Don’t argue with reformed druids. Or unreformed ones, either. I’m in a bad mood because we fixed a hole in our roof and a bird seems to have been trapped inside–maybe inside the dryer vent which is on the second floor. I need to find someone who can pull the entire stacked washer/dryer out of the closet, open the vent, and catch the bird. Its patriot’s day and everyone is off.
@Punchy: MSNBC just had a breaking news banner about Hekla volcano pluming (a bigger volcano), but weirdly, they just took it down.
12.
PeakVT
@Cat Lady: There haven’t been any earthquakes under Hekla and people who are following the Eyjafjallajökull eruption obsessively haven’t seen any indications of another eruption. See for yourself.
ETA: Duh on me. Forgot the two-link rule again.
13.
MattF
Note this. Sistah Sarah is now claiming ownership of a very specific, critical constituency in the Republican Party. I’m getting less skeptical about the Palin-in-2012 ticket.
When life gives you a pissy mood, make piss and vinegarade. Give us a good ol’ fashioned Colerant!
18.
KDP
Ditto. Also, too.
The news is both depressing and frustrating. I fear a lack of the voter enthusiasm needed to prevent the Confederate Republican party from gaining significant seats.
19.
Punchy
@trollhattan: Just reading a little of that made my stomach churn. A lunchtime read it is not.
20.
Pangloss
I’m in a pissy mood.
Me too. And I have a particularly low tolerance for Right Wing crap today. Maybe it’s because it’s the 15th anniversary of a Right Wing lunatic blowing up a federal building and killing 168 men, women and children?
Well, if John’s in a pissy mood, he could probably help you with that.
That was the kind of “christening” you were talking about, right?
Ugh, don’t mind me…my brain is fried. I’m doing up a communications plan for an organization about which I’ve just started to learn, so I’m a little bit punchy right now.
23.
peach flavored shampoo
@Violet: the update on “towelrod” said it’s a false alarm.
I cant imagine the riots that will ensue if another ‘cano eggsploads before they can clear all these people out of the airports.
24.
Mnemosyne
For the foodies, I discovered yesterday that you can make posole (aka pozole) with sausage. Black Bean and Sausage Posole, actually.
I wanted to make it completely with things I had in the house (which is how I ended up looking for sausage-y recipes with hominy in them) and thought I had succeeded when I substituted some diced microwaved white potatoes for the frozen hash browns. And then I ended up having to go over to store anyway because I had regular canned tomatoes, not canned tomatoes with peppers. Grr. It all ended up tasty, though.
@Punchy: I figured you’d do something with that, but was too damn tired to think of a synonym.
Besides, I didn’t want to spoil your fun.
27.
Svensker
I’m in a pissy mood.
Who knew?
28.
gbear
Go listen to John Lewis’ speech to the 50th anniversary of the Student Non-violent Coordinating Committee (SNCC). It’ll kick the pissiness right outta you. (audio may not be posted until after 1:00 Central. I listened to the first half over lunch break. Wow.)
This beats anything CGI could produce. Amazing pictures.
34.
Punchy
Cole — go listen to some Yonder Mountain String Band. Via Pandora if necessy. You’ll be a WHOLE lot better in a matter of hours…and hooked on bluegrass.
Here’s something that brightened my mood, can’t say if it’ll work for you but worth a try:
Q1: What do these people have in common? Henry Cabot Lodge, William Miller, Edmund Muskie, Sargent Shriver, Bob Dole, Walter Mondale, Geraldine Ferraro, Lloyd Bentsen, Dan Quayle, Jack Kemp, Joe Lieberman, John Edwards.
A: They’re the losing VP candidates from 1960-2004.
Q2: How many of them were nominated by their party in the next presidential election?
A: Exactly one, Mondale. (Dole got it 20 years later.)
So if the ex-half-term governor is getting you down, remember that primary voters (in contrast to activist crazies) generally don’t look too kindly on their party’s losers from the last round.
Yeah, sure, a different nominee will make Obama’s time a little harder in ’12, but the thought of that shrieking simpleton getting a richly deserved commeuppance on the campaign trail should be enough to bring a smile to the pissiest among us.
44.
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
@trollhattan: From the comments: “Mr. Spinks was in a stable relationship…”
The National Center on Lesbian Rights points to a civil rights suit 77-year-old Clay Greene has filed against Sonoma County, California. According to the suit, when Harold, Greene’s partner of 20 years, fell ill, the county refused to let Greene visit him in the hospital, despite the couple’s meticulous efforts to name one another in their wills, powers of attorney, and medical directive documents. The county then went to court to argue that the local government should be given control of Harold’s finances, which for 20 years had also been Greene’s. (The county referred to Greene as a “roommate.”)
Sonoma is a strongly Democratic county in Presidential and congressional elections. The last Republican to win a majority in the county was Ronald Reagan in 1984.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
When a Rasputin poll predicts the Rethuglican incumbent is behind in the polls how much do the numbers really $uck? Is this a reverse strategy to rile up the base and get them to vote? In Texas why would this be necessary? Or is this like where Richard Nixon ordered up Watergate even though he was ahead in the race? Otherwise I don’t understand.
@Cat Lady: this is what black smokers look like above water. if iceland wasn’t the highest point of the mid-atlantic ridge, this eruption would be making tube worms happy, instead of pissing off airlines.
If we end up with Senator Whitman, maybe she’ll decide to spend some more ebay bucks to upgrade to preznit. She could just pay Sarah to stay home for the year (somewhere, there’s a Palin price schedule).
55.
geg6
Well, John, when I’m having a bad day, I just go to the Rude Pundit’s place and he always leaves me with a smile:
Bnut
Drink some cranberry juice.
Cat Lady
A second Icelandic volcano is erupting, so Gaia’s pissy too.
ETA: I blame Al Gore, who is still fat.
Update I: At least this time we’ll be able to say its name. Also. Too.
Church Lady
I’m shocked. You’re usually such a happy camper.
Trinity
Ditto.
Also, too.
Punchy
@Cat Lady: WHAT?
LuciaMia
Why so glum, chum?
YellowJournalism
The proposal for the new Texas social studies standards are posted. Public comments are open for thirty days. This could be interesting.
aimai
Don’t argue with reformed druids. Or unreformed ones, either. I’m in a bad mood because we fixed a hole in our roof and a bird seems to have been trapped inside–maybe inside the dryer vent which is on the second floor. I need to find someone who can pull the entire stacked washer/dryer out of the closet, open the vent, and catch the bird. Its patriot’s day and everyone is off.
arggh.
aimai
ellaesther
I’m in a pissy mood.
This is different, how?
Maybe this will cheer you up: The entire transcript of Eddie Izzard’s Dress to Kill: http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/d2ktranscription.html
Fucking brilliant.
trollhattan
You are wanting mess? Here be mess:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011623988_animalabuse17m.html
Cat Lady
@Punchy: MSNBC just had a breaking news banner about Hekla volcano pluming (a bigger volcano), but weirdly, they just took it down.
PeakVT
@Cat Lady: There haven’t been any earthquakes under Hekla and people who are following the Eyjafjallajökull eruption obsessively haven’t seen any indications of another eruption. See for yourself.
ETA: Duh on me. Forgot the two-link rule again.
MattF
Note this. Sistah Sarah is now claiming ownership of a very specific, critical constituency in the Republican Party. I’m getting less skeptical about the Palin-in-2012 ticket.
Silver Owl
Those moods do suck.
General Egali Tarian Stuck
No time for blogging. I’m off to christen a tree.
Maybe some music to cheer you up.
Cole DBiers
Maybe you should get a cat.
licensed to kill time
When life gives you a pissy mood, make piss and vinegarade. Give us a good ol’ fashioned Colerant!
KDP
Ditto. Also, too.
The news is both depressing and frustrating. I fear a lack of the voter enthusiasm needed to prevent the Confederate Republican party from gaining significant seats.
Punchy
@trollhattan: Just reading a little of that made my stomach churn. A lunchtime read it is not.
Pangloss
Me too. And I have a particularly low tolerance for Right Wing crap today. Maybe it’s because it’s the 15th anniversary of a Right Wing lunatic blowing up a federal building and killing 168 men, women and children?
Violet
@Cat Lady:
It’s a couple of other places too. Not very widespread news at the moment. Maybe it’s not as big a deal? Or maybe it’s huge.
Towelroad came up as the top link when I searched for news of Hekla.
RedKitten
Well, if John’s in a pissy mood, he could probably help you with that.
That was the kind of “christening” you were talking about, right?
Ugh, don’t mind me…my brain is fried. I’m doing up a communications plan for an organization about which I’ve just started to learn, so I’m a little bit punchy right now.
peach flavored shampoo
@Violet: the update on “towelrod” said it’s a false alarm.
I cant imagine the riots that will ensue if another ‘cano eggsploads before they can clear all these people out of the airports.
Mnemosyne
For the foodies, I discovered yesterday that you can make posole (aka pozole) with sausage. Black Bean and Sausage Posole, actually.
I wanted to make it completely with things I had in the house (which is how I ended up looking for sausage-y recipes with hominy in them) and thought I had succeeded when I substituted some diced microwaved white potatoes for the frozen hash browns. And then I ended up having to go over to store anyway because I had regular canned tomatoes, not canned tomatoes with peppers. Grr. It all ended up tasty, though.
Punchy
A little is all you need….
RedKitten
@Punchy: I figured you’d do something with that, but was too damn tired to think of a synonym.
Besides, I didn’t want to spoil your fun.
Svensker
Who knew?
gbear
Go listen to John Lewis’ speech to the 50th anniversary of the Student Non-violent Coordinating Committee (SNCC). It’ll kick the pissiness right outta you. (audio may not be posted until after 1:00 Central. I listened to the first half over lunch break. Wow.)
PeakVT
More great pics. Check number 11 for scale.
Bill E Pilgrim
@PeakVT: I thought a hekla was someone who razzed you when you were giving a speech in Boston.
AxelFoley
Cole, why so serious?
Rosalita
ditto.
Cat Lady
@PeakVT:
This beats anything CGI could produce. Amazing pictures.
Punchy
Cole — go listen to some Yonder Mountain String Band. Via Pandora if necessy. You’ll be a WHOLE lot better in a matter of hours…and hooked on bluegrass.
Rosalita
@MattF:
oh, FFS. A prayer shield??
HRA
Add me to the list of “I am in a pissy mood”.
That is all.
Osprey
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/president-clinton-i-was-wrong-listen
I guess better late than never, but I could never imagine Bush admitting even the slightest mistake.
Omnes Omnibus
I am fighting with my cable company.
Church Lady
@trollhattan: That definitely deserves a WTF? designation. I have a friend that lives in Shoreline. I just emailed her the link.
Tlazolteotl
Cheer up!
I ordered a Tunch apron from the swag store, and I can’t wait until it arrives!
gogol's wife
Here’s the mayor of Kharkov, trying to compete with Bill O’Reilly’s famous “we’re doing it live” tape:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltEvbum6LlE
IndyLib
@PeakVT:
Holy hell! Those pics are amazing.
Basilisc
Here’s something that brightened my mood, can’t say if it’ll work for you but worth a try:
Q1: What do these people have in common? Henry Cabot Lodge, William Miller, Edmund Muskie, Sargent Shriver, Bob Dole, Walter Mondale, Geraldine Ferraro, Lloyd Bentsen, Dan Quayle, Jack Kemp, Joe Lieberman, John Edwards.
A: They’re the losing VP candidates from 1960-2004.
Q2: How many of them were nominated by their party in the next presidential election?
A: Exactly one, Mondale. (Dole got it 20 years later.)
So if the ex-half-term governor is getting you down, remember that primary voters (in contrast to activist crazies) generally don’t look too kindly on their party’s losers from the last round.
Yeah, sure, a different nominee will make Obama’s time a little harder in ’12, but the thought of that shrieking simpleton getting a richly deserved commeuppance on the campaign trail should be enough to bring a smile to the pissiest among us.
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
@trollhattan: From the comments: “Mr. Spinks was in a stable relationship…”
Paul L.
Tolerant Democrats
mr. whipple
Don’t eat asparagus.
PeakVT
@Cat Lady: Here are more pics that you might like.
Bob K
Comedy Central should have to start paying the RNC for writing “The Daily Show” for them.
http://thinkprogress.org/2010/04/19/perry-on-bush-legacy/#comments
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Cat Lady
@PeakVT:
Wow. It’s like being present at the Creation. In some sense, it is.
trollhattan
@Ivan Ivanovich Renko:
FTW!!
Nothing to be sheepish about.
Now, back to the Mickey Kaus senatorial campaign.
Bob K
@ myself
When a Rasputin poll predicts the Rethuglican incumbent is behind in the polls how much do the numbers really $uck? Is this a reverse strategy to rile up the base and get them to vote? In Texas why would this be necessary? Or is this like where Richard Nixon ordered up Watergate even though he was ahead in the race? Otherwise I don’t understand.
twiffer
@Cat Lady: this is what black smokers look like above water. if iceland wasn’t the highest point of the mid-atlantic ridge, this eruption would be making tube worms happy, instead of pissing off airlines.
trollhattan
@Cat Lady:
Isn’t The Big Picture great? The Globe gets major kudos for keeping it going.
My, uh, favorite volcano blog (is there more than one?):
http://scienceblogs.com/eruptions/
trollhattan
@Basilisc:
If we end up with Senator Whitman, maybe she’ll decide to spend some more ebay bucks to upgrade to preznit. She could just pay Sarah to stay home for the year (somewhere, there’s a Palin price schedule).
geg6
Well, John, when I’m having a bad day, I just go to the Rude Pundit’s place and he always leaves me with a smile:
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2010/04/people-with-nothing-better-to-do.html
Brachiator
@Cat Lady:
Also very cool are some of the photos of the Discovery Shuttle mission to the International Space Station.
Only three more shuttle flights to go.
Svensker
@Paul L.:
And your point is?
licensed to kill time
@Svensker:
Democrats Bad! Real Bad!
RedKitten
Here John, if you’re cranky, look at pictures of absurdly happy SamKitten. That’ll cheer you up.
Alex S.
I’ve been listening to a lot of James Brown lately and, wow, he was a god. Probably the best live performer I’ve seen.
trollhattan
@Svensker:
If he ever makes a point it’ll be an accident. The great thing is he also won’t know it happened.
fucen tarmal
@trollhattan:
he was busted on the lamb
geg6
@RedKitten:
That kid is so adorable, it’s gotta be illegal.
Love the two little bottom teeth.
asiangrrlMN
The pissiness, I haz it.
@ellaesther: Love love LOVE Eddie Izzard (surprise, surprise).
@RedKitten: That kid is absurdly, ridiculously adorable!
rdalin
…I am now a James Brown fan. Just bought a bunch on itunes, great song! ty john