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You are here: Home / Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

by DougJ|  April 29, 20102:22 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

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I couldn’t agree more with mistermix’s post on the “decency” of Laura Bush. I haven’t read Laura Bush’s book and I don’t plan to but it sure sounds like it’s chock full of standard political bullshit:

There are a few crumbs of political interest strewn along the way: The usually charitable Mrs. Bush chastises the Democrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for their “nasty personal criticisms of George,” and she writes that she has often wondered if Jacques Chirac of France or Gerhard Schröder of Germany “could have done more” to prevent the Iraq war, “if one of them could have persuaded Saddam to go into exile, if they could have conveyed that the United States was not bluffing.”

For the most part, however, the White House portions of this book feel carefully prepared and vetted: Mrs. Bush lays out a predictable defense of her husband’s decision to invade Iraq and his decision not to visit New Orleans in the immediate aftermath of Katrina, and she offers only the blandest portraits of administration figures like Dick Cheney, Donald H. Rumsfeld and Karl Rove. In these chapters there is no daylight between Laura Bush and her highly groomed role as first lady.

It’s hard to measure the political value of snookering rubes (EDIT: sorry, I’ve been reading DailyHowler again) with the “decency” shtick, but Mark Halperin counted the continuing popularity of Laura Bush as one of the five biggest political achievements of our era, so there’s a full-fledged Village meme that it did have value. I think “achievement” is the right word here — we’re talking about a manufactured image designed to take in the gullible and childish.

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  1. 1.

    Persia

    April 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Wait, it’s Germany and France’s fault we destroyed a nation, strengthened Iran, and have been essentially pouring money into a hole for years? Stay classy, Laura.

  2. 2.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    April 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Laura Bush didn’t really do anything. I remember her being interested in the plight of the people of Myanmar and Aung San Suu Kyi but other than that she was pretty boring and non-controversial.

  3. 3.

    aimai

    April 29, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    IIRC there were rumors that, in fact, Saddam and his sons had offered to go “into exile” but that those offers were ignored, or rebuffed. Isn’t this just another example of right wing “they made me do it” transformation of the bully into the victim? I mean, now we are to believe on the strength of the [insert unnammable drug name here] queen’s musings that the war is the fault of Jacques Chirac and Saddam Hussein and not the actual people who, you know, launched the war?

    I haven’t got the least interest in the rehabilitation of the “First Enabler” and her pet boy king.

    aimai

  4. 4.

    asiangrrlMN

    April 29, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Stepford First Lady still at it, I see. TBogg had a good post on it yesterday (as mentioned in a previous thread). She looked stoned to the gills every time I saw her, but maybe that was just a coma induced by trying not to listen to W.

  5. 5.

    Lolis

    April 29, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    Laura Bush’s greatest achievement IMHO is starting the annual Book Festival in Austin. On the national level, I can’t think of one thing she did. Laura never seemed comfortable as First Lady.

  6. 6.

    jacy

    April 29, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    Sorry, I never liked Laura Bush. She always struck me in the same way Huckabee strikes me: all folksy and warm and benign, until you do something to piss them off, and then the mask slips off.

    Just a gut feeling, but I always felt that somewhere deep inside she had a mean streak a mile wide. In the mold of Barbara Bush, but just better at keeping her mouth shut.

  7. 7.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    April 29, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry at this use of Johnny Rotten’s most famous(probably) utterance. Speaking of which, where is today’s Sex Pistols? Or The Clash? In other words, the musical version of the torches and pitchforks brigade.

  8. 8.

    MattF

    April 29, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Oy. I hereby take back anything positive I ever said about Halperin. I’ll just note, as a sorta, kinda potential counterargument, that Laura Bush’s political achievements add up to precisely zero. Nil, nada, zilch, nothing.

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Pistols reference, nice.

  10. 10.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    April 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    @jacy: All you need to do is look at the aforementioned TBogg post. Her actions after her car accident tell you all you need to know about her.

  11. 11.

    beltane

    April 29, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Laura Bush always seemed like the Queen of all Stepford wives.

  12. 12.

    DougJ

    April 29, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    @Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle:

    There is nothing like that today. There is political stuff, but nothing that breaks through that is critical and damning in the way early punk was.

  13. 13.

    Mnemosyne

    April 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Apparently a hotel in Germany is pissed off because Bush claims in her book that the hotel poisoned them even though the doctors said the delegation caught a virus.

    Paranoid much, Laura?

  14. 14.

    Mark S.

    April 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Halperin’s list of greatest political achievements may possible be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. And it takes some brass balls to blame Chirac and Schroder for not doing more to prevent a war your stupid husband started. That’s like blaming Sweden for not stopping either world war.

    OT-according to Slate, I’m a person who gets most of my news from conservative sites, mainly because I’ve clicked links that have sent me to Townhall and Human Events. It is interesting to see what they rate as conservative or not; I was surprised that Gallup was 75% conservative.

  15. 15.

    cleek

    April 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    why would anyone want to waste their time thinking about Laura Bush ?

  16. 16.

    Stooleo

    April 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    I’ve always had the notion that George and Laura felt that the presidency was their birthright. There is an arrogance about her that really pisses me off. Its like ” yeah we fucked the country up good, but how dare you criticize us”. Seriously, fuck her.

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    @DougJ: No one is doing what Public Enemy, NWA, et al., did either.

  18. 18.

    arguingwithsignposts

    April 29, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Wait, is this good news for John McCain?

    ETA: There is no way I’m getting out of the boat for that kind of stupid. Mark S. has spared me! huzzah!

  19. 19.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    April 29, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    she writes that she has often wondered if Jacques Chirac of France or Gerhard Schröder of Germany “could have done more” to prevent the Iraq war, “if one of them could have persuaded Saddam to go into exile, if they could have conveyed that the United States was not bluffing.”

    That’s one of the most astonishing statements I’ve ever come across.

    Not wondering for a moment if there’s anything that anyone could have done to persuade Bush not to invade, since he was the one who, you know, invaded.

    It reminds me of the classic enabler for a violent partner, saying “Look, you don’t know how he gets, just get him out of here” while pointing to the potential victim, some guy who looked at her husband the wrong way in a bar.

    Yes, gosh, it really was the fault of the French all along, I knew it. They really had the responsibility to protect the world from the belligerence of George W Bush, and failed.

  20. 20.

    Linda Featheringill

    April 29, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Stepford wife, indeed.

    The perfect Southern Wife adopts her husband’s view of reality and does not entertain any other views.

    Wasted Days and Wasted Nights.

  21. 21.

    FlipYrWhig

    April 29, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    @jacy:

    She always struck me in the same way Huckabee strikes me: all folksy and warm and benign, until you do something to piss them off, and then the mask slips off.

    Do you really find her warm and folksy? The one redeeming characteristic of Laura Bush to me is that she openly looks like she doesn’t give two shits about anything and just floats by from day to day, which is about how I imagine I would act if I had been sucked up into the Bush Family vortex of Fail and wanted desperately not to feel that scummy guilt all over me.

  22. 22.

    R-Jud

    April 29, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    @cleek: Right? To quote her mother-in-law, I don’t need to waste my beautiful mind on that sort of thing.

  23. 23.

    jrg

    April 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    I agree with russell from the last thread.

    She seems like a nice lady. She probably is a nice lady… But that’s the problem: she knew better than to invade Iraq, or bash teh ghey, but since she’s “nice” (a doormat, in other words), she didn’t have the guts to stop her idiot husband.

  24. 24.

    eemom

    April 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    ANOTHER post about Laura Bush and her book? Have we now exhausted ALL topics as to which any rational person in their right mind gives a shit? Or is it that Sully said something about this that makes it important?

    Whatevah……personally I’d rather dish about Oprah’s interview of the John Edwards floozy.

  25. 25.

    Garrigus Carraig

    April 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Could have done more to prevent the Iraq war. Is she really under the illusion that the Iraq war could have been prevented? Outside of poisoning Wolfowitz, Cheney, & Perle, & making it look like an accident? Jesus Mary and Joseph, we are The Dumb Country. We must be dumber than fuçking Yemen.

  26. 26.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    The news of these memoirs has Letterman loading up all his old Bush clips and jokes. They still work.

  27. 27.

    Geeno

    April 29, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Rats, R-Jud beat me to the beautiful mind reference.

  28. 28.

    jacy

    April 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    I personally don’t find her warm and folksy, just as I don’t find Huckabee warm and folksy, but I bet there are boatloads of people out there who do.

    I always found her creepy and off-putting, like something walking around in a human suit.

  29. 29.

    Eric S.

    April 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim:

    Not wondering for a moment if there’s anything that anyone could have done to persuade Bush not to invade, since he was the one who, you know, invaded.

    I remember a political cartoon when Saddam was found in his rat hole that had GWB at a desk with Saddam’s picture in the back ground. GWB was saying, “Today, I have settled all family business.”

    I know you’re not questioning this but nothing was going to stop him.

  30. 30.

    FlipYrWhig

    April 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    @Stooleo: Hmm. I hear her struggling not to say, “you don’t understand, he’s a doofus in way over his head and doesn’t know any better.” Not “He’s doing the right thing,” but “Bless his heart, he’s just not that bright.” I think she’s defensive about Dubsy _as a guy_ rather than as a president, because she thinks of him as a slacker fuckup. She goes through the motions of defending his public acts, but it’s pretty mechanical, it seems to me.

  31. 31.

    Mike in NC

    April 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Cannot fathom who’d even want to read her book outside of some blue-haired Republican Ladies Auxiliary groups.

  32. 32.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    @R-Jud: One reason to pay attention is the inevitable softball interviews– Oprah, The View, all Fox programs. Meet the Press? Not too much of a stretch.

  33. 33.

    rob!

    April 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Say what you want about Laura Bush, at least she’s not uppity like Michelle.

    /teabagger

  34. 34.

    Trinity

    April 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    @Mike in NC: This.

  35. 35.

    Brachiator

    April 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    I couldn’t agree more with mistermix’s post on the “decency” of Laura Bush. I haven’t read Laura Bush’s book and I don’t plan to but it sure sounds like it’s chock full of standard political bullshit

    I suppose that Laura Bush waded into the political waters in defending her husband’s presidency, but still, there isn’t much point in bashing her.

    Do you really expect her to criticize her husband?

    Except for Hillary Clinton, who was co-president, the role of First Lady ain’t either elective or constitutional.

    You like her. You don’t like her. The rest is commentary.

  36. 36.

    Tyro

    April 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    I have NEVER understood the appeal, even among liberals, of Laura Bush. She was as empty a first lady as their ever was. Not stylish, not interesting, not… anything, really, other than the wife of a dumb jerk who happened to end up being president.

  37. 37.

    Warren Terra

    April 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    I always thought of her as a perfectly anodyne and meaningless person – a sort of typical petty bourgeoisie housewife whose main interests are her husband, kids, and book club, and not necessarily in that order. The descriptions I’m reading of the book have done nothing to change that, except that they’ve strongly suggested that she identifies strongly with her husband, shares his delusions, and believes his nonsense. Perfectly understandable – in a way, perhaps even admirable for someone to so support their spouse – but not something that speaks well of her judgement.

    Since she basically spent eight years keeping quiet except to promote book festivals (and those were a perfectly worthwhile cause, although from what I saw of her activities they always seemed to be aimed more at the book clubs of suburban housewives like her, and less at introducing kids to books or at a culture of continuing education), it was possible to maintain the idea that she maintained some detachment (after all, she wasn’t standing on soapboxes and spouting hateful nonsense like Lynne Cheney or Virginia Thomas), and to imagine that Laura Bush hadn’t bought into the toxic partisanship of her husband and his administration. Sadly, no.

    P.S. Isn’t a bit odd that a lifelong reader and proponent of literature, a woman who’s had nothing but dinner parties to do for the last ten years (and less for the last eighteen months than before) didn’t write her own book, but got a professional conservative ghostwriter to do it for her?

  38. 38.

    FlipYrWhig

    April 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    @Eric S.: Definitely. There’s nothing more evident about the Dubya presidency than that it was the good-for-nothing son’s effort to one-up the old man. Fight the same war but do it ballsier. Give the finger to the media. Ignore calls to moderate or clean up the fiscal mess. Get reelected.

  39. 39.

    Tonal Crow

    April 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: The “France and Germany didn’t do enough to avoid the Iraq War” meme is another hundred courses of bricks in the right’s epistemic enclosure. Jeebus but the thing is already taller than the minarets at Mecca.

  40. 40.

    soonergrunt

    April 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Laura Bush was completely irrelevant during her husband’s administration, largely because she sought to remain out of the limelight as was her right. She’s irrelevant now because the narrative about her husband’s administration, which is now pretty much carved in stone, is that it was full of monsters and one irrelevant person called Laura Bush.

    I couldn’t give a tinker’s damn about her book and I don’t know anyone left, right, or center who does either.

  41. 41.

    arguingwithsignposts

    April 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    soonergrunt:

    I couldn’t give a tinker’s damn about her book and I don’t know anyone left, right, or center who does either.

    And yet, here we are.

  42. 42.

    psychobroad

    April 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    It’s really sociopathic, the insistence on not taking responsibility for anything. Yes, of course France and Germany should have made Saddam go away. And what gratuitous bullshit, blaming Germany for their stomach bugs. She must still be mad at Merkle for being so publicly revolted by Shrub’s unsolicited caresses. What horrible, horrible, horrible people these Bushes be.

  43. 43.

    jrg

    April 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    And yet, here we are.

    …Passing the time until John updates us on a new widget for picking up dog feces or removing dandelions from the yard.

  44. 44.

    Lab Partner

    April 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    “…she writes that she has often wondered if Jacques Chirac of France or Gerhard Schröder of Germany “could have done more” to prevent the Iraq war”

    No one could have done more to prevent the Iraq War than the guy who started the Iraq War, who, I might add, it just so happens, is the guy who Laura married.

    Denial much Laura?

  45. 45.

    arguingwithsignposts

    April 29, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    @jrg: lol. u win, sir/madam.

  46. 46.

    JohnR

    April 29, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    I’ve been reading DailyHowler again

    Oy! Watch yourself there. Somerby’s the only guy I know who makes me feel like a naive young optimist. And I think we passed the tipping point on our slide into religious fascism some 20 years ago and are well down the slope. When (not if) one of these guys gets close enough to the President to Kennedy him, I think that will be the final straw. I lived through the King riots; I can’t believe that these wouldn’t be far worse – back then, there weren’t scads of well-financed and trained right-wingers champing at the bit to take over the hard way.
    As for Mrs. Bush, why waste any time, thought or print on her at all?

  47. 47.

    Ep1phany42

    April 29, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    White privilege rears its ugly head yet again. Do you think Obama would be President if a boozy Michelle killed her ex-boyfriend?

  48. 48.

    MattR

    April 29, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    @jrg: I just posted this on another thread, but is this close enough?

  49. 49.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    @MattR: I love that thing.

  50. 50.

    soonergrunt

    April 29, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: Well, if you want to get technical, I don’t actually know any of you people, do I?

    @MattR: awesome.

  51. 51.

    PanAmerican

    April 29, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    Did yer ever have the feeling yer being watched?

  52. 52.

    gbear

    April 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    @jacy:

    Just a gut feeling, but I always felt that somewhere deep inside she had a mean streak a mile wide.

    Well, there is that clue in that she ran over her ex-boyfriend with a car…

  53. 53.

    arguingwithsignposts

    April 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    @soonergrunt:
    in the biblical sense, probably not. Speaking only for myself, now. cough, cough.

  54. 54.

    bemused

    April 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    I’ve never thought she was too bright, esp after she told the joke about GW milking the male horse at the press corps dinner. I’m no prude but that just didn’t seem the type of joke a first lady should tell. I can just hear the horror if it had been Michele Obama.

  55. 55.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 29, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    @jrg: Actually we are waiting for end of the week Tunch update.

  56. 56.

    frankdawg

    April 29, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    Since I could not be paid enough money to give a crap about this xanax’ed waif I’d like to try to start the conversation down a rat hole. Usually this would be someone pointing out misspelling or grammar followed by a total collapse of civility over trivia.

    It’s ‘tinkers dam’ not ‘tinkers damn’. The tinker was not condemning someone to perdition but making an earthen stopper against which molten metal would seal a hole in a pot.

  57. 57.

    MattR

    April 29, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I just sent an email to a friend requesting he build me one. I know he has the parts and ability, just not the free time. It would be an absolutely kick ass housewarming present though :)

  58. 58.

    Cris

    April 29, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    she has often wondered if Jacques Chirac of France or Gerhard Schröder of Germany “could have done more” to prevent the Iraq war

    I TOLD YOU I’D SHOOT, BUT YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME

    WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME

  59. 59.

    Punchy

    April 29, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    if they could have conveyed that the United States was not bluffing.”

    If you believe someone isn’t bluffing, you back down and let them take the pot. So what exactly was Saddam supposed to do…..give up his non-existent WMD program?

  60. 60.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    April 29, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Everybody blames Bush getting elected on oh, the Supreme Court, the Villager Media’s treatment of Gore, Gore’s mediocre campaign, etc.

    Nope. It’s all Laura Bush’s fault. Why?

    Apparently she’d finally had enough of her wastrel husband and gave him an ultimatum? And helped him see his cleanup thru and stick to it.

    If not, he’d still be the drunk, cokehead vacant asshat he was until he turned 40. And there’s no way he would have made it in politics, even Texas politics, thusly, never President.

  61. 61.

    Linda Featheringill

    April 29, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    @psychobroad:
    Not taking responsibility for anything.

    The very rich are different from you and me.

    Fitzgerald nailed it. And things haven’t changed.

  62. 62.

    Cris

    April 29, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    @Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle: Speaking of which, where is today’s Sex Pistols? Or The Clash? In other words, the musical version of the torches and pitchforks brigade.

    @DougJ: There is nothing like that today. There is political stuff, but nothing that breaks through that is critical and damning in the way early punk was.

    @Omnes Omnibus: @DougJ: No one is doing what Public Enemy, NWA, et al., did either.

    I don’t know of any examples either, but I’m not convinced that there is nothing. I bet we’re just out-of-touch fogeys who aren’t aware of the contemporary musical underbelly.

  63. 63.

    DougJ

    April 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    @JohnR:

    I don’t think Laura Bush is worthy of discussion except to the extent that her manufactured image influenced politics. That’s what I’m getting at.

  64. 64.

    Fergus Wooster

    April 29, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage:

    This. This, this, this.

    I’ve been saying this for years. She should have let him stay drunk and keep running oil companies into the ground.

  65. 65.

    Omnes Omnibus

    April 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    @Cris: Ouch.

  66. 66.

    arguingwithsignposts

    April 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    In re: no Sex Pistols, NWA etc. – the music business learned from these lessons. they co-opt any new outrage before it’s too old. Also, you folks seem to be missing Rage Against the Machine in your get off my lawn-iness.

    ETA: System of a Down, also, too.

  67. 67.

    David Hunt

    April 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Is she really under the illusion that the Iraq war could have been prevented? Outside of poisoning Wolfowitz, Cheney, & Perle

    Actually, I’m of the opinion that if all three of those SOBs had died in actual accidents with absolute proof that no human agency was involved, it would still have been turned into a massive Islamic and/or Democratic murder conspiracy calling for invasions, arrests of political dissidents, and torture on a whole new scale. In other words, the cancer had already metasticized (sp?) into the body politic and cutting out those three tumors wouldn’t have saved things.

  68. 68.

    Kyle

    April 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Ms. Bush may be brilliant; I’ve never met her. But until I do and she proves otherwise, she will always seem the definition of “vapid” to me.

  69. 69.

    canuckistani

    April 29, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    I don’t give a rat’s ass about Laura Bush or her book of lies. I just got sucked into this thread by Johnny Rotten.

  70. 70.

    Pangloss

    April 29, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Mrs. Bush lays out a predictable defense of her husband’s decision to invade Iraq and his decision not to visit New Orleans in the immediate aftermath of Katrina

    You mean she finally figured out it was “Katrina,” and not “Corrina?”

  71. 71.

    croatoan

    April 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    she writes that she has often wondered if Jacques Chirac of France or Gerhard Schröder of Germany “could have done more” to prevent the Iraq war

    Maybe German intelligence could’ve told us “Curveball” was a lying drunk. Maybe France and Germany (and Russia) could’ve proposed a second UN resolution that would have beefed-up inspections.

  72. 72.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    April 29, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    @asiangrrlMN:

    She looked stoned to the gills every time I saw her, but maybe that was just a coma induced by trying not to listen to W.

    Sadly, no. She was stoned to the gills. I have two close relatives who were foreign service officers in countries Laura Bush visited during W’s presidency. One was assigned to be the local liaison to the White House staffer in charge of keeping Laura stoned, and the other confirmed that this was a standard State Department/White House procedure when Laura traveled. She was pretty closely supervised by her staff, who had to strike a balance between keeping her medicated to her satisfaction while still able to make her fairly minimal public appearances. She spent most of her time on foreign visits napping in hotel rooms and embassy residences.

  73. 73.

    Julia Grey

    April 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    “…she writes that she has often wondered if Jacques Chirac of France or Gerhard Schröder of Germany “could have done more” to prevent the Iraq war”

    Just as she often wondered if her ex-boyfriend would still be alive if he hadn’t chosen to drive a Corvair.

    The reason this melon-headed woman is a relevant subject for discussion is because she is the EPITOME of a certain kind of Republican, the sort who is all for Personal Responsibility until they are the Person being called to account.

  74. 74.

    soonergrunt

    April 29, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    @Pangloss:

    You mean she finally figured out it was “Katrina,” and not “Corrina?”

    ICWUDT.

  75. 75.

    Joseph Nobles

    April 29, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Laura Bush is the thinly disguised protagonist of Peter Straub’s The Hellfire Club. I guess that’s why I’ve always though she was redeemable. However, Nora shed herself of the Chancels at the end of Straub’s novel. Laura’s still right there carrying water for the clan.

  76. 76.

    licensed to kill time

    April 29, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: Verrrrrry interesting! So that’s how she does it.

    If I had the bad fortune to somehow be married to GWB, I’d have to be stoned to the gills all the time, too. I’d be floating through life on a happy little cloud, wondering what that annoying buzz in my ears was but not giving a rat’s ass.

    Better living through chemistry!

  77. 77.

    mclaren

    April 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Laura Bush mowed down one of her classmates while she was driving drunk. She should be spending the rest of her life in prison working in the prison laundry for 10 cents an hour to pay restitution to the parents of the kid she killed while driving drunk.

  78. 78.

    Caren

    April 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    My favorite Laura Bush moment was when the Obamas met them at the White House before the Inauguration.

    Michelle Obama brought a housewarming gift, since they were visiting the Bushes’ home.

    Laura was horrified. “We didn’t get you anything–” she stammered. You could practically hear the wheels turning as she realized she looked gauche and entitled.

    The appearance of gaucherie was entirely the Obamas fault, of course. If they had just behaved like proper house Negroes, it wouldn’t have happened. Why can’t everyone take care of Chimpy like Laura does?

  79. 79.

    Phoebe

    April 29, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    It’s always creeped me out that first ladies have a job that is being first lady. I mean, I guess I’m glad Michelle is planting an organic garden or whatever, but I really just about swooned when Judith Dean, when asked what she’d do as first lady, just said “I suppose I’ll just practice medicine in D.C. I’ll really miss my current patients, but, you know.” Or words almost exactly to that effect.

  80. 80.

    Phoebe

    April 29, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    @Cris: [trying this again] here: try The Hangman Song, by Puerto Muerto [in the Pine Valley Cosmonauts incarnation].

  81. 81.

    asiangrrlMN

    April 29, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: Fascinating! Good to know that my observations were not that far off.

  82. 82.

    pablo

    April 29, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    In the remainder bin at Big Lots! by July.

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