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Early Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  April 6, 20105:50 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

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Natalie Angier at the NYT tells us “Even Among Animals: Leaders, Followers and Schmoozers“:

[…] Scientists studying animals from virtually every niche of the bestial kingdom have found evidence of distinctive personalities — bundled sets of behaviors, quirks, preferences and pet peeves that remain stable over time and across settings. They have found stylistic diversity in chimpanzees, monkeys, barnacle geese, farm minks, blue tits and great tits, bighorn sheep, dumpling squid, pumpkinseed sunfish, zebra finches, spotted hyenas, even spiders and water striders, to name but a few. They have identified hotheads and tiptoers, schmoozers and loners, divas, dullards and fearless explorers, and they have learned that animals, like us, often cling to the same personality for the bulk of their lives. The daredevil chicken of today is the one out crossing the road tomorrow.
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Researchers are delving into the source and significance of all these animal spirits. They are asking questions like, when geese start on a wild goose chase, what sort of goose will lead the flock, and why do the rest choose to follow it? They are devising computer models to explain how different personality types can be maintained in a given animal population, and they are exploring the upsides and drawbacks of different personal styles.
[…] Ralf H. J. M. Kurvers of Wageningen University in the Netherlands and his colleagues sought to learn why when certain barnacle geese would start moving, others would honkily follow. They could find no obvious correlation between leadership and standard pluses like large size, maleness or social dominance. The only reliable predictor of goose leadership was boldness — the willingness to approach a new item like a scrap of carpet. Geese are not stupid. The boldest birds also proved the most adept at finding new food patches, and if you’re looking for grazing advice in a crowd, why not follow the goose with the golden track record?
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Scientists suspect that small inherited predispositions are either enhanced or suppressed by experience, and computer models show that tiny discrepancies at the start can become enormous over time, through feedback loopings of positive reinforcement. Evidence is also emerging that certain physical setpoints affect temperament globally. Notable among such setpoints is the relative rate at which one’s nervous system processes sensory information.
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“There are low information processors who don’t attend much to their environment and bulldoze through life,” said David Sloan Wilson of the State University of New York at Binghamton. “Then there are the sensitive ones who are always taking things in, which can be good because information is valuable, but it can also be overwhelming.”

There’s an iPad joke in there somewhere… not to mention something about teabaggers… or we could just go with the obvious blogger parallels…

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11Comments

  1. 1.

    HeartlandLiberal

    April 6, 2010 at 6:56 am

    Watch the following video. The monkeys on this resort island have become habituated drinkers, stealing cocktails, and displaying the range of traits of human drinkers, all the way from moderate to drop down roll over drunks. Really quite fascinating, how much of this mirrors their cousins. Us.

    Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys! – Weird Nature – BBC animals

  2. 2.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    April 6, 2010 at 7:01 am

    They are asking questions like, when geese start on a wild goose chase, what sort of goose will lead the flock, and why do the rest choose to follow it?

    Easy.

  3. 3.

    Paul in KY

    April 6, 2010 at 8:23 am

    Ian Anderson is definitely ‘dude best able to be time warped back to 1300 & make a living’.

    Enjoyed the song.

  4. 4.

    Little Dreamer

    April 6, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Is it just me who noticed she had to use the word “tit” twice? Is she part of that perverted animal type?

  5. 5.

    Anton Sirius

    April 6, 2010 at 9:56 am

    On a related note…

    The Science of Success

  6. 6.

    Svensker

    April 6, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Listening to the youtube and thinking, garsh, that sure sounds like Ian Anderson, wonder if anyone knows… d’oh.

    No wonder the geese never follow me.

  7. 7.

    burnspbesq

    April 6, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Dewey beats Truman, 2010 style.

    http://www.dukebasketballreport.com/articles/?p=32966

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    france uruguay

    April 6, 2010 at 11:05 am

    are the animals match with humans ?
    the same for the nature !!

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    BenA

    April 6, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Speaking of Ian Anderson… for my money there’s no where near enough flute in rock music. ;-)

  10. 10.

    Mo's Bike Shop

    April 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Funny, made me think of a different Jethro Tull work:

    You put your bet on number one and it comes up every time.
    The other kids have all backed down and they put you first in line.

  11. 11.

    The Truffle

    April 6, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Maddy Prior and Ian Anderson = WIN WIN WIN!

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