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Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 2, 20109:28 am| 70 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

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Here is a moment of zen for you on this Friday morning:

It is good to be the king.

Also, new petitions for you to take part in on the right over there.

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  1. 1.

    CalD

    April 2, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Hear him roar.

  2. 2.

    RedKitten

    April 2, 2010 at 9:30 am

    Somebody needs to photoshop a little crown on top of his head.

  3. 3.

    PaulW

    April 2, 2010 at 9:30 am

    That’s more of a laugh. An evil, I-am-cat-this-is-MY-world laugh.

  4. 4.

    GReynoldsCT00

    April 2, 2010 at 9:31 am

    He has the right idea this morning… enjoying the sunshine (and bitching at you!)

  5. 5.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 2, 2010 at 9:34 am

    Tunch has a happy!
    I iz in Ur window seat, ruling over Ur house
    Good job, human, now go get me some sushi grade tuna.
    Kthx
    Tunch

  6. 6.

    SGEW

    April 2, 2010 at 9:35 am

    This gives me great pleasure.

  7. 7.

    R-Jud

    April 2, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Looks like he’s singing opera, Bugs Bunny-style, to me. “Laaaaa lalalala-lalalala LA laaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

  8. 8.

    Comrade Jake

    April 2, 2010 at 9:38 am

    I think you could set up a Tunch-cam aimed right at that window.

  9. 9.

    Chyron HR

    April 2, 2010 at 9:38 am

    How can you get laid if you keep posting so fast?

  10. 10.

    Emma

    April 2, 2010 at 9:41 am

    I think he’s laughing an evil laugh a la silent movie villain. All he needs is to twirl his moustaches.

  11. 11.

    Bad Horse's Filly

    April 2, 2010 at 9:44 am

    That is one happy cat! Good way to begin the day.

    @RedKitten: Have you started work? If so, how is it going?

  12. 12.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    April 2, 2010 at 9:44 am

    I iz Tunchinator. Heer mi rawr!

  13. 13.

    gbear

    April 2, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Hear him roar.

    During my mis-spent youth, when I was living in a house full of friends and bandmates, we had a song for the homeowner’s cat Mortie (also nicknamed Purrbite, for one of her habits):

    I am Mortie, hear me meow
    I am saying “feed me now!”
    and to have a meal it is my only goal
    I don’t think I’ll be alive
    If I have to wait ’til five
    David have a heart and please fill up my bowl
    Yes, I am fat, does it matter anyway
    I’m just a kitty-cat. Ignore how much I weigh
    If I had food, I would eat everything.
    I am purr, I am a biter too, I am Mortie!

    I still find myself singing that song 30 years later when I feed my own cats.

  14. 14.

    burnspbesq

    April 2, 2010 at 9:49 am

    R.I.P., Baron Mikel Scicluna, one of the greatest villians of pro wrestling.

  15. 15.

    Cat Lady

    April 2, 2010 at 9:49 am

    You tell ‘im Tunch. Keep the staff in line.

    I love that when Gail Collins mentions Mitt Romney she mentions the dog on the roof escapade every. single. time. That just never gets old.

  16. 16.

    Punchy

    April 2, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Happy Jesus Attached to a 2×4 Anniversary, y’all.

  17. 17.

    Ash Can

    April 2, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Tunch is yowling for his manservant to quit taking pictures and fetch him breakfast on the veranda.

  18. 18.

    stuckinred

    April 2, 2010 at 9:51 am

    cattisattva
    would you take me by the hand
    Can you show me
    The shine of your Japan
    The sparkle of your china

  19. 19.

    tesslibrarian

    April 2, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Oh, that’s how I want to spend my day!

  20. 20.

    Fern

    April 2, 2010 at 10:02 am

    Nice of you to buy him his very own window.

  21. 21.

    IndieTarheel

    April 2, 2010 at 10:03 am

    President due to arrive in Charlotte later this morning:
    __

    Celgard is now hiring and expanding through a Recovery Act grant. Obama is expected to tour the plant, which makes rechargeable lithium batteries used in laptops, digital cameras and other devices.
    __
    The company received a $49 million grant earlier this year to help develop batteries for electric vehicles.

    I work in a location close to here. Unfortunately, I won’t get to see him, but it should make for an interesting day nonetheless…

  22. 22.

    Butch

    April 2, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Got home from the gym about 6 this morning to discover that the golden pup, Beauregard, had decided to dismantle the couch. He didn’t chew a thing, just took each cushion to a different room of the house. I suspicion his three “older brothers” may have aided and abetted the effort.

  23. 23.

    mr. whipple

    April 2, 2010 at 10:05 am

    What a great pic. Happy, happy.

  24. 24.

    Mithras

    April 2, 2010 at 10:05 am

    On Obama and the environment, compare this to this.

  25. 25.

    Chat Noir

    April 2, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Tunch is lord of the house. Seems like he’s adjusting nicely to his new domain.

    @Cat Lady:

    I love that when Gail Collins mentions Mitt Romney she mentions the dog on the roof escapade every. single. time. That just never gets old.

    I noticed that, too. When I started reading her column yesterday, I wondered if she would bring it up and she did.

  26. 26.

    dr. bloor

    April 2, 2010 at 10:09 am

    This is the Lord’s doing. And it is marvelous in our eyes.

  27. 27.

    South of I-10

    April 2, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Aaawww. Tunch looks happy in his new spot. I have the day off, so the little one and I are going to hear some live music and have a little lunch in the park at Bach Lunch. Should be fun!

  28. 28.

    Brick Oven Bill

    April 2, 2010 at 10:10 am

    John has it all wrong, and it is sad day when Teabaggers know his cat better than him. Tunch is in fact yawning after reading the federal government’s case against those guys in Michigan.

    A private citizen owning ammunition. Yawn.

    A private citizen making angry statements without specifying targets, taped by a federal plant. Yawn.

    Tunch, who gets his news from Balloon Juice and Sun Tzu, knew days ago that he was observing a shaken government, easily provokable by insults, poking at its political opponents.

  29. 29.

    geg6

    April 2, 2010 at 10:11 am

    TUUUUUUUUUNCH!

    Wow, what an absolutely gorgeous start to the holiday weekend. It is our third day of blue skies and sun, with steadily climbing temps. It is supposed to go up to over 80 degrees today and tomorrow. What a relief after all the horrid snow we had in February.

    In other good news, my John is going to be meeting with a possible new client for his consulting services early next week. The consulting jobs have been very sparse over the last year and those he’s gotten have entailed such long distance travel that he’s hated them. This one, however, would be almost ideal as it is with the VA and would only mean traveling to Erie twice a week. A two hour drive each way twice a week would be wonderful.

    We plan to go for barbeque and blues tonight. Mmmmmm, barbeque and Jill West and the Blues Attack. Should be a good weekend all the way around.

  30. 30.

    norbizness

    April 2, 2010 at 10:13 am

    No kitty, that’s my pot roast, THAT’S A BAD KITTY!!

  31. 31.

    MikeJ

    April 2, 2010 at 10:14 am

    In his previous post, our host says McClatchy is the only decent news left. This is only because he’s forgotten or overlooked CSM.

  32. 32.

    demkat620

    April 2, 2010 at 10:19 am

    I have a question; After a year of Dems in Disarray stories. Where are the GOP in disarray stories?

    Hmmm? Anybody balanced enough to talk about how bad things are at the RNC? No?

    Didn’t think so. Obviously this jobs report is good news for John McCain.

  33. 33.

    jeffreyw

    April 2, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Zen? You want Zen? Settle for a turtle?

  34. 34.

    Comrade Mary

    April 2, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Aww! I couldn’t tell if he was yawning or bitching.

    I still think that window needs a little something extra. As, as I promised before, I would buy Tunch swag if you did it.

  35. 35.

    South of I-10

    April 2, 2010 at 10:25 am

    @jeffreyw: We are not going to be seeing the turtle in sauce piquante form tonight, right?

  36. 36.

    HRA

    April 2, 2010 at 10:26 am

    Tunch basking in the sun and ready for a nap. Nice way to start my day.

    Doors are open, storm door screens are down here. It’ s a beautiful warm sunny day in the morning. we are going for a record temp today.

    Of course, I am going to make it warmer making 8 loaves of Easter bread.

  37. 37.

    tamied

    April 2, 2010 at 10:26 am

    I am loving the revolving BJ link titles.

  38. 38.

    Rommie

    April 2, 2010 at 10:30 am

    I’m glad your windows survived the Roar of Tunch.

  39. 39.

    Scott P.

    April 2, 2010 at 10:35 am

    John has it all wrong, and it is sad day when Teabaggers know his cat better than him. Tunch is in fact yawning after reading the federal government’s case against those guys in Michigan.

    Why am I not surprised BOB is objectively pro-terrorist?

  40. 40.

    jeffreyw

    April 2, 2010 at 10:38 am

    @South of I-10: Turtle soup is not on the menu. She was out looking for a place to lay eggs when I noticed her while mowing yesterday.

  41. 41.

    Short Bus Bully

    April 2, 2010 at 10:45 am

    I think Tunch letting you know that his idea for you to move was obviously a good one once you finally came around to acknowledging it.

  42. 42.

    bemused

    April 2, 2010 at 10:45 am

    @Scott P.:
    In Brick Oven’s world there are non terrorist home grown groups that want to wipe out cops & the real terrorists which are non white, non Christian & liberal.

  43. 43.

    bemused

    April 2, 2010 at 10:46 am

    I have a suspicion that window seats were invented for cats, not people.

  44. 44.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    April 2, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Mighty Tunch has it made in the shade

  45. 45.

    LuciaMia

    April 2, 2010 at 10:47 am

    Hey, do you know “”Melancholy Baby?”

  46. 46.

    Annie

    April 2, 2010 at 11:05 am

    @Brick Oven Bill:

    teabaggers – yawn……….

  47. 47.

    joe from Lowell

    April 2, 2010 at 11:15 am

    He’s looking a bit more svelt these days, isn’t he?

  48. 48.

    Linda Featheringill

    April 2, 2010 at 11:20 am

    B.O.B.:

    That was one of your better posts. Quite clever, actually. And yes, you will probably get beat up for it. Enjoy the reaction that you always elicit!

    John: Nice picture of Tunch. It is good see some happiness.

  49. 49.

    gwangung

    April 2, 2010 at 11:20 am

    Videos for folks to look at….and for Seattle type folks to go to….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXgxuip0jn0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCtkACR73qk

  50. 50.

    burnspbesq

    April 2, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Happy Birthday, Emmylou Harris.

  51. 51.

    Sentient Puddle

    April 2, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    OK, did somebody do something that rejiggers how the reply button works? For me, it no longer shows up next to the comment timestamp, but instead in the bottom-right corner of the comment box when you hover over the comment.

    Weird shit.

  52. 52.

    Bill H

    April 2, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    B.O.B. notwithstanding, the Michigan thing does look like a real bust and one that the arresting agencies can take pride in. I think we owe them a “well done” here.

    That being said, why do charges in these cases always have to include the phrase “weapons of mass destruction” for God’s sake? These guys wanted to use a bomb, admittedly, but their plans did not even approach taking out a whole city, or even a major part of one.

    I’m wishing that phrase had never been invented. It is beginning to drive is driving the whole nation batshit crazy.

  53. 53.

    robertdsc

    April 2, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    He truly iz king! Go Tunch!

  54. 54.

    Little Dreamer

    April 2, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    WTF?

  55. 55.

    Violet

    April 2, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    He’s adorable and looks so incredibly happy on his perch in the sun. Aww….

  56. 56.

    RedKitten

    April 2, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    @Bad Horse’s Filly: Nope. I start this Tuesday. It’s funny — I got an email from my boss, saying that they’d basically just show me to my office and get my computer and phone all set up. And all I could think was “I have an OFFICE?”

    I’ve never had my own office before. My own cubicle, sure. A shared office, yup. But my very own office? Never.

    I feel like such a grown-up.

  57. 57.

    Little Dreamer

    April 2, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Ummm, is there a reason why none of my posts are showing up?

    Testing again for a fifth time.

  58. 58.

    Little Dreamer

    April 2, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Karen in GA:

    You have a message, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

    Thank you.

  59. 59.

    Tonal Crow

    April 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Now that’s meow I can believe in.

  60. 60.

    JenJen

    April 2, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    This is the most awesome thing you’ll see today.

    Ben Folds on Chatroulette before live audience – Charlotte, NC

  61. 61.

    morzer

    April 2, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    “Butler, another helping of souffle a la purina, and a double brandy, stat!”

  62. 62.

    bluesky2702

    April 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Heh….you think he’s FORGOTTEN the trip in the cat carrier? Nay, not so, that look was a curse on John Cole and all his works. You’re being set up; when you least expect it he will exact his pound of flesh and you’ll be lucky if it’s only a pound.

  63. 63.

    gbear

    April 2, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    @RedKitten:

    Just make sure to ask that they set up your office so the computer screen doesn’t face the doorway. You don’t want to have to be too much of a grownup…

  64. 64.

    gogol's wife

    April 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    The sun shines so beautifully through his translucent pink ears.

  65. 65.

    RedKitten

    April 2, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    @gbear: No kidding. And not just because I still want to be able to peruse Balloon Juice every so often. I startle easily, so having my back to the door would be a recipe for disaster.

  66. 66.

    licensed to kill time

    April 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Tunch laughs at all silly humans who think they own him!

  67. 67.

    KS in MA

    April 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    @Mithras: That’s marvelous about the mountaintop mining. Thanks for mentioning it!

  68. 68.

    Lurker

    April 2, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    All hail Tunch. :-) I ♥ that cat.

  69. 69.

    West of the Cascades

    April 2, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Tunch is my new bicycle.

  70. 70.

    asiangrrlMN

    April 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    TUNCHIE! It makes me happy to see my boy so happy.

    @RedKitten: Congrats, girlfriend! And I hear you on the startling easy part. No way I could have my back to the door.

    @jeffreyw: That turtle is beautiful. Glad you are not eating her.

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