging it for all it was worth – front page headlines, going on the idiot Red Eye show and speculating whether the driver had been drinking, flogging the whole conspiracy angle – and then suddenly, nothin’.
‘Course it was just a coincidence they fell silent about the same time the actual police report was due to come out.
Chuck Butcher
I certainly am glad they’re only arming them with non-firing weapons – see orange tips…or Barney with no bullets.
Uriel
Sure- mock you mockidy mockers. Just pretend that Tucker hasn’t proven, conclusively, by combining photos from the past with text from the present, that the future is going to be anything less than NAZI COMMUNISTS RAMMING HUGE PACKAGES OF SOSHALISM DOWN THE QUAVERING THROAT THAT IS AMERICA WITH FACIST ABANDON!
And you want to pretend that the righties are living in an illogical fantasy world based on nonsensical conclusions? Talk about projection!
Did you all happen to miss the fact that he has PICTURES and WORDS that pretty much prove that any day now we will see the inevitable amerapocalypse of america, former land of americans?
mandarama
My oldest friend is an IRS agent. She’s a kindhearted, slow-talking woman who is 6 months pregnant at the moment, and is going around in her nice maternity business suits to various business owners in South MS, talking to them about why they can’t buy one piece of equipment and depreciate it under 5 different names and so forth. She might be upset to find out that other agents get SWAT gear and she just has a laptop!
I’m laughing at the BowTie of (Peter) Principle, but if anything happens to her, I swear I’m gonna do something horrible to that banana republic. I used to defend my home state, because it’s very poor, and downtrodden, and yet has made some amazing cultural contributions. Since Obama was elected and I joined FB and got to hear all my former acquaintance air their “political” beliefs, though, I’m done with the place. Sigh.
PaulW
They’re paranoid about the IRS… AGAIN?!
Sigh.
Does anyone remember when the X-Files made FEMA into the big bad arm of the Government Conspiracy?
wenchacha
Tucker Carlson, still hurting America.
I think that should be the name of his next blog, maybe at Washington Times.
Jim Treacher
Uh-oh, Zuzu’s Petals has cracked the case!!