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Running on empty

by DougJ|  April 6, 20109:19 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Going Galt, Good News For Conservatives

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I’ve been hesitant to pile on Mickey Kaus for running for Senate. It takes guts to run for state office and I’ve never seen the point of throwing spitballs at someone with no chance of winning anyway. But James Wolcott makes a good point:

And is Mickey running on anything other than unionism, welfare, and immigration? He’s a bit undiversified in his concerns. I can’t say Mickey the policy journalist has been at the forefront of environmental issues, on women’s issues he seems to be permanently AWOL (like most neoliberals of the graduating classes of The New Republic and Washington Monthly in the eighties), and the horror of the Iraq war never seemed to have penetrated the enchanted forest of his eternal chirpiness.

At least Norman Mailer and William Buckley had some original ideas when they quixotically ran.

What bugs me the most about the self-styled media mavericks of the Slate-TNR industrial complex (Kaus, Easterbrook, Kinsley, etc.) is that they’re dickless and unimaginative in a way that Mailer and Buckley and Thompson and Vidal (for all their shortcomings) never were.

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  1. 1.

    gwangung

    April 6, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    What bugs me so most about the self-styled media mavericks of the Slate-TNR industrial complex is that they’re dickless and unimaginative in a way that Mailer and Buckley and Thompson and Vidal (for all their shortcomings) never were.

    Running on what they’re against, not what they are for?

  2. 2.

    Undercover FBI Agent DougJ

    April 6, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    @gwangung:

    I’d be satisfied if they found something worthwhile to be against.

  3. 3.

    CalD

    April 6, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    Kaus? Senate? Oh, Shit! LOL!

    Why in FSM’s name would anyone want to resist piling on? That makes no sense.

  4. 4.

    ed

    April 6, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    they’re dickless and unimaginative in a way that Mailer and Buckley and Thompson and Vidal (for all their shortcomings) never were.

    Come on, dude. Buckley was so dickless. Yes he was. Correction now, please.

  5. 5.

    Undercover FBI Agent DougJ

    April 6, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    @ed:

    His stance on drug legalization — legalize all of it — was gutsy.

  6. 6.

    Ash Can

    April 6, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    I was going to make a smartass remark in the last thread, but Tunch must have sat on it, ’cause that sucker’s broke-ass busted. So I’ll do it here.

    who will draw the short straw

    Hell, since it was an actual arrest, they won’t be drawing straws. They’ll do a special issue and all write on how this guy is atypical of the noble teabaggers, and was driven to extreme behavior by the unrelenting commie fascist behavior of the evil Democrats, and was probably railroaded by the corrupt feds on top of it. Then they’ll publish the edition in hardcover and sell it for the low, low one-time-only price of $49.95. Reserve your copy today.

  7. 7.

    Mark S.

    April 6, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Jesus, these reply buttons are fucked up. The previous thread is jacked up (at least in FF).

  8. 8.

    WereBear

    April 6, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    @ed: Well, that’s what I heard!

    /bill murray

  9. 9.

    John Cole

    April 6, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    The only threat Kaus’s candidacy poses is to the theory of the crazification factor, because he’s going to be such a bad candidate, there is no way even 27% of California’s Democrats vote for him.

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    neill

    April 6, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    Kaus, Easterbrook and Kinsley — oh, sweet Jesus-on-a-stick!

    Kaus, Easterbrook and Kinsley
    Spit, Drool and Snot…

  11. 11.

    morzer

    April 6, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Kaus, Easterbrook and Kinsley

    The Whiches of Easterbrook.

    *cough* Sorry, classical reference.

  12. 12.

    Dan

    April 6, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    The very best part of Kaus running is that he’s not blogging at Slate because of FEC rules. It almost makes me want to spot his campaign a tenner!

  13. 13.

    Martin

    April 6, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    While I’m normally an advocate of not piling on, California really can’t afford any more crazy-ass politicians. Pile on with prejudice please. We’re already sweating the concept of Meg Whitman as governor.

  14. 14.

    Lesley

    April 6, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    What? He’s not running on goat fuckery?

  15. 15.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 6, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    I worked at Mickey at Harper’s when Mike Kinsley was editor and for all his attributes let’s just say ‘common sense’ isn’t the one that would spring most immediately to mind, especially since his entire journalist career has been built on a counterintuitive contrarianism that requires a clown college degree in paradox juggling.

    Note to self: Never piss off Wolcott.

  16. 16.

    Geeno

    April 6, 2010 at 11:09 pm

    Thank you, I’ve been wondering lately why I REALLY hated the mainstream version of “new media”. It’s old media with new, but completely unoriginal, people.

  17. 17.

    Comrade Kevin

    April 7, 2010 at 12:12 am

    Are you a Jackson Browne fan, DougJ?

  18. 18.

    The Dude Abides

    April 7, 2010 at 12:47 am

    What bugs me the most about the self-styled media mavericks of the Slate-TNR industrial complex (Kaus, Easterbrook, Kinsley, etc.) is that they’re dickless and unimaginative in a way that Mailer and Buckley and Thompson and Vidal (for all their shortcomings) never were.

    The other big difference between Kaus and the other two writers at Slate-TNR is that the latter two have never been linked to oral sex acts with barnyard animals.

  19. 19.

    SRW1

    April 7, 2010 at 2:24 am

    @John Cole:

    Who says the 27% crazification factor applies across the board?

    Maybe the benefit of Mickey’s candidacy is going to be that it will help establish the present-day crazification factor among California’s Democrats.

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    ds

    April 7, 2010 at 4:16 am

    The centerpiece of his campaign is bashing teachers’ unions and immigration reform, and he’s running in the California Democratic primary?

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. I think Noam Chomsky should start a similar primary challenge against Jim DeMint.

    I sort of wish this was a semi-credible campaign, like if Kaus was as rich as Meg Whitman, because it would be all the more hilarious watching him lose in a 90-2 vote with some LaRouchite picking up the rest, after spending millions on it.

  21. 21.

    DanF

    April 7, 2010 at 5:53 am

    Dickless? Didn’t Kaus fuck that goat?

  22. 22.

    Barry

    April 7, 2010 at 7:47 am

    Dougj: “It takes guts to run for state office and I’ve never seen the point of throwing spitballs at someone with no chance of winning anyway.”

    If one is running to win, it’s a tough thing that takes guts. If one is ‘running’ as a lark, with the sort of day job which allows it, then it’s trivial. And when you look at his writing, you know that his day job is none too demanding.

  23. 23.

    OneMadClown

    April 7, 2010 at 7:50 am

    Yes, Dan F. Yes he did. And with Mickey Kaus at the helm, the Hideous Goatfucking Dwarf Party will lead the way to a fabulous new tomorrow!
    Come with us brothers and sisters, let’s make this Democratic “big tent” into an even bigger barnyard…of love.

  24. 24.

    Barry

    April 7, 2010 at 8:52 am

    Wolcott: “I worked at Mickey at Harper’s when Mike Kinsley was editor and for all his attributes let’s just say ‘common sense’ isn’t the one that would spring most immediately to mind, especially since his entire journalist career has been built on a counterintuitive contrarianism that requires a clown college degree in paradox juggling.”

    Not really; it just requires keeping an eye out for what the economic elites want, and another eye out for opportunities to bash hippies.

  25. 25.

    El Cid

    April 7, 2010 at 8:59 am

    @Barry: Exactly. It takes a lot of mental juggling to proclaim oneself a bold and unrepentant liberal while cheering on Reagan’s terror war on Central American civilians in order to save them from a Soviet communist threat which didn’t exist.

  26. 26.

    slippy

    April 7, 2010 at 9:03 am

    I can’t wait to see if Kaus’ opponent uses the goatfucking charges against him. It would be irresponsible, after all, not to speculate.

  27. 27.

    Bulworth

    April 7, 2010 at 10:05 am

    He’s against unions, immigration and welfare…so he’s running in the Republican primary? I wonder how he plans to distinguish himself from other Republicans?

  28. 28.

    Will

    April 7, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Wow, Wolcott is right–that is one bullshit website Mickey threw together for $5. And that picture of him in the upper left corner? Good Lord. I know they say politics is show biz for ugly people, but I think it’s actually Mickey’s face that is show biz for ugly people. Now that’s a face for radio.

  29. 29.

    Persia

    April 7, 2010 at 11:20 am

    @ds: Holy shit, I found the reply button!

    Anyway, yeah. I mean, this is just some kind of meta joke at this point.

  30. 30.

    Northern Observer

    April 7, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    The “dickless” alone they would forgive you for, but the “unimaginative” moniker is going to gnaw at the back of their minds and the “dickless and unimaginative” combo will wake them up at 4:06 AM and have them staring into the bathroom mirror… for five minutes after which they will resolve to pen another screed in print about the incivility and worthlessness of bloggers and the blogosphere.
    You wait for it. Within a month there will be in print essays on the trouble with bloggers.

  31. 31.

    Resisting Arrest

    April 8, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I like what you have done here. Mostly i like the part where you say you are doing this to give back and looking at all the comments it seems that this is working for you as well.

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