Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

People are complicated. Love is not.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

We are aware of all internet traditions.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

Radicalized white males who support Trump are pitching a tent in the abyss.

Republicans do not trust women.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

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  1. 1.

    Yutsano

    So you LIKE being toyed with? Nice to see he has his comfy spots in the new digs though, should make the transition much easier.

  4. 4.

    debit

    Cole, you’ve been a cat owner for how long? You can put anything down on a couch: blanket, jacket, towel, newspaper, laptop case, laptop, etc and it’s a sure bet the cat will lay down on it.

  6. 6.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    I am going to stand for your decorating color meld -fu, on this one. That is a fetching scene and down to earthy liberal like. Of course, I’m the guy with red curtains that beds down in a purple sleeping bag. I stay one step ahead of the long arm of fashion cops.

  7. 7.

    demo woman

    Yutsano, What transition? The cat moved in and said new furniture and a window, I hit the lottery.

  9. 9.

    Yutsano

    This is what happens when you force feed your cat Lime Daquiris.

    Okay I can’t resist just because it popped into my head and it’s slightly OT: horses will drink beer. In fact if you let them they’ll get pissed on the stuff. Takes a LOT to get a horse drunk though.

  10. 10.

    hg

    Crap, the last pic of Lily was with her perched on the couch, cat-like. And this is a standard “dog” pose! I sense some wires getting crossed here :(

  11. 11.

    hg

    Crap, the last pic of Lily was with her perched on the couch, cat-like. And this is a standard “dog” pose! I sense some wires getting crossed here :(

  16. 16.

    Comrade Jake

    Cole probably thinks this only worked because the blanket has pictures of cats on it.

  17. 17.

    Yutsano

    I saw that BHF, and right now I have zero ideas for dinner right at this moment. Only thing is I’m home alone right now and I’m not entirely in the mood to run to the store. Work sucked this week, I need to get on a plane and do nothing in Arizona for four days BAD.

  20. 20.

    furioso ateo

    @Yutsano

    The sentiment is appreciated, but I actually can’t get to flickr out here. Most media sites are blocked.

  21. 21.

    Yutsano

    but I actually can’t get to flickr out here.

    Grrr arrrgh growl snarl gnashing of teef. I guess you’ll have to trust that it’s cute and it also applies to your situation. And it involves puppehs.

  25. 25.

    Yutsano

    @ furioso ateo

    Uhh, no. It’s a puppy peeking out the window of a Humvee. I remember that whole mishegas though.

  26. 26.

    slag

    Huzzah!

    Although one of these cats doesn’t belong here.

    Did Tunch just want to be surrounded by cats that are actually doing stuff? So he could feel superior maybe?

  30. 30.

    Anne Laurie

    O kaeri nasai (welcome home), John.

    “A house without a cat — a well-fed and contented cat — may be a home, but how can it prove its title?”

  35. 35.

    SiubhanDuinne

    RIP, John Forsythe (age 92, though)

    Re the Tunch photo: sorry, I’m having one of those moments when looking at that pic is like viewing an optical illusion and I can only see one view of it. Those two smudges or whatewver in front, are they supposed to be his *eyes* or what? If so, they’re set kind of oddly. The BB screen is tiny, so I can’t really embiggen this until I’m back at a desktop. I’ll try this again in a couple of hours. Maybe my brain will relax a bit and I can see it more accurately.

  36. 36.

    Yutsano

    @ Anne Laurie:

    Tadaima.:)

    @ BHF: I think really only one of us is close enough to go camp out and feast for days at his place. That individual is also fake-married to me and doesn’t cook so she would be in Paradise!

  40. 40.

    Yutsano

    I like Bette. Never saw Fantasia though.

    Her intro is just fine, I just am partial to Russian composers. That particular segment got a lot of flak for the big changes to the ending of the story. It’s Disney people jeez, did you expect them to be totally faithful to Mulan too? BTW I will go on the record and say I liked Mulan, feel free to mock me as you wish.

  41. 41.

    PurpleGirl

    SiubhanDuinne @ 8:27 pm — It looks to me that Tunch has his head sort of pointed downwards; the colored patches are above his eyes, more on the top of his head.

  43. 43.

    Yutsano

    @ SiubhanDuinne:

    Does this mean if John hosts a seder it will be gefilte fish and nothing else?

    I go haz nap now. BBL y’all.

  44. 44.

    beltane

    There is a fox prowling around near my chicken coop right now (they’re locked up safe), and my dog is just lying down on the bed with a concerned look on her face. She will be afraid to go out in the morning.

    I guess Labs are not the best livestock guardian dogs.

  48. 48.

    JK

    Assholes of the week

    Lt. Col. Terry Lakin, an Army physician, has refused to obey any orders from his commanding officers — including President Obama — until Obama produces his birth certificate.
    h/t http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/01/terry-lakin-army-birther_n_521549.html

    Florida urologist Jack Cassell posted a sign on his office door reading, “If you voted for Obama … seek urologic care elsewhere. Changes to your health care begin right now, not in four years.”
    h/t http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/02/jack-cassell-doctor-refus_n_523076.html

  50. 50.

    Annie

    @ SiubhanDuinne

    LOL. Clearly someone had more than the traditional four small glasses of wine at the sedar….

  51. 51.

    furioso ateo

    @Mike Kay

    Sure did. The speech wasn’t anything impressive, just standard boiler plate “blah blah, America loves you, keep up the fight, you guys are the shit, blah blah” stuff. The experience was neat though, I’d never gotten a chance to see him speak. Got to shake his hand too, but only for a sec.

  53. 53.

    Annie

    @furioso ateo

    Did you notice he is black? It’s true. It says so on his census form…

  55. 55.

    SiubhanDuinne

    How is this cat different from all other cats?

    Love the gefilte-fish only seder.

    Next year on the futon!

  57. 57.

    demo woman

    JK@48.. Lakin needs to be kicked out of the service and since he has only served 18 years seems like he will not be due pension. I certainly don’t want my tax money supporting him.

  62. 62.

    eemom

    Let’s not start sucking each other’s you-know-whats just yet.

    I do not think the kitty intends to STAY on the throw.

  63. 63.

    Annie

    @furioso ateo

    During the Bosnian war I was flown into Sarajevo on a US military food aid flight. At that time I was about 100lbs, and as I am only 5 feet tall, I quickly realized that they don’t make helmuts and flax jackets in petite….When the military guys stopped laughing, I asked for help getting in and out of the plane…

  64. 64.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    I quickly realized that they don’t make helmuts and flax jackets in petite

    Military clothes aren’t supposed to fit. The fatigue pants they gave me in basic only reached to mid shin. Too much comfort is bad for morale, or something.

  65. 65.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Annie – they don’t make gas masks in petite either, I was sick and tired of getting gassed every year when the annual “gas mask” test was required, I eventually started bribing my male colleagues with copious amounts of beer to test my mask for me, cause damn I was tired of getting gassed.

    PS) Where the hell did the reply function go to? Did tunch eated it?

  69. 69.

    Annie

    @General Egali Tarian Stuck

    The military guys nicknamed me “lips,” as the helmut came down down to my mouth, and the flax jacket to my knees. Only my complaining mouth was visible….

  73. 73.

    Annie

    @AhabTRuler

    yep…I stand, or sit corrected…I do plead a dispensation…I spent the day convincing 25 students that yes, there is life after graduate school….

    Much love…:D

  74. 74.

    jl

    It is an adorable pic of The Tunch.

    But as to the caption: Beware, John Cole, I sense Tunch is setting someting up. It’s a trick. Leave the house now! Right now!

  76. 76.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    I’m probably tired, but for some reason, this made me laugh ‘till I cried.

    when I still had my little hamster army a few years ago, I could watch them for hours and laugh so hard my side would hurt. they are natural born comedians.

  77. 77.

    CynDee

    @ John Cole:

    I’m going to call this an unqualified success:

    Look in the mirror and you’ll see another one. Meeyow!

  79. 79.

    asiangrrlMN

    OK. I now understand how this works. I don’t show up at night, and a Tunch piccie gets posted! Man, I love that cat with a passion that is a tad unseemly. Don’t judge me!

    Yutsano, after seeing the sesame chicken in an earlier thread, I asked jeffreyw how long it would take me to drive to his place. Oh my god that looks amazing.

    Gen. Stuck, thanks for the music. I’m grooving to it now. I needed my mellow.

    A happy Tunchie makes for a happy BJ community!

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